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>get chased by a german shepherd as I do my morning run
>kick it in the face before it tries to bite me
>dog whimpers and cries and tries to go for me again after a few seconds
>kick it again and until it falls to the ground
>dog makes a weird twitch on the ground and cant get up
>owner is upset and wants to sue me
wtf man? I tried to explain to the owner that it was chasing me and I tried to defend myself before it attacked me and now wants to sue me because she didn't see bite marks. What do I do now?
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>>4150613
>If you attack in self defense you must accept that you are going to kill.
That's not how it works. people can die by blowing at their face but the intention is not to kill
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>>4150616
The intention with self defense is always to kill. Wounded people can still be determined to kill you. If you're not ready for stopping them to equal killing them don't defend yourself.

I have killed plenty of dogs growing up on 7th and scared off a lot more. I was never bit following those rules for life I gave you, because when you start off fighting you are more likely to get bit. OPs larp isn't realistic, dogs are a lot faster when they're aggressive. Thankfully people get scared a lot easier but I wouldn't attack a man unless he was attacking me - but if i would, i wouldn't care if he was stumbling around saying "stop iiiiit ;_;". When people attack you they can kill you, so when you fight back you have to accept that you might kill them. I don't mean knock them out and keep going, I mean you have to accept that if you punch someone they can die from it.
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>>4150621
>The intention with self defense is always to kill.
No, it isn't. It's to defend. Not everyone goes in their head to kill someone as soon as they want to defend themselves. It doesn't work that way. If someone tries to attack me I will attack them until the situation is controlled. If I wanted to kill them I'd keep attacking them until they die, even if the situation is controlled
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>>4150629
Read nigga.

If you defend yourself they might die. That's it.
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>>4150630
That's besides the point. There's a difference between killing someone with intention and without intention.

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>>4150103
Huh, I didn't even know they had mooses in Poland.
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>>4150043
for what though? what's that in her mouth?
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>>4148283
Cute
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>>4138929
never trust a fart

What would alien life look like?
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There's no such thing as aliens or evolution. Ponder about something that matters.
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>>4150588
Probably rather similar to life on Earth due to convergent evolution
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>>4150595
>There's no such thing as aliens or evolution.

You mean that metaphorically, right?
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>>4150588
sexy

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Someone is walking into a petstore right now or answering an adoption craig's list ad for the sole purpose of acquiring an animal to torture it.

That person will get away keeping up with this behavior for the next 60 years of their life, because there are no laws nor procedures in place to detect that this is even happening. The animal's carcass will be buried or dumped somewhere, and there will never be any questions asked.

How do you feel about this, /an/?
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>>4150422
>He's not like the other billionaires! He's based and libertarian like me!!
Deluded pawn. He bought Twitter for market manipulation, simple as
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>>4150425
Yeah of course but he's also anti-woke and libertarian. Better him have it than someone else.
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>>4150400
Based moralfag dogfuckers.
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>>4150388
>MAKE MORE LAWS
how about remove some? instead of the police arresting someone for burning a cross onto a pedophile's lawn, how about we remove laws against vigilantism so we don't have to put up with this shit?
Animal laws? It's just gonna make it harder for the layman (or farmer, me) to get animals and sickos are gonna get them anyway.
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>>4150425
retarded post, I even said regardless of his actual inclinations it is good he is spewing out good principles. He is advertising libertarian principles for the whole world to see, and if he doesn't deliver on them now there is even more expectation to call on good, and for normies to expect those same ideals he once spewed carried out by other companies

It is good marketing for us whether Elon is a decent person or the worst person in the world

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What's the biggest animal you could beat in a fight unarmed?
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>>4145046
he's a moron alright, but he's right about the hormone stuff.
muscle growth is limited by myostatin. it ensures that you lose any surplus muscle mass (evolution is a bitch). that's why you have to spend years on training to gain muscle, but can lose them over a few weeks only.
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An American
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>>4144986
tyrannosaurus
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We've had this thread many times and the answer is a manatee.
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>>4144986
5 T-Rex

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Cute Crustaceans edition.

Discuss anything aquarium related here, including inhabitants, decor, and issues. Before asking questions in this thread, make sure you give us at least some details when asking a question, such as:

>Tank size (include dimensions, not just volume)
>Parameters (ammonia, nitrate, nitrite, pH, GH, KH)
>Any inhabitants + how long you've had them
>Pictures are always helpful

Tank Cycling:
>www.modestfish.com/how-to-cycle-your-aquarium/

Stocking and Water Change Calculator:
>www.aqadvisor.com/AqAdvisor.php
>www.hamzasreef.com/Contents/Calculators/EffectiveWaterChange.php

Articles and Care Guides:
>www.seriouslyfish.com/knowledge-base/
>www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/
>www.theaquariumwiki.com/wiki/

Aquatic Plant Database:
>www.aquaticplantcentral.com/forumapc/plantfinder/all.php
>www.flowgrow.de/db/aquaticplants

Saltwater shit:
>brs 5 minute guides
>https://youtu.be/AlUv9SRB_g8 [Embed]
>https://reefbuilders.com/reef-tank-setup/
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>>4150227
Sorry, better pic here.
He looks bloated and struggling
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>>4150227
Yeah I'd say it's 50/50 on it being bullying, 5 is a small number and tetras are notorious for being assholes in small numbers. I'd recommend another 3-5 of them, it'd make them all chiller and happier in general.
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>>4150227
>It's a school of 5 (plus the 2 garras), i could see him being bullied
I would definitely add more or the tetras. Personally I would do no less than 10 of any type of tetra (well most tetras) simply because the bigger the group the more at ease they will be and also one of the best things about tetras is seeing a big school of them. Nice looking fish by the way.
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>>4142605
Looks dope
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>>4150123
Not worth it. Get a good light setup instead

THE LOATHSOME ANTEATER
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>>4149903
Imagine punting this ugly fucker into the stratosphere. He's wide open. I can almost feel the sensation on my toes of his chest cavity collapsing as my steel toed boot catches him square in his gay fucking chest and lifts him clear off the ground.
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>>4149903
I remember someone on blue forum posted insanely rare pictures of their feet. There are were home-made pictures. So someone really enjoys this animal so much!
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>>4137507
maidenless
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>>4137507
inconssseivable!
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>>4149876
this but unironically, if you browse anime imageboards but somehow are out of touch with media, you are a fucking cuck nigger.

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Frog thread
Post frogs
Love frogs
Feed many flies to frogs
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>>4144329
That's a fly not a bug you stupid frog.
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Flying Floof edition
https://www.deviantart.com/trollmans/art/Age-of-Frog-488919408

Preeevious:
>>4097492

RESOURCES:
https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Tutorial
>One-stop shop for relevant background information for starting a project

http://planetfuraha.blogspot.com/
>Fantastic blog covering all sorts of spec evo topics in-depth

https://specevo.jcink.net/
>The Speculative Evolution forums, full of resources and ongoing projects


RECOMMENDED PROJECTS:
https://pastebin.com/zhBbaNTB
>Link to a PDF of Wayne Barlowe’s “Expedition”, a seminal work of speculative evolution full of incredible paintings and illustrations


https://youtu.be/Rbi8Jgx1CNE [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
>”The Future is Wild”, a CGI documentary following the evolution of life on Earth in the far future

https://pastebin.com/esdFrSEZ
>Dougal Dixon, arguably the father of speculative evolution. These are links to PDF’s of his books “After Man”, “The New Dinosaurs”, and “Man After Man”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egzZv8tqT_k&list=PL6xPxnYMQpquNuaEffJzjGjMsr6VktCYl&ab_channel=Biblaridion [Embed] [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

https://sites.google.com/site/worldofserina/

https://sunriseonilion.wordpress.com/

http://www.cmkosemen.com/snaiad_web/snduterus.html

https://www.deviantart.com/sanrou/gallery/56844005/nau

http://www.planetfuraha.nl/

https://multituberculateearth.wordpress.com/
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>>4150245
Mudskippers are also still aquatic fish that spend most of their lives in the water, and sharks can't flex or fold their fins like ray-finned fish (like the mudskipper) can.
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>>4150557
A daring synthesis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asd85ZCo7KA

Still mostly using creatures that are well loved by paleo-normos
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>>4150245
Sharks don't use their dorsal fin as a display device

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Brother's bird. His name is Bald.
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>>4146619
lel
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very nice
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>>4145655
you think it would peck your pp off?
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>>4145655
Kpop bird

These things need nerfing, they are ridiculously OP
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>>4149780
Yeah I physically can't watch one of his videos without cringing at every video game reference
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>>4150114
>barely over 1000kg
>clearly an outlier
I yawn in your direction.
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>>4150200
???
That's literally the premise I mentioned. >>4149685
>max sized polar could take a lower percentile size hippo
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>>4150212
Apologies, I didn’t read the whole chain. Guess that’s what I get for being a skimreading retard.
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>>4147514
OP have you ever met a fucking Moose?

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Redpill me on budgies
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>>4150187
Because your cousin punched his budgies regularly. When calibrated and treated right, budgies can live 20+ years.
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>>4144100
who are you quoting?
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>>4150193
ugh, omg you incels need to stop fucking trying to be so anal about your so called 4chan 'culture'. Stop.
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>>4150194
ah it's a woman, makes sense now
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>>4150194
4chan is cringe af

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sad animal stories/clips
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>>4150350
>cutting out half of the story
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Can't find it but I like the video where the penguins are hanging out on the beach and a bunch of other birds descend on one of the babies and start ripping it apart while it's still alive and the other penguins give 0 fucks
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>>4150350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeKrAuImVtQ
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story of my life
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>>4150350
I just dont get why he did that???

ITT: post mind-blowing animals with superpowers.
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>>4149494
>frieza-troonny-cloud
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olm
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>>4150578
Op Likes Men?
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>>4150580
Olm are baby dragons, dum-dum.
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>>4150571
HOENN WILL EXPLODE IN 5 MINUTES

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why she cute
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>>4146781
He know's, has been spamming that peep bullshit all week.
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>>4148535
That's not true. Huskies aren't the kind of dogs that can be cute.
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>>4146781
wtf peeps have xylitol now? there's no fucking way they did ten years ago
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>>4148589
look at this retard
behold a fucking moron
observe the buffoon before you
feast your eyes upon the display of unintelligence
comprehend the neurological inadequacy of this pathetic being
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>>4148624
cute

>>4148549
i wonder if it's the same dude who keeps asking in every general if you can get X animal drunk or high on weed.

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