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OH SHIT NIGGER. You're RASPUTIN. Younger brother of SHOTASNIFFER - Supreme Leader of the United Shota Sniffing Republic.

Your Great Leader has decided to host a beach party to increase morale after 22 episodes of tiring bullshit. But you have discovered somebody trying to sabotage the whole thing. Now you're gotta find out who's responsible and take 'em out before the rest of your siblings find out and the day is ruined!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4840680
yes, especially before shotasniffer finds out and decides to "help" with cooking
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>>4840701
Well that's certainly a motivator
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4840721
time to search for clubs with the weird heroine who kept following you everywhere
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>>4840724
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4840728
inspect the kitchens, whoever made this travesty must have somehow got inside
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4840729
Roll 1d100 to look for clues
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4840731
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>>4840732
Damn, whoever did this covered up their tracks real good. You couldn't find any clues in the kitchen
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4840735
Interrogate the staff on why this...thing passed through their watch
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>>4840737
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4840744
oh yes
present a book you saved for such an occasion to read to those poor bastards
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>>4840748
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4840752
now spill
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4840752
well, what do you have to say for yourselves ?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4840753
They tell you all they know

Roll 2d100 to see if anything they said is useful or not

+10 bonus
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Rolled 89, 53 = 142 (2d100)

>>4840756
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>>4840759
Unfortunate. They legitimately did not see anything. One minute the pizza was normal and then boom, it's a pineapple pizza. So either the kitchen staff is incompetent. Or whoever's doing this invested heavily into the Sneaking skill tree
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4840765
Try the pizza
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>>4840767
+
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>>4840767
Perhaps the pineapple pizza would provide some insight
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4840771
reveal your secrets
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4840771
You enjoy the pizza, the salty ham being balanced by the acidic and sweet pineapple.


Mmmm.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4840773
Roll 2d100

+10 bonus
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Rolled 35, 50 = 85 (2d100)

>>4840778
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Rolled 165 (1d200)

>>4840778
Here
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Rolled 54, 63 = 117 (2d100)

>>4840778
SHOW ME
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Rolled 79, 75 = 154 (2d100)

>>4840778
>>4840787
Whoops
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>>4840788
>>4840789
A clue! The culprit left something in the pizza!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4840791
search it
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>>4840792
Roll 2d100 to see what's the clue

10-30: A hair or something
31-50: A certain spice that's not found on this island
51-89: A whole watch
90-100: Literally an ID card
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Rolled 7, 38 = 45 (2d100)

>>4840799
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Rolled 91, 85 = 176 (2d100)

>>4840799
Yolo
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>>4840802
Dude seriously dropped his watch into the pizza
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4840806
is it engraved
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>>4840807
It is! The watch is engraved with...

A. Initials that doesn't make sense to you at the moment. But it's a start
B. Initials that DOES make sense to you. Somebody you know owns this watch
C. Emblem of the Villain League
D. Emblem of the Hero League
E. A message, the culprit deliberately left this here to taunt you
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4840816
B + E
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4840818
+
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>>4840818
The sender is!
A. Bobby
B. Betty
C. The other Betty
D. That heroine right behind you
E. Rainbowman Jr
F. Ultra Murder Death Kill Man, Villain League Rising Superstar
G. The last remaining practitioner of the ancient Assassin Slaying Style
H. The Intergalactic Space Wizard Overlord

While the message they left is "Come to the western beach of the Chillsaders Resort, where nobody goes. Alone. We'll settle this"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4840839
G
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>>4840839
B. Betty
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4840855
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>>4840844
Of course. You remember now. It was a long time ago. A clan of assassins was hired to take down Shotasniffer. So she ordered you to slaughter them all.

It seems one managed to survive.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4840859
"It's probably a trap, though."
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>>4840862
"Like....this is clearly setting up for an ambush"

She's right, of course. Even a 10 year old could see it. But you may be running out time and options
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>>4840867
Ask her on what she would do if someone invites you alone for a duel on a secluded area for a revenge match
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4840867
>>4840873
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4840867
Not if we ambush them first.
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>>4840883
>>4840867
Specifically as an example, we are still actually villains. So carpet bombing usually works against assassins.

Usually.
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>>4840875
>>4840883
"I'd prepare my best gear. But also secretly contact the hero league for backup in case the enemy try anything funny"

Ambushing the ambush huh

"But I know you martial arts type guys have this whole honor code thing that compels you to accept 1v1s"

Fuck
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4840892
>Look at Boy tasting a slice of pizza and disliking it, giving a justification of throwing honor out of the window
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4840892
>>4840897
and technically, we could just get people to take out the ambushers before the match
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>>4840897
"Ew gross. Pineapple definitely doesn't go with plain pizza dough"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4840903
That assassin went too far! Heroine, prepare the ambush!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4840903
>>4840904
"...if we take out his friends before the "duel", does it count as no honor?"
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>>4840904
>>4840905
Of course not! This is merely....evening the playing field! He who has no honor has no place asking for it! We are simply making things fair. Afterwards he may ask for a proper 1v1
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4840918
Now let us prepare!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4840918
Heroine and the boys help "find" his friends while >>4840919
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>>4840919
>>4840921
While the arena is being...ahem..."cleared". You put on your uniform. Gotta look the part at least.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4840925
just hope nothing else goes wrong while you prepare yourself
something else goes wrong somewhere else in the beach
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>>4840939
Impossible! It cannot be! While you were getting ready....

A. Fishmen mounted another attack on the island
B. The Assassin summoned monsters to cause chaos in order to weaken your forces
C. Your siblings get into an argument and as security, you have to go resolve it. Shotasniffer is determined to have this be her off day
D. Bobby fell down the stairs
E. [ Insert Crisis Here]
F. Nothing happened. We all good
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4840956
D
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>>4840958
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4840967
"COMEDY GOLD, AM I RIGHT GUYS?"
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>>4840967
How doci roll again its been so long
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4840967
Now have Jamaicans ride him
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4840972
Dice+1d100 in the Options field
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>>4840974
Thanks I got it now thnsks
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>>4840969
You hear laughing and sounds of sick high fives from upstairs. Seems like Bobby were pushed by his brothers
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4840980
Reassemble into BOBEHTRON!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4840980
"Just wait until Big Sis sees this!"
Goddamnit Betty
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4840982
Quick! Roll 2d100 for Bobbby to reassemble himself!
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Rolled 28, 31 = 59 (2d100)

>>4840987
>>4840983
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Rolled 7, 100 = 107 (2d100)

>>4840987
Form legs and arms!
And I'll form the head!
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Rolled 93, 87 = 180 (2d100)

>>4840987
e
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>>4840991
Awesome
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>>4840991
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4840997
Now punch self in face
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4840997
>>4841000
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>>4841000
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4841008
>>4840983
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4841008
+1 endurance
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4841008
Now beat up your brothers!
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>>4841014
"REVEEEENGEEEEEE" Bobby yelled as he ran back up the stairs
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4841021
Aaaaand he's tumbling down again
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4841021
Now have red guy punch himself in the face
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>>4841023
As Bobby continues his loop of Pain. OP must now go eat dinner. Thread will continue....when it continues.

UPdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

toodles
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>>4841029
where's thread
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>>4841310
When it's ready
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4841345
how about right now
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>>4841370
but why
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4841379
Cause we gotta finish the quest, OP
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>>4841384
But I'm kinda busy rn anon, perhaps 2morrow
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>>4841396
It's tomorrow now
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this will be my only chance to finally understand SS's skeletal anatomy.
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>>4842003
no it wont
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>>4844877
PLEASE
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>>4844905
Nah
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4845010
Do it or the puppy gets it.
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>>4842003
It goes maybe like this
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>>4845014
But I love dog meat tho
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4845049
You should have thought of that before you decided to be a tease OP. Now the puppy gets it!

*Gives puppy a bone*
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>>4845057
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4845063
You wanna give the puppy another bone? I warn you, I will do it.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4845063
Remember to remove hunter
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>>4845415
Do not believe vampire lies
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>>4845471
That's cute
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>>4845569
no it aint
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4845574
get back to running the thread OP, I want more plot
>>4841029
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>>4845585
anon pls
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4845592
yeah yeah, go back to sleep then OP
unless?
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>>4845595
wuh oh
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4845598
matrix dodge
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4845598
when we gonna finish this quest, OP
doesn't seem anytime soon at this rate
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4845603
Roll 2d100 to shoot OP and make thread happen

OP gets -30 due to fat
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Rolled 29, 94 = 123 (2d100)

>>4845608
Rolling
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Rolled 61, 90 = 151 (2d100)

>>4845608
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>>4845614
>>4845628
OP is shot in the kneecaps and is now confined to thread
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4845642
good, lets get this show on the road
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>>4845645
Well, it seems like Bobby's fine, all thing's considered. You can probably leave them to work it out themselves and not intervene.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4845651
yes, lets switch perspectives to Betty while Put's gets ready for his showdown with the assassin.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4845651
>>4845656
what this guy said
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>>4845663
Seems like a nice day at the beach so far
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4845699
ZOOM AND ENHANCE
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4845699
Until the Fishman INVADE
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>>4845702
whoops sorry, camera broke.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4845713
Do we have to shoot your kneecaps again, OP?
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

a nice relaxing day at the beach,its nice when things work out and no fishmen invade
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>>4845719
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4845725
but we need action
like a giant fishman kaiju so we can use our mechs
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4845725
if it must be it must be

Tired of OP's shenanigans, this time Betty does OP in herself.
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>>4845732
You dare change the roll results?!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4845735
YES I DARE
GIVE ME THE 2d100 OP
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4845737
Sure. Go ahead. Roll for fishmen attack
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Rolled 38, 95 = 133 (2d100)

>>4845745
boom
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4845735
NO DAMN IT, NICE RELAXING DAY
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Rolled 96, 58 = 154 (2d100)

>>4845749
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>>4845747
>>4845753
hmmmmmmmm
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4845769
come on OP
we need some ACTION
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>>4845772
OH NO THE FISHMEN ARE ATTACKING!

AGAIN!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4845784
SCRAMBLE THE DEFENSE FORCE
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4845790
THE USSR's COPTER BOTS ARE DEPLOYED.

ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 75, 28 = 103 (2d100)

>>4845802
EASY!
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>>4845808
The barrage of gunfire scatters the fishmen

yey
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4845811
ah but wait once more, what about that giant KAIJU fishman coming out of the sea?
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>>4845814
Eh he seems friendly enough
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4845832
he just came for the beach party
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4845832
well, until he slices the hotel in half with a laser beam
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>>4845836
OH FUCK IT'S CHARGING UP
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4845850
surly someone will come and save this beach party before its RUINED by some crazy monster
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4845850
OH SHIT OH FUCK
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>>4845859
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING OH NOOOO
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4845873
WAIT IS THAT BETTY??
DO THE UPPERCUT BEFORE THE MONSTER DESTROYS THE HOTEL
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Rolled 901 (1d1000)

>>4845877
ROLL 2d1000

+300 Bonus
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Rolled 112, 299 = 411 (2d1000)

>>4845908
OH SHITTTTTTTT
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>>4845656
>>4845702
HEY COOMERS
FUCKING ROLL
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Rolled 270, 821 = 1091 (2d1000)

>>4845908
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>>4845915
AW SHITTTTTTTT
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>>4845915
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4845941
NOW HE'S ANGRY
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4845941
thats a whole lot of fish sticks for the party
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4845941
NOW HE'S HAPPY
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>>4845951
"Oh hey, thanks sis"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4845969
time for the limbo party EXTREME edition
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4845969
NOW DANCE
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4845969
with that done, we can finally focus on the big luau dinner with guests
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>>4845973
Alright. Time for Ken to show us his moves

"wait what"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4845983
GO MAN GO
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4845983
Break it down, Ken! Do the Funky Bone!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4845985
ROLL 2D100 FOR KEN TO BUST A MOVE

-40 MALUS DUE TO FEAR OF DROPPING SPAGHETTI
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Rolled 77, 54 = 131 (2d100)

>>4846000
>99
>Trips

Whelp!
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Rolled 34, 49 = 83 (2d100)

>>4846000
sorry ken
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Ken's dancing is so bad he cancelled the thread
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>>4846007
Sadly Ken tripped and dropped his spaghetti....WHICH MEANS PASTA IS NOW ON THE TABLE
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And he actually did cancel the thread. THe End
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4846023
Ah yeah! You know what that means?!

FAMILY FOOD CHALLENGE! Whoever can eat their plate of food the fastest, WINS!
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>>4846041
lol
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>>4846044
No it means OP gotta go sleep now and thread continues in like, 10 hours. Minimum.
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>>4846049
This ain't ovah.
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>>4846059
It will be...eventually. Just not now
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>>4846064
Hmmmm..... all right. Have a good rest!
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>>4846041
I can't believe Ken "Sister Lover" Von Jewburner ruined the thread with his dancing
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>>4846049
10 hours min, 5 billion max
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>>4847030
True
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4847050
Thread cancelled due to bad dancing
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>>4847061
you monster
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4847111
redeem yourself ken
you can't dance but you can do something else
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>>4847115
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4847120
move that plot forward yes
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>>4847121
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4847126
yeah go ahead and push it
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4847126
Give the puppy Ken's femur.
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>>4847127
But wait! Are you sure?! It could be a trick by Todd Howard!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4847132
well then...
push the waste time button then
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4847132

OP, see >>4847129
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4847132
Move plot forward is a trap!
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>>4847135
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4847141
>>4847134
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>>4847142
It was a double trick.

None of the buttons were real, they were cardboard
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4847147
Man, fishmen, stop being dicks at our party
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>>4847149
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4847151
shoot him, ken
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>>4847152
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4847154
Now flail about trying to get your femur back from the puppy Ken.
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>>4847159
Where did this random dog come from? Who knows, but all Ken knows is that it stole his bone when he fell dancing.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4847166
Offer the puppy a trade with Quattro humerus bone.

JK, you know Quattro doesn't have a funny bone in his skeleton.
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>>4847167
And the puppy also doesn't talk. THere's that too
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4847170
If you shoot that puppy, she will know.
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>>4847174
Who?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4847180
Shotasniffer obviously
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4847180
>>4847184
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4847180
Betty.

Shotasniffer is starting at you though.
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>>4847189
Wait so whose dog is this
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4847199
Lilly's!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4847199
Shotasniffer's, but Betty and Lily have fallen in love with the little puppy.

Are you saying you don't like the puppy, Ken?
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>>4847201
You live, for now, dog
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4847208
now let's go to someone else
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4847208
Quick, give it Quatto's arm and leg it with your femur!
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>>4847209
"Ah, this is nice. Good to wind down once in a while"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4847221
"Does this barbecue have vegan options?"
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>>4847224
"Who the fuck said that"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4847226
oh boy
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4847226
Your mama
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>>4847229
WHO SAID IT?

A. Some villain league shmuck who came to crash the party
B. Interdimensional entity who has beef with the Bone Kingdom
C. Rival criminal org who has beef with Luke specifically cuz he took over the City's Underworld
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4847236
>A
"IT IS I, THE VEGAN VARLET, HERE TO MAKE EVERYTHING PLANT-BASED!"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4847236
A and C.

B if nat 100 or 69.
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>>4847240
"EMBRACE THE POWER OF THE PLANTS! REJECT MEAT!"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4847259
"BOOOO"
"GO AWAY"
"FUCK YOUR PLANTS YOU SHITTY GRASS EATER"
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>>4847267
"YOU ARE FOOLS! THE PLANTS GIVES ME POWER! BY ACCEPTING THEM I HAVE BECAME STRONG! I AM INVINC---"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4847280
Someone call cleanup.
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>>4847287
As the Vegan Varlet's corpse is taken care off, things calm down and the siblings can return to there merry-making while Rasputin heads off to kill an assassin.

OP Must now go eat dinner. Be back in like, 2 hours. See ya
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4847291
OP got gout
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>>4847446
Yes. Definitely. Totally didn't accidentally fell asleep
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4847494
completely true and unbiased
also we go to another sibling now
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>>4847495
Maybe we could try not switching to every single named character every time any thing happens.

Would REALLLLYYYY cut down the plot length.

Ya know.

Just a thought
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4847504
We're already on ep 23, this is the longest season
of NAP yet.
In the end it's just going to be before the finale.
That being said let's watch some news that definitely isn't about some moon war where people are calling shotasniffer for help
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>>4847515
"HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT GOING ON UP IN THE MOON. WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE SUPERHEROES TO GET UP THERE. SHIEEEEEEEEEEET"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4847523
"ESPECIALLY THE ONE AND ONLY SHOTASNIFFER, WE NEED HER LEADERSHIP MO-"
"Right, who wants to break the news to sis?"
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>>4847530
"Wellll....maybe not right now. Let's just let her rest for today. Shall we"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4847552
Where is she, anyway? No one actually saw her since the start of the party.
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>>4847556
"Eh, she's..."

A. Over under that Umbrella over there on the beach, taking a nap
B. Has been sleeping inside her room ever since she returned
C. Standing on that cliff over there, staring into the horizon. Contemplating life. And that time Dad threw her off said cliff as part of grueling training
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4847569
C
"So, uh Olessa, Jeanne, could you check up on her"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4847569
A, dice God's please
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>>4847574
"Sure"
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4847612
And take that billboard off
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>>4847618
But anon! Think of the children!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4847628
Please don't tell me you are wearing nothing in a desperate attempt to wean Ken off that heroine who looks like you.
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>>4847635
Well clearly not THAT bad. Probably just wearing the slingshot thing. BUt that's still inappropriate for this christian server.

Definitely not because OP doesn't wanna commit to confirm what magical skeleton/shadow anatomy actually look like
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

Now we know who Ken was trying to impress with his awful dancing
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4847641
Everyone is too distracted by the billboard to realized Olessa is actually out of the suit
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>>4847648
Everyone except Luke. But that's because...

A. He already saw Olessa in a swimsuit before
B. He's distracted by his grilling instead
C. He really likes Blue
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4847655
C
And he's unaware that's Olessa
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4847655
B. He's distracted by his grilling instead
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4847655
B
"Swimsuits? Sexy sisters? Fish monsters? Ken being a disappointment? All I want is to grill for Pete's sake. "
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>>4847664
BASED Centrist Luke
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4847668
Go to Shotasniffer and her thinking about her life
From her pony wish to her musical career to her degree in psychology, all cut short by Dad being Dad
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4847668
And grill he does, because he has to single handedly feed an entire island full of skeleton s with only his small bin sized grill. Can he do it?
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>>4847674
Hell yeah he can. Because he's Luke. Mama didn't raise a quitter
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4847679
truly based
>>4847672
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4847679
With an island full of skeleton s, she didn't raise us at all. But you can imagine if she did
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>>4847685
FLASHBACK TO REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS

"DAAAAAAD I DONT WANNA GO PUNCH THINGS. I WANNA BE A PSYCHOLOGIST. OR A SINGER. ALSO WHERE'S MY PONY"

"Not until you can beat a mountain in a fist fight"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4847716
Recall you got spanked after you actually did beat a mountain in the guise of "training"
And his training was just throwing you off cliffs or beating you senseless
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4847716
Damn, those are some bad ass threads.
>>
>>4847716
cute
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>>4847721
"It builds character! I got thrown off cliffs and beaten all the time in the days of old and I turned out fine"
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>>4847737
Smart smoking Dad's cig. "THEN THIS SHOULD BE FINE TOO!"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4847737
you turned out terrible
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4847748
>>4847737
Take it from him and start smoking.

Dammit all, forgot to roll.
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>>4847751
"SEE! That's good! If you want something from me then you need to TAKE IT. Reminds me of how I used to train with your grand dad"

FLASHBACK TO LOLISNIFFER'S REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS

"FATHER. I HAVE COME FOR YOU HEAD"

"You dare challenge me, whelp?"
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OH shit everyone's gone. Time for sleep sleep
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4847801
But your knees, OP
you can't go anywhere
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>>4847817
I can go to sleep
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4847821
>>4847766
get back to the plot, you still got 2 more hours to go
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>>4847822
Do i? Do I really?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4847831
make that 3 hours, OP
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>>4847833
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4847834
what are you gonna do, hang yourself?
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>>4847766
wow, dads hella old
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>>4847839
Fuck, too fat to fit into the noose
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4847865
Challenge Dad to a fight for a Pony.
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Rolled 1567 (1d2000)

>>4847868
Roll 2d1200
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Rolled 368, 610 = 978 (2d1200)

>>4847874
damn
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>>4847876
It did not go well
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4847894
We need to train to get on Dad's power level, so we can finally end the quest and get that pony.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4847894
>Boots to the beach

Where are the fashion police???
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>>4847899
It's a seaside cliff, it aint the beach
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4847911
She better figure herself out soon because it's time for the extream frisbee royal
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4847911
Let's get to that family BBQ
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>>4847917
And so Shotasniffer headed back to her siblings after contemplating life, with absolutely no complications or trouble on the way back.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4847923
SURPRISE FISHMEN AMBUSH
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>>4847926
Absolutely no trouble at all
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>>4847938
good, I HATE fishmen
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4847938
This outfit reminds me of Lady Dimitrescu desu
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>>4847945
I dunno whatchu talking about anon
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4847954
It's okay to have a Giantess fetish, OP
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>>4847962
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4847974
What's the progress on Rasputin's mission?
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4847974
>>4847954
i want this for myself
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>>4847978
Anon pls, you can't go around announcing you want Shotasniffer to step on you
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4847982
I can only internalize for so long

I still want a Frisbee, limbo, or pie eating contest
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>>4847977
The arena has been cleaned of traps and tricks. Turned out the assassin hired a different Assassin Clan to help get revenge.

So that's another Clan to hunt down and murder.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4847985
When's the duel?
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>>4847990
As soon as Rasputin finishes walking to the secluded beach.

"RAAAAASSSSSSPUUUTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNN"

Oh hey he made it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4847995
Turn over to look at this dude
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4847995
its a beach themed duel. Best surfer wins, worst surfer DIES
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>>4847997
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4848018
Square each other up
it's GO TIME
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>>4848026
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4848043
do a sneak attack to catch him off guard!
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Rolled 359 (1d1000)

>>4848044
ROLL 2d1000

+200 bonus
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Rolled 575, 405 = 980 (2d1000)

>>4848052
H-HAYAI!
>>
>>4848053
>>4848052
he's dead jim
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>>4848053
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4848068
DO AN AIR COMBO TO JUGGLE HIM!
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Rolled 714 (1d1000)

>>4848071
ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 635, 494 = 1129 (2d1000)

>>4848079
OH SHIT
COULD THIS BE HIS CHANCE TO COUNTER ATTACK?
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Rolled 89, 946 = 1035 (2d1000)

>>4848079
stop stop he's already deaaaaddd
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>>4848082
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4848100
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4848100
Oh no, its the land lover feet in sand kung fu style! Unbeatable on dry land...
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4848100
But does he know face-to-foot style?
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Rolled 713 (1d1000)

>>4848109
"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! TAKE THIS! DRAGON METEOR KICK!"

ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 283, 123 = 406 (2d1000)

>>4848132
HE'S STRONG!
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>>4848140
This guy means business
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4848163
Any special Rasputin techniques we can pull from our sleeves?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4848165
serf board beach party catch the great wave style
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>>4848165
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4848192
DEMON DROP!
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Rolled 596 (1d1000)

>>4848196
DON'T FUCK UP THEM INPUTS
ROLL 2d1000

+300 BONUS
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Rolled 636, 734 = 1370 (2d1000)

>>4848206
HALF CIRCLE FORWARD, LEFT, PUNCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4848213
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4848245
NOW DO THE SKULL CRUSHING FIST!
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Rolled 62 (1d1000)

>>4848251
>>
Rolled 369, 425 = 794 (2d1000)

>>4848269
KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT
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>>4848271
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4848288
"WOO! GO RASPUTIN!"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4848289
>>4848288
Aaaand all your siblings are there cheering you on
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>>4848289
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4848306
Check the assassin's broken, headless body
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>>4848313
Save it for later. Since it's holy shit almost 6AM. OP Gotta sleep now. For reals. Gotta go to work. fuuuuuuuck

updates n shi:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4848322
bloop
>>
>>4848322
Hey OP, will you update the mediafire link sometime? It's on part 14 and I wanted to catch up.
>>
>>4850454
Wait what? It is? Fuck I thought I updated it
>>
>>4850454
There, should be updated now
https://www.mediafire.com/file/ovci40rz4avxoh3/Skeleton_Island_2_-_Actually_Shotasniffer.zip/file
>>
Hi
>>
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

test
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>>4851558
Good test
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4848322
Wait the what now? Who's kid is that? When did Rasputin become a dad?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4848322
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4852481
Awaken bread
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4848322
Cthulhu hungers.
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damn nigga
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4852758
I don't know. Something doesn't seem right about this Eldritch horror from beyond.
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>>4852762
Whatchu talkin about anon
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4852776
Time to see who's really underneath this mask!
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>>4852787
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4852807
Gasp! It was.... it was.... OP?!
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>>4852811
Impossible
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4852823
lol. You're right.

Masks within masks. It was actually a long lost relative we didn't know we had, wearing some kind of weird fat Mysterio replica mask.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4852827
But wait. Before you unmask this dude.

Roll a d100 against OP for seemingly no reason

+20 bonus for OP
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4852831
Yo this is rigged man!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4852831
You and your dirty tricks!
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>>4852834
>>4852835
Me? Rigging the dice? What gave you that idea
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4852850
Uhhhh.... I don't know. Maybe the fact you're holding loaded dice off-screen?
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>>4852853
No I'm not
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4852859
it's just a truck loaded with d1000 dice, I mean look at this huge ass thing
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>>4852866
Shush
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>>4852883
you are just jealous of dice size, OP
while you stuck in imperfect sphere, dice is closer to being ideally spherical
anyway, move the plot. aka open status window and put waypoint on main quest
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4852883
>>4852899
fug
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>>4852902
Dude's still alive somehow! Gotta deal with that
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4852954
sorry OP, I got distracted by stuff.
But I guess if we leave you with me then it'll become Quattro Adventure, population seems scarce on workday outside of gulag
>>4852915
punch harder
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>>4852976
is fine, we can take a breeeak
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4853013
put up some decorations to lure in anons in meanwhile
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>>4853038
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4853084
seems lacking, add random innocent horse to that.
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>>4853088
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4853094
and now we wait.
surely, nothing will happen to random innocent horse
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>>4853100
And nothing bad ever happened
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4853104
but what if something happened between these >>4853094
>>4853104
two frames?
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>>4853111
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4853118
Use skeleton powers to pick up 2 frames
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>>4853185
Anon is arrested by the skeleton police for illegal bone use
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4853192
What's Quattro up to?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4853192
Break free and run for it
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>>4853196
Screaming
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4853215
There is a new game out! We should play it!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4853215
For what purpose?
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>>4853219
He and Marian are currently caught in the middle of the MOON WAR
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4853223
Double Scream Combo!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4853223
Fuck 'em up Marian and Quattro!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4853228
QUICK! Roll 2d100
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4853223
Make the moon into Swiss cheese
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Rolled 21, 23 = 44 (2d100)

>>4853234
Fuuuck how do you have the dice gods favor most of the time? Do you sacrifice virgins or something?
>>
Rolled 70, 51 = 121 (2d100)

>>4853234
This game ain't fair
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Rolled 47, 19 = 66 (2d100)

>>4853234
You're laughing, Marian and Quattro are suffering and you're laughing.
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>>4853238
>>4853237
>>4853236
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4853240
>>4853226
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4853240
Fight back by using the moon as a soccer ball from smash
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>>4853247
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4853260
Take that Op! OH NO ANON ESCAPED THE POLICE AND IS ON A RAMPAGE!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4853260
GAME!
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>>4853268
OP has been sent to the shadowrealm and will return in 4 hours
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4853285
you activated my trap card
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>>4853486
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4853500
So sorry, I summoned Jinzo just last turn.
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>>4853507
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4853511
should have used pot of greed
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>>4853518
What does that do again
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4853519
draw 2-LOOK OUT
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>>4853520
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4853528
"...let's not tell Big Sis right now what's happening on the moon."
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>>4853529
"Yes. Let's not. Anyway, Ken. How are we doing? Everything back on track?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4853531
Ken does devilish smile
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4853531
Uh, kind of, Rasputin is in one of his deadly fights with assassins again, Luke is cooking for everyone, Olessa and Jeanne are looking for Big Sis, Bobby is still being thrown down the stairs and I just got my bone back.
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>>4853533
>>4853534
"Alright. Good stuff. But why you gotta say it with that face"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4853535
it makes me feel important
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4853535
>>4853537
also you have a nice hat
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>>4853537
"Sure Ken. Sure"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4853541
where are chosen one and lilly anyway
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4853541
move the plot, Ken
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>>4853543
"....I'm the Chosen One, Ken.....Who exactly did you think you were talking to?"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4853552
awkwardly change the subject
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4853554
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 8, 99 = 107 (2d100)

>>4853556
>98
"Luke stop dropping your spaghetti everywhere" - Lilly
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>>4853558
"OH SHIT WATCH OUT KEN"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4853567
cut back to shotasnffer meeting with olessa and jeanne
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>>4853572
Cut back to OP reusing assets
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4853580
just tell me what happened
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>>4853583
And so Shotasniffer was informed of the current situation. Rasputin's busy dealing with a thing, while the party is proceeding normally with Luke making the food. Some fishmen attacked but it wasn't anything to worry about. All taken care off. This is shaping up to be a fine vacation day
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4853587
Alright, lets vacation then, lets hope nothing bad happens...wait a sec, that's Olessa?
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4853587
Yes, everything's going to be completely f-
"GUYS SOMEBODY FROM THE MOON IS BROADCASTING A THREAT"
-FFFFFFFFFFF-
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>>4853592
"HAHAWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUTBOBBY.SOSILLY. Nevermind what he yelled about, sis. You go and relax"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4853598
>>4853591
"OH LOOK OLESSA'S OUT OF HER ARMOR, RELAX"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4853598
Okay then, but if was a broadcast about an alien invasion you decided to hide form me, then I'm taking away your bandana collection!
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>>4853606
ayo hol up
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4853621
Sound of bobby being thrown into the sea
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>>4853621
If olessaa can do it why is SS so afraid?
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>>4853628
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4853635
>>4853630
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>>4853647
Well you see, the reason is--
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4853666
Fishmen throw Bobby back at OP
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

Ss is scared of swimming so she wore a thing hoping no one wold ask her to swim
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>>4853667
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4853672
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4853675
Lilly comes in laughing wearing a onepiece skirted swimsuit
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>>4853696
>onepiece
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4853708
Hi Lilly, looking read rectangular today
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4853708
amazing
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4853708
Shhhh.... can't let Shueisha know. I don't think you can afford the royalty payment
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>>4853716
Lilly continues to laugh at Bobby while OP is pursued by Shueisha lawyers
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4853725
now back to the moons
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>>4853732
[ERROR: RAN OUT OF BUDGET TO DEPICT MOON WAR]
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4853746
Fuck the moon war for now, what we need is a big ensamble photo of everyone at the beach.
Taken by Bobby so he's not in it.
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>>4853747
>big ensemble photo of everyone at the beach
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4853754
you will show us swimsuit skeletons, OP
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4853754
give swim suits
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>>4853757
Well, uh, no cant do, chief. Since uh, can't have a group photo if not all of them is present! Yea!
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4853764
do it anyways
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4853764
Rasputin can deal with whatever in a second, he's mad strong.
No one else seems to be really busy.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4853764
We will Photoshop them in later
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>>4853764
>>4853770
Also no one cares about Quattro and Marian so they can be excluded.
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OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT's 2AM. GOTTA HEAD TO BED SEE YA ANONS. THREAD CONTINUES WHEN IT CONTINUES SEE YA

UPDATES BE HERE: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

ARCHIVE:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/ovci40rz4avxoh3/Skeleton_Island_2_-_Actually_Shotasniffer.zip/file

K BYE
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>>4853775
Sure OP. Take a nice, looong rest.
We'll be here... waiting.
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>>4853782
OP will now announce retirement from 4chan
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>>4853786
Probably a good idea tbph
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>>4853786
>inb4 we draw the skeleladies (and skelegirl) in swimsuits ourselves
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>>4853989
We only got like 2 unrevealed
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>>4853775
Something
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Could it possibly be time?
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>>4858545
Maybe in 20 minutes
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4858552
You'll call now.
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>>4858567
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4858578
Press decline.
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>>4858582
YEah, probably a scammer
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4858584
Break into scammers house, no one scams me and gets away with it
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4858585
Roll 2d100 to check if you got the right house
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Rolled 80, 22 = 102 (2d100)

>>4858589
Okay.
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Rolled 100, 81 = 181 (2d100)

>>4858589
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>>4858592
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4858594
Punch him in his face and take his lunch money.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4858594
OP WHERE ARE THE BIKINI SKELETONS!? And rest of the quest I suppose
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>>4858598
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4858601
Get back here you cock, I need my scantly clad skeletons.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4858601
OP
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>>4858604
>>4858602
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4858607
Shoot OP before he gets away
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>>4858610
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4858622
Chain him to pen and tablet or whatever he draws with
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4858622
BB gun pellets should be enough to slow him down. Better shoot him again just to be safe.
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>>4858624
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4858629
Now, Skeleton Island Thing 2:Kojombo edition
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>>4858630
"Alright sis, Imma need you to walk all the way from one end of the island to the other while I talk uninterrupted the entire way there about philosophy"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4858629
New game
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4858636
Uh there is an anon going to tackle red sis
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>>4858639
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4858642
He- he's fast
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4858642
Brace for impact!
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>>4858644
"Remember the Basics of CQC. Press the Attack button in close proximity to perform a punch. Repeated presses would perform a combo attack. Hold down the Attack button to grab the enemy and put him into a chokehold"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4858651
Suplex button
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4858651
G U N
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>>4858654
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4858660
Rip, Anon will not be missed.
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>>4858663
What a shame
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It seems anon's death was too devastating. It's okay. I can give you all time to grieve
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4858665
Row row fight dah powa!
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>>4858719
shush
>>
she set his skeleton free
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>>4858758
Such a nice lady
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4858848
But the rowing....
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>>4858923
The rowing will come, in about 10 hours
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>>4858999
NOW IS THE TIME OF POWAH
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>>4859291
No it aint
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>>4859342
Now it is
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>>4859647
Doubt
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>>4859648
no one tell him about poll on twitter
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4859648
Yes
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>>4859650
>>4859652
https://twitter.com/notapaladin/status/1402172978922622981
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>>4859655
BALANCE THE POLL
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>>4859656
what have you done
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>>4859657
everything
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>>4859658
no you didn't
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>>4859656
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>>4859662
democracy has failed us once again
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4859662
>>4859665
communism wins again
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4859669
no it doesn't
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>>4859670
tell that to the authorities searching for OP for not working
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>>4859669
>>4859671
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>>4859671
they don't exist, OP just procastinates
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>>4859673
ssssh
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>>4859673
ssssh
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4859676
ssssGRIDMAN
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4859672
>>4859676
>>4859679
reminder to hurt bobby
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>>4859690
bobby is just misunderstood skeleton with an ambition
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>>4859694
Somes like something bobby would say
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>>4859690
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4859703
fun fact, your ID is literally yellow
>>4859704
can we have baseball episode
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>>4859705
We're already at the beach tho.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4859725
when that stopped us?
There are beach volleyball, why not beach baseball
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4859725
It's more like a pinata episode and the pinata is Bobby
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>>4859728
Budget, mostly
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4859735
>>4859730
And everyone's invited
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>>4859737
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4859747
Everyone.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

BEACH VOLLEY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4859735
still more than Super Robot Pilot has.
You can repurpose web for example
>>4859747
Quattro is too busy tho.
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OP gone for cigarettes, will be right back
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>>4859751

BUt yeah, OP actually do need to postpone thread for a bit. An emergency came up. Be back in like half an hour
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4859774
don't forget to buy milk
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4859774
escape
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>>4859778
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4859806
Give Bobby some milk
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>>4859807
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4859811
Back to the "fun"
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>>4859817
Yeah uh.....okay so uh....the assassin Rasputin's fighting just had a flashback to his murdered clan and got a power up
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4859822
So we pretty much ripped the skin of his face right
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4859822
but was it Rasputin who did it
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>>4859825
Yeah pretty much
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4859833
It's one of those days.
ROUND 2! FIGHT!
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>>4859836
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4859843
Start with a counterattack as he charges
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Rolled 296 (1d1000)

>>4859845
Roll 2d1000
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Rolled 65, 21 = 86 (2d100)

>>4859851
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>>4859852
Ya missed a zero there, champ
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Rolled 840, 372 = 1212 (2d1000)

>>4859851
>>4859854
:(
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>>4859856
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4859860
Now time for the punish game, do a follow up combo
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Rolled 252 (1d1000)

>>4859861
ROLL ANOTHER 1d1000
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Rolled 381 (1d1000)