OH SHIT NIGGER. You're RASPUTIN. Younger brother of SHOTASNIFFER - Supreme Leader of the United Shota Sniffing Republic. Your Great Leader has decided to host a beach party to increase morale after 22 episodes of tiring bullshit. But you have discovered somebody trying to sabotage the whole thing. Now you're gotta find out who's responsible and take 'em out before the rest of your siblings find out and the day is ruined!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4840680yes, especially before shotasniffer finds out and decides to "help" with cooking
>>4840701Well that's certainly a motivator
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4840721time to search for clubs with the weird heroine who kept following you everywhere
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4840728inspect the kitchens, whoever made this travesty must have somehow got inside
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4840729Roll 1d100 to look for clues
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4840731
>>4840732Damn, whoever did this covered up their tracks real good. You couldn't find any clues in the kitchen
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4840735Interrogate the staff on why this...thing passed through their watch
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4840744oh yespresent a book you saved for such an occasion to read to those poor bastards
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4840752now spill
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4840752well, what do you have to say for yourselves ?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4840753They tell you all they knowRoll 2d100 to see if anything they said is useful or not+10 bonus
Rolled 89, 53 = 142 (2d100)>>4840756
>>4840759Unfortunate. They legitimately did not see anything. One minute the pizza was normal and then boom, it's a pineapple pizza. So either the kitchen staff is incompetent. Or whoever's doing this invested heavily into the Sneaking skill tree
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4840765Try the pizza
>>4840767Perhaps the pineapple pizza would provide some insight
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4840771reveal your secrets
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4840771You enjoy the pizza, the salty ham being balanced by the acidic and sweet pineapple. Mmmm.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4840773Roll 2d100+10 bonus
Rolled 35, 50 = 85 (2d100)>>4840778
Rolled 165 (1d200)>>4840778Here
Rolled 54, 63 = 117 (2d100)>>4840778SHOW ME
Rolled 79, 75 = 154 (2d100)>>4840778>>4840787Whoops
>>4840788>>4840789A clue! The culprit left something in the pizza!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4840791search it
>>4840792Roll 2d100 to see what's the clue10-30: A hair or something31-50: A certain spice that's not found on this island51-89: A whole watch90-100: Literally an ID card
Rolled 7, 38 = 45 (2d100)>>4840799
Rolled 91, 85 = 176 (2d100)>>4840799Yolo
>>4840802Dude seriously dropped his watch into the pizza
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4840806is it engraved
>>4840807It is! The watch is engraved with...A. Initials that doesn't make sense to you at the moment. But it's a startB. Initials that DOES make sense to you. Somebody you know owns this watchC. Emblem of the Villain LeagueD. Emblem of the Hero LeagueE. A message, the culprit deliberately left this here to taunt you
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4840816B + E
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4840818+
>>4840818The sender is!A. BobbyB. BettyC. The other BettyD. That heroine right behind youE. Rainbowman JrF. Ultra Murder Death Kill Man, Villain League Rising SuperstarG. The last remaining practitioner of the ancient Assassin Slaying StyleH. The Intergalactic Space Wizard OverlordWhile the message they left is "Come to the western beach of the Chillsaders Resort, where nobody goes. Alone. We'll settle this"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4840839G
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4840855
>>4840844Of course. You remember now. It was a long time ago. A clan of assassins was hired to take down Shotasniffer. So she ordered you to slaughter them all. It seems one managed to survive.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4840859"It's probably a trap, though."
>>4840862"Like....this is clearly setting up for an ambush"She's right, of course. Even a 10 year old could see it. But you may be running out time and options
>>4840867Ask her on what she would do if someone invites you alone for a duel on a secluded area for a revenge match
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4840867>>4840873
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4840867Not if we ambush them first.
>>4840883>>4840867Specifically as an example, we are still actually villains. So carpet bombing usually works against assassins.Usually.
>>4840875>>4840883"I'd prepare my best gear. But also secretly contact the hero league for backup in case the enemy try anything funny"Ambushing the ambush huh"But I know you martial arts type guys have this whole honor code thing that compels you to accept 1v1s"Fuck
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4840892>Look at Boy tasting a slice of pizza and disliking it, giving a justification of throwing honor out of the window
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4840892>>4840897and technically, we could just get people to take out the ambushers before the match
>>4840897"Ew gross. Pineapple definitely doesn't go with plain pizza dough"
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4840903That assassin went too far! Heroine, prepare the ambush!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4840903>>4840904"...if we take out his friends before the "duel", does it count as no honor?"
>>4840904>>4840905Of course not! This is merely....evening the playing field! He who has no honor has no place asking for it! We are simply making things fair. Afterwards he may ask for a proper 1v1
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4840918Now let us prepare!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4840918Heroine and the boys help "find" his friends while >>4840919
>>4840919>>4840921While the arena is being...ahem..."cleared". You put on your uniform. Gotta look the part at least.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4840925just hope nothing else goes wrong while you prepare yourselfsomething else goes wrong somewhere else in the beach
>>4840939Impossible! It cannot be! While you were getting ready....A. Fishmen mounted another attack on the islandB. The Assassin summoned monsters to cause chaos in order to weaken your forcesC. Your siblings get into an argument and as security, you have to go resolve it. Shotasniffer is determined to have this be her off dayD. Bobby fell down the stairsE. [ Insert Crisis Here]F. Nothing happened. We all good
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4840956D
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4840967"COMEDY GOLD, AM I RIGHT GUYS?"
>>4840967How doci roll again its been so long
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4840967Now have Jamaicans ride him
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4840972Dice+1d100 in the Options field
>>4840974Thanks I got it now thnsks
>>4840969You hear laughing and sounds of sick high fives from upstairs. Seems like Bobby were pushed by his brothers
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4840980Reassemble into BOBEHTRON!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4840980"Just wait until Big Sis sees this!"Goddamnit Betty
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4840982Quick! Roll 2d100 for Bobbby to reassemble himself!
Rolled 28, 31 = 59 (2d100)>>4840987>>4840983
Rolled 7, 100 = 107 (2d100)>>4840987Form legs and arms!And I'll form the head!
Rolled 93, 87 = 180 (2d100)>>4840987e
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4840997Now punch self in face
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4840997>>4841000
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4841008>>4840983
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4841008+1 endurance
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4841008Now beat up your brothers!
>>4841014"REVEEEENGEEEEEE" Bobby yelled as he ran back up the stairs
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4841021Aaaaand he's tumbling down again
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4841021Now have red guy punch himself in the face
>>4841023As Bobby continues his loop of Pain. OP must now go eat dinner. Thread will continue....when it continues. UPdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladintoodles
>>4841310When it's ready
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4841345how about right now
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4841379Cause we gotta finish the quest, OP
>>4841384But I'm kinda busy rn anon, perhaps 2morrow
>>4841396It's tomorrow now
this will be my only chance to finally understand SS's skeletal anatomy.
>>4842003no it wont
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4845010Do it or the puppy gets it.
>>4842003It goes maybe like this
>>4845014But I love dog meat tho
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4845049You should have thought of that before you decided to be a tease OP. Now the puppy gets it!*Gives puppy a bone*
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4845063You wanna give the puppy another bone? I warn you, I will do it.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4845063Remember to remove hunter
>>4845415Do not believe vampire lies
>>4845569no it aint
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4845574get back to running the thread OP, I want more plot>>4841029
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4845592yeah yeah, go back to sleep then OPunless?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4845598matrix dodge
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4845598when we gonna finish this quest, OPdoesn't seem anytime soon at this rate
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4845603Roll 2d100 to shoot OP and make thread happenOP gets -30 due to fat
Rolled 29, 94 = 123 (2d100)>>4845608Rolling
Rolled 61, 90 = 151 (2d100)>>4845608
>>4845614>>4845628OP is shot in the kneecaps and is now confined to thread
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4845642good, lets get this show on the road
>>4845645Well, it seems like Bobby's fine, all thing's considered. You can probably leave them to work it out themselves and not intervene.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4845651yes, lets switch perspectives to Betty while Put's gets ready for his showdown with the assassin.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4845651>>4845656what this guy said
>>4845663Seems like a nice day at the beach so far
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4845699ZOOM AND ENHANCE
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4845699Until the Fishman INVADE
>>4845702whoops sorry, camera broke.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4845713Do we have to shoot your kneecaps again, OP?
Rolled 68 (1d100)a nice relaxing day at the beach,its nice when things work out and no fishmen invade
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4845725but we need actionlike a giant fishman kaiju so we can use our mechs
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4845725if it must be it must beTired of OP's shenanigans, this time Betty does OP in herself.
>>4845732You dare change the roll results?!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4845735YES I DAREGIVE ME THE 2d100 OP
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4845737Sure. Go ahead. Roll for fishmen attack
Rolled 38, 95 = 133 (2d100)>>4845745boom
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4845735NO DAMN IT, NICE RELAXING DAY
Rolled 96, 58 = 154 (2d100)>>4845749
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4845769come on OPwe need some ACTION
>>4845772OH NO THE FISHMEN ARE ATTACKING!AGAIN!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4845784SCRAMBLE THE DEFENSE FORCE
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4845790THE USSR's COPTER BOTS ARE DEPLOYED.ROLL 2d100
Rolled 75, 28 = 103 (2d100)>>4845802EASY!
>>4845808The barrage of gunfire scatters the fishmenyey
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4845811ah but wait once more, what about that giant KAIJU fishman coming out of the sea?
>>4845814Eh he seems friendly enough
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4845832he just came for the beach party
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4845832well, until he slices the hotel in half with a laser beam
>>4845836OH FUCK IT'S CHARGING UP
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4845850surly someone will come and save this beach party before its RUINED by some crazy monster
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4845850OH SHIT OH FUCK
>>4845859SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING OH NOOOO
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4845873WAIT IS THAT BETTY??DO THE UPPERCUT BEFORE THE MONSTER DESTROYS THE HOTEL
Rolled 901 (1d1000)>>4845877ROLL 2d1000+300 Bonus
Rolled 112, 299 = 411 (2d1000)>>4845908OH SHITTTTTTTT
>>4845656>>4845702HEY COOMERSFUCKING ROLL
Rolled 270, 821 = 1091 (2d1000)>>4845908
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4845941NOW HE'S ANGRY
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4845941thats a whole lot of fish sticks for the party
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4845941NOW HE'S HAPPY
>>4845951"Oh hey, thanks sis"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4845969time for the limbo party EXTREME edition
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4845969NOW DANCE
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4845969with that done, we can finally focus on the big luau dinner with guests
>>4845973Alright. Time for Ken to show us his moves"wait what"
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4845983GO MAN GO
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4845983Break it down, Ken! Do the Funky Bone!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4845985ROLL 2D100 FOR KEN TO BUST A MOVE -40 MALUS DUE TO FEAR OF DROPPING SPAGHETTI
Rolled 77, 54 = 131 (2d100)>>4846000>99>TripsWhelp!
Rolled 34, 49 = 83 (2d100)>>4846000sorry ken
Ken's dancing is so bad he cancelled the thread
>>4846007Sadly Ken tripped and dropped his spaghetti....WHICH MEANS PASTA IS NOW ON THE TABLE
And he actually did cancel the thread. THe End
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4846023Ah yeah! You know what that means?!FAMILY FOOD CHALLENGE! Whoever can eat their plate of food the fastest, WINS!
>>4846044No it means OP gotta go sleep now and thread continues in like, 10 hours. Minimum.
>>4846049This ain't ovah.
>>4846059It will be...eventually. Just not now
>>4846064Hmmmm..... all right. Have a good rest!
>>4846041I can't believe Ken "Sister Lover" Von Jewburner ruined the thread with his dancing
>>484604910 hours min, 5 billion max
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4847050Thread cancelled due to bad dancing
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4847111redeem yourself kenyou can't dance but you can do something else
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4847120move that plot forward yes
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4847126yeah go ahead and push it
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4847126Give the puppy Ken's femur.
>>4847127But wait! Are you sure?! It could be a trick by Todd Howard!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4847132well then...push the waste time button then
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4847132OP, see >>4847129
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4847132Move plot forward is a trap!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4847141>>4847134
>>4847142It was a double trick.None of the buttons were real, they were cardboard
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4847147Man, fishmen, stop being dicks at our party
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4847151shoot him, ken
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4847154Now flail about trying to get your femur back from the puppy Ken.
>>4847159Where did this random dog come from? Who knows, but all Ken knows is that it stole his bone when he fell dancing.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4847166Offer the puppy a trade with Quattro humerus bone.JK, you know Quattro doesn't have a funny bone in his skeleton.
>>4847167And the puppy also doesn't talk. THere's that too
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4847170If you shoot that puppy, she will know.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4847180Shotasniffer obviously
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4847180>>4847184
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4847180Betty.Shotasniffer is starting at you though.
>>4847189Wait so whose dog is this
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4847199Lilly's!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4847199Shotasniffer's, but Betty and Lily have fallen in love with the little puppy.Are you saying you don't like the puppy, Ken?
>>4847201You live, for now, dog
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4847208now let's go to someone else
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4847208Quick, give it Quatto's arm and leg it with your femur!
>>4847209"Ah, this is nice. Good to wind down once in a while"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4847221"Does this barbecue have vegan options?"
>>4847224"Who the fuck said that"
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4847226oh boy
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4847226Your mama
>>4847229WHO SAID IT?A. Some villain league shmuck who came to crash the partyB. Interdimensional entity who has beef with the Bone KingdomC. Rival criminal org who has beef with Luke specifically cuz he took over the City's Underworld
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4847236>A"IT IS I, THE VEGAN VARLET, HERE TO MAKE EVERYTHING PLANT-BASED!"
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4847236A and C.B if nat 100 or 69.
>>4847240"EMBRACE THE POWER OF THE PLANTS! REJECT MEAT!"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4847259"BOOOO""GO AWAY""FUCK YOUR PLANTS YOU SHITTY GRASS EATER"
>>4847267"YOU ARE FOOLS! THE PLANTS GIVES ME POWER! BY ACCEPTING THEM I HAVE BECAME STRONG! I AM INVINC---"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4847280Someone call cleanup.
>>4847287As the Vegan Varlet's corpse is taken care off, things calm down and the siblings can return to there merry-making while Rasputin heads off to kill an assassin.OP Must now go eat dinner. Be back in like, 2 hours. See ya
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4847291OP got gout
>>4847446Yes. Definitely. Totally didn't accidentally fell asleep
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4847494completely true and unbiasedalso we go to another sibling now
>>4847495Maybe we could try not switching to every single named character every time any thing happens.Would REALLLLYYYY cut down the plot length.Ya know. Just a thought
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4847504We're already on ep 23, this is the longest season of NAP yet.In the end it's just going to be before the finale.That being said let's watch some news that definitely isn't about some moon war where people are calling shotasniffer for help
>>4847515"HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT GOING ON UP IN THE MOON. WE NEED ALL AVAILABLE SUPERHEROES TO GET UP THERE. SHIEEEEEEEEEEET"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4847523"ESPECIALLY THE ONE AND ONLY SHOTASNIFFER, WE NEED HER LEADERSHIP MO-""Right, who wants to break the news to sis?"
>>4847530"Wellll....maybe not right now. Let's just let her rest for today. Shall we"
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4847552Where is she, anyway? No one actually saw her since the start of the party.
>>4847556"Eh, she's..."A. Over under that Umbrella over there on the beach, taking a napB. Has been sleeping inside her room ever since she returnedC. Standing on that cliff over there, staring into the horizon. Contemplating life. And that time Dad threw her off said cliff as part of grueling training
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4847569C"So, uh Olessa, Jeanne, could you check up on her"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4847569A, dice God's please
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4847612And take that billboard off
>>4847618But anon! Think of the children!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4847628Please don't tell me you are wearing nothing in a desperate attempt to wean Ken off that heroine who looks like you.
>>4847635Well clearly not THAT bad. Probably just wearing the slingshot thing. BUt that's still inappropriate for this christian server.Definitely not because OP doesn't wanna commit to confirm what magical skeleton/shadow anatomy actually look like
Rolled 99 (1d100)Now we know who Ken was trying to impress with his awful dancing
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4847641Everyone is too distracted by the billboard to realized Olessa is actually out of the suit
>>4847648Everyone except Luke. But that's because...A. He already saw Olessa in a swimsuit beforeB. He's distracted by his grilling insteadC. He really likes Blue
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4847655CAnd he's unaware that's Olessa
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4847655B. He's distracted by his grilling instead
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4847655B"Swimsuits? Sexy sisters? Fish monsters? Ken being a disappointment? All I want is to grill for Pete's sake. "
>>4847664BASED Centrist Luke
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4847668Go to Shotasniffer and her thinking about her lifeFrom her pony wish to her musical career to her degree in psychology, all cut short by Dad being Dad
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4847668And grill he does, because he has to single handedly feed an entire island full of skeleton s with only his small bin sized grill. Can he do it?
>>4847674Hell yeah he can. Because he's Luke. Mama didn't raise a quitter
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4847679truly based>>4847672
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4847679With an island full of skeleton s, she didn't raise us at all. But you can imagine if she did
>>4847685FLASHBACK TO REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS"DAAAAAAD I DONT WANNA GO PUNCH THINGS. I WANNA BE A PSYCHOLOGIST. OR A SINGER. ALSO WHERE'S MY PONY""Not until you can beat a mountain in a fist fight"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4847716Recall you got spanked after you actually did beat a mountain in the guise of "training"And his training was just throwing you off cliffs or beating you senseless
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4847716Damn, those are some bad ass threads.
>>4847721"It builds character! I got thrown off cliffs and beaten all the time in the days of old and I turned out fine"
>>4847737Smart smoking Dad's cig. "THEN THIS SHOULD BE FINE TOO!"
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4847737you turned out terrible
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4847748>>4847737Take it from him and start smoking. Dammit all, forgot to roll.
>>4847751"SEE! That's good! If you want something from me then you need to TAKE IT. Reminds me of how I used to train with your grand dad"FLASHBACK TO LOLISNIFFER'S REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS"FATHER. I HAVE COME FOR YOU HEAD""You dare challenge me, whelp?"
OH shit everyone's gone. Time for sleep sleep
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4847801But your knees, OPyou can't go anywhere
>>4847817I can go to sleep
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4847821>>4847766get back to the plot, you still got 2 more hours to go
>>4847822Do i? Do I really?
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4847831make that 3 hours, OP
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4847834what are you gonna do, hang yourself?
>>4847766wow, dads hella old
>>4847839Fuck, too fat to fit into the noose
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4847865Challenge Dad to a fight for a Pony.
Rolled 1567 (1d2000)>>4847868Roll 2d1200
Rolled 368, 610 = 978 (2d1200)>>4847874damn
>>4847876It did not go well
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4847894We need to train to get on Dad's power level, so we can finally end the quest and get that pony.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4847894>Boots to the beach Where are the fashion police???
>>4847899It's a seaside cliff, it aint the beach
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4847911She better figure herself out soon because it's time for the extream frisbee royal
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4847911Let's get to that family BBQ
>>4847917And so Shotasniffer headed back to her siblings after contemplating life, with absolutely no complications or trouble on the way back.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4847923SURPRISE FISHMEN AMBUSH
>>4847926Absolutely no trouble at all
>>4847938good, I HATE fishmen
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4847938This outfit reminds me of Lady Dimitrescu desu
>>4847945I dunno whatchu talking about anon
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4847954It's okay to have a Giantess fetish, OP
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4847974What's the progress on Rasputin's mission?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4847974>>4847954i want this for myself
>>4847978Anon pls, you can't go around announcing you want Shotasniffer to step on you
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4847982I can only internalize for so long I still want a Frisbee, limbo, or pie eating contest
>>4847977The arena has been cleaned of traps and tricks. Turned out the assassin hired a different Assassin Clan to help get revenge. So that's another Clan to hunt down and murder.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4847985When's the duel?
>>4847990As soon as Rasputin finishes walking to the secluded beach."RAAAAASSSSSSPUUUTTTIIIIIIIIIINNNN"Oh hey he made it
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4847995Turn over to look at this dude
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4847995its a beach themed duel. Best surfer wins, worst surfer DIES
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4848018Square each other upit's GO TIME
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4848043do a sneak attack to catch him off guard!
Rolled 359 (1d1000)>>4848044ROLL 2d1000+200 bonus
Rolled 575, 405 = 980 (2d1000)>>4848052H-HAYAI!
>>4848053>>4848052he's dead jim
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4848068DO AN AIR COMBO TO JUGGLE HIM!
Rolled 714 (1d1000)>>4848071ROLL 2d1000
Rolled 635, 494 = 1129 (2d1000)>>4848079OH SHITCOULD THIS BE HIS CHANCE TO COUNTER ATTACK?
Rolled 89, 946 = 1035 (2d1000)>>4848079stop stop he's already deaaaaddd
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4848100YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4848100Oh no, its the land lover feet in sand kung fu style! Unbeatable on dry land...
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4848100But does he know face-to-foot style?
Rolled 713 (1d1000)>>4848109"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! TAKE THIS! DRAGON METEOR KICK!"ROLL 2d1000
Rolled 283, 123 = 406 (2d1000)>>4848132HE'S STRONG!
>>4848140This guy means business
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4848163Any special Rasputin techniques we can pull from our sleeves?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4848165serf board beach party catch the great wave style
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4848192DEMON DROP!
Rolled 596 (1d1000)>>4848196DON'T FUCK UP THEM INPUTSROLL 2d1000+300 BONUS
Rolled 636, 734 = 1370 (2d1000)>>4848206HALF CIRCLE FORWARD, LEFT, PUNCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4848245NOW DO THE SKULL CRUSHING FIST!
Rolled 62 (1d1000)>>4848251
Rolled 369, 425 = 794 (2d1000)>>4848269KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4848288"WOO! GO RASPUTIN!"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4848289>>4848288Aaaand all your siblings are there cheering you on
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4848306Check the assassin's broken, headless body
>>4848313Save it for later. Since it's holy shit almost 6AM. OP Gotta sleep now. For reals. Gotta go to work. fuuuuuuuckupdates n shi:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4848322Hey OP, will you update the mediafire link sometime? It's on part 14 and I wanted to catch up.
>>4850454Wait what? It is? Fuck I thought I updated it
>>4850454There, should be updated nowhttps://www.mediafire.com/file/ovci40rz4avxoh3/Skeleton_Island_2_-_Actually_Shotasniffer.zip/file
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)test
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4848322Wait the what now? Who's kid is that? When did Rasputin become a dad?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4848322AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4852481Awaken bread
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4848322Cthulhu hungers.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4852758I don't know. Something doesn't seem right about this Eldritch horror from beyond.
>>4852762Whatchu talkin about anon
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4852776Time to see who's really underneath this mask!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4852807Gasp! It was.... it was.... OP?!
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4852823lol. You're right. Masks within masks. It was actually a long lost relative we didn't know we had, wearing some kind of weird fat Mysterio replica mask.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4852827But wait. Before you unmask this dude.Roll a d100 against OP for seemingly no reason+20 bonus for OP
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4852831Yo this is rigged man!
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4852831You and your dirty tricks!
>>4852834>>4852835Me? Rigging the dice? What gave you that idea
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4852850Uhhhh.... I don't know. Maybe the fact you're holding loaded dice off-screen?
>>4852853No I'm not
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4852859it's just a truck loaded with d1000 dice, I mean look at this huge ass thing
>>4852883you are just jealous of dice size, OPwhile you stuck in imperfect sphere, dice is closer to being ideally sphericalanyway, move the plot. aka open status window and put waypoint on main quest
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4852883>>4852899fug
>>4852902Dude's still alive somehow! Gotta deal with that
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4852954sorry OP, I got distracted by stuff.But I guess if we leave you with me then it'll become Quattro Adventure, population seems scarce on workday outside of gulag>>4852915punch harder
>>4852976is fine, we can take a breeeak
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4853013put up some decorations to lure in anons in meanwhile
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4853084seems lacking, add random innocent horse to that.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4853094and now we wait.surely, nothing will happen to random innocent horse
>>4853100And nothing bad ever happened
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4853104but what if something happened between these >>4853094>>4853104two frames?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4853118Use skeleton powers to pick up 2 frames
>>4853185Anon is arrested by the skeleton police for illegal bone use
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4853192What's Quattro up to?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4853192Break free and run for it
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4853215There is a new game out! We should play it!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4853215For what purpose?
>>4853219He and Marian are currently caught in the middle of the MOON WAR
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4853223Double Scream Combo!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4853223Fuck 'em up Marian and Quattro!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4853228QUICK! Roll 2d100
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4853223Make the moon into Swiss cheese
Rolled 21, 23 = 44 (2d100)>>4853234Fuuuck how do you have the dice gods favor most of the time? Do you sacrifice virgins or something?
Rolled 70, 51 = 121 (2d100)>>4853234This game ain't fair
Rolled 47, 19 = 66 (2d100)>>4853234You're laughing, Marian and Quattro are suffering and you're laughing.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4853240>>4853226
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4853240Fight back by using the moon as a soccer ball from smash
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4853260Take that Op! OH NO ANON ESCAPED THE POLICE AND IS ON A RAMPAGE!
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4853260GAME!
>>4853268OP has been sent to the shadowrealm and will return in 4 hours
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4853285you activated my trap card
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4853500So sorry, I summoned Jinzo just last turn.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4853511should have used pot of greed
>>4853518What does that do again
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4853519draw 2-LOOK OUT
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4853528"...let's not tell Big Sis right now what's happening on the moon."
>>4853529"Yes. Let's not. Anyway, Ken. How are we doing? Everything back on track?"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4853531Ken does devilish smile
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4853531Uh, kind of, Rasputin is in one of his deadly fights with assassins again, Luke is cooking for everyone, Olessa and Jeanne are looking for Big Sis, Bobby is still being thrown down the stairs and I just got my bone back.
>>4853533>>4853534"Alright. Good stuff. But why you gotta say it with that face"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4853535it makes me feel important
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4853535>>4853537also you have a nice hat
>>4853537"Sure Ken. Sure"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4853541where are chosen one and lilly anyway
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4853541move the plot, Ken
>>4853543"....I'm the Chosen One, Ken.....Who exactly did you think you were talking to?"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4853552awkwardly change the subject
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4853554Roll 2d100
Rolled 8, 99 = 107 (2d100)>>4853556>98"Luke stop dropping your spaghetti everywhere" - Lilly
>>4853558"OH SHIT WATCH OUT KEN"
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4853567cut back to shotasnffer meeting with olessa and jeanne
>>4853572Cut back to OP reusing assets
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4853580just tell me what happened
>>4853583And so Shotasniffer was informed of the current situation. Rasputin's busy dealing with a thing, while the party is proceeding normally with Luke making the food. Some fishmen attacked but it wasn't anything to worry about. All taken care off. This is shaping up to be a fine vacation day
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4853587Alright, lets vacation then, lets hope nothing bad happens...wait a sec, that's Olessa?
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4853587Yes, everything's going to be completely f-"GUYS SOMEBODY FROM THE MOON IS BROADCASTING A THREAT"-FFFFFFFFFFF-
>>4853592"HAHAWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUTBOBBY.SOSILLY. Nevermind what he yelled about, sis. You go and relax"
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4853598>>4853591"OH LOOK OLESSA'S OUT OF HER ARMOR, RELAX"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4853598Okay then, but if was a broadcast about an alien invasion you decided to hide form me, then I'm taking away your bandana collection!
>>4853606ayo hol up
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4853621Sound of bobby being thrown into the sea
>>4853621If olessaa can do it why is SS so afraid?
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4853635>>4853630
>>4853647Well you see, the reason is--
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4853666Fishmen throw Bobby back at OP
Rolled 5 (1d100)Ss is scared of swimming so she wore a thing hoping no one wold ask her to swim
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4853672
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4853675Lilly comes in laughing wearing a onepiece skirted swimsuit
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4853708Hi Lilly, looking read rectangular today
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4853708amazing
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4853708Shhhh.... can't let Shueisha know. I don't think you can afford the royalty payment
>>4853716Lilly continues to laugh at Bobby while OP is pursued by Shueisha lawyers
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4853725now back to the moons
>>4853732[ERROR: RAN OUT OF BUDGET TO DEPICT MOON WAR]
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4853746Fuck the moon war for now, what we need is a big ensamble photo of everyone at the beach.Taken by Bobby so he's not in it.
>>4853747>big ensemble photo of everyone at the beach
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4853754you will show us swimsuit skeletons, OP
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4853754give swim suits
>>4853757Well, uh, no cant do, chief. Since uh, can't have a group photo if not all of them is present! Yea!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4853764do it anyways
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4853764Rasputin can deal with whatever in a second, he's mad strong.No one else seems to be really busy.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4853764We will Photoshop them in later
>>4853764>>4853770Also no one cares about Quattro and Marian so they can be excluded.
OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT's 2AM. GOTTA HEAD TO BED SEE YA ANONS. THREAD CONTINUES WHEN IT CONTINUES SEE YAUPDATES BE HERE: https://twitter.com/notapaladinARCHIVE: https://www.mediafire.com/file/ovci40rz4avxoh3/Skeleton_Island_2_-_Actually_Shotasniffer.zip/fileK BYE
>>4853775Sure OP. Take a nice, looong rest.We'll be here... waiting.
>>4853782OP will now announce retirement from 4chan
>>4853786Probably a good idea tbph
>>4853786>inb4 we draw the skeleladies (and skelegirl) in swimsuits ourselves
>>4853989We only got like 2 unrevealed
Could it possibly be time?
>>4858545Maybe in 20 minutes
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4858552You'll call now.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4858578Press decline.
>>4858582YEah, probably a scammer
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4858584Break into scammers house, no one scams me and gets away with it
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4858585Roll 2d100 to check if you got the right house
Rolled 80, 22 = 102 (2d100)>>4858589Okay.
Rolled 100, 81 = 181 (2d100)>>4858589
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4858594Punch him in his face and take his lunch money.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4858594OP WHERE ARE THE BIKINI SKELETONS!? And rest of the quest I suppose
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4858601Get back here you cock, I need my scantly clad skeletons.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4858601OP
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4858607Shoot OP before he gets away
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4858622Chain him to pen and tablet or whatever he draws with
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4858622BB gun pellets should be enough to slow him down. Better shoot him again just to be safe.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4858629Now, Skeleton Island Thing 2:Kojombo edition
>>4858630"Alright sis, Imma need you to walk all the way from one end of the island to the other while I talk uninterrupted the entire way there about philosophy"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4858629New game
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4858636Uh there is an anon going to tackle red sis
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4858642He- he's fast
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4858642Brace for impact!
>>4858644"Remember the Basics of CQC. Press the Attack button in close proximity to perform a punch. Repeated presses would perform a combo attack. Hold down the Attack button to grab the enemy and put him into a chokehold"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4858651Suplex button
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4858651G U N
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4858660Rip, Anon will not be missed.
>>4858663What a shame
It seems anon's death was too devastating. It's okay. I can give you all time to grieve
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4858665Row row fight dah powa!
she set his skeleton free
>>4858758Such a nice lady
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4858848But the rowing....
>>4858923The rowing will come, in about 10 hours
>>4858999NOW IS THE TIME OF POWAH
>>4859291No it aint
>>4859342Now it is
>>4859648no one tell him about poll on twitter
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4859648Yes
>>4859655BALANCE THE POLL
>>4859656what have you done
>>4859658no you didn't
>>4859662democracy has failed us once again
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4859662>>4859665communism wins again
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4859669no it doesn't
>>4859670tell that to the authorities searching for OP for not working
>>4859671they don't exist, OP just procastinates
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4859676ssssGRIDMAN
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4859672>>4859676>>4859679reminder to hurt bobby
>>4859690bobby is just misunderstood skeleton with an ambition
>>4859694Somes like something bobby would say
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4859703fun fact, your ID is literally yellow>>4859704can we have baseball episode
>>4859705We're already at the beach tho.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4859725when that stopped us?There are beach volleyball, why not beach baseball
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4859725It's more like a pinata episode and the pinata is Bobby
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4859735>>4859730And everyone's invited
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4859747Everyone.
Rolled 23 (1d100)BEACH VOLLEY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4859735still more than Super Robot Pilot has.You can repurpose web for example>>4859747Quattro is too busy tho.
OP gone for cigarettes, will be right back
>>4859751BUt yeah, OP actually do need to postpone thread for a bit. An emergency came up. Be back in like half an hour
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4859774don't forget to buy milk
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4859774escape
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4859806Give Bobby some milk
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4859811Back to the "fun"
>>4859817Yeah uh.....okay so uh....the assassin Rasputin's fighting just had a flashback to his murdered clan and got a power up
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4859822So we pretty much ripped the skin of his face right
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4859822but was it Rasputin who did it
>>4859825Yeah pretty much
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4859833It's one of those days.ROUND 2! FIGHT!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4859843Start with a counterattack as he charges
Rolled 296 (1d1000)>>4859845Roll 2d1000
Rolled 65, 21 = 86 (2d100)>>4859851
>>4859852Ya missed a zero there, champ
Rolled 840, 372 = 1212 (2d1000)>>4859851>>4859854:(
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4859860Now time for the punish game, do a follow up combo
Rolled 252 (1d1000)>>4859861ROLL ANOTHER 1d1000
Rolled 381 (1d1000)