The Grail War is on hold, in fact, most everything is on hold, for now is the time for a Carnival Moment, where things like Grail Wars simply don't happen. Well, at least in not any serious capacity.You are Shinji Makiri, Ten years ago you suddenly found yourself with the memories of a complete past life that saw this world as a fictional story due to some unprecedented form of inter-dimensional transportation. Since that day, your new composite being has been working to change the grim future laid out for you, but... that really isn't of much concern to you right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62c7_zKoSV8 [Embed] [Embed]It's starting.Archive of Paradox Reincarnator: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Fate/Paradox%20ReincarnatorGeneral Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=WhatIsAQMStatus Menu: https://pastebin.com/h152hbhVShinji Status Page: https://pastebin.com/a6fiNxrZMy Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhatIsAQMLast Thread: >>4837374
"OK Everyone! This is an emergency situation!" The head of the table spoke, an existence known to the others as Chief Shinji. "We're under attack by an enemy Servant, now, I believe personally that our opponent is a more powerful Tamamo-no-Mae, and we need to be careful when dealing with her, because she appears to have been granted an additi-" Chief Shinji was cut off."IT'S MANAKA CAN'T YOU TELL?" Unhinged Shinji started screaming. "IT'S BEEN MANAKA FROM THE VERY START! MONICA? LOOK HOW CLOSE THAT NAME IS TO MANAKA! JUST ADD A FEW LETTERS AND-!" Unhinged Shinji was pushed to the ground by a Shinji with a strangely overdeveloped right arm to get him to shut up."Wait, is that Tamamo? We should coom in her." Coom Shinji noted, and there were murmurs of agreement among some of the other Shinji, while others just looked annoyed."Are you fucking stupid? Tamamo will cut our dick off and throw it in a blender if she finds out we're plotting a harem!" Cautious Shinji tried to argue back."Nah. We regenerate. We'll just have to learn to love her Cock and Ball Torture." Coom Shinji countered the argument, and Cautious Shinji was incapable of forming a good enough response to that particular retarded quip. "We're getting off-topic here, everyone." Chief Shinji reminded the assortment of different voices to calm themselves. "Tamamo is an enemy right now, and a dangerous one at that, we can't just ask her if we can coom in her.""Why not? Virgin Faggot? Why can't we have sex? Are you gay? Fuck you." Overly-Aggressive Shinji was incensed by Chief Shinji's declaration that having sex was impossible right now."Ok as you can see here the obvious approach is to play upon Tamamo's character aspects we know about, namely if she doesn't have a husband yet, we might be able to fill such a role, so I believe that diplomacy may be our best option for us to end this confrontation in a satisfying manner, I am as yet unsure of how powerful she is, but I doubt that she's going to be that strong compared to our faction, and we have Alcides with us anyway! I think that if we were to just try and say something like-" Write-in Autism Shinji was about to give his solution, however... "No! Alcides is right! Fuck Gods! Let's fucking kill her already! Fuck!" God hating Shinji piped up. 'GODS could be here' he thought. 'I've never been in this headspace before. There could be GODS anywhere.' The synaptic breeze of thoughts felt good against his bare chest. 'I HATE GODS' he thought. Last Stardust reverberated his entire body, making it pulsate even as the 900 yen sake circulated through this powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of divinities after dark. "With a Shinji, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud."OK, do we have any actual plans on how we want to go about this?"
""""""""""""""""I vote Diplomacy."""""""""""""""" A chorus of voices spoke up."NOooooooooooooooooooooooo we should kill her! Fuck!" A single voice cried out against the unity of mind."When can we fuck Sakura anyway? Poor girl has been asking for it for years." Off-topic Shinji derailed the entire train of thought, and then everyone started fighting.Vote for next stories here.https://www.survey-maker.com/poll3687857x1D9D4125-111
I'm still laughing. Nice start to the Carnival.I wonder who these voices are meant to be.
While I write the next one, please feel free to post any other ideas that you might have.If I like one of them enough, I'll write it for myself without it counting towards the top ten
>>4845137>>4845135This is great!
>>4845151I got very funny idea about Book but since you decide to make Awakening visit happening in canon last thread you might want to keep onto it it.
>>4845151>The Fairy Queen can't swim! Tohsaka's swimming lesson!And honestly this one should have been about Shinji and Morgan.
>>4845180Then it would have been marked as (canon)
"Senpai! It's... It's happening again!" Mash looked at Ritsuka, who shook her head as the power systems in Chaldea all started to malfunction. Another Beast? Good lord. After the problem child that was Sakura, Ritsuka was sincerely hoping that another 'helpful' Beast wouldn't decide to show up to offer to give Chaldea assistance. Sakura was way too careless with the lives of those who shared her face. Just the other day she used Kama as a projectile weapon against a group of Lamias, and Ritsuka had been hearing the complaints of the other Sakurafaces about her for weeks now. Even the normally stoic and bullying BB was BBeing reduced to tears on a daily basis when Sakura bullied her or generally just made her feel completely inferior and worthless... It didn't really help that Sakura's kit was easily one of the most busted that a Servant of Chaldea had...The summoning shield wasn't even bothered with this time. As Sakura displayed, it just wasted resources and managed to job on its first ever appearance, so it was just like most of the other Servants in Chaldea and genuinely wasn't much point in allowing it to activate.The crackling red lightning of the summoning ceremony cleared, and in the center of the circle stood a tan man with white hair, somewhat like EMIYA but with a much much smugger expression. "Goooooooooooood morning whales! It's me, your boy, Shinji! Don't forget to chargeback!" The man immediately started talking nonsense, and then proceeded to turn his attention to his summoner. "Hi! Alaya Prime has recognized that your Alaya has some pretty extreme brain damage and it allowed its world to end twice! I'm here to help remedy the situation." The man was insufferably smug, but his expression changed to one of mounting dread as footsteps could be heard outside of the summoning chamber. "N-no... I... You gotta send me back. This is supposed to be my vacation away from girls. You gotta send me ba-"The doors open, and in comes a certain purple haired girl. "Onii-chan! There you are! I've been waiting so long for you to show up, do you have any idea how much I've missed you?" The girl has turned to her final ascension, looking just like Tiamat once did as she races towards her brother. Squeezing him hard against her and causing him to whimper a little. "Did you really have to make yourself so difficult to summon? I've been using my Independent Manifestation to steal Saint Quartz from other Chaldeas to give to the Master, and it still took you all this time to show up!" Wait! So that's where the daily gift of One Hundred Saint Quartz labeled 'For Onii-chan' was coming from?! "That's why I love you, Sakura." The man pats the girl on the head with a smile, and she happily hugs him, loosening her grip a little and causing the new Beast to relax a little. "How much did you take, in the end?" The man gently pats the girl on the head and plays with her horns that she doesn't let anybody else touch as he does.
"Uhm.... well, it's taken twenty weeks to summon you, and I was taking 100 a day... so... 14000?" Ritsuka was suddenly far more thankful than she ever thought she'd be for the girl who was already the most useful Servant in Chaldea."Holy shit. Based!" The girl's brother can barely hold back his laughter, and his sides look as if they might explode."Based? Based on what?" Sakura tilts her head in confusion. Not understanding the term used by her brother."Don't worry, Sakura. It's not important, it's just something I thought would've been fun to say." It doesn't look like the man is interested in trying to explain the meme. "It's basically something you say when you think that somebody or something is really great.""I guess it does sound pretty fun to say..." Sakura says in deep thought. "Based!" She giggles, and her brother laughs loudly before kissing her on the lips, the two passionately sharing saliva before breaking off from the kiss.When the two have recovered from the sudden kiss, Shinji takes a deep breath. "Well, I was supposed to be given some time to myself as per my agreement with Alaya, but I can't help but feel anything but happy with you here, Sakura. Now, let's go catch up in your room together, shall we?" The two began to stroll out of the summoning chamber, blissfully unaware of the threat outside, waiting to strike...Outside the door to the summoning chamber were about 23 different women, all not-so-patiently waiting for their chance to see the newly summoned Beast of Humanity again, his presence in the timeline having granted them awareness of his relations to them in those worlds and the concepts he bestowed upon them...
>>4845212well well well look at us trying to escape our commitments through work.
>>4845212Shinji's pelvis = D E A D.
>>4845212>"Well, I was supposed to be given some time to myself as per my agreement with Alaya>Try to use Alaya to escape harem>While Alaya is also one of themGenius
Oh and.>>4845211>"Goooooooooooood morning whales! It's me, your boy, Shinji! Don't forget to chargeback!"Based.Did chargeback for stolen Saint Quartz happened?
Next is speedrun.
>>4845211Based>>4845212So, 14k is a lot I take it?>She giggles, and her brother laughs loudly before kissing her on the lips, the two passionately sharing saliva before breaking off from the kiss.>Now, let's go catch up in your room together, shall we?" Holy shit based. Gudako would have reacted more if she had an actual personality>blissfully unaware of the threat outside, waiting to strike...NO! No, why? This didn't happen when Beast Shinji was summoned alone! NOOOOOO!
>>4845248The highest quartz pack you can buy costs ~$90 for 120ish. So around 10 thou dollarydoos. Not a lot really
>>4845252and how much do you need for a round of gacha summons?
>>484525730 for a 10+1 with an evil rate of 1%, with rate-up being 0,7%
>>484525730 per>>4845244Vritra image soon (tm)Will be linked offsite since oops can't show boobas
>>4845252Poor Sakura. She went through all that effort to get her onii-chan all to herself, and the others swoop in to take their share without having to do anything at all!
>>4845259>>4845261Damn, sister has been busy then.That said, thievery is morally objectionable, even if it's from gambling company. Beastji better involve some spanking of the naughty girl, once he recovers from the weekend event of catching up.>>4845261bless your soul Drawfren
>>4845264the Real Tiamat Experience.
>>4845151Camping with shuten and others and use her horns as hot dog holders.
>>4845212Based. Great story as always WhatIs. Now then, I hope that whatever comes next, it’s gonna be good.
>>4845279Supporting this lmao. Would be too funny not to.
I think QM fucking died
>>4845494I think QM just finished the next story.
"Congratulations Master! You've summoned the savior of mankind as..." You fall silent as you look at the man standing in front of you, and the terrified and bound child next to him. You scowl. Of all of the people to have been summoned by, him?!"Aha! You don't look like a demon, but I guess looks can be deceiving! Do you want to eat this child?" The man has a bright smile on his face, and you don't waste a single instant as you step forwards and cleave his head in half with a single strike of your fist. You might be a Caster, but you didn't forget how to use your martial arts because of it. You grab the falling corpse of Ryuunosuke Uryuu and chop his arm off simply by bringing a hand down. You don't have Independent Action, unfortunately, but you do have Item Construction: EX and 3 command spells...The little boy is watching with an even worth terrified expression on his face as you use your magic to reshape the severed arm into a metal bangle. You don't need to use a concept on it to get it to work, but through drawing in a minute amount of Od from people around it, it could function as a suitable replacement for a Master. The Holy Grail would still supply you with back-ups thanks to having created the bracelet out of an already linked command spell. You don't need a Master anymore. You look at the boy staring at you in terror, before sighing. There's not much you can do to help the boy. His parents souls have already left their bodies, and without an afterlife to go to, even you can't restore them. All you can do for the boy is remove the memories of watching his parents be tortured to death inflicted upon him by the madman, as well as undo the damage to his body. With that done, you implant a false memory to get him to race to the police. With the boy gone, you leave. There's no point in hanging around any longer, and you need to deal with a few things now, before you can deal with the grail itself...>>>Skip"Caster! What idiotic scheme is this? You would come before me unarmed and believe I would consider that enough to sheathe my own blade? Do you think me a fool who would believe even the most base scheme of an enemy and..." Saber points her sword at you, and you are forced to cover your face with your palm in embarrassment at the actions of the King of Knights. What the hell is her problem? Also, why does she think that just because you're a Caster that you're untrustworthy somehow? The face of a cheerful looking white haired man appears in your minds eye. Motherf-
"Saber... Could you just, chill out? There's no need to be so high-strung." You tell the woman to stop acting like a whining baby and grow up. "I'm Caster, do you really think that I'd have come to you like this if I were scheming to somehow betray you? Come on." You take a step towards her. "If I were so untrustworthy, would I tell you something like... hmmph, that your sheathe is hidden inside your Master, and that he's using you as a means to keep it activated in order to increase his own combat potential through relying on the pseudo-immortality granted by Avalon?" Saber takes a step backwards in surprise as you both reveal to her that you know her true name, and her lost sheathe is within arm's reach. "You..." Saber's face hardens into an angry expression before softening into a gentle frown. "You aren't lying, are you?" She finally comes to the realization."No, I'm not. Which is why I need you to listen to the words I'm about to tell you very carefully." Saber stares at you intently. "Give up on the grail. It's not usable unless you wish to condemn billions of lives to death." You keep your voice calm as you tell Saber that the grail is unusable. "In the war prior to this one, the Einzbern summoned Angra Mainyu... or at least attempted to do so. They ended up summoning a boy whos entire existence was that of an ungranted wish. So, when the grail was full, that ungranted wish was granted, and the boy became Angra Mainyu, a god of evil. Even now, it waits for its chance to be born to this world in order to bring about destruction.""That... cannot be true." Sabers eyes are wide, and she seems completely shocked."I'm afraid it is, but... well, I'm not the one who should tell you this, but... your own wish, what you think you want, it's not what your soul truly yearns for. You were the perfect king for your people, Saber. Do not allow your self-doubt allow you to believe any less of yourself. Nobody could have performed or done more admirably than you." you smile gently at the woman. "One day you'll find your happiness.""What do you mean by that, Caster?!" Saber takes a step forwards as if to grab you, but you teleport away before she can reach you. There's something else you need to take care of, and while you saw an opportunity in having Saber learn the truth, without Shirou here, it's a little more difficult to truly reach her heart. Even for you.>>>SkipYou cradle the purple haired girl in your arm, having already purged her of the crest worms infesting her body, and stand to confront a haggard looking man, who appears to have come to try to stop you. You look at he man for a moment before flicking down your hood and smirking at the man. "Hello, uncle." Kariya takes a step back in alarm as he realizes just who you are.
"You... Shinji? That's you... isn't it?" The man looks completely bewildered. Well, you don't blame him, as a Caster, you look like your twenty year old self, so being identified by your uncle was something to be somewhat expected. Still, it's quite impressive that he managed to make the connection, though you did give him a push. "You were born without circuits, how have you become a Servant, and more importantly, how have you even been summoned?""because I wanted to be?" You shrug. "You can kill Zouken with Lancelot now though, I leave Sakura in your care." The sleeping girl in your arms is cradled securely against your body, and you hesitate for just a moment before handing her to Kariya. He better not fuck this up otherwise he's getting suplex slammed into the wormpit himself, uncle or not.>>>SkipKirei Kotomine's Servant is dead. Laying at the feet of a summoned army of dragon tooth warriors. The big difference between these dragon tooth warriors and the standard type however, is that these are truly made out of dragon teeth, meaning each one is on the level of a low ranked Servant themselves, and nigh invincible to boot! Without some sort of anti-dragon attack, overwhelming their natural defensive powers is practically impossible for any non-grug Servant.You take a step towards Kirei, who seems to have accepted his death and is ready to die, but you aren't going to be the one to kill him. No. He's the one who shall take his own life. The concept of 'Compassion' shall be a good fit for somebody like him.>>>SkipYou pant, the battle between yourself and Gilgamesh was a long and tiring one, but at the end of it, you were victorious. Your Truth Magic overcame the Gate of Babylon and even Enuma Elish. Gilgamesh of course knew of your relationship in a future world. but also knew it would be impossible to repeat it in a place like this, so the two of had opted simply to battle each other without holding anything back. >>>Skip"Oh man, Diarmuid, I'm really sorry about this, but..." A stream of destructive light falls from the sky and engulfs the Irish Lancer before he could respond. "Now, go home, Kayneth. Your wife will stop trying to make you the deuteragonist of an NTR Doujin now.""What... What does that even mean?!" Kayneth doesn't get an answer as you teleport him and Sola-Ui back to London. >>>SkipYou stand with the few Masters and Servants remaining in Fuyuki. Waver Velvet, Iskandar, Kiritsugu and Arturia. As a precaution, you conceptually improved Irisviel with the concept of longevity, just to make sure that she wouldn't fall victim to the Servant souls that she absorbed. You don't really regret how this war ended up going, this might not be a world record speed-run but it was still pretty damn fast. You just need to practice the skips better. With your near limitless magecraft, you draw on the magical energy of the Greater Grail and use it to properly incarnate yourself, Saber and Iskandar.
The Grail is permanently deactivated shortly afterwards, and without much else to do as an incarnated Servant, you just, wander about. Saber goes to live with the Einzbern after Acht is erased, even adopting a boy who was unfortunately injured badly during your fight with Gilgamesh, to the point he needed Avalon implanted in him, Iskandar attempts world conquest, Sakura is taken to be raised by Kariya, Aoi and Tokiomi raise Rin, Kayneth and Sola-Ui live happily together and you...? Well, you wander the world, waiting for Rin to get her ass in gear and cut you a portal home with the Kaleidosword.
>>4845506Would that even lead Kirei to suicide during Zero?I mean, i know he wanted to kill his wife and backstabbed his master and that didnt even happen in this context, would be enough for him to kill himself?I for one think that zero kirei is still someone that could be saved, dude just needed to be able to feel.
It's time.12k word CCC special.https://0bin.net/paste/IAa23fqz#zod5utX8qPgKkyKR5UFq-3Za7IT4jK5NsPcFn7lvNfv
>>4845511Perfect ending for everyone. Uncle Kariya, you'd better not fuck this up.
>>4845518I just wanted to get rid of Kirei.He's done plenty of horrible shit in his life.
>>4845511That was pretty damned cool.
>>4845520>why have you had an Awakening in a place that wasn't a Mirror of where you went to sleep?You cheeky motherfucker.>Ctrl+F Mirror>18 matches
>>4845506>>4845521>for everyone.Couldn't have even concepted his curse away or something qm?Truly the most cursed character.
>>4845506>so the two of had opted simply to battle each other without holding anything back.Hey, that's some Enkidu tier stuff for Gil to go all out against someone like that. Neat.
>>4845520Oh shit, I left in the removed ending on the choices panel!Oh well, I might post the Hakuno story later.
>>4845520Holy shit vorefren
>>4845522Eh, if i suddenly got feelings after all that shit i would try to reconnect with my daughter and just try to rethink life, i dont feel what kirei did to that point would lead him to suicide.But whatever, this is just a carnival.
>>4845532Somehow more unlucky than the 5th war lancer.Dude died like a bitch.
>>4845538Just knowing you had the thought of "Damn, I wish I could've killed my wife." would probably drive most people mad.Ah well, it was this or him jobbing and dying anyway.Quite a lot going on in Zero.
>>4845538To be honest, I feel like Kirei would probably thank you for fulfilling his wish and go do...whatever a Church dude does. Kirei basically followed his upbringing at that point, before Gil and the War tipped him over, which was Risei's Church teachings and actually pretty good prior iirc. He now has compassion to go with his external ethics, its a win.>>4845543I wonder. Executor mental training has to be some strong shit, if you don't want your dudes to be guilty from all the purging they do and/or mindfucked by someone with illusions or compulsion stuff. Which a lot of DA have as standard as Eyes of Compulsion. Its a good ending though, compared to what he could end up as, even so.
>>4845543I guess.You also could have him just be killed by kiritsugu or something.Now i should stop overthinking this story made for a carnival.
Now what do I write next?
>>4845547Mapo tofu kirei is still the best result for him in canon, that or whatever happened in the emiya food manga.
>>4845551Good Titania or Angra?
>>4845554Inanimate object vore is funny.>>4845557These would also be fun.
With his luck, he'll be the only character that wont get saved from Manaka. Could have saved him and people chose to murder him again by skeleton removal.
I should make it a goal to have a higher wordcount on Alberich getting vored than Awakening has in total.
>>4845566A truly worthy goal vorefren
>>4845563>we meet him for the first time outside of combat setting>reach out for handshake and concepting>‘not you again! Stay away from me!‘>runs awayHowever to be fair at that time we were not yet accustomed to routinely fondling servants and the entire group was not yet neutralized.
>>4845576Medea almost died in that battle, trying to take him captive might have ended up going much, much worse for us.And JETS will be more afraid.
That's right, I could do my wife Shuten eating Diarmuid!
>>4845588Stick to Alberich vorefren. What about your goal?
>>4845591Fine but I want to write about my wife Shuten.
>>4845593Shuten eating Alberich then. Will help with both of your goals.
>>4845520>it's like your legs are kneeling of their own willFinished reading. This is everything I was expecting from it. One of your best.>>4845593Remember Shuten and neet oni idea.
>>4845584>JETS tries to use Owner on the Blade of Truth>Gets Shirou'ed
You know I can see people samefagging on this poll right?
>>4845660No, I mean I can actually see the stats of who is samefagging.
>>4845657i didnt even vote, can i have the link?
>>4845520>PraetorLet me autism a bit about this, because I don't think it came up here.It turns out Nero's Praetor thing was a galaxy brain Aksys localisation that everyone ran with despite not making sense. When people still had hope for Last Encore, someone went over the text and it was found out a better translation is something like Maestro (from sousha), (since Extra) as a pun on master, her artistic thing and "playing her" as the best instrument (Servant) and an innuendo for "playing her" well.
>>4845665Top of the thread.
>>4845664Did you add stuff to it or is it the same as last thread?
>>4845667Your takeaway from a 12000 word long vore fanfic is to yell about the misuse of Praetor?It never made much sense to me either, I guess.
Not sure what to do about all the samefagging on the poll...I could just ignore them or calculate the unsamefagged votes, or I could use something more difficult to samefag on
>>4845688If you can see the stats, either calculate the unsamefagged result or strike the options they picked depending on the amount of samefagging. Finding a secure net poll will be difficult.
So, to the readers of the CCC special, what's your list of endings best to worst?I know it's technically one continuous story but shhhh
>>4845693I might just leave it up to Lady Luck and roll for the next updates.
Taking into account samefaggotry, Satsuki is next.
When's godzilla vs Orochi?
>>4845705Tbh I skip past the meat of your stories but I liked Sakura‘s ending and Passionslip‘s was very nice too.
>>4845705Nurse Sakura had the best ending. I liked Passionlip, Kingprotea, Tamamo and BB. Skipped Kiara entirely.
>>4845721Also, can i add a idea of "how sasaki reacted when he was summoned"?
Honestly Kirei was a lost cause, even if we thought to put Compassion on him instead of just letting Rin killing him that mf woulda necked himself
>>4845212Are we seriously at 23? Jfc dude
>>4845805And we'll add like 7 more soon
>>4845813Manaka, whatever other female servants are summoned. Our after grail adventures.
>>4845801Oh sure, FSN kirei is indeed very hard to save, but Zero Kirei is not that hard to save.
>>4845817Manaka is gonna be a hard sell as she's a child
>>4845824If there's grass on the field, play ball.
>>4845824Passionlip, Kazunadrop, Meltryllis, Neco-Arc, Neco-Arc Destiny, Neco-Arc Bubbles, Calico Len, Striped Len, Spotty Len, Mecha Len, Nasu Len, Seemingly spicy but not actually spicy Edible Len, Sky Tree and Len the Great.
>>4845896I hope its soon
Wait i thought we only had 15 women in the harem who got added?
>>4845998It was a potential future, anon.
'OK Satsuki, you're a vampire now. It's up to you to figure out your cool vampire powers so you can make Shinji properly fall in love with you.' Satsuki thought to herself. She'd been turned into a vampire only yesterday, but she was getting more and more confident with her abilities by the minute. It was night time right now, and everyone else was asleep, so... she left the house through one of the back doors. She didn't really need to sneak out of her room, instead she just chose to... well, she just left the house. It's not like she has any reason to be sneaky when everyone around is some sort of superhuman demigod. If she tried being sneaky, it's pretty likely that they'd just catch her and ask her what she was up to anyway. Besides, she was a vampire now! There wasn't anything that went bump in the night that could scare her! She was the thing that went bump in the night now! She... she thought at least. She didn't want to hurt anybody though, so she found a small forested portion of the Tohno mansion grounds, and began to test just what she could do.First test: Superhuman Strength'Vampires are all like super duper strong, so I should find out how strong I am, right? I'll need to know how much I have to hold my strength back from now on so I don't hurt anyone.' Were her first thoughts on the matter. To find out just how strong she was, the first thing she did was punch a tree! It took a little bit of confidence to work up the guys to do something that her mind thought was so clearly a bad idea, but she did it anyway! Her hand sunk through the trunk effortlessly, the tree creaking loudly as she managed to drag herself forwards with the force of her own attack. She only truly came to a stop when her shoulder thumped against the tree and her momentum was distributed throughout the unfortunate tree. She ripped her arm out of the tree in alarm at her own strength before peering through the hole that she had made. She barely even registered the fact that it was night out, and she could see even the smallest movements of the hundreds of insects crawling around in the undergrowth, tracking and picking up multiple at once. It wasn't specifically something she had to test out, she just thought it was really neat. She decided to test her lifting strength next, digging her claws... her fingers into the trunk of a deeply rooted tree and lifting with as much force as she could muster!Second Test: Superhuman DurabilityOnly for the tree to be completely uprooted with enough ease that she lost her balance and toppled backwards... while still holding the tree! She screamed as the tree collapsed on top of her, but... it surprisingly didn't kill her! No, more than that, she's not even hurt! She might have gotten a bruise from it, or a couple nasty cuts and scratches, but it looks like her body had a natural regenerative ability too! She'd managed to get away with toppling a mighty oak on top of herself without a single wound!
Third Test: Animal Transformation'Vampires can turn into like, bats, right? Or wolves and stuff?' She thought. But how exactly was she supposed to do something like that? "Turn into a bat!" She yelled out into the forest. "Uh... turn into a wolf? Dog? Cat?" No matter what she yelled out, it didn't look like it was voiced activated. Is this even something she could do? She should probably consider asking Arcueid-senpai... No, not yet. She might benefit from being trained by somebody else with the power of a vampire, but first she wanted to find out just what else she could actually do.Fourth Test: Laser eyes!She remembered reading this is a manga once, and even then she thought it was silly.Fifth Test: Vampiric Charm!This one was going to have to wait until she was around other people. She didn't want to use this on Shinji-kun anyway, so it's hardly an important thing to learn how to do.Sixth Test: Superspeed!This one was the one she was really interested in, and she already knew from her fast her reflexes had become that she'd be able to do something like catch a bullet out of the air with ease! Perhaps even multiple bullets! That wasn't all that she could do though, and she started to experiment with her incredible speed, launching herself from tree to tree at hundreds of miles per hour, each impact against a tree causing it to bend with the force of barely controlled leaps. The enhanced speed and strength of a vampire allowed her to effortlessly climb a tree by simply digging her claws... fingers into themShe could probably dash through the hundred meter sprint in... about a quarter of a second, if she had to? It really depended on a few factors, but that was about how fast she found herself being able to dash through the forested areas of the Tohno estate.Seventh Test: Regeneration!She didn't want to test her ability to heal enough that she was going to lop off any of her limbs to do so! Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!She spent a lot of the night testing just where her limits were, and she was surprised by just how powerful she was! The question she found herself wondering is if she's already this strong as a new vampire, then how much stronger than her are the older ones?! It worried her a little, but she trusted Shinji-kun to be able to keep her safe!
>>4846020baka she's deforesting our estate
>>4846020is this canon?>She didn't want to test her ability to heal enough that she was going to lop off any of her limbs to do so! Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!Haha.
>>4846024It's Shiki's estate who gives a shit?
Nice to see Satsuki being proactive.>>4846020>Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!Right
>>4846020>Fifth Test: Vampiric Charm!I’d say that’s a success. At least I think she’s super sweet.
>>4846020>Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!Haha yeah.
>>4845900>>4845896Fun fact, she's a massive moralfag when she's not insane so look forward to that
>>4846179Not dead. QM is probably just preparing for Godzilla vs Orochi (if thats next) by watching Godzilla films.
You look at your hand and smirk. Perfect. You look over to your opponents, as well as your partner in the duel, Gilgamesh. Everyone agreed not to use any sort of supernatural abilities before you got started, which is good, because you don't want to play a game against everyone cheating. You and Gilgamesh are of course playing against Alan and Merlin."Alright, for my turn, I reveal Blue Eyes White Dragon, allowing me to summon Blue Eyes Alternative Dragon to the field, and I'm going to swing at Merlin for 3000 damage, which will leave him at... Oh it will actually take him out of the game." You smirk, but Merlin still looks confident."Ha! Not so fast! You've activated my spell card! Swords of Revealing Light!" The man flips a spell card face up, and you cover your face with your hand. What a god damn amateur."Check the rulebook. You can't use a spell card when it isn't your turn unless it's a quick-play spell card. Did you even read the rules?" You explain to Merlin the rules of the game, and you're honestly surprised that he didn't even bother to read the rules booklet before he put together a deck."No, I watched the anime." Merlin explains smugly. "Besides, don't you see on the top of the card? That's the quick-play symbol, meaning I can play it whenever I want!" Merlin tries to actually cheat by modifying his cards. Honestly, you expected something like this, so you aren't surprised."That's just you using an illusion, dipshit, I'm also pretty sure that lying about your cards or modifying them is an instant DQ, so you're out." You tell Merlin to fuck off in no uncertain terms."Wait! How is this fair? You got to make your own cards!" Merlin accuses you of being a cheater, but you wag your finger at him."I just had the foresight to buy the company first, meaning that anything I create is automatically an official Yu-Gi-Oh related product and an official card!" You laugh at Merlin, who scowls at you."Ha! Sit down, Magus! You know you've been defeated!" Gilgamesh begins to laugh like a mad-man, while Alan just looks bored. He was actually relying on Merlin to keep him defended for the entire game, having only weak cards out on the field. He'd spent a lot of the game just focusing on drawing cards for the sake of drawing cards. He's only got 5000 Life points left, and after his turn, Gilgamesh should be able to swing for massive damage to take him out of the game. "Now, with Merlin out of the way, it's your turn Alan." "Oh right, do you mind if I win right now?" The man places a card down on the table, the legendary 'Pot of Greed'! "First I'm going to play Pot of Greed! "Pot of Greed? But what does it do, and why don't I have three of them?" Gilgamesh remarks."I'm glad you asked, King of Heroes! Pot of Greed allows me to draw two more cards! And now I'm going to play Graceful Charity, meaning I can draw three cards at the expense of discarding two from my hand!"
"So you've got a lot of cards, so what? It's not like you have a hope of beating us." Gilgamesh crosses his arms and looks confident, as if he's sure of his victory, but Alan instead just starts to grin wildly.Alan throws five cards on the table, and you immediately recognize just what he's been going for the entire game. "I've done it! I've assembled all five pieces of the puzzle! Now come forth, Exodia! Obliterate!" Gilgamesh looks genuinely surprised at this outcome, and even though you're losing, it's still pretty funny."This game sucks." Gilgamesh shakes his head. "I'm going to be in a lounge playing Street Fighter II with Enkidu if anybody wants me." The man leaves, dejected at having been beaten at a Children's Card Game by a humanoid manifestation of an ageless space god. Looks like having Pot of Greed removed from the ban list was a bad idea after all.
>>4846185Godzilla vs Orochi got samefagged hard sadly.
>>4846203OH come on. Stupid samefags ruining this shit for me. What about manaka gift?
>>4846203WHERE IS MY EVANGELION CROSS OVER?!
>>4846203What a shame. That would have been fun to see as well. >>4846197Finally. Yugioh time
>>4846210Also super samefagged by somebody. One anon voted for it 8 times.
>>4846218Christ. God fucking damnit
>>4846214What do you think Get in the Greek God, Shinji. Was?
>>4846218You going to reveal what won then?
>>4846224Yeah, next is Pseudo Servant Shinji 2Or Shinji's Nightmare Day 2
>>4846203>>4846218wait so how do you know the vote was samefagged and what got samefagged?
>>4846197I laughed like a madman along with our new pal Gil. We went full screw the rules I have money and we still lost. Praise Nyarly!
>>4846228Well I know you'll do it well. Could you tell by ip? Why not straw poll?
>>4846228Can you do both or will you be collapsing after one?
>>4846223Something about greek people
>>4846229Turns out the website basically has ID for every voter and it tracks all voters, catching people who vote multiple times.
>>4846250Next time let's roll or something.
>>4846241Greek Gods are Mechas in Nasuverse anon...>>4846236Next time it will be Strawpoll again.>>4846238I'll try to do both.
>>4846228>RehashesOh boy. This is exciting. Content we've already seen.
>>4846254I dont know anything about Fate.
>>4846262Ignorance is bliss.
God willing, billy interlude
Btw QM, you doing the time travel one?
>>4846322I might extend the carnival into tomorrow.
>>4846252Yes.Then the outcome will be decided by the collective will we assert over the dice rather than a feeble democratic system.
>>4846327absolutely champ of you
>>4846327Please do, you absolute madlad. Anyways I’d reccomend if Carnival is extended, a new poll is on strawpoll as to prevent samefaggotry. Same poll should also have options that have been already written removed from the roster (for example 4th Holy Grail War any% speedrun)
>>4846433does strawpoll allow for multivotes though?
>>4846443As in multiple options can be selected? Yes.
Yeah I'll set up a strawpoll tomorrow and do the rest of the Carnival then.Soon we'll return to normal.Consider this a vote for tomorrowOne single LONG Carnival Story with votes/choices, or multiple anthology stories?>One long story>Multiple stories.
'Still having fun, Medusa?' You ask the woman who's been inside your head for a day now. She was with you all through the battle against Orochi, and was great help to you in providing you the edge you needed to overcome him. But... the war isn't really important right now, you're taking a day off at Medea and Sakura's behest, with them even telling Medusa not to hesitate to try to take control if you start doing foolish things. Of course in a battle of minds when it came to maintaining control over your body, you'd win every time, but if you actually properly resisted Medusa then things would not end up going well for her. Explaining things to Stheno and Euryale about their sister in general was a pain in the ass, but at the end of the day, you managed it. You've of course started working towards getting Medusa a body back, but a compatible puppet body for a Servant like herself is something that apparently is going to take quite a while to actually prepare. 'Very much so, I've just found another selection of stories to keep myself entertained with. You really do have quite a filthy mind, Shinji, and I would've never guessed it either!' Rider was really enjoying being able to tease you like this, it was one of the most obvious things in the world to realize that. Ever since having been trapped in your mind as an observer, she's been observing far more than you would really want her too. The worst part is that the context behind all of the doujins in your head are gone, so to her, it just looks like you for some reason commissioned all of this art of your friends and allies in sexual situations from some artist!'Well don't enjoy yourself too much while I'm on my date with Medea and Sakura, alright? I want to make sure that things go as smoothly as possible, and I can't afford you throwing me off my game.' You don't want her to bring up one of those more regrettable doujins you ended up reading at the inopportune time and making you spill pockets of spaghetti on your date with Medea and Sakura, and going by Medusa's teasing of you, she very well may end up doing just that!'Throwing you off your game, Shinji? Well, I could always offer you advice that I think might help. You might think yourself good at picking up on body language, but you're still a man. For you, it's far more difficult to know what secrets lie within a maiden's heart.' You don't really know if you believe what Medusa is telling you completely, but honestly, if she's willing to provide a live walkthrough of how to do things, then you'll happily accept her help. 'So what exactly were you planning for your date with the two of them, anyway?''Well I was planning on taking them to a uh... Sweet shop, to buy some chocolates? I know that Sakura likes chocolate and stuff like that.' You hadn't really given your date with the two of them that much thought, which is... ironic, considering everything.
'You probably shouldn't do that. Take them clothes shopping instead. I don't know if you've noticed, but Sakura... well, she's a growing girl.' Rider reminds you of something, and gives you an excellent idea. You very much had noticed that Sakura's body was starting to change thanks to the presence of Tiamat within her, and Sakura seems to consider her changes to be a... well, a point of pride. Rin definitely tried to hide the fact that she felt jealous of Sakura's body. 'Great idea, Rider!' You praise the woman in your head, and change your plans as a result. You don't think either Sakura or Medea would mind the chance to go shopping for clothing, besides, you wanted to get more clothing for the girls as well, especially Alítheia, so it's a two birds with one stone sort of trip!>>>Skip"So, Onii-chan. What do you think will look better on me, the purple dress or the blue?" Sakura is holding out two dresses that look nearly identical and you have no idea what you're meant to respond to the question with. Are you judging them on color? 'It's purple.'"The purple dress, of course!" Sakura gives you a happy smile as she goes to wander off to the changing room to get dressed into her new outfit, before you turn to Medea, who seems to be staring at a collection of different colored hair ribbons. Seemingly unable to choose one that she likes out of the wide variety on offer. 'The light purple ribbon, point it out to her.'"Medea, what about this one?" You pick up the ribbon and show it to her, and she smiles at you before taking it. "Oh, Master, this one is... do you really think it would look good on me?" She seems like she's worried about something."Medea, anything would look good on you, you're not the sort of woman who has to worry about fashion or make-up or anything to be one of the most beautiful women in the room at any given time.Thanks to Medusa's advice, you manage to have a perfect date with both Medea and Sakura, and all three of you go home happy with the outcome of the date, neither Medea nor Sakura were at all disappointed, and it's all thanks to Rider's help! With everyone safely back at home, you go to breathe a sigh of relief at a job well done till...'Now Shinji, let's have a chat about why you like reading about me as the Gorgon so much, shall we?' Oh. Damn it. How many of those damn Doujins is she reading? And why are your memories of them so damn crisp and clear?!
>>4846644>gorgon medusaabsolutely patrician taste.
>'Now Shinji, let's have a chat about why you like reading about me as the Gorgon so much, shall we?'Canoically, isekai!Shinji likes older women, his only love interests that are younger than him are Sakura and Satsuki but Sakura is pretty stacked and motherly so it makes up for it. Almost everyone else is at least a decade older than him
>>4846644How will Medusa react if we tell her to change to Gorgon for sex?
>>4846704she'll probably be really into it since she's a monster in that form but we still think she's beautiful
>>4846644She‘s great. Bestest winggirl.>>4846704I reckon she’d humor us but how would we satisfy her?Also I hope OP is asleep.
>>4846704horribly embarassed but mega into it when her and shinji are minutes into it
>>4845134Monica=Manaka fag here, as an actual schizo I approve.
>>4846642Oh damn, there is absolutely no way to explain that massive amount of doujins as anything other than spending a fortune to be a massive pervert.>>4846644No sperging out over candy, no almost cutting the date short for no reason, no sperging out over jewelry? Dammit we needed Medusa for that date!
>>4847012shinji's willing to rawdog gorgon, he's absolutely a massive pervert
>>4847031her bodily fluids are the secret of immortality, Assclap approved
>>4847032no that's the secret to vitality, not immortalityemperor cuckxi chugged all the immortality juice
>>4847035>Resurrection Fraught Hades: True Medicine - The Obsolete Underworld's Grief ( 真薬・不要なる冥府の悲歎リザレクション・フロートハデス, Shinyaku - Fuyōnaru Meifu no HitanRizarekushon Furōto Hadesu?) is a complete replication of the medicine Asclepius created in life. It requires the blood of the Gorgon and the power of a pure god, among other secret ingredients to create it. As he said, "I accomplished this with power from Artemis" in life when he revived Hippolytus, the power of a god on the same level of Athena or Artemis must be put into the Gorgon's blood. Asclepius has not completely mastered on how to make the drug, having required various factors and chance occurrences outside of his own medical talents. He is still passionate about reproducing it.
>>4847043Too bad the Root eats souls on death and he can't use the immortality juice right now. New Kur can't come fast enough.
>>4846679picrelI'm still coofing up a storm so gimme a hot second
>>4846197>>4846200As expected.>>4846642>>4846644Get inside Shinji, Medusa. You are now on autism wrangle duty.
>>4847072Yeah, can we get her for real? We need a headmate like that.I'm only half joking.
Concepts for Sumanai and Vortigern?Vortigern just wanted to preserve his nation did he not?
Still reading through the Archives, I've reached the point where we have to explain to Mordred that she and Artoria are indeed girls. I am very disappointed that we didn't traumatize Mordred with tales of Merlin attaching a giant horse cock to Artoria so she could sire an heir. Minus points for such a shameful display. Tamamo remains best girl
>>4847089based Confucian fresh meat
>>4847088>SumanaiSomething to fix his personality problems and attitude.>VortigernI don`t think most of our allies would want to have him around.But playing on his anti-sword and dragon part is the best way to go if we keep him.
>>4847091Grand Saver doesn't pick.First he gets the sippy cup, then he gets whipped into shape
>>4847088Sumanai?And do we really want Vortigern? Can we kill him, just this once?
Strawpoll has a limit of 30 optionsSo fuck itI'll end my life.>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>"Thanks everyone, Nero enjoyed being the Main Character for the day.">Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>Character Sheet Creation: Saver>Character Sheet Creation: Beast>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>Apotheosis Dojo: It's OK! Even Gods make mistakes!>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park.">Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)>Satsuki's Vampiric Learning Experiences!>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.>Shinji's Loop: Inescapable Repetition.>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo>Pseudo-Servant Shinji 2: Doujin Harder>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo>White Moon Princess Phantasmoon Special - The Dusk of Truth: Mahou Shoujo Unite!>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!>Fishing with a dog and his trainer.>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>The Fairy Queen can't swim! Tohsaka's swimming lesson!>Anastasia and Shinji's Russian Bonding time.>Four cheating assholes play Yu-Gi-Oh!>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?">an UNRIVALLED REVENGE>Sharing Tables>Fourth Holy Grail War Speedrun Any% (WR)>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>A Second Day with the Normal High School Students>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never EndsVote here.You can vote for 6.
>>4847098Mordred needs knights, he should be made to serve his country
>>4847100delete the already used ones retard
>>4847100If I vote for those you have already done will you do a rewrite of them?
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>"Thanks everyone, Nero enjoyed being the Main Character for the day.">Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>Character Sheet Creation: Saver>Character Sheet Creation: Beast>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>Apotheosis Dojo: It's OK! Even Gods make mistakes!>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park.">Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.>Shinji's Loop: Inescapable Repetition.>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo >False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo>White Moon Princess Phantasmoon Special - The Dusk of Truth: Mahou Shoujo Unite!>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!>Fishing with a dog and his trainer.>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>The Fairy Queen can't swim! Tohsaka's swimming lesson!>Anastasia and Shinji's Russian Bonding time.>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?">an UNRIVALLED REVENGE>Sharing Tables>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>A Second Day with the Normal High School Students>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never EndsYou can vote for six of these, but unfortunately, my wage cage has opened to accept me once more, and with terrible power too.Copied the wrong text block.>>4847105Fucc u
>>4847101She already has two, Lancelot and Diarmuid would jump at the chance. I imagine she wouldn't want him.
>>4847109>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?"Someone has to vote for Douman
>>4847109>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends
>>4847109>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>>4847109>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo >Get in the Greek God, Shinji>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back
>>4847110Maybe he can serve as mount then.
>>4847089>spoilerBased.>>4847109>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Character Sheet Creation: Saver>Character Sheet Creation: Beast>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo >Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>>4847109>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!Did my post not post?Voreanon here, Angra, Good Titania, Fenrir, Shuten eats Jobber and sis or Oni Livestreamer getting ate?Might do something with that hydra waifu that got posted too.
>>4847155Good Titania is a nice follow up after how he was treated by Sakura Five.
>>4847155I'd say Titania, if you're asking.
What I still don't get is how somebody can hate Shirou so much despite being a big enough fan of F/SN to write an quest about it.The more I read through Sweets trashfire of a quest the more I wonder why he even liked Fate at all.Was it just lolicunny?Was he even a Fate fan before the original Akeldama where he sniffed out cunny and then skimmed F/SN after it got dropped to run a takeover?
>>4847191>Was it just lolicunny?I believe so, yeah. He showed so little understanding of the characters, the plot and the setting and so sheer psycopathic pleasure in making them suffer that I'm sure he skipped everything that wasn't an Illya section, resented them for taking screentime away from her, and he read her sections using only one hand.
>>4847191He was really into misery porn.
>>4847194He took even the smallest interaction with a loli character as life-changing meetings too.Interact with a loli once?Now you only want to fuck little girls.Stuff like that.
>>4847200I imagine he was writing from personal experience about how interacting with a loli once awakened something in his sick, blackened soul.
>>4847200That first meeting was even more bullshit because the loli would've killed the MC if he didn't treat her nice too.
>>4847204>I'm not railroading! The players chose everything of their own free will! They could have chosen differently!t. Sweets the other day
>>4847200He admitted it himself. And named his favourite author.
>>4847206The on-rails aspects really became obvious after Akeldama ended and Sweets didn't know anything about Nasuverse so he just made another grail war.
>>4847213The on-rails aspects really became obvious-to-even-the-blind by the fact the players voted for diplomacy with Shirou EVERY SINGLE TIME, and we all know how that ended out: With Sakura making Alberich kneel and ending his disgusting, pathetic existence.
Here's the most likely turn of events imo>Sweets is FGO tertiary because cunny>sees Fate quest on board>skimreads F/SN >falls in love with cunny>starts acting like he's a fate oldfag
Anyway moving on from Sweets' shit quest can we talk about after the war?We have a year to waste due to Sakura's overactive ovaries.
>>4847235Oni village arc should be right next.
Archive-reading fag here again. I was intending to only make one post as to not clog the thread with too much irrelevancy, but you motherfuckers just summoned Morrigan La Fey instead of what could've potentially been Proto-Arthur (turns out it was Gawain, still a better choice than her). I am mad as hell. This is completely unacceptable. How could there possibly exist a collective of minds that makes such terrible decisions? You guys suck.Tamamo still has the fluffiest tail and is best girl>>4847235Mordred wants to conquer Britain. I say why settle for only Britain?
>>4847239Wait until you reach the QM starts to seethe about Sweets meta-arc.You having fun, archive-anon?
>>4847241It's a rollercoaster of stupidity.
>>4847239If you think this is frustrating wait until you catch up to the snakecave summon.
>>4847243In a good way?
>>4847246Wait and Hope anon.
>>4847235Rude.And more than a year, we're not leaving with 3-month old babies, are we?>>4847239>Mordred wants to conquer BritainWait until you get to the map painting discussions>>4847243stupidity?
>>4847235>overactiveI'd say they work exactly as they should.Well we do have some issues we could deal with on top of welcome slice of life episodes.>personal tutoring from Touko, Scathach, Paracelsus, Mrs.Colchis for ourselves, Satsuki, Abby, Rin(zero)...>Lifespan extension for the homunculi>Practice with Miyako>Recovering Chiara>Convincing the Church to leave us be now that we're deputized by proper authorities>Laying groundwork for Moedred's return of the king (some of it can be done from our boardrooms)>manufacturing utility items for ourselves and our allies (especially SHIKI could use some if we wants to continue his batman impersonation)>Setting up Kur>Summoning additional personages to our character roster (I'm not actually convinced this is a good idea, unless maybe we send off some allies to be happy away from the scene (like emiyas on the honeymoon for instance) but I imagine our wives won't want to be parted from us like that.>finding Amethyst>hacking the great wall?>also Raiga wanted to talk about something although I reckon that will be about war-related mess or coverup...
>>4847250Isn't TATARI in a few weeks?
>>4847254Tatari in a year.
>>4847254I have no idea what the timeline looks desuBut yeah shame on me for forgetting the vampire related business. This will absolutely need to be addressed and Satsuki will get a new pet and a dog.
>>4847250>Recovering Kiara>Recovering Mashu, kicking Moneybills's teeth in>Murdering Prelatti, Darnic and everyone else on The List>Sending Para on a diplomatic mission to Atlas and the Wandering SeaCharacter Roster is bloated enough already. At best or worst we might want Anastasia just to give her Russia, and Marie Antoinette to give her France.>>4847254A year, give or take a few months.
>>4847247I enjoy tormenting myself, so yes. I'm also surprised we're still alive considering how many wet spots we're currently creating just by walking in to a room with our allies. I'm surprised we haven't had atleast one Bad End where we are raped to death by our turbo-horny harem.>>4847249>stupidity?Shuten was given a bottle of Divinity brand Scotch. I still haven't gotten over how stupid that idea was.
>>4847261Ah, yeah. We've had some really stupid dead ends. And the period around Shuten was full of drama and samefaggotry.
>>4847258Oh yeah, the Oni village and telling Rin some her friends got Onified.
Aylesbury ritual is also one of the bigger things we need to take care of.>>4847261>I'm surprised we haven't had atleast one Bad End where we are raped to death by our turbo-horny harem.You will see.
>>4847260Good points.>Character Roster is bloated enough already. At best or worst we might want Anastasia just to give her Russia, and Marie Antoinette to give her FranceI'm all in favour with placing cute girls who deserve better in charge of their countries desu even if this happened entirely offscreen. Maybe even better that way. And if Marie can get Jeanne as her retainer, even better.
>>4847264Aylesbury is long term though. We shouldn't underestimate the vamps in their home turf. One problem at a time.>>4847266Yeah, that's how I'd want to see it happen. Almost entirely off-screen.
>>4847260If we're sending Para, who is not an AoG Caster, at least have someone teach him some AoG magecraft or concept him up for True Ether.
>>4847270Para knew them both and had good relations with them in life. That's why he'll be our envoy. His magecraft is secondary for the mission.
>>4847264>You will see.I don't find your implications enjoyable. Go away.
>>4847274Be afraid. Be very afraid.
>>4847272He was definitely known, but I am pretty sure he only had an actual relationship with the Clock Tower. Atlas dudes don't leave their place if not on a world saving mission at all, and Wandering Sea dudes never leave at all, unless they go rogue like Nero Chaos.His interests and actions also dont really align with the two.
Guys why is Shuten so cute when she's being bullied?
>>4847279>Although Paracelsus is a person who is close with the Clock Tower, he conducted exceptional networking with the Atlas Academy and the Wandering Sea for the advancement of their mutual research.
>>4847283Because she's usually very smug, and seeing someone usually so dominant in a vulnerable position is cute.
>>4847109>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)
Will our Half-Oni kids with Shuten have horns?Will our kids with Vritra have tails?Will our kids with Medea have pointy ears?Will our kids with Medusa have snek aspects?We should have sex with Pollux and force Castor to watch.
>>4847296Yes to all
How angry would Castor be if we just walked up to Pollux from behind while he was talking to her and we just started to grope her?
>>4847300Castor would be delighted because Pollux would knock our lights out if we did that.
>>4847301What if we got her to waifu status first?
>>4847303Well we currently only have his conceptual upgrade lined up so he may end up encouraging us by then.
>have Merlin create illusions to grope Pollux in front of Castor that she can't feelPrank'd
It's scary how accurate the first carnival was.
>>4847323>inb4 Morgan frames Merlin for something where he's actually innocent to get him gnomed
>>4847330>implying Morgan hasn't already set this scheme in motion.
>>4847323If Merlin is smart he'll use his coom magic to turn himself into a girl.
>>4847332>implying he's not already a gnome
>>4847330>>4847332>"Gnome him and I give you a kiss and cook you oyakodon!"
>>4847333If he did everyone here would be a lot nicer to him that's for sure.
>>4847342Oyakodon from Morgan eh?
>>4847345Indeed. The council fears The Hand.
Can't wait to wake up to a guilty looking Shuten, Satsuki and Vritra with no arms or legs.
>>4847362>>4847364Looks like Medusa, Stheno and Euryale got their job back.
>>4847366>"I am truth given form.">"I look upon the falsehoods of reality.">"An infinity of lies.">"Blind to the beyond.">"I shall guide the way.">"A perfect world of my own creation."For all of 10 seconds
>>4847366>"MEDUSA HELP I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN!!!"Alberich was such a cuck.
>>4847371I am pretty sure two of them naturally regen really good and Shuten can put her stuff back on like a lego, if it still exists. Including her head.
>>4847376I read what that anon said as WE would wake up with no arms and legs because they would eat them.
>>4847377I read it as them trying to sneak into bed with us and tripping some auto-defense someone set up.
>>4847381Why would the anti rape field be lethal?
When can we give Shirou a physics textbook to teach him about the matter-energy conversion rate?
>>4847109>>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">>Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.>>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.
>>4847388>"Think Shirou, Think!">"E=Mc^2!"Tfw shirou is millions of times more energy efficient than Aoko.
>>4847250>>Convincing the Church to leave us be now that we're deputized by proper authoritiesThis seems much easier said than done, might be easier to just fake out death
>>4847419Faking our death might be possible but how are we supposed to fake Ciel's death?
>>4847305>SHINJI FUCK MY SISTER>CONTINUE THE DIOSCURI BLOODLINE
>>4847427Well she was in the HGW so it's not too hard, or we don't fake her death at all and have her "defect" to Clock Tower for the time being
>>4847427Maybe we say she got eaten by a truth dragon loli.
>>4847109>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>Get in the Greek God, Shinji
>>4847419Well we have blessed circuits and Alaya with us. That's already two points in our favour.We may have Arc and Satsuki with us but on the other hand we've deleted [literally who] and neutralised Nrvsqr, with intent on thwarting the rest of them. It's not like they are strangers to making, put it mildly, questionable alliances to get their job done. So there should be enough common ground, and more than enough reason for them to get along with us rather than waste resources on trying to destroy us.
>>4847431Ciel is super immortal.Faking her death is very hard.
>>4847436We should definitely make some pre-emptive countermeasures to stuff like El-Nahat, though. Just in case.
>>4847109>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>Sharing Tables>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki
>>4847439We have countermeasures.Enkidu and Vritra.
Are there any church QTs worth saving if we war them?
>>4847456>the cursed result of kotomine's cum and garbage genetics Pass
Escaped from the cagie of wagie, but still got some IRL Things to work through.What are the current top 6?Should be two hours till I can start
>>4847467Current top are:>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.With a tie at last place.
>>4847109>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park."
>>4847109>>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo>>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park."More Ayaka and Altrogue screentime!
What character deserves headpats the most and why is it Alitheia?
When are we having a threesome with Sakura and Rin?
rip billy, I keep getting my hopes up
>>4847524>Rin?Which one? Erin, RinKo or Rin?
>>4847524I have no idea but I'll support your goals anon, we're all gonna make it
>>4847524When Rin confesses her feelings.
>>4847529Isn't she still too tsuntsun to admit her feelings? Plus there's no easy route for her, we can't just fix her life and make her fall for us
>>4847526I am thinking about going for Rin Matou.
>>4847534Well her Shinji likely raped her so...
>>4847537I remember a fic in which Rin Matou happened, and she's the one who raped Shinji in that one, to relieve her urges. He ends up all traumatized.
>>4847539You can't say that without posting a link
>>4847542It was in a fate forum a long time ago, I can't find it again.
>>4847109How to train your oniManakaVolleyballPet catGodzilla
>Rin Matou copes by turning into a Rapist Sadist Stacy whily Sakura Tohsaka turns into a Gentle Demure OjouCan't wait to meet them both.
>>4847109>>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>>Sharing Tables>>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.
>>4847250QM said Rin can find Amethyst
>>4847571>Dark Rin raped Shinji to death in her timeline.Can't wait to meet her.
>>4847532Yeah it’s not happening.
>>4847532>>4847600Rin is our rival.All we gotta do is say something like>"I bet if we had sex you'd be the first to orgasm."And the rest takes care of itself.
>>4847109>>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>Apotheosis Dojo: It's OK! Even Gods make mistakes!>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)>Character Sheet Creation: Saver
Where'd all the manaka lovers go?
>>4847623Vored by her bootleg Chaos Tide
>>4847571>>4847594Talking to yourself?
>>4847610Not really fair as we've had more sex than her
>>4847633Yeah.Thinkign bout getting us raped by Rin.
>>4847636I'm sure Nero will help with that.
Does Imperial Privilege apply to sex skill?
>>4847661Why wouldn’t it?>>4847654Rin lucked out getting two other Saberfaces to replace the one Shirou married
>>4847669>twoMorgan and Mordred are also Saberfaces
>>4847673This doesn't feel like a consultation prize anymore
>>4847676Rin won the Seibahface jackpot and to get it all she needs is to join the harem.I can see three factions forming in the harem so far.>Sakura+Medea+Satsuki lead faction>Nero+Tamamo lead faction>Wildcard Morgan+Arc+Mordred lead faction
>>4847695Sacchin is Arc's property tho
>>4847700Arc is Sacchin's property. She just hasn't realised yet.
>>4847703Still, Sacchin would probably be suprise leader of the man-eater waifu group desu.
>>4847695She already had Obeithion.
QM are you alive?
>>4847719QM is busy riding greek mechas. He'll return once he figures out the alphabet.
>>4847719QM got vored by Manaka.She's the QM now.
>>4847719He got isekaied again.
>>4847109>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)
Am not deadSooomebody tally?
>>4847752>>4847109>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions.">>4847112>>4847117>>4847155>>4847295>>4847396>>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847750>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity>>4847112>>4847113>>4847123>>4847155>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!>>4847112>>4847113>>4847145>>4847155>>4847570>>4847585>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki>>4847112>>4847443>>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!>>4847112>>4847113>>4847155>>4847750>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?">>4847112>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!>>4847113>>4847123>>4847145>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!>>4847113>>4847570>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends>>4847113>>4847155>>4847616>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.>>4847117>>4847396>>4847443>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan>>4847117>>4847435>>4847443>>4847570>>4847585>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)>>4847117>>4847295>>4847750>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)>>4847117>>4847295>>4847616>>4847750>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.>>4847117>>4847123>>4847145>>4847295>>4847435>>4847443>>4847585>>4847616
error: too many lines? I've never seen that before.>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.>>4847123>>4847443>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo >>4847123>>4847145>>4847750>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back>>4847123>Character Sheet Creation: Saver>>4847145>>4847616>Character Sheet Creation: Beast>>4847145>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!>>4847155>>4847570>>4847616>>4847750>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.>>4847295>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!>>4847295>>4847435>>4847585>Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.>>4847396>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!>>4847396>>4847435>>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!>>4847396>>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.>>4847396>>4847570>>4847585>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!>>4847435>Sharing Tables>>4847443>>4847585>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo>>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park.">>4847475 (1 post id, exact same vote)>>4847506 (1 post id, exact same vote)>Apotheosis Dojo: It's OK! Even Gods make mistakes!>>4847616This was a pain. It's very possible I made a mistake. How the fuck did you keep doing this for the timeskip votes?
>>4847759Why do you think I started counting replies like>>4847759>>4847759>>4847759>>4847759?
>>4847761I never really thought about it.
oops i dropped this sketchhttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461214540198051842/849362307465478164/you_know_what_this_is.JPG
>>4847759We're different people though i don't know why your singling me out as a one post id.
>>4847840>now even the art is voreUhm.Well, the art is nice so good job? Even if i don't like vore.
>>4847840Fully expected.>>4847853It is his second vore art.
>just nowilyafren-dono-senpaitachi...i only started drawing because the stuff i was seeing on the /d/ vore threads wasn't quite hitting the subjects i wanted. that was...2 years ago now?>>4847866second of things directly related to this thread
>>4847840No drawfren, why?>>4847850Extremely suspicious vote, I marked it so so WhatIs would see it and do what he wants with it.
>>4847840Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>>4847877Its fine, the art is good and i seem very worse things, this just isnt my fetish so i just get confused.But good job.
>>4847840Very Good executionDisturbing subject matterDrawfren pls get well that you may soon create more of less controversial artworks
>>4847883>Extremely suspicious voteI literally just jumped in to vote what I thought was the better option. But accuse me of samefagging I guess?
>>4847840>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461214540198051842/849362307465478164/you_know_what_this_is.JPGBased vore anon
Oh and why do people even care about 1 post id's if this is technically a side story thread and a new one at that below 500 posts?
>>4847965Muh vote matters is why and I’d bet the people complaining about it would samefag if given the chance
>>4847965I think it was due to the last vote being samefagged. Though i do agree there's no need to point out 1 post ids this early into the thread unless qm asks for it or the 1 post ids posts are the same and right after one another.
>>4847983>or the 1 post ids posts are the same and right after one anotherYep, that was the case with them.
>>4847983I just read and don't really pay attention to anything that isn't a vote currently going on. What vote was samefagged in the Carnival story of all things?
>>4847991A lot of them were actually.I guess it's easier for people to justify samefagging on a fluff vote.
>>4848007I just want Aya x Gil to get more screentime honestly. Ayaka is just as much of a protagonist as Shirou and she basically disappeared until this feast arc. I feel bad for Shiki too since I'm curious about how he's doing with Aoko.
>>4848011Shiki is more of a "after HGW" type protagonist, also Ayaka will have her time when Arthur sees her
>>4848011I'm quite curious of what happened in the date so i also voted for that.
"We're sorry, due to the state of emergency, no lines are currently running, we thank you for your understanding." An emotionless voice came from the opposite end of the line, informing you of the lack of service, and you click your tongue in frustration as you throw the phone handset back at the console with enough force to shatter the cheap piece of plastic. That at least satisfies you a bit, causing you to smirk at the damage you'd managed to cause, you'd been vindicated at having to deal with this ridiculous world. "Damn it! I thought this was Japan! What the hell is the point of having phone booths if the service is this shitty!?" You yell at the now destroyed receiver, before a gust of wind draws your attention to somebody standing down the road, a white haired little girl wearing a school uniform stares at you from a distance, before you blink, and she's gone. "...Illya?" No, it was just your eyes playing tricks on you. You rub your temple in frustration. There's definitely something wrong with this world, and you're already well aware of just what it is. Damn Crossover isekai...You look down at the picture of the woman that had been sent to you in the mail telling you to come to this place and wait to be picked up, and you shake your head. "I'm not just going to wait around forever in order to be picked up, I'm going to find a shelter, there's a state of emergency right now!" Just as you say that, a great noise draws your attention, and you can see multiple helicopters flying away in the distance, being pursued by some... ginormous alien looking woman? Wait a minute, it's clear to you now! This... This is... what sort of a weird crossover is this?! Why is Sefar attacking?!You jump backwards in surprise as dozens of huge explosions from missiles crash into the velber and send it stumbling backwards for a moment before it rapidly recovers and sends a beam of rainbow colored energy towards one of the helicopters, destroying it instantly and sending the wreck crashing to the ground just a couple hundred meters away from you! You don't panic though, and instead take a deep breath. You didn't recognize the woman on the photograph, so it's quite clear that everyone has been switched to a Fate character somehow... Including the angels! You're not worried for one reason and one reason alone, as just a few seconds after the giant woman brings a foot down to crush the wreckage of the helicopter, the noise of tyres screeching to a halt notifies you to the arrival of whoever is replacing Misato.
The door opens, and you see the woman from the photograph. "Scheisse! I'm late! Shinji, get in quick!" The woman has an authoritative tone in her voice as she tells you to hurry up and get in the car, and you do so. You can see a little tag on her uniform that has her full name and rank on it. 'Captain Monica Eisennman' too. Out of the window of the car, you can see the modern weaponry completely failing to do anything at all to Sefar. Those damn fools, don't they have any idea what the hell that they're dealing with? They aren't using nearly enough firepower to harm Sefar at this level of her growth! She needs to be destroyed before she can get any more powerful than she already is, and they need to be attacking with at least some form of mystery too! Monica drives you a fair distance from the battle before the two of you come to a stop on a cliff overlooking the city. She's looking at the raging battle with a pair of binoculars, and you sigh. "Monica-san, they're going to use an N2 mine, so we should probably take cover." She looks at you in surprise for a moment before the helicopters all back off from the velber at the same time. She grabs you and forces you to take cover as a huge explosion goes off in the distance, the shockwave of the ginormous explosion should cause the car to be blown away, but instead, it seems to have almost... locked itself in place somehow? This certainly isn't how you remember this going in Evangelion...The shockwave clears, and the car is completely fine, before long, you're traveling on the road again, you should be heading towards the NERV HQ right about now, but... what awaits you there is anybodies guess... All you can tell right now is that you for some reason have been isekai'd into the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion, but with characters from the Nasuverse running about. You... might be hallucinating."Yes, he's perfectly fine. Can you hurry up and get the transport prepared? I volunteered to pick him up, so I have a duty to make sure he reaches HQ in one piece!" She hangs up on the person on the other end of the phone. The car took a remarkably small amount of damage from the nuclear strike equivalent attack, almost as if it were shielded from it somehow. You aren't questioning just how the two of you got so lucky, but you aren't going to complain. She's... probably a magus?Seeing as she didn't have to steal batteries in order to get the car running, you don't really know what to talk to the woman about as she drives you the rest of the way to the CHALDEA train carriage, so you just tap the window while you wait. This is a strange world. CHALDEA instead of NERV, huh?"Monica... Are we going to see my father?""Your father...? No, your grandfather is the one in charge of CHALDEA, remember?" Oh no, that's much worse.
Outside of your window, you can see the underground base of CHALDEA, and you're still impressed by it, even though you knew what to expect based on your memories of the anime, you're still left speechless."Welcome to CHALDEA, Shinji.">>>SkipMonica sighs. "I could've sworn that this was the right way!" The two of you were walking along a conveyor belt that seemed to have malfunctioned, and Monica sighs. "This damn things never work around me! She keeps looking at a map while you read a book she gave you about CHALDEA. "I wonder where Touko is right now..." Touko!? That's a name you know! Guess she's replaced Ritsuko... because of course she has."Well, at least we aren't walking back on ourselves." Thanks to the malfunctions seeming to follow you wherever you go, you manage to trace your pathAfter some more wandering around, you eventually end up approaching a elevator, which opens up in front of the two of you. You and Monica are both visibly stunned by the appearance of the glasses wearing woman, who has a frown on her face and a cigarette sticking out of her mouth. "Why are you wasting my time, Captain? I'm a busy woman, and we're short on both time and manpower. Couldn't you have gotten anybody else to do this?" She sighs as she looks at you. "So, is this the boy?""Right! According to LAPLACE's report, this boy is the Third Child!" Monica happily reveals."It's a pleasure to meet you." "It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Touko-san." You smile at the woman. "He's quite the young charmer, isn't he?" Monica shrugs. Just because you're in the body of Shinji Matou, and you've taken Shinji Ikari's place, you aren't going to act like a rude autist.>>>SkipThe women are blathering about technobabble that doesn't really matter, and you continue traveling through the facility. Eventually, you end up walking through a pitch black room, the lights turning on after a few seconds of walking and you find yourself face to face with a huge robot! You aren't shocked at it at all though, and instead smirk. This isn't just any robot, this is Ares! "Interesting, a giant robot." You don't really let much emotion slip into your voice, and you close the book "Nothing about that thing in this, is there? Can you tell me about it?""This is man's ultimate fighting machine. The divine lifeform known as ΘΕΟΣ Unit 01. Kept here in secret. It is mankind's last hope.""Is this my... grandfather's work?""Correct!" You up, expecting to see a shrivelled old prune of a man, only to see a man in his prime, Zolgen Makiri?! Or you suppose he goes by Matou here... "It's been a while, grandson." "Grandfather..." You look up at the man, you don't even know what you're supposed to be feeling here. Seriously, is he evil here? Or what? You suppose that Gendo is a prick, and Zolgen is a prick, so it might just be the case that Zolgen here is a double prick.
"Prepare to move out." Zolgen states calmly, and Monica looks shocked as she looks up at the man."Wait just a second! What do you mean by prepare to move out?! Unit 0 is still in cryostasis!" She then gasps. "Wait a minute! You can't mean... you're planning on using Unit 1?!"There's no other choice." Touko states coldly."But wait! Illya can't do it yet, can she? We don't have a pilot!" Monica cries out."...We just received another." Touko hesitates for a moment before speaking again."You're serious?""Shinji Matou. You will pilot it." You don't have much of a response, but you at least avoid sounding surprised."B-but even Illyasviel von Einzbern took six months to properly synchronize!" Monica protests "It's impossible for him to do it, he only just arrived!""He just has to sit in the seat. We don't expect anything other than that.""B-but!""Listen, defeating that Velber is our ultimate priority, so long as we have somebody who has a chance at synchronizing with ΘΕΟΣ, we have to take that risk, do you understand that?" Touko scolds Monica, and the woman grits her teeth in annoyance."Yes ma'am." She is forced to relent.You sigh in annoyance. "Just let me get in the fucking robot already holy shit."https://youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM
>>4848061>"He's quite the young charmer, isn't he?" Monica shrugs. Just because you're in the body of Shinji Matou, and you've taken Shinji Ikari's place, you aren't going to act like a rude autist.kek>>4848065>Illya is Rei>Rei Ayanami is the clone of Gendo Ikari's wife who got melted to create his masterpieceHoly fuck, I just realized Evangelion copied Fate!Yes, I know when each came out.That was pretty fun to read. I wonder if Sakura exists in this timeline.
Rin is clearly Asuka, but who's Mari...
>>4848094Mari doesn't exist in this continuity.
Alan is Kaworu, Shirou is Toji..?
>>4848065good shitAlso illya piloting a giant robot is just funny.
>>4848120The Heracles unit, if you'd believe it.
Waver is Kozo
>>4848065>4kids openingI kek’d. Perfect choice WhatIs
>>4848117So, Alan will not fuck the world and let us kill him because he became gay to us?Interesting.Shiki is probably that guy with glasses that is toji's friend.who the fuck is sakura? lilith?
>>4848117Shirou is Kensuke
>>4848136I have no idea who it could possibly be. But I don't see how she could be Lilith. I think she probably doesn't exist in this timeline, Gendo only had one kid.
>>4848136Sakura Tiamat is Lilith
>>4848136Sakura is whoever the fuck Shinji ended up with in the latest film. I forget her name. Now who the fuck will Ramiel be?
>>4848144She independent manifestion'd to meet her Onii-chan on his robot adventure
>>4848145Mari, don't know if she fits Sakura tho, Mari is pretty extroverted and helped Shinji out of his shit
>>4848144That's a brand new universe, no Sakura Tiamat. It's just Sakura.>>4848147ok, that's actually plausible. But this is not her onii-chan
>>4848149Sakura Is the Clone of Illya
>>4848145Ramiel will be Loli altera on a Ramiel cosplay with the ability to span photon rays
>>4848065This was amazing
>>4848204/ss/ is the complete opposite of gay.Its just inverse lolicon
>>4848204explicitly heterosexual actually
>>4848204Basically a self insert for men, and a power fantasy for women.
>>4848201>be me>get isekai'd >immediately get molested by a dozen women Wack
>>4848215Women's power fantasy is molesting a child?
>>4848235>"What purer form of love, than one between a mother and her child?"- Unknown.
>>4848235That barely scratches the surface of the dark depths of female power fantasy.
All women desire rape
>>4848261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62c7_zKoSV8The superior OPgachashit is cancer
>>4848261>Sion is actually in FGO>Still replace her with fucking Gilles of all peopleIt's like they didn't even try.
>>4848279But they don't. I thought you knew?And yeah, Gills replacing Sion was the worst part.
>>4848279It's really weird how they keep pushing Gilles, he’s in fucking Extella for some reason
>>4848293Is he a fan favorite for the nips? Unless its regarding the meme where every single quartz draw or free draw contains Saber Gilles? I had like ten copies of him at one point, and like 5 of Hector.
>>4848279On a side note, will you ever contemplate running a Evangelion quest? Weither it be a Isekai or a Normal one like the one TK runs?
>>4848308Maybe some day I might run Shinji Ikari isekai.
>>4848297I mean, he’s liked but there are other fan favorites that eclipses him, check FGO and see all the welfare servants, all of them are fan favorites
>>4848297He's a favorite of the writers.There's interviews where Nasu and Takeuchi gush about his VA's performance in Zero and his weird fish head.
>>4848308>>4848311Could you even do anything in NGE if you get isekai'd?
>>4848326Knowledge of Adam/Lilith, when and which Angels appear in order, countermeasures for each?
>>4848326Tell NERV to hire more armed guards.
>>4848279They are probably not wanting to spoil Part 2 (hence why Da Vinci isn’t a loli)
>>4848338Based. Just watched Eva and I heard that their defense budget was being decreased over the years. "They were probably planning this form the very beginning" - Guy defending HQ from Spec Ops forces.
>>4848326Yes, depending of at what point you get in you can do a lot of shit with information.
>>4848354Hell it depends on what point we are Isekai'd too. Baby shinji, or Shinji just arriving at Tokyo 3.
>>4848380Also just getting in the fucking robot and having knowledge of the angels and shit helps a shitlot and would stop shit like rei dying, asuka getting mind raped and toji almost dying.
After you passed out, your eyes open again, and you see a woman with brown hair and a t-shirt and jeans looking down at you while you lay on a sofa in the house's living room. Monica, going by Shinji's memories, a woman hired by the Matou to keep watch over you for the duration of the Fourth War. Some kind of spellcaster maybe? Or just a completely mundane babysitter? You can't really tell. Though with the way the woman is looking at you warmly as you lie on the sofa, you can't help but feel like she's far more compassionate than her appearance would lead you to believe. She only looks to be about 22 years old, her eyes are filled with concern and compassion, for some reason. It just doesn't add up with Shinji's memories about her... she should be a cold woman, right?"Are you OK, Shinji?" Her voice is soft as she asks you if you're fine. "You didn't hurt yourself too badly, did you?" The woman is examining you closely, as if trying to find any trace of an injury."N-no, Monica-san. I'm fine." You say as cutely as you can, and the woman blushes, for some reason. Not really the sort of reaction you'd have expected from a grown woman when a boy the age of eight is acting cute around here, but whatever. Suddenly, the doorbell rings, and Monica looks surprised, and then... alarmed?"It's good that you're fine, Shinji, but I need to go and get this, so just sit tight, alright?" The woman gives you a warm smile, before heading off to open the door. You're left pondering your new situation for a moment as you listen to what's going on at the door to the house, overhearing even without trying to."Sorry, no solicitors." Monica slams the door almost immediately, before a loud crashing noise alerts you to a great danger! You race towards the door to see what's going on, only to see... Wait a second. Standing in the destroyed doorway in silver and red plate armor is... Mordred, the Knight of Betrayal?! "I found you, Advisor! Heed not the words of this woman, for she intends to claim you for herself!" She has her sword drawn and pointed at Monica, who despite being stared down by a Servant, doesn't look all that concerned. The destruction already done to the house allows you to see something in a now opened closet, or rather someone. A perfect copy of Monica, bound and tied with rope with a gag over her mouth... What the fuck?"Damn, I wasn't expecting you'd be able to track me down so quickly." Monica shakes her head, as a terrifying amount of lightning begins to crackle around her. "Sorry, but unfortunately for you, I have no intention of giving up my little brother to you so you can play pretend king and queen with each other, so I'll have you leave now." With that, dozens of massive lightning bolts materialize out of nowhere, directed at Mordred! Even with the speed of a Servant, that's not something that can be dodged! You had no idea that Monica was so powerful!
You can see that Mordred has just been completely evaporated by Monica's attack, as expected. Even for a Servant, something like that would be impossible to either dodge or survive! Then you feel a soft hand lift you by your collar with one hand before you are cradled against warm skin. "Come on, advisor, let's get out of here." You look up at the woman in surprise, shocked at both her survival and her decision to take her armor off to make being carried less of an uncomfortable experience for you! Wait a second... advisor? What does that mean?Before you can question her about anything, Mordred suddenly jumps forwards and everything is suddenly different. Instead of a house, you now find yourself in a forested grove, nearby you can hear the trickling water of a stream, and Mordred pants in exertion. "Whew... These time jumps really take it out of me!" She huffs and puffs as she uses a sword to cut down a tree in a single slash... wait a second, is that Caliburn?! The tree falls to the ground, and soon enough you find yourself being put on the tree stump that now stands in memory of the once mighty oak. Mordred looks at you with a smile. "Advisor, this is going to sound strange, because you're still a kid, so..." Suddenly, Mordred stops as she seems to have a bright idea, before almost as if time skips, she is replaced by a younger version of herself. No fanfare or even transition. She's just younger now. "There! Now I'm a kid too! So I can tell you that in the future, you end up making me the King of Britain as well as Time, and you're my personal advisor!" "Where... are we now, Mordred?" You ask the small girl, who gives you a confident smirk. Did she say king 'of Time?' What the hell?! What the hell has your older self done!? Why are you having to deal with his mistakes anyway? God damn it! You don't like him already! Wait... if he's your future self, doesn't that mean he's already gone through all of this himself? You don't really know."Camelot, of course. Where else would we be? Shifting locations during time travel is a little more difficult than just remaining motionless, but if it's a short distance, I can manage it." The girl explains her powers to you a little, and you're more shocked than anything else. Did she just freely travel through time?! It's only now just dawning on you how excessively ridiculous that is, but you can't even catch your breath for long, as before long..."I found you! You can't hide from me!" Wait a minute that's not Monica's voice, that's...!
"Damn it, Sakura?! I should've known!" Mordred points her sword in the direction of the voice, and out of the shadows steps Sakura. Your sister. You'd lament her tragic fate, but you don't really know if there's much point in you doing that right now, she's clearly not the helpless little girl you were expecting to need saving. This is the future version of Sakura, and not somebody you have any information on at all! Her horns look familiar, but you have no idea how she managed to infiltrate the past! "Whatever, you can't beat me no more than I can beat you, so there's no point in us even fighting. I got my advisor first, that's how it works!" The king crosses her arms, and Sakura laughs at her act."Is that what you think? I'll remind you just who he gave his first too, Mordred." With that, you feel yourself being entangled by dozens of ribbons which drag you down into a portal in the floor. Mordred is quick to react, quicker than you thought possible, going to grab your arm with impossible speed, but a ribbon tied around her ankle as the two spoke launches her towards the trees. You are rapidly pulled the rest of the way into the portal, before coming out of another portal right in front of Sakura, who quickly has you untangled by the ribbons and picks you up, hugging you tight against her chest. "S-Sakura, what's going on?""Don't worry, Onii-chan! I'm here to protect the natural flow of time! The easiest way to do so... would I guess be to take you back to your normal time, in order to watch over you and send anybody who attempts to interfere with your life back to their own time period!" Sakura says with a determined expression, the girl having abruptly declared herself some sort of guardian of time. You don't really get any of this, but you aren't going to argue with the girl. Definitely not. "Now take my hand, and let's get you home!" Sakura smiles at you, and you're left thinking. Wouldn't here presence in this time alter the future anyway...? You decide it's not worth worrying about, as you take the girls hand in order to return to the future.
>>4848434brotherzoned, not that it stopped him
>>4848452Siblingzoning doesn't really mean that much for a guy that fucks his sister.
>>4848439AHAHAHAHA. Not even the Sovereign of Time can stand in her way! Sakura wins!Forever
This was much less rapey than I expected
>>4848452Sakura is currently carrying her brother's children right now
>>4848478wait till part 2
>>4848478We actually have mods now, go ask the autist running Joffrey quest.
>>4848489Shinji isn't her stepbrother
>>4848496She was literally adopted anon.
Godzilla and manaka when?
>>4848494Next month is gonna be neat
>>4848496Tragically, the incest in this quest isn't even slightly blood related. Except for Tiamat.
>>4848496Whatever floats your boat anon.
>>4848500That's adopted brother anon, step sibling means siblings cause one of your parents married someone with kids unrelated to you
>>4848503Shinji's like the least blood related thing to Tiamat besides the other Outer Gods, so it's quite mild
>>4848508Our grandfather didnt adopt us, He adopted Sakura to infest with wormy
>>4848509He is physically descended from Tiamat, as he has the body of a human rather than an alien lifeform or extradimensional creature.
>>4848517his body is Truth
>>4848517His circuits aren't from this world, they're FRESH
>>4848520I personally enjoy the theory that canon Shinji always had an extra set of mutant circuits but never found them due to getting pissy about the shitty ones on the surface and never looking again.
>>4848530I highly doubt it, Zouken would make sure to check
>>4848537He didn't in this quest.
>>4848548Circuits are checked at birth.That's why your mom was already fed to worms.
>>4848549Is it possible to save her?
>>4848554Is it possible to save a very dead woman? Probably not
>>4848500Thinking of it as full blood related incest is hotter.I want to see morgan's and saber's reaction when Sakura tells everyone we put various children in her.
>>4848559>>4848563We probably could we time travel? Just remove her just before she dies so it does not make a difference for the people at the time.If we can do it i would want to do it with Kariya.
>>4848568Morgan's probably mad Mordred didn't get in there first
>>4848569Seems like the best way to save her. Then we can show her our children and wives!
>>4848599don't pretend anon won't try and fuck her too
>>4848612Im not pretending. I just want her to be a happy mother and grandma.
>>4848614her little boy is now being passed around for the pleasure of older women
>>4848632"what a nice family you have shinji-kun. I'm proud of you!">tfw your son is a god and you cant fuck him due to his harem
>>4848647what do we even know of shinji's mother
>>4848649that he had one, presumably
>>4848649from a 3rd rate magus family that was meant to have a child that has magic circuits, Shinji was a genetic dead end tho so Zouken sperged out and threw her in the pit
>>4848650>>4848654I meant personality, is she the average magus mother?
>>4848661>The unnamed mother of Shinji Matou was the spouse of Byakuya Matou of the Matou family. Shinji mentions that she was a Carrier (キャリアー?) of some sort. The trait was nothing special like the God's Holder Carriers, so Zouken simply referred to her as "the daughter of 'a random third-rate magus'." Shinji, believing women are unneeded within the Matou household, thinks his mother became "useless" after giving birth. He believes he could find "what used to be his mother" in the worm pit in the basement of the household, but holds little regard for her due to his resentment for having been born with a lack of magical ability.
"Papa! Papa!" Betty and Abby ran up to you, both having beaming smiles on their adorable little faces. You return their smile with one of your own, and kneel down to look at them on their level."What's up, girls?" You ask them what they're after. You're more than happy to give them whatever they ask you for normally, but today, it feels like they've come to you for another reason than to ask you for something. Abby suddenly thrusts her arms out, showing a black cat to you. "A kind man showed up and gave me and Betty a new friend! The man didn't seem dangerous though, so Betty didn't do her... you know..." Abby always seemed to look a bit awkward when she started to talk about violence. She didn't like it at all, and unlike the Abigail Williams that you knew as the one summoned to Chaldea, this one is an entirely normal girl... Or at least personality wise she is. There's nothing that could be construed as a mental problem, and there are certainly no Outer Gods living in her head."The sphere thing?" You say with a smirk. You had taught the girl to defend herself and her sister well from dangerous men, and after reading in the morning newspaper about a car that had somehow been crushed to a perfect sphere while a man was still inside of it, you couldn't help but laugh like a madman. The girls tried to keep it a secret from you, but the two were pleasantly surprised when you took them out for ice cream when you told them you knew, and that they did a wonderful thing. Seriously, it's not like every little girl on the street has the power of a cosmic supreme being on their side, so it's an excellent thing that the man Betty crushed was unlucky enough to come across her and Abigail.You focus on the situation at hand though, and turn your attention back to the cat, which mewls happily as it's held out to you. You take the cat off of Abigail and look at it. It's no more than a kitten really, but something about it seems to be... uncertain. "So, who did you say gave you this cat, Abigail, and does it have a name?" You ask your daughter, and she smiles happily at you again."The man didn't say his name but he told me the name of our new cat! His name is Ni-">>>Skip
Betty, Abby and Alítheia were on the way to town together, while Tetsuka and Ourobora remained at home. It was rare for Alítheia to come with the two of them, and while the sisters all loved each other dearly, Alítheia was pampered just a little too much by her two mothers sometimes, and the girls sometimes felt jealous about it. While papa always gave the two of them anything they asked him for, they still had to share him with all of their other siblings.The girls had been walking through town for a while, having been asked by their father to go and buy some enerloop batteries, specifically, of all things. So the three were heading towards a shop that sold them. Just before they could head inside the department store though, the ringing of an alarm sounded out, and three men armed with pistols and with a sack full of cash thrown over their shoulders raced out of Fuyuki Bank! At this very moment, a great deal of police showed up to block the exits, and the bankrobbers panicked! One of the quaking men grabbed hold of Abigail and pointed a gun against her head. "Alright, let us all go now, or the girl gets it!" He was panicking, irrational, this would never work, and the sharpshooter would end his life the moment they got a clear shot. But... the sharpshooter wasn't necessary. In fact, the cat Abigail was holding in her hands still was more than enough to deal with him. It crawled out of her arms, climbed to her shoulder, and looked the man in the eyes. The man's eyes immediately glazed over as the cat looked at him, and silence reigned. The man didn't move a single inch for over a minute and even his own co-conspirators were nervous! Each of the men having opted to take their own hostages looked at the man roughly holding the little girl in concern at the fact. Betty and Alítheia were more bored than anything else, they knew that Abby wasn't in any real danger. Their father had made sure to give Abby the best defensive charms he could, so even if she wasn't a Servant, she was just as durable as one. A bullet wouldn't even pierce her skin.Suddenly, the cat moved back into Abby's hands, and light returned to the man's eyes, though they were crazed now."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! IS THAT A TENTACLE?! NO! SAVE ME!" The man immediately pulled his gun away from Abby's head and took aim at one of his co-conspirators, taking perfect aim and blowing a hole through the guy's head. "NO I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He proceeded to aim his gun at the second man, who barely even got a chance to be confused before a bullet ripped through his forehead as well. "NIGGERMAN! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The robber screamed before placing the gun against his head and blowing his own brains out.The three girls just looked at each other, and then at their new cat. Papa wasn't to be told about this.
>>4848675>It was rare for Alítheia to come with the two of themis she gonna become a NEET bros?
>>4848684Her Mum!Aunt Vrita is going to help her practice making games for humans to overcome
We do know the name of the 2 cats summer abby has, funny enough.
>>4848684She's a dragon, it's her biological imperative to be a lazy neet.
>>4848703Ours wears more clothes
>>4848712I find it funny how reddit and some people reacted to summer abby because of her clothes, it isnt even the worse i ever seem in a real beach, its hilarious.
>>4848746pretty sure even official art is now banned on leddit because of their crackdownsOUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ADVERTISERS
>>4848753Yeah, the reddit admins forced the sub to ban that, its retarded.That website is dumb and cursed.And the best part is that its a more political website than this one.
Going to bed.Will finish and post Gojira in the morning, then we can get back into the feast.
>>4848938>>4848940>>4848941>>4848949>>4848949>>4848953Bros....what did he mean by this.
>>4848959He meant Manaka.
Take this Manaka and stop anon.
>>4848982 Manaka MAnaka MaNaka ManAka ManaKa ManakA
>>4848914muh billyI'll just have to hope for next time I guess
>>4848649We don't even know her name. I had thought of maybe naming a daughter after her but she's not even important enough to have a name.>>4848673I can't wait for us teaching Betty the sphere thing for real.>>4848675That lazy dragon. And>Alítheia was pampered just a little too much by her two mothers sometimes, and the girls sometimes felt jealous about itI HATE that half the daughters don't have a mother because of the harem. If we had a single wife she would be their mother by default, but that's not how this works now.Fun cat though.
>>4848959>>4848961What were the deleted posts? Did someone try to get us nuked?
>>4849219Every single NPC has a name we just don't bother to look them up in character.The same is true for Shinji's mother. There's got to be register somewhere.
>>4849228Anon just spammed the word Manaka over and over.
>>4849219Even if we only had one wife, they’d always pamper the child that's biologically there's
>>4849236 I'm gonna just skip to the inevitable and say there are few problems that can't be solved with consentual truth gene editing.
>>4848439>"Hello, officer, I am getting groomed by older woman.">>4848675Nice cat.
Gojira almost done, but caging self now.
For anyone still holding out hope for Awakening Redux, picrel is from thread 1 of this Quest when he was failing at being anon as he always does. He literally admitted he loves pretentious drama and he hates fun. HE HATES FUN! Who the fuck hates fun?And I had forgotten, but that FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT planned from the beginning to have Sakura hopelessly fall for us, cuck her with Illya and HAVE HER GO DARK SAKURA WHILE STILL HOPELESSLY PINING FOR US. He literally said Dark Sakura would be a strong ally that we needed to have. If Monica hadn't destroyed the Matou home, I'm sure he'd call for us to KEEP THROWING SAKURA TO THE WORMS so she could become stronger.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAvorefren, I love you. No homo.
>>4849365Yeah, I can confirm that this was Sweets.That's the anon who only ever called me "What"Most other people called me WhatIsIt was one of the easy tells.Fuck.What a gigafaggot.This is why Awakening went the way it did, isn't it?It was all pretentious dramabait by a pedophile who hated fun.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKHow the fuck can you hate Carnival Phantasm?
>>4849365He did succeed at making you go Dark Sakura though.>"I hate fun"AAaAAAaaAAAAAaaaaAAaA indeed.
>>4849372He really fucking did. How the fuck can one man inspire so much hatred? It really is a talent.I wish he shows up his ratty little face here again, I want to yell at him some more.Sweets! I know you're reading! Show yourself you cowardly little weaselfaggot!
>>4849365What a fucking nigger.Did QM know this all along?
>>4849371Oh I guess he did.How did you withhold your seethe???
>>4849371>How the fuck can you hate Carnival Phantasm?I dislike what Carnival Phantasm did with Sakura, but the rest of it is still solid fun. What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>4849376He did got some suffering he wanted.With a lot of extra kneeling added to it.Courtesy of Vorechad.
>>4849388I can't even bend my mind around this.How can you hate Zero?Or Carnival Phantasm?Or FUN???
>>4849391Nothing will ever beat Sakura making pedorich kneel to protect her husband and her family. Nothing!And that FUCKER Sweets literally said that Sakura's upbringing meant she didn't really care about her family!
>>4849394I don't know anon. He's a pretentious little faggot and a sick fuck, and I don't understand what the fuck made him his way.
>>4849395Who reads Fate/Stay Night and takes "it's all sufferporn and only sufferporn" From it?What sort of take even is that?
>>4849397I just noticed>Darl
>>4849401I'm pretty sure he just skipped all scenes that didn't have Illya in them. He knew so little about F/SN that it doesn't make sense if he did play it all.
>>4849401How can you read Fate and reject fun?I don't get this at all.Who the fuck like pretentious drama?Specifically pretentious drama?What a pretentious cunt.
>>4849410Fuck you nigger, I'm seething. Can't expect me to spell too!
>>4849414Can't wait for interacting with awakened Eresh.And the amount of cockblocking we'll inflict on her until she cheers the broken Rin up to the point where being near us won't be like torture to her.
>>4849422>she cheers the broken RinThe most difficult part is the Broken Rin's own attitude, I have no idea how long that would theoretically take with what we've seen.
>>4849405>>4849409>>4849410>informal Australian, New Zealand>short for darling (as a form of address)>>4849422She is sitting at Elemental Table, I think. It should be our next destination.
All along Sweets was planning on trying to turn Shinji Isekai into miseryporn just like his turd of a quest wasn't he?What a shitwad.Glad his quest died.
>>4849426ye, I think the booze needs to marinate a bit so a few can get sufficiently drunk first before we visit them. I'd move them near last for best effect maybe
>>4849428I don't think it's any wonder why WhatIs hates Sweets now.The fucking sub-human.
>>4849425It won't be anytime soon, that's for sure. Perhaps not ever.>>4849426We should go to the kids first, make sure they're having fun.>>4849428Yes he did, that fucking twat. Miseryporn for everyone, including Illya who he planned to waifu.>>4849431I'd agree booze last, yeah.>>4849435It's impressive that he was able to keep this hatred hidden for so long.
>>4849438hidden?Kids might be good to move to actually, Miyako is a complete newcomer as is Len, probably worth introducing them
>>4849428>"Please don`t kill Alberich and dunk on Awakening! I will do Redux! I promise!"We sure got ending for Awakening out of him showing up to tell this time after time.>>4849431>>4849438We still have a chance of Vritra just grabbing us after we voice the promise to her too in the next story update.That would be an interesting surprise option.
>>4849438>Perhaps not ever.I do think it may be best to just let her rest in some kind of sleep-state as to her soul if it looks like nothings changing. Though this whole setup is against her wishes, in that she still exists.
>>4849440He was polite to Sweets when he showed up to shill Redux. As were most other anons.>>4849441I doubt Vritra would do that. Remember what her reaction to the Kiss of True Love was?
>>4849443That would be the same as killing her. Eresh wouldn't want that. She cares for the souls in her care. I think broken Rin will slowly get better with Eresh's help, I just don't think she'll ever be able to stand being near us, much less get physical. Some wounds are too deep to ever heal fully.
>>4849446>Some wounds are too deep to ever heal fully.I think either the Rejuvenation Afterlife can heal that, or it basically doesn't function as a rejuvenation afterlife should. She won't be close to the only soul who would partake of those functions. The main deal with that is to heal mental and spiritual "wounds" too.
>>4849444He should have called him out on his shit and then told him to kill himself.
>>4849443I think Eresh with her new powers have a good chance at helping her.But we just have to see how it will go. And have a talk with Broken Rin after she open up again.>>4849444A less entertaining but much more realistic option. Unless she will draw from her Obstacle powers to have a bit of friendly competition with other girls.
>>4849450Shinji raped her sister anon. Repeatedly, for years. And then she killed her sister who snapped due to that rape. She blames him for doing it, she blames herself for not realizing sooner. It is naive to magically expect her to get over it just so we can collect and coom in another pokemon. Our face will always remind her of the rapist, and that won't change easily, if ever.>>4849454I really doubt Broken Rin will be receptive to a talk from us. Talk-no-jutsu can't fix everything, and we might even make things worse by trying.
Reading through his antics on thread 1 now.Not only does he fundamentally not understand Fate.He also fundamentally fails to understand the idea of an Isekai meta-knowledge story.Those poor Awakening players.
>>4849454>But we just have to see how it will go.My thinking is that since afterlives like Kur only hold souls, if it can't heal spiritual wounds, which includes anything to do with the Psyche as an aspect held in the soul, then what does it actually do? Also, I am like 70% sure Broken Rin won't open up of her own accord if she can stay like that. She asked to be blended spiritually, we just didn't do what she asked because...I guess we thought she was too distraught to think clearly and pity? I don't remember the discussion.
>>4849456>Our face will always remind her of the rapist, and that won't change easily, if ever.If it can't heal spiritual wounds, which holds all information of a person, what does it do again? Spiritual wounds would include that, I would argue. But I am also absolutely sure this is another issue we won't see eye to eye on.
>>4849459That's mindrape my dude.
>>4849458Because we don't kill people, even if they ask for it. Eresh will be able to help her, we should just leave well enough alone.>>4849459What do you think "healing spirutual wounds" does, texture anon? Edit the code in her head so she's magically ok with the rapist of her sister? Make her forget everything that caused her trauma? It doesn't work that way. She needs time, Eresh's counsel, and even so some wounds never heal completely.>>4849460Apparently?
>>4849460I thought dealing with souls implicitly meant that anyway, honestly, except in cases like Materialization and doesn't look at any individual "piece" of it. "Healing" them also includes that, in my mind?
We should ask Medusa if we can look for loli Dryads in her head.
>>4849467I thought concepting Salter with "Hope" as an externality was already basically mindfuck, if benevolent, but since that went through with no seeming negative reaction and only had good effects and reception?
>>4849456>>4849458Dealing with Broken Rin will be part of Kur set up plot since she is hosting Eresh. We can try to nudge her to interact and see better world with no life and death situation might help her do that on her own. Or we can make her play with children to try and get her to open up.>>4849468>"Hey, loli dryad and manticore, do you want out and go on adventure with us to fuck up that one asshole in other timeline? You never met him but it will totaly worth it."
>>4849470The skill description means people can choose to reject said hope so it's not mindrape. It just reconnected her to her fae roots because Excalibur is made of hope so it washed the taint away. She wasn't a real person anyway, 2 week old clone made of some residual memories in the grail as Artoria was really just passing through
>>4849470I think it is gray area.We were already warned to not use Nero`s sippy cup on everyone.
>>4849473>The skill description means people can choose to reject said hope so it's not mindrapePeople can reject her ability, I don't think she was capable of rejecting Truth'd Hope injected straight into her spiritual core. >She wasn't a real person anyway,I guess? Did she have a Spiritual Core and Saint Graph?
>>4849477she had all of humanity's seethe and cope and an angery dragon?
>>4849479I guess she had to have, considering she had her abilities and NP?
>>4849484when we fondle'd Mo's insides WhatIs iterated that SAlter was only a 2 week old existence which is why the dragon was her core. She was literally a non person that we kinda gave proper form too at the time. She would have had a fresh Saint Graph as a base but she was aware none of the memories were real, it was all the reflection of the life she was based on. Is giving a child direction mindrape?
>>4849484Yes, it was mindrape and there was literally nothing wrong with it.The same as with Vritra.They were both basically condemned to be miserable for their entire existence and no amount of self improvement or pulling themselves up by the bootstraps (physical impossibility if you don't implicitly rely on something else for support anyway) would have helped them.It was that or destroying them entirely.
>>4849486>Is giving a child direction mindrape?That's a good question in this instance, since its direction injected straight into your absolute center and will be the unshakable pillar of your life and spiritual structure from thereon.Is designing a person around a concept and creating them to like it mindrape? Homunculus and robot questions.
>>4849487I am not saying it wasn't a good thing, it just meant that in my mind it set a precedent.
>>4849491Specifically in this instance that spiritual Rejuvenation as an alternative to forgetting your past life in my mind implied well. . .
>>4849486I think argument could be that any sort of interaction is mindrape if you stretch the logic far enough.It's just more obvious with magical bullshit powers. Less so with physical modifications to brain, or deliberate indoctrination down to gaslighting or everyday domestic manipulation but can be extended all the way to simply being observed by the other party.
>>4849491Both Vritra and SAlter weren't full persons. They were created wrong, they were missing something for their entire existence, and we gave it to them in the only way possible. Broken Rin IS a full person. She has been wounded and needs someone's help to glue the pieces back together, but no piece is missing. Magic bullshit to change the pieces so they are no longer broken very much is mindrape.
>>4849497They were full enough to have spiritual existences, which is full enough for me. They weren't beings one could enter into coexistence with, but that's a completely different problem.
We should summon Astolfo for Awakening and let him get revenge on Jobber for killing Roland.Reverse the absorption ritual and give Astolfo all of Jobbers powers too.Evil Sieg getting killed and absorbed by Astolfo, is perfect.
>>4849499So "has spiritual existence" is your only criteria? And who said anything about coexistence? They weren't happy with what they were missing, and they could never be happy in any other way.
>>4849504>Evil SiegSieg Alter.
>>4849506So no problem with us summoning the trap to kill him with?I like Astolfo
>>4849505>They weren't happy with what they were missing, and they could never be happy in any other way.Salter wasn't "missing" things conceptually like Vritra, so I'll talk about Vritra first.I think Vritra can definitively be said to be happier now and she would 100% agree, but I cannot say she was "unhappy" before, as the duality of happiness-unhappiness didn't exist for her at all if she was "missing" something like that, and if we asked her beforehand, I don't think she would say she was unhappy or lacked happiness.If making someone happier were the only criteria, then just mindfuck would be the objectively correct answer, which, well, I guess not?If we are theoretically "missing" a sense or emotion we've never had before, and upon gaining it we become "more in tune with that emotion", is that a bettering of our life? Maybe so, but I would say that 100% the same kind of mindfuck, just still benevolent. Vritra was not a human, but more like an embodied natural phenomenon, her own mode of existence was real enough to be complete in and of itself, so I take it as the same category of mindfuck.I actually don't know how complete Salter was, because I don't think we engaged in conversation. Usually Salter is actually a complete person, but this was probably a Manaka made being. Homunculi are also such, are they less complete?
>>4849504Suprised Astolfo hasn't been mentioned yet in this quest desu. I'd be all up for waifuing him, trap or not. Although I doubt others here share my opinion.
>>4849512Let's have Merlin turn his benin into a bagina then put a child inside him.>>4849508Oh and Alberich's shitty sword was just a stolen pallette swapped Durandal that Astolfo would totally steal and use against jobber in their fight when jobber dropped it by accident.
>>4849510A human is born blind. He does not understand what sight is, he has never known what sight might mean. If you ask him, he'll tell you he's happy and that he's not missing anything, but that's only because he doesn't know better. You can't miss what you've never had. Would it not be correct to give him a sense of sight, if possible?And same thing for Vritra. She was missing something. The whole "duality of happiness-unhapiness" didn't exist for her, as you said. She was not a whole person, and we made it so. We gave sight to the blind, nothing more, nothing less.>I actually don't know how complete Salter was, because I don't think we engaged in conversation. Usually Salter is actually a complete person, but this was probably a Manaka made being. Homunculi are also such, are they less complete?We know, texture anon. You may have forgotten but we know. This was not the SAlter we know from Heaven's Feel. It wasn't Artoria twisted to evil. It was a scuffed puppet that Manaka made from scratch, gave her Artoria's form, skills, and what few memories remained in the grail, and called it a day. The very first thing she told us when we concepted her was just that.
>>4849508Won`t be in the top of my list of options but it will be humiliating and he did ate his friend.>>4849512>>4849516If this and Castor thing happens girls will have a hard talk with Shinji.