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OH SHIT NIGGER. You're A SKELETON. On an ISLAND.

what do
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4904464
Put a lime in the coconut and shake it all up
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4904466
Are you sure you can win against such a powerful foe?
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Rolled 96, 6 = 102 (2d100)

>>4904467
the real final boss of the island, a lime in a coconut
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4904467
Sometimes you just gotta bust a nut
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>>4904469
>>4904470
You fools. You have made it even more powerful
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4904471
toss it into that convenient whale over there
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4904472
Roll 2d100 to toss
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Rolled 2, 82 = 84 (2d100)

>>4904478
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Rolled 14, 77 = 91 (2d100)

>>4904478
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>>4904480
Unfortunately you were never really good at throwing
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4904482
Stare at the ocean and wait for rescue from the others
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>>4904483
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4904488
What's that screaming from over there
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>>4904489
You hear loud screams of anguish and despair
"PLEASE! NO MORE!"

As if it's a result of being forced to listen to terrible fanfiction
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4904493
Tell those two lovebirds or something to shut up.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4904493
THATS ENOUGH, Camara pan to Shotasniffer
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4904493
"JUST KILL ME YOU MONSTER"
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>>4904497
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4904507
OH GOD SHE NOTICED US, RUN
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>>4904511
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4904513
continue writing as you step on anon
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904514
>>4904513
very important documents to write yes
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>>4904514
Oh no anon! I hope he's okay
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4904521
he's fine, just being crushed to death as shotasniffer unknowingly appeals to his fetish
hum the tune as you continue writing
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4904521
Shotasniffer looks down at anon with disgust
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4904521
How's that cookout going?
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>>4904526
With Luke manning the grill, things are going swimmingly.

As long as there's no...complications
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4904529
Complications like his brother dropping the spaghetti
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4904529
Spike the punch with some random drugs, For a funny prank.
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>>4904532
Yes, that's right Luke. Time to prank your siblings. It'll be epic
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4904536
NO LUKE NO! You're the chef! People are counting on you to make delicious food!
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>>4904536
Classic luke
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4904536
"Wait can skeletons even get high?"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4904536
>>4904537
Yeah, think of what Big Sis would do to you if she finds out
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4904536
WHAT? and break the grillers code of neutrality? NEVER
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>>4904541
That's right Luke! Do no listen to this devil! He seeks to lead you astray from the path of the grill! He is clearly a vegan
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4904542
"Wait, What if I spiked the punch with sausages?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4904542
devil, angel? I just want to grill for petes sake!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4904542
>>4904543
Both a funny prank AND within the griller's code
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>>4904543
And even, perhaps, replace the punch with gravy too
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904549
YES
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

SS big song will be the perfect time, everyone will be distracted. But by putting BEEs wax in our ears(?) we will be unaffected
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>>4904552
"I dunno guys, that sounds kinda retarded"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4904558
we could drug the gravy
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>>4904558
"No you"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4904558
nah bro it makes complete sense you just gotta think really hard about it
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4904558
"Yeah... We should mix the punch and the gravy together!"
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>>4904562
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4904568
Let's do it then
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4904568
Time to enact our prank.
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>>4904572
"Hey bro, got the punch, where should I put it?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4904594
next to me so that I can watch it
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>>4904625
"alright. Here you go."
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4904644
switch it with the bowl of gravy you put under the table for just such an occasion
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4904645
Roll 2d100 for seemingly no reason
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Rolled 146, 190 = 336 (2d200)

>>4904655
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Rolled 95, 37 = 132 (2d100)

>>4904655
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>>4904657
"Ey, whatcha doing over there? Need any help?"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4904664
Uh, not really, just taking some gravy for the barbecue
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>>4904665
"Oh then just tell me where to set it on the table. You got enough on your plate as is, having to cook for everyone. We ought to help out if possible"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4904667
Just put it next to the punch bowl and put labels on them so they're told apart
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>>4904671
"Okay. done! Lemme know if you need anything else"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904681
plan to change the labels
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>>4904683
Anyway, OP gotta go out for a bit now. Will be back in like. 5 hours. Probably.

updates b here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4904684
Luke! Change to the BROWN faction, the Unified Sausage Sizzling Reenactors. Not a knock off of anything, totally original faction!
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>>4904684
luke you have been standing there for 5 hours
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>>4904934
he's just patient
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4904936
Patient enough to get Ken in on the prank
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>>4904943
"Ey yo bro I'm just gonna pick up some snacks a----why are you looking at me like that"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4904948
that's some big spaghetti you have, would be a shame if it dropped due to you being socially awkward
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>>4904953
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4904955
Go to whale adventures with Olessa and jeanne
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>>4904962
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4904968
add anime music
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>>4904972
Insert your own weeb music here. I gotta bow out early, much apologizes, but something came up

Will continue tomorrow
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>>4904978
What is 4 breads
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>>4907132
4 breads is 4captchas because this new slider thing is breaking my balls
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>>4907136
Bring back picture captcha
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>>4907347
wow that weeb music is intense
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>>4907353
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4907355
go back to ship
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>>4907358
>ship

We return to Ivanov and the USSR pirate crew.

Currently donning their new official Shotasniffer approved uniforms
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4907368
"You sure we should allow Jeanne to play her anime music over the loudspeaker?"
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>>4907371
"She says it'll help Olessa with the whole whale fight thing"

"Do you really believe that?"

"No, but I dont wanna get my kneecaps shot"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4907380
she seems to be singing horribly
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>>4907384
"Why must everything hurt, brother"

"Not everyone can sing like Big Sis Shotasniffer. Juuuust....endure it. Please"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4907388
endure it until big sis takes the stage
though you don't really remember her singing, only that it was the most melodious for 3 seconds until you blacked out completely
the girls remember it differently as the most chaotic night of their lives
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>>4907396
"Man I hope she sings again, the last time it happened it was the best 3 seconds of my life. Before I blacked out"

"Yeah.....Wonder why the rest of our sisters refereed to it as the night of the Simps tho"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4907400
And why Bobby started screaming every time any mention is made of her voice from that point on, speaking of which, aren't supposed to find him and lock him up
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>>4907403
"intel says he's inside that whale"

"Ah so that's why Olessa's fighting it....I thought she just wanted to fish"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4907408
"YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME, WHALE, YOU WILL BE MINE"
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>>4907412
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4907417
man, this is the worst day in your life. first the yellow visitor gave you an upset stomach, then on your way to give him back some shadow girl attacked you for no reason, and now a skimpy green skeleton lady is singing anime tunes horribly
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>>4907419
Should have stayed in bed this morning
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4907427
Meanwhile, Bobby
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>>4907429
Having made enemies of the people living inside the whale. Bobby has been condemned to The Pit
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4907439
That aint't good for that little rascal
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>>4907444
What also aint good is my internet right now.

Thread suspend until my net magically turn not shit

until then, updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

much apologies
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4907453
Uh, Luke? Did you put the coconut next to the grill?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4907453
7 hours in the Pit.
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>>4909789
it can't be
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4909791
But it is what it is, Bobby!
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>>4909803
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4909811
Light a match as is customary for deep dark areas
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>>4909813
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4909820
ok, seems safe so far-oh hi uncle zebra
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4909820
it's forbidden place
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4909820

Oh shit! We saw something!
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>>4909824
Forbidden?! But why?

A. Because it's the colon
B. There's an ancient evil sealed in here. Somehow.
C. This is where the Quattro fanclub lives, heretics banished by the Shotasniffer fanclub above
D. [Insert your own forbidden lore here]
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4909830
>C. This is where the Quattro fanclub lives, heretics banished by the Shotasniffer fanclub above
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4909830
>>4909831
Also A and D(Zebra)
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909830
D wet paint
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>>4909834
"Welcome to the Whale Asshole, stranger. Are you a Quattro fan?"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4909842
It's me, uncle
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>>4909843
"Bobby?! What are you doing inside a whale asshole?"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4909845
I told a town Shotasniffer sucked and Quattro ruled
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4909845

I thought it was dragon asshole!
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>>4909852
"How do you mistake a whale for a dragon?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4909866
I got eaten before I could see it okay
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4909866

Because everybody know that dragons have real huge assholes.
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>>4909874
>>4909869
"So anyways. What brought you down here? Finally visiting your dear old uncle?"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4909884
uh-wait did you just say quattro fan club
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4909884
got a smoke?
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>>4909888
"Sure"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4909891
smoke and think about your life choices
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>>4909893
When did it go so wrong
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4909901
flashback ensues
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>>4909905
Yes. Back during the Skeleton Island Wars. When the yellows was still in the running. When big bro was still a contender. When the Yellows were still respected
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909912
"Wow, Quattro, Shotasniffer sure got spanked hard, there's no way she'll ever recover!"
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>>4909915
"Haha yes Bobby! I even beat her in single hand to hand combat! There's no way for us to go but up! The reds are doomed and Shotasniffer is likely to be the first to be eliminated!"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4909918
and now figure out why it gone wrong
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909918
And since Luke clearly hates Lilly and Ken gave up on Marian, we'll keep winning! We don't even NEED an assistant!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4909918
Punch self in face
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>>4909932
"Ahaha, classic Bobby. It's clearly smooth sailing from here bro. Luke clearly hates Lilly and will never serve her and Marian's own vice president just took off with all his mechs. We got this in the bag. Hell we probably can just chill out while they take eachother down"
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>>4909937
and then while bobby wasn't looking Quattro started doing dumb stuff
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4909937
>>4909940
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909937
>>4909943
meanwhile both Betty and the Dojo Master start being irritated at Quattro for being dumb
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4909937
Wait, how can out skulls squish via facepunch if they got no soft tissue? IMMERSION BROKEN
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>>4909945
It's a romanticized flashback, nigga
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4909947
>>4909944
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>>4909947
Romance is gay
Shouldn't whales asshole explode due to all the methane and us lighting a torch?
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4909947
Where are the fluffy cloud border you hack!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4909947
needs more fabulous Quattro then
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>>4909948
"I dunno sis.I know we're laid back and all but don't you think he's resting a bit too much on his laurels?"

"Weellll, I do agree that it seems like we're a bit too lazy sometimes. But I'm sure Quattro has a plan! Don't you worry. Surely he wont get his ass beat repeatedly and then try to nuke the island or something"
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>>4909954
And the sad conclusion
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909954
Finally you know the real reason why it all went wrong!
Clearly nobody else in Yellow had faith in Quattro and tried to sabotage him!
Especially Betty, that traitor!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909954
Well that didn't work out, but hey, at least we tried
Frankly I doubt Quattro would be much of a ruler to begin with
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4909954
Kick self in face
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>>4909962
SMACK

"Ahaha! Good ol' Bobby. You're the best"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4909964
>>4909958
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4909964
In retrospect, maybe hitting ourselves in the head every hour might have had adverse effects on our health
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4909967
>>4909964
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>>4909964
Time to escape the whale before the REALY cringe memories come in force
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909972
Keep forgetting to roll
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>>4909967
....huh
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4909975
Wait, this is the Quattro Fan Club?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4909975
Well good thing methane isn't a highly flammable gas, eh Zebra?
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>>4909979
"Iunno. I dropped out of school"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4909983
*kaboom*
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4909983
so why are you in the Quattro Fan Club
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>>4909986
"Oh I'm not. I just fell down here and couldn't get out"

Sure hope a comedic explosion wouldn't interrupt this moment of levity for Bobby and Zebra
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4909991
>>4909985
Meanwhile...
AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY PET AND WE CAN RIDE THE SEAS WHILE WE FISH TILL THE EN-
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>>4909993
MY GOD! THAT WHALE'S ASS EXPLODED! SENDING ITS WHALE ASS PART FLYING EVERYWHERE! OLESSA IS YELLING SOMETHING BUT NOBODY CAN HEAR THROUGH JEANNE'S TERRIBLE SINGING
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4909996
Cut to a random traumatized skeleton
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4909996
...file that under never mention it again
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>>4909998
".....so. Burn all records of this expedition?"

"Yes."
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4910005
Show us where the treasure is!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4910005
the explosion has also thrown the entire town to the island, just when the bettys have finished "roasting"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4910005
Oh hey Shotasniffer is singing now!
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>>4910006
BUt anon. Don't you see. The real treasure was the friends we made along the
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4910013
BOOOOO
>>4910008
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4910013
One peice
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4910013
Yeah...oh hey! Shotasniffer is singing now!
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>>4910020
OP is then crushed by a piece of whale ass for being a hack fraud.

Thread will continue later. Toodles
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>>4910023
Suddenly we see Shotasniffer's brother in jail
For reasons need not be said
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4910558
Forgot to roll
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>>4910023
9 hours since Bobby exploded
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>>4913502
How sad
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4913510
check the main plot progress
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>>4913533
What main pl--I uh mean.

The party's almost ending. All that's left is for Shotasniffer to perform her new song and everyone can just chill out until getting back to work tomorrow.

Bobby exploded out of a whale ass.

Quattro and Marian still stuck on the moon. In the middle of a Moon War
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4913546
Hold it!

Where's the limbo contest? The food eating contest? The punch/gravy joke?

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY ISN'T SHE
>>4904664
>>4904667
>>4904681
>>4904684

HULA DANCING?!?!?!?!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4913546
>Quattro and Marian still stuck on the moon. In the middle of a Moon War
Isn't that a gaiden spinoff which was released later skeleton island 2?
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>>4913546
>Meanwhile at the Shotasniffer begins singing
Brother, I feel unexplained dread, why?
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>>4913550
FUCK YOU TWO(O)!
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>>4913552
Pre-order now and you get your own replica Quattro glasses
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4913562
Deal!
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>>4913567
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>>4913570
Wait, what's that in the secret compartment of the box?
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>>4913575
There is no secret compartment
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4913582
Alright, but there is I will be miffed
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>>4913588
Don't worry anon.

You can trust OP
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4913595
Alright, I put these sunglasses on OP and move to the rumble bumble Shotasniffer on stage
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>>4913598
Good thing he didn't find the feet pics
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>>4913618
aw fuck I blanked out
where is the gaiden game tho
more importantly tho, where did all anons gone?
do quattro sunglasses scare them off?
Because Quattro got the new game? Other one
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>>4913653
Don't worry. I passed out too. It's late. So let's slip into a coma together and continue this in the morning
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>>4913663
That's good plan, let all responsibilities go away
who wants to deal with them anyway. It's finally chill outside after hot day
we earned some good sleep
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>>4913670
yeas
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>>4913679
take care OP, hopefully I'll be able to participate properly next time.
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>>4913663
>morning
what's a morning
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>>4914389
It's a mystery
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4914629
Like the mystery of the gravy punch
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>>4914639
Very mysterious
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4914641
after 6 hours it starts to smell
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>>4914871
ssshhhhh
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4914884
luke why are you doing this
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4914884
ssssshhhould've put it into refrigerator
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>>4914890
It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Time has barely passed
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>>4914901
or is iiiiit?
yesterday's coma was nice.
time for food coma
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4914901
>>4914904
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4914901
>>4914904
fug
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>>4914905
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4914914
LUKE DON'T SUDDENLY FAINT AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4914914
sausage fest intensifies
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>>4914919
"Ey bro, you need anythin?"

"Yes. You shall partake in my salami"

"wat"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4914933
oh no, he's in full sausage addict mode with no one to stop him
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4914933
sausages for everyone
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>>4914936
oh noooooooooooo
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4914952
he already got ken
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4914952
meanwhile on the moon
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>>4914953
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4914957
>>4914955
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4914957
that's a big sausage
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>>4914960
"STAY STILL QUATTRO! WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS!"

[panicked screaming]
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4914971
WOW. THERE IS ACTUAL BUDGET FOR ROBOTS
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO
ahem
Now that's a team up. What's the battle plan? Show me BP point conditions.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4914971
>>4914973
Objective: Survive
BP: Don't get spotted by your mom, dad or grandma
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>>4914976
>>4914973
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4914984
go to chosen one being drunk on coffee somehow and lilly instead
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4914984
aw damn, can't wait for full release
Still more budget than Super Robot Pilot 4
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>>4914991
Yes.

Which is zero
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4915003
>>4914985
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4915003
still better than being in red, which could've happened thanks to unpopularity of SRP3
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>>4915005
"...AAAaaaanNDDDDd THEN, theeeeese Fuuuaaarrrkin muthafurckers had the FUCKING GAAAL!....to fffffucking make me pay for shipping! Ffffor FUCKING SHIPPING! Can you believe that shit, Lilly?!"

"uuuhhhh"
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4915015
Language
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4915015
>>4915016
realize you are the only sane one right now
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>>4915018
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4915023
proceed with the plot alone then
earn all the credit for yourself
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>>4915025
hmmmmmm
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4915037
Imagine all the headpats you'll get for job well done
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4915037
>>4915038
but do you even like them
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>>4915038
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4915067
at least there is no hand holding, it'd be banned in over 50 countries right now
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4915067
try to figure out what's going on with everyone and gather them for the big finale your big sister is going to perform
>>4915070
especially with a little girl
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>>4915073
>especially with a little girl
little girl adds another 100 countries
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>>4915070
LILLY NO
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4915078
lilly you dirty-minded little girl
you've been hiding that from your older siblings have you not
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>>4915083
Luckily nobody can find out.

Unless Luke or Olessa can read minds. But that'll never happen.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4915108
>>4915073
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4914933
HULA DANCING!
>>4915108
>>4913550
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>>4915111
Well you know that Chosen One's drunk and Luke's manning the grill. So they're accounted for
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4915125
Betty's still doing that roast thing?
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>>4915127
*explosion*

Yeah probably
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4915138
ok that's the audience area sorted out, go to Luke's grill to see if there's anyone else there
>>4915117
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4915138

Give Chosen One quadruple espresso coffee, he real need it.
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>>4915141
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4915164
he drinks it
and gets a speed boost
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4915164
He starts seeing the future.
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>>4915174
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4915186
LILLY, IT IS TIME TO GATHER OUR SIBLINGS FOR THE FINAL EVENT.
"Oh god. I made the dork even dorkier."
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>>4915196
"QUICKLY NOW, DEAR SISTER. THE PERFORMANCE MUST COMMENCE. WE SHALL ALL BE BLESSED BY BIG SIS' ANGELIC SINGING"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4915208
put up construction headphones and get the fuck away
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>>4915212
"THAT's RIGHT, CHILD. RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! INFORM OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING DRAWS CLOSER!"

WILL LILLY BE ABLE TO STOP THE MASS HYPNOSIS THAT WILL SURE TO HAPPEN IF SHOTASNIFFER IS ALLOWED TO SING?!

WILL THE MOON WAR GET ACTUAL SCREENTIME?

AND WILL ANON FINALLY GET HIS SCENE OF HULA HOOP DANCING?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN THREAD CONTINUES. WHENEVER THAT IS

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4915236
Top-notch shit, OP. Thanks for running.
>>
>>4915236
WARN YOU SISTERS, LILLY! THE NIGHT OF THE SIMPS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO IS NIGH!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4915236
FEED ME
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>>4921162
No
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4921223
20 HOURS WE HAVE SUFFERED FOR THE SONG
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>>4922242
BUt have you?

Have you really?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4922282
"WE SHALL RISE TO HER BLESSING, THE SONG SHALL COMMENCE"
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>>4922283
"LUKE YOU GOTTA PUT HEADPHONES ON"

"NO I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING TO THE FRUIT PUNCH...I uh I mean...WHAT"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4922285
Don't tell him Big Sis's going to sing or else he will never put them on
Make an excuse
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>>4922286
"so, why do I have to put headphones on?"


OH SHIT THINK FASYT
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4922287
something like loud noise coming from the stage later, like uh a butthurt whale
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4922287
Enlist the aid of viet cong guerillas
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4922292
You turn to a nearby tree, roll 2d100 to summon the vietcong
>>
Rolled 70, 62 = 132 (2d100)

>>4922295
>>
Rolled 18, 88 = 106 (2d100)

>>4922295
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>>4922301
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4922308
Make some noise
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>>4922310
"WE'RE BEING ATTACKED! QUICK LILLY! GET TO COVER!"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4922321
He hides, not knowing the vietcong are actually your sisters firing with blanks
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>>4922323
"Alright, stay still. We'll wait for a chance to counter attack"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4922329
why is ken here
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>>4922331
*muffled "hi Lilly" *
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4922336
why is there a wiener jammed down your throat
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>>4922339
"I dunno. Luke thought I should get dinner early I guess"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4922342
Think about how lewd it looks.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4922342
at least you can warn both now
>>4922346
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>>4922347
"You guys need to put headphones on. Also Ken looks mighty gay right now"

"pardon"
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4922354
like, marian-level gay
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>>4922360
"Lilly, what the hell are you talking about"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4922365
blame marian for it
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>>4922366
"WHAT DID MARIAN DO"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4922372
everything.
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>>4922374
MEANWHILE, ON THE MOON

Marian suddenly gets a chill down his spine
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4922382
might as well make everyone mad at marian, betty and big sis already are
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>>4922387
WILL MARIAN EVER ESCAPE THIS HELLSCAPE CALLED HIS LIFE? FIND OUT IN ABOUT....10ish HOURS. OP GOTTA GO NOW BYE
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>>4922392
10 hours of Marian being doomed again
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4922392
The Moon Wars end when the prince and princess of the respective rivals declare to be in love and end the war, Romeo and Juliet style.
>>
OP was a dumbass and overslept.

Thread will take another 8 hours to continue. Because work stuff. shieeet
>>
>>4923429
8 hours have passed since marian was destroyed
>>
>>4923701
Say it aint so
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4923709
emotionally
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>>4923711
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4923718
back to lilly
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4923711
That'll tend to happen when chunks of vietcongs comes flying into your wind shield from some guy's scream
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>>4923720
Luke's rage filled scream has caused the Vietcong, who are definitely not just your sisters making pew pew noises, to disperse. He's currently delirious, if you wanna put headphones on him, now would be a good time
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4923730
do it
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4923733
ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 66, 84 = 150 (2d100)

>>4923736
oh yeah you're bad at basketball
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>>4923737
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4923743
QUICK, PRETEND TO BE INJURED TO LURE HIM
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>>4923745
"LILLY! YOU OKAY?"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4923752
NOW! GET HIM!
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4923754
Success yes?
>>
Rolled 18, 80 = 98 (2d100)

>>4923760
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>>4923764
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4923774
put one for ken now
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>>4923778
Luckily he's not in any position to argue
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4923783
now go find Rasputin, the reason why you wore headphones in the first place
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>>4923785
"I'M SORRY OKAY? FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! AND ALSO FOR PUTTING A PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA! JUST LET ME DIE"

"Later. We haven't got to the part where Marian tries to write a romance scene"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4923790
give one to Boy immediately
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>>4923792
Boy seems to already have a pair of headphones on. Thanks to that weird armored lady that keeps hanging around Rasputin. Who strangely has the same hair style as Jeanne.

In any case. Thread will continue in about 12 hours because OP gotta go now. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4923800
How long has he suffered? Maybe 12 hours
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>>4924884
YEs
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OP forgot to set his alarm clock

As he is an idiot
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4924980
Let's see how The Boy is doing.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4924980
what a coincidence
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>>4924987
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4924993
hearing nothing as people are explaining the situation on the final event
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>>4924997
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4925009
And now he's being told to put headphones on the other kids
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>>4925017
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4925030
just do it
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>>4925032
"Oh ok"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4925038
now how do we convince rasputin
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>>4925040
"Oh hey Lilly. What are you doing out here? You should be back at the party area, enjoying yourself"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4925055
I just think it would be better if you wear earmuffs while tormenting that guy down there since he'll see them and know he won't get the mercy, suffering more and more until he breaks
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>>4925061
"Hmmm"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4925075
"The headphones also have little horns to match you mask."
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4925075
>>4925078
and after every page you ask him what he thinks of it
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>>4925078
"Huh"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4925084
now do that
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4925086
"hmmmmmmmmmm"

Roll to convince

+20 bonus
>>
Rolled 36, 46 = 82 (2d100)

>>4925093
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>>4925096
Suddenly the headphones exploded
>>
>>4925109
God damn chinese headphones
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4925109
wait who made the-
"IT IS I, THE CHOSEN ONE"
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>>4925111
"YOU HERETICS DARE TO BLOCK OUT THE SOUNDS OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER?"
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4925122
HE GOT LUKE AND KEN
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>>4925123
"Yeah, he just came in screaming and took our headphones off"

"Dunno what was that about"
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4925128
Chosen One needs to calm down, Rasputin
Feed him a CHILL PUNCH
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>>4925130
"You're gonna need to chill out, Chosen One."

"HERETIC"

"I'm going to punch you now"
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4925136
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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>>4925138
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4925146
well, better warn our sisters
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4925146
>>4925150
what this guy said
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>>4925150
As Lilly runs off to warn the rest of the siblings of the oncoming simpocalypse. We return to anon and his exciting adventures
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4925155
anon hears the first few verses of shotasniffer's song
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>>4925156
Anon is now a simp
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4925162
get back to the main story, OP
I want out of this vacation arc and back to the Moon War
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4925162
>>4925163
the moon war IS the side story
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>>4925164
well, being on vacation for the last three threads has gotta be done SOMETIME holy fuck I feel like we're stuck
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>>4925163
C'mon now anon. YOu gotta let the skellies rest.

Definitely this is the reason.

Not because we don't have budget for the moon war or anything and OP is a lazy fuck. Definitely not that
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4925167
well, get on with final concert thingy
I've been waiting
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>>4925169
Yes of course, of course
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4925175
is this gonna be a skill check for Shotasniffer? on raping our sibling's ears or singing a beautiful lullaby?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4925176
>>4925175
the skill check is for someone not fucking it up for everyone
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Rolled 198 (1d1000)

>>4925176
Obviously, singing a beautiful lullaby that would turn any man hearing it into a simp is a no brainer.

The skillcheck is to see if anything fucks up the concert

Roll 2d1200
>>
Rolled 553 (1d1200)

>>4925181
Okay.
>>
Rolled 846, 728 = 1574 (2d1200)

>>4925181
OH GOD WE'RE TOO LATE
>>
Rolled 225, 391 = 616 (2d1200)

>>4925181
Well, Rasputin handled most of it right?
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>>4925186
>>4925187
>>4925185
The concert goes off without a hitch. Shotasniffer's voice is so powerful that even though all the males had headphones on, they can still hear the song. But it at least nerfed the song enough that they don't completely lose their minds and devolve into savage simps.
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4925200
hey, as long as some idiotic, yellow-shirted, dumbass skeleton doesn't ruin it for everyone
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>>4925201
Luckily that doesn't happen and the vacation ends with everyone happy and sastified
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4925213
except bobby
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>>4925215
Who exploded out of a whale asshole and zipped off to parts unknown. Oh well.

Join us tomorrow where we may actually go to the moon and watch Marian and Quattro be actually cool for once.

Probably.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
>>4925220
so basically the final chapter
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>>4925200
That's my girl
>>
>>4925220
What is a tomorrow
>>
>>4926415
a social construct
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4926440
Like Marian's dignity
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Thread's gonna be delayed for 1 more day because OP does not know how to manage time
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>>4928102
now's the time
>>
that must be some really shitty tech
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4928102
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>
>>4928102
where's the fucking thread
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OP may have accidentally passed out for half a day
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4931770
So did the rest of the cast
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>>4931772
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4931775
Wake up lazy bones
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>>4931778
Rolling away from responsibilities
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4931784
How about that moon mission, that might get some more excitement into this.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4931784
>>4931808
what moon mission, there is no moon mission and don't turn on the tv
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>>4931808
Yes. The moon mission. The mission on the moon. The mission that Quattro and Marian has to survive an all out war between their parents, their grandma, and an alien empire.

That moon mission
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4931810
better get to the High Church of Bread for safety
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4931810
Oh dear, better take a drink, Quattro.
>>
>>4931812
>>4931813
yeah quattro really needs a drink
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4931810

Quattro drink some cola mixed with vodka.
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Rolled 763 (1d1000)

>>4931812
"Marian! Get to the church! We can bunker down in there!"

CAN THEY? ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 271, 159 = 430 (2d1000)

>>4931818
but they hate me
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Rolled 974, 789 = 1763 (2d1000)

>>4931818
REGROUP BROTHERS
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>>4931821
Marian managed to navigate the way to the church without running into trouble
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4931826
Damn, Gunbuster G V2 looks fuckin' sick
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4931826
>>4931828
bask in the adoration (hatred) from your adoring fans (heretics against SRQ3)
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>>4931828
>>4931830
The G in Gunbuster G V2 stands for Gundamn

Bamco plz dont sue me
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4931832
Now Quattro, make that fuckin' martini
you earned it buddy
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>>4931833
Jumping off Marian's mech as soon as they reach the church, Quattro makes a beeline to the kitchen to get himself a drink. But he then comes face to face with!

A. Alien scouting party
B. Remnants of the bread cult
C. a bomb
D. nothing, it's just a regular kitchen
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4931839
C. but wrapped around the liquor
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>>4931841
DUN DUN
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4931847
bread cult shows up to take all the bread for evac
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>>4931850
"QUICKLY BROTHERS! WE MUST TAKE ALL THE BREAD---"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4931857
"SOMEONE FROM THE ISLAND, QUICK, HELP US!"
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>>4931859
"SURELY YOU MUST ALSO KNOW OF THE GREAT BREAD PROPHET MARIAN"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4931864
I thought you shot him out for liking bad anime
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4931864
what about the fucking bomb, we're gonna have like less than 20 seconds to disarm it
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>>4931870
"Bomb?"

"oh shit that wasn't there before"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4931875
quick disarm it
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4931875
You dumbass bread niggers, LOOK AT THE TIME
Quattro get on disarming it; can't let good alcohol go to waste
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4931876
WHO CAN DISARM IT?

ROLL 2D1000 TO HAVE QUATTRO JUMP IN TO TRY AND SAVE THE ALCOHOL
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Rolled 852, 547 = 1399 (2d1000)

>>4931879
jump in?
oh no
>>
Rolled 58, 261 = 319 (2d1000)

>>4931879
>>4931881
I believe in this guy's roll
but fuck it let's ROLL ANYWAYS
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>>4931881
This disarms the bomb somehow
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4931887
drink in victory
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>>4931888
"Ah, I get it now"

"He's an alcoholic"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4931891
didn't you throw out marian anyway
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>>4931893
"Yeah that's why we were asking if you knew him"

"So we can beat him up"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4931895
Marian shows up
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>>4931896
"Yo Quattro I think we can hide here for a while, nobody's paying any attention to this ch--"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4931898
"GET HIM"
Drunkenly contact the island while Marian gets beaten up
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>>4931899
[phone ringing]
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4931900
"Hello?"
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>>4931901
"WAAAZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4931903
Betty, can you take this call, Rasputin and Chosen One are still being calm for some reason
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>>4931904

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4931906
translate drunk language
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>>4931908
"He says that the situation on the moon is dire. Especially now that somehow, an alien empire has arrived. Mom, dad, grandma and them is having an all out battle. He and Marian managed to shelter themselves inside one of the church that Marian used to ran when he was still a televangelist"

"burrrrpppp"

"Oh and now Marian's being beaten up by his former congregation"
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4931918
Why did I only hear this now, why did no one repo-
TV report calling for help from Shotasniffer about the moon war comes on
>>
next adventure when
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>>4931921
WHen you pay me
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>>4931920
"HOLY SHIT THE MOON'S FUCKED! WHERE IS THE GREAT HEROINE SHOTASNIFFER IN OUR TIME OF NEED?"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4931926
is there anything worth saving there
please don't tell me everyone on earth is looking towards me to save the world from Dad and Grandma
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>>4931932
"SAVE US SHOTASNIFFER! EVERYONE ON EARTH IS ASKING FOR YOUR HELP"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4931947
Don't they have any other heroes
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>>4931951
"ALL OTHER HEROES..."

A. Are in the hospital due to some big fight or whatever
B. Went off to deep space to fight some space dude or whatever
C. Are seen as not as cool and powerful as Shotasniffer
D. Are also calling for Shotasniffer
E. [insert your own reason here]
F. All of the above
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4931960
F
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>>4931963
Ah yes, some heroes are in the hospital due to being involved in some big fight. The stronger ones headed off into deep space to fight some space villain and hasn't returned. Some are considered not even on the same tier and can't really help anyway, such as street level vigilantes and whatnot. They have resigned themselves to be the same as the civilians and calling for Shotasniffer. Oh and also [insert your own reason here]
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4931968
Some are still in the party mood from the party held just now
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>>4931972
Yes. Some heroes participated in the party.

They are now all drunk off their asses
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4931975
your brothers as well, apparently
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>>4931976
They're drunk on...something different. At least they're not as rowdy as before
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4931981
so what do we do now, should we answer their call or wait until it blows over
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>>4931984
ONe option will lead you to be in the final battle while the other one will have Quattro and Marian do it
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4931986
really try to press the slack off button but by some dumb accident bobby presses the final battle instead
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>>4931991
And so Bobby starts the Moon War

Join us next time to see if he gets a kick to the face
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4932001
yes he does
>>
>>4932002
Who knows, it's a mystery. JOin in about i unno. 12-ish hours to see
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4932011
oh ok
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>>4933007
Mystery Solved. He was kicked in the face.

Tune back in another 12 hours for the actual continuation. OP gotta wageslave
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>>4933041
will bobby and SS finaly make peace in the final arc?
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4933041
>>4933154
no
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>>4933495
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4933504
then don't send a threatening video to the moon challenging the people fighting into a war, bobby
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>>4933506
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4933517
FLASHBACK
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>>4933520
FLASH BACK

Bobby has just managed to crawl back to shore
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4933524
discover space thing
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>>4933527
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4933535
Shout threats into it randomly about how you all suck before they can even call for help.
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>>4933538
Bobby yelled insults into the communicator, but he somehow also accidentally tuned it into the frequency of an Alien Empire. He then insulted their mothers
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4933554

And he also insulted their outfits and faces.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4933554
>>4933558
god damn it bobby
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4933554
He also tells them the people they're fighting are his family, and they should be scared of them like the little pussies they are.
"And why are you now tied up while your sisters are prepared to beat the shit out of you for calling everyone in the moon war on us?"
"NO REASON"
>>
>>4933560
>>4933559
>>4933558
Yes. He indeed did all of these.
>>
>>4933564
>>4933564
apparently he stole the image too
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>>4933564
>>4933566
Fffffucking Bobbbyyyyy
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4933569
Let's get Shotasniffer to the moon on Equality Prime V2
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4933569
Back to Shotasniffer, Betty, Lilly, Olessa and Jeanne about to beat him up
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>>4933572
Taking the ol' elevator up to the cockpit.

Boy, sure is great that our Moon Base teleporter still works. This way we can save on fuel and rockets to get up there. Plus whenever the rest of the men snaps out of their daze they can provide backup
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4933592
Now you just have the women
And Bobby as a peace offering
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>>4933597
Unfortunately for Bobby, this means he has to go back into the box
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4933605
TO THE MOON
IT'S FINALLY TIME
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4933605
>>4933610
be less than enthusiastic about the trip
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4933605

Inside the box contain an wolverine.
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>>4933612
Starting to miss the beach already
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4933630
Ok, all you have to do is to offer Bobby to the empire as an apology, get everyone out and then....crud.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4933630
>>4933633
what this guy said
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>>4933640
Yes.....there's still the matter of Mom and Dad and also your 2 grandmas
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4933645
Especially Dad and his mom
Discuss how do we deal with them without somehow getting beaten up by them or losing the chance to be the top of the heroes for some villain stuff I dunno
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>>4933649
Alright nerds, got any ideas
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4933666
Have Shotasniffer beat everyone up, that's how this family works.
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4933666
>666
Blame everything on Bobby, Quattro or Marian
>>4933669
Commuting suicide is not an option.
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>>4933672
we're skeletons dumb dumb
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>>4933669
"Yeah! Just beat everyone up!"

"She's right. You have to show dominance"

"It's what dad would have wanted"
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4933683
Last time I tried it, I ended up having to sleep face down for weeks
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>>4933688
"That just means you have experience!"

"In getting your ass bea---I mean, fighting"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4933700
Okay, but your asses are getting beat too. I need all the help I can get dealing with mom, dad and grandmas.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4933700
"I'm sure they're really people who follow strength and won't throw a tantrum or cheat. Or be assholes."
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>>4933705
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4933719
Sorry Lilly, but we need to go save our brothers and you're my #1 sister.
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>>4933724
"....but do we REALLY need to save Quattro and Marian tho"
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4933732
We need someone to compare to to make everyone fell better about themselves
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4933732
>>4933736
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>>4933737
>>4933736
Damn that's a good point
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4933738
ARE WE READY SISTERS?
URAAAAAAAH!
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>>4933740
Morale increases as you engage in a group screaming session over the comms. Meanwhile, you are being teleported to the moon
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4933749
oh boy, time for budget
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>>4933751
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4933776
Meet with empire
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4933776
>>4933777
what this guy said
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Rolled 756 (1d1000)

>>4933777
ROLL 2d1200
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Rolled 695, 936 = 1631 (2d1200)

>>4933793
>>
>>4933798
>>4933793
oh jeez, I hope this peace offering is good enough
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>>4933798
Making yer way through the battlefield unscathed
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4933816
Find the empire's main leader dude
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4933816
Greet the leader by offering Bobby for kicking
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>>4933819
Over there! That biggest ship being flanked by a bunch of other ones! That must be it
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4933827
Initiate comms
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>>4933831
"Who the hell are you?!"
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4933840
Someone who has who you want in a box ready to be offered
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>>4933845
"Unless you have that skeleton who insulted our mothers AND the skeletons that's been killing my men, I am not interested.....In fact you look mighty skeletal yourself, lady"
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4933856
Well, this is THE skeleton you want. Show him bobby in a box.
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>>4933857
[incomprehensible yelling]

"GUYS! LOOK! IT'S THAT ASSHOLE WHO INSULTED OUR MOTHERS!"
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4933866
Now, do we have a peace treaty in exchange for me giving you.. Bobby?
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>>4933870
"Who are you? What's your game? What do you gain from this? This deal is a bit too good to be true and too convenient"
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4933874
I am Shotasniffer and unless you want me to wreck your entire fleet, you would be wise to take this offer.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4933874

Bobby somehow break out the box and is heading straigth for the enemy with a lot of firepower.
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Rolled 252 (1d1000)

>>4933881
"YOU DARE TO INTIMIDATE THE EMPIRE?"

Roll 2d1200
>>
Rolled 831, 406 = 1237 (2d1200)

>>4933888
YES, I THINK I WILL
URAAAAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 1135, 933 = 2068 (2d1200)

>>4933888

Scare him in spooky way.
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>>4933890
>>4933892
"o-okay.W-we accept your offer"
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4933896
Fuckin' simps
Give them Bobby, then we gotta find Quattro and Marian.
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>>4933899
After beaming Bobby up onto their command ship. The Alien Empire starts its retreat!

That went better than expected. No complications or whatever. That's a first
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4933914
The first of many unexpected victories. There's no way Bobby can come back from that.
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>>4933916
Anyway. Seeing their enemies suddenly retreat without explanation should left your parents and grandmas confused for a bit. Time to go find your brothers
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4933923
Look for a giant green mech
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>>4933924
hmmmmm
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4933930
Damn, what is that huge Mech looking silhouette under that tarp?
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

drop a few coins on the ground and see if Marvin comes to pick them up
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>>4933932
Yeah but that tarp aint green. So it can't be Marian! Can it?
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4933933
>>4933934
Marian*
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4933934
Well just take the tarp off
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Rolled 436 (1d1000)

>>4933941
Roll 2d1200 to take the tarp off
>>
Rolled 1170, 45 = 1215 (2d1200)

>>4933943
>tfw we're about to take out gunbuster G AGAIN
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>>4933961
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE CHURCH WHERE MARIAN IS BEING BEATEN UP

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME, ASSHOLES! SOMEBODY TRYNA FUCK WITH MY MECH"
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4933982
Oh now Marian's ANGRY
If only he could be that strong all the time.
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>>4933987
He immediately jumps into his mecha and engages in combat. Getting beaten up the past few hours probably scrambled something inside his noggin', he doesn't recognize you!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4933993
Well, we need to subdue Marian and Gunbuster G without actually destroying Marian and Gunbuster G.
APPLY FIST TO FACE UNTIL WE CAN REMIND WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME HE FOUGHT US IN A MECH BATTLE
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>>4933996
Gotcha......disabling all Equality Prime weapons except for hand-to-hand combat

Aaaaand we'll continue this later. Whenever later is. Since it's 4AM and I gotta wageslave in the morning. shieeeet
>>
>>4934010
Shieeeeeeeeeet
>>
>>4934010
What will happen with Bobby? THAT- will never be shown on this quest ever because nobody cares.
>>
>>4934354
That kid just ain't right
>>
>>4934010
Gunbuster's gonna get spanked
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>>4934920
that boy aint right
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4937219
yup
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>>4937225
"Eeyup"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4937234
Skelly-of-the-Hill spinoff coming soon(tm)
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>>4937238
Will enter broadcasting right after Half Life 3 is released
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>>4937241
On my calendar. Now back to the main event.
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