"A-Alarm! Sound the alarm! Alert every guard! Intruders broke into the Holy-" The first guy who speaks up gets the faceplate of his helmet punched into his face as you pounce on him. Your friends don't need much more encouragement than that and begin swinging as well signaling the start of the raid. Though it's little more than a street brawl right now it is sure to escalate into something much bigger. The thunderous sound of metal striking metal rings around the square as Murray swings his mighty anchor around and knocks over entire swaths of soldiers. Another contingent find themselves incapable of moving as the segmented pieces of their armor get joined together and locked in place by magically sprouting fish hook. They then get to watch as their friends get stuck to walls and hung upside down by sticky threads of spider silk. And finally the last batch of guards charge the one isolated pirate only for her body to break down into tiny shards of glass and reform into a complete whole behind them. Before they could even turn around their iron armor mysteriously splits open and blood gushes out from the wound. "H-How dare you resist?! Put down your weapons immediately and submit to the judgement of the gods!" You end up dropkicking the guy and making him topple the few still standing guards like bowling pins. "No. Well it looks like that's a wrap guys!" Just as you finish that sentence you start hearing loud sirens echoing throughout not just the city but seemingly the entire Red Line itself. "Aw poop. Looks like they alerted the others!" "Then we better get moving! We're in the heart of enemy territory. Getting surrounded here would be bad." "Yeah you're right Angel! Now let's see-" It's abundantly clear that you'll need to act fast and get out of here fastly. But given how you surprised you are that you could make it this far you really didn't give what to do here much thought. Looking around it's clear from the opulence that this place is LOADED. Looting the place would yield the mother of all booties no doubt about that. But at the same time these lavish castles are in fact the biggest hives of scum in the world, destroying as much of it as you can would be doing everyone a favor. And you can't ignore the hole you punched in the ground earlier with the hundreds of slaves toiling down there to make the streets to ensure the Celestial Dragons don't even need to walk. You have no doubt in your mind that there are plenty more who have it way worse than that too... >Pick a main and secondary objective. The one you don't pick will be ignored >I'm looking at everything I despise. I don't want to! >Let's strip this place for what it's worth! It's time the dragon boys start sharing a little! >We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!
I decided to make the thread a bit earlier to compensate. Will iron it out when I get back home
>>4908468>>4908468Main Objective>I'm looking at everything I despise. I don't want to!Burn and Destroy. Killing the so-called gods takes priority over absolutely everything.Secondary Objective>We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!Rally the slaves. Now is the time to fight for their freedom. Destroy the roads, give them the chance to escape, to pillage and burn and kill to their heart's content.It's time for these gods to see hell.
>>4908468main>We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!second>I'm looking at everything I despise. I don't want to!
>>4908500Seconding this. Let destruction and liberty commence.
>>4908468main:>I'm looking at everything I despise. I don't want to!secondary:>We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!
>>4908468>>4908500I agree with this but not sure how many we are going to be able to save or take with us even if we do find spare boats to steal.
Okay! Turns out it wasn't actually that bad.I'll let this one ride until the usual time so the people who got bamboozled by the early start can still get a vote inAnyway I'll get to assembling thingsWelcome to West Blue Seadogs, where logic is frowned upon and autism reigns supremeIf you want to have a dumb adventure I'll take your coatHere's my twitter: @SpookyngQM>Social Linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing>Character Sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharingAnd finally the archives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=West+Blue+Seadogs+
>>4908468>Let's strip this place for what it's worth! It's time the dragon boys start sharing a little!We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!
>>4908500Supporting. Time for a murder party.
>>4908468>We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!>>4908532If I remember correctly there's a whole industry about taking your ship up to Marie Geoise, selling it and buying a new one on the other side of the red line.
>>4908546Not quite. You LEAVE your ship behind, get lifted to Marie Geoise and then get lowered on the other side where you buy a new ship.That's all we know really
>Nobody picked the treasure optionWow I'm impressed. Even proud a little. But I didn't expect it.So the order of business is>Free the Slaves>Beat up whomever you can>Ignore bootyGot it>writing
>>4908532Wont have to save anyone if we kill all the Nobles. Barring that I'm sure there's enough slaves here whom have served on one kind of boat or another. All they really have to do is point their ships into a "Not Fucking Here Ever Again" heading and start rowing/sailing.
>>4908468>Main Objective>I'm looking at everything I despise. I don't want to!>Secondary Objective >Let's strip this place for what it's worth! It's time the dragon boys start sharing a little!I'd guess the slaves would take advantage of the chaos, but we're not here to be the next Fisher Tiger, we're Captain Cavalier Silver! Burn, pillage, steal and murder! Gods don't die! Also>Dragon's fw we've done more to piss off the government and instigate revolution in a few months than he has in a lifetime
>>4908468>Let's strip this place for what it's worth! It's time the dragon boys start sharing a little!we need to get loaded when we get out mariejoissecondary>We're freeing as many slaves as we can! Don't leave anyone behind!
>Some faggot donated $3k to get hero story in the leadJesus christ.
>>4908561The hell you on about sailor?
>>4908563Posted in the wrong thread like a fucking retard.GDQ autism.
You look around the place after you wrecked it a bit and remember that there is one particular hole that you were quite interested in. After walking back to it you look down and see the emaciated, exhausted and thoroughly broken masses down there. Just thinking about the fact that there are hundreds of them down there alone and certainly many more are in the castles themselves is making your thinkjuice twist and turn with malicious intent."HEY!"You shout but get no response."Forget it Silver. Who knows how long these sods been here. What human was in them the Dragons made sure to rip it out."Hook is right. These people clearly had the flames of humanity snuffed out of them. Now they are but empty shells devoid of all feeling. They sense pain, exhaustion and discomfort but to them it barely even matters. The reality they live denies them even the hope of change so they just live like this. But you smirk as you know one thing that none of the others present do. When one is thrust into the abyss like that even a single spark of light can break the illusion and reignite the fire.After they see you jump down into their hole the chained slaves all start to cower in fear as they expect their next beating. They are completely oblivious of your rampage upstairs."Hey! Why are you guys so gloomy? Wanna get out of this place? Get some fresh air?""G-Get out of here! Just get it over with! Don't torture us like that!""Hmmmmmm. You don't believe me? Then how about I do this?"You recall what old Rayleigh did back on Sabaody. Though you don't have access to the same tools as he did you can improvise. Gently flicking the guy on the neck you set off his collar and it begins ticking ominously."EEEEEEEH!? H-hey! What are you doing?"It's difficult to hear the mechanism inside his collar ticking and tocking down with all the screaming he's doing but luckily you are phenomenally talented at ignoring things which don't interest you. Once you're sure you got the timing right you reach forward and grip on the collar with the power of the Hasshoken. The metal shatters like glass at your touch and gives you easy access to the bomb within. With a quick swipe you toss the explosive in the air which breaks the roof, or rather the ground above your head even more. Light peers down on you as you stand above the prisoner who fell on his butt in shock."How about now?""W-Who are you?""I'm the one who wants to set fire to the place. Wanna help?"
>>4908579Oh lordy they come with party favors!We help slaves and we get bombs in the bargain. Wins all around.
>>4908579>but luckily you are phenomenally talented at ignoring things which don't interest you.kek
Your gaze turns to the others and you do a quick little head count. The results are in: Way too many. It'd be easier if you had some sort of key to pass around but you doubt they even exist. After all what reason would the Celestial Dragons have to remove the collars of their slaves? So instead of looking for a key that might not even exist you have a brilliant idea. With a quick shift you switch into Zephonim and use the increased speed to dash through the great line of people and yoink their collars off one by one. The little cherry bombs manage to break more and more of the ground above and it forms neat little piles of dirt which will serve nicely as stairs. But for now the slaves seem dumbfounded by recent events and can't quite wrap their heads around your actions. Luckily you won't have to explain ANYTHING to them as Hagetaka looks down the hole you made."Captain?""I'm just making a few friends Angel! How are things up there?""We finished searching the guards and gathered up their explosives already. We thought you might want to make use of them.""Aw shucks! You shouldn't have! Give one here!"Hagetaka then hurls a bazooka down into the hole which you quickly grab and toss over to the first guy you freed."Here! Catch!"He fumbles with the thing and drops it to the ground with his weak and bony hands. He tries to pick it up but it doesn't look like he can quite lift the hefty weapon."W-What is this?""What does it look like dummy? Cannons! How else do you want to get back at the World Nobles?""I-Is this real? It can't be!""Sigh. You still don't believe me?"You snap your finger and all the gathered up weapons begin raining down into the hole for the slaves to equip. They can't even make a move at first but once they realize that this isn't a dream but reality they start to loose their inhibition and give way to joyful madness. Suddenly it doesn't matter that they are too weak to wield such weapons, they'll lift and fire them even if it's the last thing they'll do."So... Ready for some PAYBACK?!""YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"The hole begins to shake from their collective shout and they begin practically climbing over each other to get out of the hole first. Meanwhile you take flight in bat form and laugh as the black and white mass reaches the surface."Alright you louts! Enjoy your freedom! BUT FIRST! Bring everyone who's enslaved to us THEN torch the place! And remember! The most important thing is to have fun!"The match is struck and a blazing star is born. These unshackled maniacs go out following the lead of the slaves you previously helped free on Sabaody since they still have their wits about. But as they begin their rampage Ann gives voice to her concerns."T-This is getting out of hand! What if someone gets hurt?"But Murray is quick to remind her of something."That's the point sister. There are two kinds of people here. Those who deserve to get hurt and those who'd rather get hurt than live another day here."
>>4908605So we just one upped Fisher Tiger. Jinbe is gonna shit bricks when he finds out.
Jaws seems to be smiling uncontrollably, he's really enjoying the fact that you're here at the center of the world, wrecking it. And that rolling deathball you just created is doing a fine work of setting everything on fire around them. But since you know the guards of the place did send out a distress signal you'll have to take control of the mob and lead it towards some more promising targets as otherwise you won't achieve much more than vandalizing the place a little before you get inevitably thrown out."Alright! We got a little fire going! Now we just need to find some fuel to throw at it!""If you want a target you couldn't ask for a better one than Mary Geoise-"Murray starts to explain things to you."We have two options. The Domain of the Gods and Pangea Castle. The Domain of the Gods is where all the Celestial Dragons and their slaves are.""I thought this is that place...""No. This is just one of the many places that produce the inordinate amount of supplies and luxuries the Celestial Dragons demand. It simply can not be made all in one place. Now Pangea Castle on the other hand is where the World Governments heart is.""I thought that's Marineford.""No Marcy. Marineford is the HQ of the marines. This is the World Governments place. We hit that, we deal the kind of blow to the Government that nobody has since maybe the Pirate King himself. Everyone down to the Cipher Pols will feel that. On the other if we go for the Domain we might get some Celestial Dragons for ourselves.""Shiiiet both of those sound damn good! What do you say Silver?">Let's go Dragon hunting!>The World Government huh? I wouldn't mind pissing them off!>Other?
>>4908617>Let's go Dragon hunting!>>The World Government huh? I wouldn't mind pissing on their lawn!Would Doffy get a kick out of the stunt we're pulling?
>>4908618You gotta pick oneAlso noHe'd get the kind of erection that Viola will feel even after the time-skip
>>4908617>>Let's go Dragon hunting!Honestly, we don't really have a beef with the gouverment. They've been far to removed from everything to literally piss in Sivler's cereals the way the Dragons have.
>>4908617>Let's go Dragon hunting!
>>4908617Let's split up Jaws leads the assault on the Domain and I'll lead the charge on the Castle
>>4908620Fiiiine.>Let's go Dragon hunting!>SpoilerSo long as he points it anywhere besides us, then whatever. I don't want weird sexual tension when he tries to recruit Silver for being a absolute madman. What would Jinbe say when he sees us again?
>>4908620Wait, does Doffy know we killed 3 of them already at Saobaody?
>>4908617>>Let's go Dragon hunting!
>>4908617>>The World Government huh? I wouldn't mind pissing them off!Difficult choice but this convinced me:>we deal the kind of blow to the Government that nobody has since maybe the Pirate King himselfand this fucking captcha sucks
>>4908617>Let's go Dragon hunting!I'm here to drink milk and kill nobles. And these fuckheads are outta milk.>>4908620>Doffy joins the waifu conglomerate. >Everyone who learns of this is either horrified or confused.>Silver's crew is only slightly surprised and/or vaguely annoyed.>Silver continues to give no shits.
>>4908629We can take our rampage to Marineford after we get off the Redline. The Dragons have never been hit like this.>>4908631>Doffy joins the waifu conglomerate. >Everyone who learns of this is either horrified or confused.>Silver's crew is only slightly surprised and/or vaguely annoyed.>Silver continues to give no shits.I want to see Doffy's crew react to him getting a hard on for Silver....we kinda just got ourselves a stalker now huh?
>>4908627Not yet. He's a tad busy with being nonced around due to the Paramount War. But he will>>4908624Go ahead but bad fucking idea>>4908629When it works it's okay. And at least it's not Jewgle.When it doesn't it makes me want to commit a hate crime
>>4908635Oh god, we don't have long to run before he comes laughing at us to shake Silver.
>>4908617>Let's go Dragon hunting!While the Government allows the marines and the CD's to do as they please, it's the Dragons themselves that Silver directly hates.>DoffyI wouldn't mind chilling with him for a bit in the two years gap we'll have of relative freedom, but it's a shame he's a Warlord.
Bullying the CD wins decisively. Kong and his massive nuts shall go unmolested>writingNow... let's see ho ell the raid goes!3d10+4 best of 3, DC 20, Crit: 28>>4908633Yandere Doffy... Neat!>>4908638>Think Cavaliere! Think!>You can't just kill a few of them>YOU GOTTA GO ALL THE WAY
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d10 + 4)>>4908644Oh god I regret my creativity.
Rolled 6, 8, 1 + 4 = 19 (3d10 + 4)>>4908644
Rolled 10, 9, 8 + 4 = 31 (3d10 + 4)>>4908644
Rolled 2, 4, 10 + 4 = 20 (3d10 + 4)>>4908644
>>4908648That's a way to start a thread.
Rolled 71, 97, 10 = 178 (3d100)>>4908644oops>>4908648FUCKING NEVERMIND, WE'RE BACK IN BUISNESS!
Rolled 8, 3, 7 + 4 = 22 (3d10 + 4)>>4908652Woops. I'm just rolling to get it right at this point.
>>4908648>mfw>>4908643Eh. If it was up to Doffy he'd do it. Most Warlords play fast and loose with the rules and he's the fastest and loosest.
>>4908643I mean, if Luffy can practically move in with Hancock and Zoro with Mihawk then I cannot see why we couldn't have a "reasonable" discussion with Doffy at some point. >>4908648Sorry "gods" the lord hath spoken and he said "Get thee fucked"
>>4908658Did anyone really bother watching Mihawk though? Dude is basically a retiree just enjoying his spooky farm and goth ghost wife. Aside from the Abolishment of the system and the poor idiots that ran over to bug him in 2 years.>I mean, if Luffy can practically move in with Hancock and Zoro with Mihawk then I cannot see why we couldn't have a "reasonable" discussion with Doffy at some point.>Silver accidentally talks Doffy into being less nihilistic and goes to actually do shit to hurt the government. >Silver accidentally becomes friends with Doffy and makes him reconsider some of his activates>Doffy wants to be as chad as SilverThis can go like this. Or we stick our foot in his mouth and he tries to politely kill us.>>4908657>The revolution is here friend
>>4908657>>4908658Hmm, yea I guess it doesn't really matter. I'm down with hanging with Doffy for a bit. First Dragon killing though.
>>4908648anon-sama, i kneel.
>>4908661The best friends are the ones who try to kill you at first.
>>4908676Kid when did Killer let you on the computer?
You know the best part about all of this is gonna be hearing/seeing the Marines' reaction.Silver kills 3 world nobles so they send an admiral who proceeds to kick the dog shit out of him to the point where he has to lose a limb just to escape.In response to this the very, next, time, they hear about this little cunt he's gone and slaughtered even more world nobles out of spite.And that's not even taking into account Goofy busting open Impel Down like a goddamn Kinder Egg.
>>4908681Yes I agree, we are going to have to bug/beg/bully Spooky into some reaction omakes... Please and thank you.
>>4908681>>4908688These are going to worth their weight in Silver. ELIZA NEECHAN IS MANDATORY TOO! HER AND DOFFY MUST FIGHT TO GET BEST BAT BOY! My only regret is we can't make it back to Marineford to rub it the faces of the the Admirals and everyone else that we burned the Holy City to the ground, and brought the slaves to prove it too. And proceed to flash them with asses and brands, waving the bird as we pass by.
Oh yeah. And the chick that pretends she's Silver's sister needs a reaction too. We can give her the bone next time we see her!
>>4908699The only bones Mary will be getting from Silver are the 28 on the end of his arm.
>>4908701>>4908702Freaky girl, but I guess that's par for the course when she's attracted to a boy in chains and a collar.
>>4908706>>4908702>>4908701I'd rather chuck one of the slave collars at her feet the next time we see her and just go "So... I guess some things never change, huh?"
>>4908695this is porn isn't it?
>>4908714it is not, no. It's from Spy x family and don't you dare think of Anya like that. Mind-reading idiot Loli is not for lewds.
Are their any Devil Fruits or such here? Also will any of our crew be robbing the place anyway?
"Yeah! Dragon hunting! This I like! Say where is that Domain thingy?""How should I know? You think I'm from around here? But I bet if we keep going in the direction of the big buildings we'll reach it sooner or later.""Awesome!"After putting your hand in your mouth you let out a sharp whistle."HEY! ANYONE KNOWS WHERE THE REALM OF GODS IS?"Some of the former slaves nod stating they originally came from there before their masters grew bored of them."Good! Take us there!"Your march is loud and plainly visible with buildings collapsing all around you. As your presence became undeniable the guardians of the place started to flock to you once they managed to arm themselves after the initial warning they received from their allies. You fully expected to suffer losses along the way as these forces were quite heavily armed and armored. They rained steel and explosions down on you with their extensive arsenal but there were two key factors which managed to swing things your way. For one these people while obviously well trained and well equipped fought like absolute amateurs, most likely because none of them ever actually expected they'd need to wage war. They were very capable duelists, excelling in single combat which shows they are actually bodyguards but they were lousy soldiers. The other factor which ensured your losses were minimal were your friends. Your various martial skills and devil fruit powers, especially Angels Logia were enough to fight back against and counter the enemy. As glass, fish-hooks and spider-webs filled the battlefield and brought you ever closer to victory your army became more zealous and started fighting ever harder. You see that they are eager to have their revenge for what has been done to them.Naturally some lost spirit and along the way you did free some more slaves. These elements were instructed to follow your trail back where you came from, then follow the black markers Hagetaka placed around. They would await your return at the cliff when all of this was over. But for now you must focus on the gigantic gates before you which prevent your passage into the lofty realm of the gods."Aww. They don't know we're here. Boys! Please knock on the door!"As one of the armed slaves behind you readies a cannon you overhear something quite juicy coming from the other side."Saint Joseph! Please you must understand! We need to take you somewhere sa-"BANG"Shaddup. Don't bother me on my walk."You think that's just precious and wave your hand forward. The gigantic gate gets blown to bits which does surprise the dragon beyond but he sounds more like he's annoyed than anything."Huh? What's all that noise?"A moment later he disperses into a cloud of red mist as you fire the first shot right through his chest. It is your right as captain after all. The men behind you have stopped as they simply can't fathom that this actually just happened."Alright! Now you guys try..."
>>4908717I'm sure a few small things'll get snagged along the way.Like a new hat.
>>4908717the vote to loot the place didn't win
>>4908716Never read it. I swear I thought that was cropped hentai>>4908717There are... buuuut not the kind you might want. They are very specific in their purpose
>>4908725>There are... buuuut not the kind you might want. They are very specific in their purposethe zoan and paremecia from the boa sisters didn't come from here ?
>>4908725Devil Fruit is a Devil Fruit, whatever loser buys it and gets a shitty fruit only meant for a slave to be more amusing or better at sex is their loss. If we stumble upon one no reason to not take it.
What will we do with Saint Mjosgard?Also, Captcha is fucking stupid and who's bright idea was it too add it?
>>4908728They did. Why do you think they gave it to them? The Love-Love fruit... to a little girl.Anyway it hardly even matters. You don't have the luxury to care about looting. Shit is about to go down
>>4908731He's probably the only one smart enough to hide. Or he's trying to get slaves and other Dragon's safe, which may lead to him dying, which would suck.
>>4908719>mfw the little piggies literally opened the door and let us in.
>>4908731I hope he is probably smart enough to hide or run away
We might just spare him since he's nice and has no Slaves
>>4908732I'm still not quite sure what the appeal was in getting medusa'd when you get an erection.
>>4908737Kinda hard to say that when quickdraw McGraw blows your chest open.Silver ain't one for small talk once his targets have been acquired and he's in full rampage.
>>4908738It gets them hard. That's all they thought about. They are not very bright.
They gave them fruits for amusement, they probably didn't know what they were
>>4908738It's a popular theory that just how Alvidas Sube-Sube no Mi turned her hot or how the Hobby-Hobby no Mi made sugar a perma-loli it's actually the Mero-Mero no Mi that made Hancock the most beautiful woman in the world as a side effect
>>4908719>The Slaves see their owners as mortals>They see them bleed and die as they haveThey wouldn't be allowed to be slaves with what they witnessed, brutal violence for glory and revenge will be all they have left.>>4908731He is either seeing our warpath, and getting his likely very few worthy to live away from the place, and in hiding. Or he's about to make a very bad tactical error in stepping in our indiscriminate line of sight. If he saw us actually kill a dragon, hopefully it is the former.>>4908737We don't even know the guy, and far as Silver is concerned anyone in fancy clothes that enters his field of view is getting cut down without thought.>>4908740Unless the slaves with him notice the guy first, and vouch for him, he likely isn't getting out of this alive if he isn't hiding. However. I put forth an idea. If we meet him, and he survives long enough for someone to vouch for him, we take him with us.>>4908745That sounds like a very plausible thing to occur. Kinda curious as to what she looks like without it. Speaking of, is best girl Sandersonia going to faint when she sees us and our slave army next time we meet?
Oh yeah, does that mean that Sandersonia and Marigolds fruitsmade them huge? They usedtoo be Hancocks size before
>>4908746I would argue having a Dragon actually on the Redline would be more useful than dragging one along.Plus they might disown him like Homing, and then the amount of decent Dragon's goes from one to zero.
>>4908749Probably? Who knows with how peoples bodies work here, but they might have got those features by having Zoan's at a young age, thus affecting their bodies more so as they grew up.>>4908751I suppose, then in that case I hope for his sake he stays the fuck outta sight and doesn't mistakenly pull a an hero moment.
There are less guards than you expected inside. Mostly because the ones holding their leash wouldn't want some dirty soldiers loitering around and souring the mood. That will change soon but until then it's easy pickings for everyone. You decide to take a step back and enjoy the view for a few moments while you collect yourselves and fly up to a tower overlooking the holy city. The crowd that you agitated is vicious. Though some of them may fall to the firearms the Dragons carry around it's precious little when faced with hundreds of blood thirsty men eager for revenge."Whew. And I thought I was bloody. Never thought I'd ever see someone getting torn apart like that.""I know, it's great isn't it?"You smile with Marcella and Murray while Hagetaka is staring at the scene without a care.Ann unfortunately doesn't share your enthusiasm."This is horrible! I think I'm going to be sick. I know they deserve this but these men they, they are behaving like animals!""Starved, abused animals that were unshackled. Sorry sister but I don't think we have any right to complain, seeing as someone like that is our captain. Anyway shall we get in on the fun while we still can?""Oh YEAH!"You spot a rather large castle which isn't currently being flooded with angry men and swing over to it. At the front entrance there is a Celestial Dragon angrily knocking on the door."Let me in at once! I am Saint Santiago and I demand entry!""Buh. I did not invite you to dinner Santiago. What are you doing here? Go away.""OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW! I CAN'T GET TO MY ESTATE!""Why are you so worked up for buh? Just leave me alone, your voice is annoying.""YOU STUPID IDIOT! WE NEED TO HIDE! D! D. HAS COME!""You and your stupid bedtime stories. I'm ending the call. Good riddance!"As the conversation ends you decide to shank the poor little guy that was left out but let him live long enough to see you entering the estate. As he breathes his last you start cracking your knuckles and go to work. The castles these obese pigs call home are massive and house a great deal of obstacles for you to get through, meaning guards and slaves. But the guards go down like the rest and the slaves are easily swayed once they realize you are here to grant them the two things they want. So you carve a bloody path through the palace breaking every statue, tearing apart every painting and pound every idiot in your way until you cleared the whole thing. The only place left is the dining room where the lord of the castle is currently located. You decide to have a little fun and politely open the door."Excuse me.""Hmmmmmm? Who are you? And what's with all that noise?! How am I supposed to enjoy my meal like that?! UNACCEPTABLE! Now bring me more wine! This mermaid caviar is inedible without my golden-wine! And how dare you not bow before me?! Bah! I'll have your head for that! Now fetch me my wine!""Okay."
>>4908745>Hobby-Hobby no Mi made sugar a perma-loliA fruit that creates permanent cunny, how other fruits can even hope to compete
>>4908756Well that's a shame. I do hope that Mjosgard isn't here.
>>4908756>No one disagrees that Silver is basically a unshackled wild animal.>>4908757It does a lot of weird shit along with that. It's kind of bullshit.>>4908756The dumbass if getting that bottle shoved down his throat.
For the record this isn't Mjosgards family, this is just the best picture I could find
>>4908766Oh that's good.
>>4908766Oh, that's good news. Lets play purge a Royal Line without fear then.
>>4908768Why did it change?
Lets hope Mjosgard is out shopping or something for the day
>>4908768It's like musical chairs, but with spears.
>>4908771Wait, nevermind this>>4908776I can't read.
"Oh yes Daddy! It's so fun when you punish someone! Can we quarter him?"You barely even noticed the girl sitting at the same table as him, sitting on a slave as if she was a stool."Hmmmm. Yes my daughter. The horses could use a bit of exercise so they don't get lazy."You walk over to the big wine shelves and pick the one you think is correct."This one?""Yes you imbecile. Now hurry up or I'll have you hanged first!"After bringing over the bottle to the obese man you smack him over the head with it in one swift motion. The glass shatters and wine spills everywhere. The big greaseball is bleeding from the back of his head but aside that and some concussion he seems fine. Until you grab him by the head and ram him into the table and the plates in front of him. His daughter seems furious by this. "How dares filth like that touch us? He will pay!" You just know that these kind of thoughts are crossing her mind. Neither she nor her father have a grasp on emotions like fear. Well... her daddy is learning judging by his gargling. The girl however picks up the rifle by her side and aims it at your head. Until she gets tied up in a fine web of silk."Thanks Spider!""Anytime.""Now then, you seem to be still breathing. Let's fix that!"Grabbing him by the ankles you start dragging him and it kinda annoys you how he's clawing the ground to grab anything. Deciding what's enough is enough you swing him into the wall and start to pummel him with your fake arm until it feels like his skull stops offering any resistance. Once you had your fair share of fun with him you let the slob drop to the ground and turn your attention to the other dragon. Bet you can squeeze some more entertainment out of her. Ann was even nice enough to giftwrap her for you."Now then, what to do with you?""You'll pay for this you vermin! You dare raise your hand against your gods? Your creators?! You'll answer for this! You will all PAY!"As you give her a smack with the back of your hand to shut her up Marcella struts up to you."Man I LOVE seeing stuck up bitches like that get what they deserve. But as much as I'd like to see you tear her to pieces I think we can make use of her.""Do tell.""I found this in one of the storage rooms we set on fire. Came with its own mini-mushy as well. It's pretty neat!"Marcella shows you an unlocked bomb-collar."If you tamper with it, or leave the range of the mushi or if someone presses this button here BOOM! What do you say? Fitting no? And we could take her with us!""Ugh...""Not like that idiot! Imagine if we had a Dragon as a hostage! The navy couldn't do JACK to us!""Hmmmmm."Tempting."Forget it Silver. Better just kill them outright. Imagine the kind of heat we'd get if we took one of them. Forget one Admiral. We'd get the entire fleet sent after us.""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.">Nah. (Kill her)>Hippity Hoppity you are now property!>Other?
>>4908815>Hippity Hoppity you are now property!>BUT WE AREN'T PUTTING A COLLAR ON HER, SHE'S THE NEW FIGUREHEAD FOR THE SHIP!>Just gotta remember to feed and water her.
>>4908815>>Nah. (Kill her)>>Even if she's Trash I am not making ANYONE a Slave.
>>4908815>Nah. (Kill her)I'm here for slaughter and with God as my witness I'm not leaving until we've decimated enough of these clowns to fill a tax ship twice over.
>>4908815>Hippity Hoppity you are now property!How will the World Government EVER recover from this power move?
>>4908815>>Nah. (Kill her)Silver isn't a slaver, silver isn't a kidnapper. That just not something we'd do, ever. Killing however is definitely something we'd do.
>>4908815>>Nah. (Kill her)Taking her hostage would be more trouble than it’s worth.
>>4908826By body count or body mass?>>4908815switching>>4908823>Nah. (Kill Her)
>>4908815>Nah. (Kill her)wow wtf is even this new captcha
>>4908815>Nah. (Kill her)No point chaining her up for nothing.They should all just die.
also, taking someone as slave, even if a CD, would kinda go agains silver's whole thing imo
>>4908845Yepp. Pretty much this.
>>4908815>Nah. (Kill her)I don't think Silver would be down with slavery even if she is literal trash.That and it's way to much trouble for what it's worse. We'd have to drag her along everywhere because if we were ever seen without her we'd be targeted.
>>4908815>Nah. (Kill her)
Welp it's unlikely to change from here so I'm calling the vote. But it will have to wait until next threadSee you guys later!And yes, I will do reaction omakes in the future. Reply to this post with your chosen person or faction
>>49088356 of 1 half dozen of the other.
>>4908855Checked!>>4908856Goodnight then. >OmakesWOOOOOOOO>>4908864Damn, you want to push the meatstains into the wood next?
>>4908856I'm interested in eliza, mary, doflamingo, rayleigh and shakky.
>>4908872>>4908856Shakky and Rayleigh could be a combo with Shakky laughing her ass off, and Rayleigh facepalming.
>>4908856I wonder what Ol Mawnkay Dee Duhwagon and his people are thinking about the rampage at the heart of nobles land.
>>4908856>omakeYep i guess I would like doffy, jimbe, mary and revolutionaries(maybe dragon pov)
>>4908856Wait wait wait, Dragon, Sabo, and the Revolutionary Army crews reaction to our slaughter of dragons!>>4908879We still owe Sabo a rematch.
>>4908856The ones listed here >>4908872 are pretty good.I'd also like to see Blackbeard and the other Yonko, Revolutionaries, and obviously Luffy. I'm sure Rayleigh will make an offhand remark about it during his training.
>>4908856Thanks Spooks for today.I would say a reaction from either Eliza, Mary, the Boas or just Sandersonia, Blackbeard or any Yonko and the revolutionaries would be nice, we could also see Luffy's and Rayleigh's as has been mentioned before.
>>4908888>QuadsBased and Checked
>>4908856I'm sure this'll be a nice pickmeup for the Whitebeards at least.
>>4908856Thanks for the run spooks!as for Omakes I'll simply say "yes" and agree with the other anons, because there are no wrong answers there.
>>4908856>omakesThe last shreds of Sengoku's sanity disintegrating.
>>4908856The reaction of any of the high world government guys would be interesting to see.
>>4908895I don't even think Whitebeard will be alive by the time the news gets out. Unless it gets out in the middle of the war.
>>4908927We did let the warning go out, I bet it should reach them pretty quickly at the very least. Like speakers in Marineford go off at once sounding the alarm the Holy City is under attack and the Celestial Dragons are being killed in the streets.
>>4908904>In this timeline he experiences under his command>2 kids stealing and/or destroying Navy ships>2 kids critically injuring several Navy Officers>2 kids ousting corrupt Navy officers>1 nutjob stealing from the Celestial Dragons Treasure ships>1 punk kid of his officer catching and beating one of his Warlords attempt to take over a found Line's country>2 kids sieging and leveling Eneis Lobby and ending CP9>1 kid assaulting a Celestial Dragon>1 kid publicly executing 3 Celestial Dragons>1 kid breaking out of Impel Down, and almost rescuing the son of the 2 of the most well known Pirates in the world>1 psychotic kid that managed to not only escape capture from an Admiral by maiming themselves, but climbed the Red Line.>Started a slave riot>And slaughtered an entire family line of Celestial Dragons>And all during an open war for the son of the most famous Pirate of all time>And in the process of escaping, likely scot free, from torching the Holy Land of the Gods.I honestly feel really damn bad for Sengoku, like holy shit, he started going grey with just Luffy, after hearing this, he may just say FUCK IT to the Navy in general and just quit entirely. He didn't ask for this shitshow about to drop in his lap.
>>4909020I imagine he'll just give even less of a fuck, just telling random people shit like the Gods Valley Incident, and other stuff that was supposed to be kept under wraps. I imagine things like the level six prisoners busting out will be more well known now.
>>4909135Considering the level 6 prisoners were there in front of everyone, I suppose it makes sense.
>>4909020After all I would be shocked if he didn't also support Aikanu as next Fleet admiral
>>4909361After all THIS
>>4909361>>4909364Honestly after all this shit Kuzan would probably look at the job, look at Aikanu and then start laughing as he packed his bags and left.The fucker wants to deal with Silver full time on top of everything else? Let him.
>The Celestial Dragons release a cartoon attempting to portray themselves as the victimized good guys, with Silver obviously the bad guy.>We now skip to the part where they pretty much rip off Invincible's genocide scene>"You don't seem to understand, this planet is MINE to rule."https://youtu.be/gfV_Doo9UHU"Tom Tom" intensifies as the exaggerated(?) version of Silvers proceeds to wreck the Celestial Dragons and their homes via sonic booms in his Zoan form>Silvers: ....Wait, I can do that?!>Mistakes were made
So I checked out the requests and here's a generalization of how that will go>ElizaNo>MaryI'm planning to do Garps circle as a whole to save space>WhitebeardsMight be underwhelming because they would be more concerned with mourning and running for their lives so your actions wouldn't even be a tertiary concern for them>BlackbeardNow THAT is interesting>DoffyImma be real it completely slipped my mind that he'd be super into it. Will try to whip up something>The Boa sistersYes>Rayleigh and ShakkyOn the fence with that one because some anons already summed it up "Shakky laughs, Rayleigh seethes"If I get a good idea I'll do something>The RevolutionariesOh yes. But only if y'all are okay with trannies>>4909750>que a generation of children worshipping a criminal as their idol ala X-Drake and Hawkins
>>4909754>Oh yes. But only if y'all are okay with tranniesI'm down.
Oh and while I'm planning to get shitfaced today if I'm not feeling too bad tomorrow I'll try running.
>>4909754Oh before I forget, did Ace still bite it or do we still have a chance to fuck that marine plan up with our cocaine, meth, and steroid addled fox in the henhouse routine?Because I'm really hoping we can make their day just the shittiest day it could possibly be.
>>4909750>Silvers: ....Wait, I can do that?!>Mistakes were madeKek. They give our creative boys ideas and he doesn't even know what plagiarism means.>>4909754>Eliza>NoBoooo, we want spoilers!>Mary>I'm planning to do Garps circle as a whole to save spaceThat works, Lucci must be as outwardly smug as possible while internally screaming that capital E evil exists in the world, and its our crazy ass.>WhitebeardsMight be underwhelming because they would be more concerned with mourning and running for their lives so your actions wouldn't even be a tertiary concern for themYeah, that's fair. They got more important shit to deal with.>Blackbeard>Now THAT is interestingWe probably cut half his recruits because he likely threatened and made plans to sack the Celestial Dragons, while we went and just fucking did it. AFTER cutting our hand off to escape the Lightspeed Admiral.>Doffy>Imma be real it completely slipped my mind that he'd be super into it. Will try to whip up somethingEither go all in on his throbbing erection to meet us, or his crew backing away slowly as he starts convulsing on the ground from genuine laughter.>The Boa sisters>YesOH YEAH: Breaks wall>Rayleigh and Shakky>On the fence with that one because some anons already summed it up "Shakky laughs, Rayleigh seethes"Damn our collective brilliance.>If I get a good idea I'll do somethingBased>The Revolutionaries>Oh yes. But only if y'all are okay with tranniesThey're hilarious in this universe, so sure.>que a generation of children worshipping a criminal as their idol ala X-Drake and HawkinsWilliam is the coolest kid wherever he goes.>>4909763Don't die.
>>4909403Wait, its implied Kuzon joined Blackbeard because he was the greatest threat out there, since we actually slaughtered Celestial Dragons and burned the city down, does that mean we get the icy Admiral himself joining us?
>>4909846BB would probably still be outwardly seen as the greatest threat if he ended up with Whitey's fruit.
>>4909854I guess, but on results alone we did more than he has too date in the actual timeline.
>>4909846That's assuming the marines will even let him quit now
>>4909854>BBI know you meant Blackbeard, but I couldn't help but think of a certain mischievous kouhai AI.And then thinking of Blackbeard in her swimsuit.Have fun with that.
>>4909767Sadly no.If you chose Marineford you could've. But even then it would've been hard
>>4909886You re now picturing Blackbeard's secret garden.
>>4909879It seems like Kuzon quitting was part of a plan to infiltrate Blackbeard, and part him and Akinu taking a chance to beat the shit out of each other. So he might still head out, interestingly Kizaru isn't part of this from what we have seen, so he may just be working there without a care in the world...or they're worried he'd fuck up and tell someone.>>4909886Your an evil bastard you know that.>>4909910KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>4909898Damn, I liked that guy. Oh well, can't have everything I guess and showing the world you can in fact kill these fucks and get away with it is also important.
>>4909963I wonder if they're going to change our epithet. Or nickname. Whatever you want to call it. "God-butcher" Silver? "Hellbeast" Silver? "Mega Edge Name" Silver?
>>4909977Actually come to think of it "Dragon slayer" would be pretty rad.
>>4908644>Kong and his massive nuts shall go unmolestedTbh I'm in the camp that the Gorosei are Admiral-tier, though Im's reveal might have changed my mind on that. So assaulting Pangaea wouldn't have been smart.
>>4910015Bat Out of Hell Silver
>>4909977After Kizaru platonically raped us, we were briefly named "Punished" Silver
>>4910044Wanna know how I lost this arm kid?
>>4910044What about "Tarnished" Silver?I think that would be pretty good, all things considered.
>>4910031>>4910044>>4910061These are rad too, but I gotta stick to my guns here. Maybe not dragon slayer, that would be a tacit admission that their "gods" can be killed. Maybe "Dragonsbane"? I dunno.Maybe I'm just a goofy fuck.
>”The Devil” SilverProbably dumb sounding but it kinda makes us an antithesis to the CD’s who are seen as gods>>4910044I remember making that joke in the previous thread. “Punished” Silver has a nice ring to it.
>>4909977>>4910081If they do, and that's a big if, it's not going to be a positive name like that... One that makes us sound imposing or impressive, it'd be something like "Black" Silver or "Madman" Silver or Captain "Murders innocent children in broad daylight" Silver. Or if the propaganda department is especially clever it'd be something like "Pedo" Silver or somesuch. >>4909754Ok, ok. I hear ya, I hear ya Spooky... Saving Eliza for an actual meetup is the right choice there, but damn you for it!There is one more person whose reaction I'm kind of looking forwards too, because it might create some actual character... But I'm sure we'l run into him sooner rather then later either way. Hody Jones.
>>4910150>HodyYou're god damn rightBut it'd becweird to do one on someone you havent met yet
>>4910152Yea, it would be... Maybe to hype up a new antagonist, but yea. I agree. Either way I got you thinking, so I'll call that a win.
>>4910152Well we technically haven't met Doffy either, but its still fun.
>>4910150Kaido, Jinbe, and Crocodile have pretty cool epithets.
I have a feeling we probably won't get a new title, since they just never seem to give new titles to anyone. Like Shanks is just "Red Hair" despite being a Yonko. Same for Zoro with his "Pirate Hunter" title.Although if we were to get one I'd be down for Punished Cavalier Silver or Cavalier Hell Bat Silver. I feel as if the Cavalier is going to stick even if we do get a new title, since we've referred to ourselves as that quite a few times now.
>>4910152I'd be super down for a hody reaction, even though we haven't met him yet.
>>4910228Sniper King to God Ussop
>>4910800That's not a good example because they were correcting what was essentially a mistake.They updated his poster to give more accurate information about him like his real name and actual face.
You look at the explosive spinning around Marcellas index finger and take it in order to take a closer look. Strange, it'd be very convenient and very funny in a way if you did slap it on her neck. Yet no matter how much you think and try to convince yourself about the issue it just does not feel like something you'd want to do, much less enjoy. So with one squeeze you crush the metal and as it falls to pieces you hurl the bomb part of it against the wall to blow a sizable hole into it. Upon seeing this the noble, perhaps from the explosion going off next to her head manages to gather the courage or stupidity to start speaking again."What did you just do to my estate? I'll-"But she finds the words stuck in her throat quite literally as you switch from grasping the metal shards to grasping her throat instead. What this clown failed to notice is that while you have some reservations about enslaving people you have no such inhibitions when it comes to disposing of people. With a simple motion you extend your arm out the hole and let go. Finally in that moment her certainty in her place in the world crumbles as she plummets towards the ground. The only sound sweeter than her scream was the moment of silence that followed it."Huh. I thought dragons are supposed to be good fliers.""A pity. We could've had fun breaking her on the ship.""Nah. And besides she would've been too much trouble. Anyway did you guys set things on fire as I asked?""Yes. We should get out while we can before the flames engulf the entire building.""I think we need to do a bit more than that..."You speak up as you look out the hole for a moment. The others did not get what you mean at first for all they saw was the same field of white flowers that has been blinding them this whole time. But after noticing the peculiar movement of the field and the light reflecting off of it they realize that it is not a field they are looking at. It was an army of knights in polished armor with numbers so vast their formation left not an inch of exposed ground around them."Well... looks like we really kicked the hornets nest this time.""Holy-""-Shit.""Hmmmm.""Oh boy! They sure look mad that we punched their gods in the face! I bet we couldn't kill half of these guys before they overwhelmed us! KEKEKE!"The situation is dire but not hopeless. You still have plenty of ways to escape and cause some additional damage on your way out as a last middle finger to the government. The slaves that you freed might be weak but they are numerous and you're certain they'd not mind dying if it meant they could take as many of the holy servants of the gods with them as possible. Alternatively you could order them to fall back while you hold the marching army back to give them an escape route.>It's time the slaves repaid the favor>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!">Other?
Whew. Made it in time.I gotta say, I'm a bit sad there will be no Tenryubito mindbreak / pirate conversion happening but your reasoning was a sound one. So I have no real complaints
>>4910859>>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!"
>>4910859>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!"
>>4910859>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!">>4910860Well that's the danger of encouraging people to care for and remember the characters motivations, beliefs and morality... Kind of your fault for writing consistent characters, yes indeed. It could have been cool, I agree... But it would also not have been Silver.
>>4910859>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!"Eh, sticking around is not worth it.
Well. Time to see how you can tackle an entire army!>writing3d10+3 best of 3No dc. Higher means more damage inflicted
Rolled 8, 4, 9 + 3 = 24 (3d10 + 3)>>4910898
>>4910859>"Alright guys! One last push before we leave!"Much as Iove a good slaughter there's no point in a last stand.Give em one last kick in the nuts before we bail, oh and let's be sure to leave a good amount of fire too. With any luck we'll get more of the bastards on our way out.
Rolled 7, 7, 5 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)>>4910898rolling for blood
Rolled 6, 6, 9 + 3 = 24 (3d10 + 3)>>4910898>No DC.This is a trap, isn't it?
>>4910903Nooooooooooooooooooooooo why would it be?:^)
>>4910903>This is a trap, isn't it?I'd be disappointed if it wasn't.
"Hey guys what do you say about headbutting the biggest army you've ever seen?!"Your crew smiles and they begin jumping out the window to make their way over to the gates as fast as possible. Meanwhile you take flight and catch the slaves attention with a whistle in your hybrid form."ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Hope you had your share of fun because the party is over! Please follow the black rocks we left back there and wait for us at the end of the cliff! Thank you!"The mob takes a while to get moving but after that they rapidly start leaving the streets. Naturally they don't shy away from starting a few more fires as they do so because clearly the nobility hasn't suffered a big enough blow yet. Leaving behind your vandalizing army you fly up to the wall which the others have scaled and overhear Hagetaka talking with Murray."Are there gates other than the one we blew open?""Most likely yes.""Then it'd be best to make the first move and not let them encircle us.""Agreed. If they get into the city we'll have a much harder time getting away."You raise your hand."So what you're saying is we gotta scare them so hard they can't think straight!""Gyogyogyo! Yes, you could say that!"A quick glance behind the protective walls reveals to you something which should be enough to get the attention of an army. The only real problem will be utilizing it. But you think you could handle it. In your hybrid form you grab Jaws by the shoulder and forcibly take him down while explaining your plan to him. He seems to like the idea. After landing you draw Argent from its scabbard and charge one of the towers of a Celestial Dragons castle. Using the Shimmering Silver you easily carve through the marble like butter and kick the imposing tower so it falls on top of Murray. He manages to catch the thing but he's having a hard time keeping it above his head."OOOF! LITTLE HELP?"You run under the structure and help your first mate out with the lifting before you throw the thing with a mighty hurl over the city walls. For the briefest of moments the surprised screams of the guards could be heard before the tower landed and shook the ground.
The marching army stops in its tracks as about three dozen of its members were quite clearly squashed by a tower that someone threw at them. Needless to say they are a BIT confused by this and they keep getting more and more confused as the supposed army they are meant to reduce to nothing is nowhere to be seen. Instead all they get is a small handful of pirates that jumped down from the high walls and now stare them down. What they did not expect however that these five individuals would charge them with an honest to god smile on their faces. No matter what they unleashed be it guns, melee weapons, cannons or artillery it did not matter. The pirates kept laughing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUFr7rN6oOAMurrays anchor whipped up a whirlwind which sucked up men and metal alike and with each swing he knocked down ten men. Ann using her carapace kept shrugging off lance blows and using both her poison and weapons immobilized droves of enemies. Anyone that got past these two found movement forward nigh on impossible as the ground beneath their feet turned into a blanket of fish hooks which they kept tripping on and inevitably falling face first into more hooks. Not even the air was safe for any of the more elite warriors who knew Geppo as glass kept raining down on them and a monster bat beat anyone who managed to avoid all of that back down. For every scratch and grazing blow they managed to land the protectors of the most holy nation lost at least twenty men.And under normal circumstances that would've been fine. The guards knew very well that they had the advantage, if they just kept going and pushing forward sooner or later the enemy would tire out. But such tactics really aren't viable when the enemy one faces is so terrifying that they simply can not move from fear."T-They are monsters!""We're all gonna die!"Panic overtook reason and it quickly spread among the ranks."Keep going you dogs! Those who oppose the gods must be punished!"One of the frontline commanders threatened his men to no avail. It appears that they'd need to resort to drastic measures if they want to win. However-"Tell your men to pull back general.""WHO SAID THA- Oh.""I'll handle this."The fighting suddenly stopped as the army ceased marching. With no more enemies to beat up you also stopped but something was wrong."H-Hey. Is anyone else pissing their pants right now or is it just me?""No Marcy. Something is coming."A single, very tall man steps out of the crowd with a cane in his hand and a presence that can not be denied. You fall silent as you stare at him, realizing that he alone poses a far greater threat than this collection of meatbags ever could."My apologies. But this fight stops now."Your left arm shudders as you look at this man. He's strong. No. He's a monster."Listen here everyone-">Return to the ship. I'll handle this>RUN AWAY!>We attack together!>Other?
HOLY PISS FUCK THIS CAPTCHA!I FAILED A GRAND TOTAL OF 8 TIMES WITH INCREASING TIMERS TO GET THE NEXT ONEFUCK YOU GOOKMOOT
>>4910981>RUN AWAY!We run away while fighting, tactical retreat!No going it alone this time Silver, were all in this together.
>>4910988Runnin ain't an option my nigga, he can and will kill us if we try.>>4910981>We attack together!
>>4910981>RUN AWAY!We learned this lessonTactical withdrawal! Fighting retreat! Rearguard action, whatever you call it slowly begin to extradite ourselves from the situation. The goal was to fuck shit up and then get away, we fucked shit up... Time to get away!
>>4910981>>We attack together!Changing my vote
>>4910981>RUN AWAY!There is no away we are going to come even close to winning
>>4910997And what do you hope we can do by attacking? He can kill us easier running at him than away.
>>4910991Eh, great minds think alike and all that. But yea, I think its important to mention that I don't know if just trying to legg it will do anything other then legging this guy pick people off one of one. Staying together and everyone trying to hold him off while pulling back ought to be a fair bit safer... If possibly a little slower.
>>4910981>RUN AWAY!I am ascared!
>>4910981>>RUN AWAY!We got demolished by one admiral already. I don’t think we’ll fair any better against someone on the same level.
Sometimes bravery is stupidity indeed. So let's run awayNow... since you just incapacitated roughly about a few hundred soldiers, not to mention the destruction you wrought within the Holy City Issho is quite pissed and will chase you to the ends of the earth3d10+3 best of 3, dc 30, crit 33>writing
Rolled 6, 9, 2 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)>>4911037
Rolled 6, 7, 2 + 3 = 18 (3d10 + 3)>>4911037Oh god please
Rolled 4, 10, 6 + 3 = 23 (3d10 + 3)>>4911037
Rolled 5, 1, 6 + 3 = 15 (3d10 + 3)>>4911037
Rolled 5, 4, 9 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>491103710% chance to pass? I like those odds.
>>4911039Oh no here comes the pain.
>>4911050Pray tell how trying to fight would have done any better.
>>4911050I don't think charging him in the middle of an army would have been much easier, this is the price we pay for compassion and not using the slaves as literal cannon fodder
>>4911050You wanted to fight the guy, how it would be any better ? The DC would probably be even higher
>>4911058Correct>>4911053Well if you succeeded while running away you... would've got awayIf you succeeded while fighting you would've dealt some damage... or rather get a hit in
>>4911053>>4911058>>4911061Oh I know we still woulda been fucked. I'm just surprised that you all thought we'd have a chance to run.It's like when we dealt with Kizaru except even worse because this one takes his job seriously.Still we'll probably get out alive. Might lose a leg this time though.
>>4911075Honestly, considering Marcella's little speech about crew dying and keeping the momentum going anyway... Well, red flags do exist for a reason and I'm more then a little worried.
>>4911075>>4911078Yeah i am thinking someone is going to die this time
>>4911084Hope not tho, I like everyone... And we didn't roll that badly, did we?
Wait, this is 2 years before, shouldn't Issho be at best Vice Admiral Level?Also, wtf? This is way before he was recruited
So how many CD did we kill in total?
>>4911105We can personally amount to 3 but our army was running wild and those fuckers have the survival instincts of a fried trout on a 3 week bender. We can probably comfortably say low to mid double digits.
>>4911102>Vice Admiral LevelNot necessarily. He's fairly old>This is way before he was recruitedHow observant of you!
>>4911102>Issho be at best Vice Admiral Level?I don't see why it would be the case just because it is two years before.
>>4911102>>4911112>>4911116My only hope was that he didn't have the DF power yet but wasn't willing to bet on that horse. Could it be?
Why does Issho even give a shit about CD?
>>4911102man's a monster. He joins the marines 2 years later and is immediately made an admiral.
>>4911112>How observant of you!Plot hole or butterfly effect ?
If we get the chance, should we kill him?
>>4911120He more than likely doesn't because they're a bunch of slaving cunts. Unfortunately they are slaving cunts he is legally obligated to protect, and even disregarding them there are also the civilians caught in our completely justified rampage.Oh they are definitely few and far between considering the amount of slaves but they do exist.
>>4911126Neither. But the latter is kinda right.
"RUN AWAY!"The order comes out of your mouth practically on its own and it's pretty much the thing everyone wanted to hear as before you even finish the word they are already turned around. It would be simply foolish to challenge something like this, especially if your gut instincts are right and this guy is on par with an admiral. What you did not realize however was just how massive that gap between you actually is."I won't let you get away."You look over your shoulder and see him drawing a blade out of his can and he slices the air with it. His cutting attack is unlike yours as it doesn't produce a visible current of air and it simply passes through you without dealing any damage. And at that point you realize that his intention was not to harm you. Every single one of your crewmembers fall to the floor as if pressed down by something and you do the same. Something made your entire body weigh several times more to the point that you can not even budge. Even Angel is incapable of movement as the moment her body breaks apart into glass shards they too get pressed into the ground. To top it all off it seems like you all of you experience this weight change the same way even though there is a great difference between your physical abilities. Meaning he can adjust the effect to suit each of you."W-What... is this?"Marcella looks at Murray expecting answers."I-It's like I'm at the bottom of the ocean! But this is way worse!""It's the power of gravity."The terrifying man speaks up as he sheathes his blade and starts walking up to you."All this destruction... I can feel ash in the air, hear the last breath of so many people. So much destruction, such malice. All done by a child. I struggle to accept it yet the evidence is plain to see, even for me. Were the circumstances be any different I'd try my best to let you off easy. But you sealed your fate. I can not allow such evil to exist. Sigh. When the Government hired my services I did not expect I'd have to murder a child.""W-Who is this man?!"Angel looks up at the person who's now quite close to you."My name is Issho and I'm a mercenary. Now you may rest in peace knowing your killers name. Please don't hold it against me. Goodbye."Issho prepares to draw his blade fully. You know you must stop him at all cost but try as you might you simply can not budge under the crushing influence of what must be his devil fruit ability. So with little else to do you laugh with a wide smile and try to turn your head to look at the others."Kek. Sorry everyone. Guess I lost!"
Lemme guess, Eliza or someone is going too show up too save the day?Alternatively, Issho gets called back due too the Whitebeard War and decides too spare us
>>4911164Or we just bite it.
>>4911164You don't understand. He's not a marine. At all. Who's going to recall him?
And that's itThank you all for playing!:^)
>>4911186God fucking dammit Spooky you’re killing me here.
Clouds gather above as the hired sword swings his great blade and your friends shout after you with all their strength."SILVER!""SILVER!""CAPTAIN!""IDIOT!"You hear the steel singing as the man swings down with it. Well it was a good run while it lasted. The only regret you have is that your friends are not going to get away from this one either. It sucks but that's just the way it is. There is nothing you can do about it so you just accept it. But as you resign yourself to your fate you start getting goosebumps on your skin and you're not the only one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMXWm94ClJUA swift wind passes over you and you hear the ringing of steel clashing against steel. The cut of the swordsman is redirected into the air where it parts the sea of clouds above with a thunderous boom. Your would be assailant jumps back and his concentration breaks, freeing you from his hold. He raises his sword in a guard stance and speaks up."Who are you? You're not with these pirates.""Who, me? I'm just a little girl who was on her way to the biggest party in recent times. Then I saw the fireworks up here and I just KNEW I couldn't miss it! And looks like I came just in time."The others manage to shake off Isshos influence and look up confused."Who is this beast?!"As the others try to figure out who this mysterious person is you can't help but feel tears swelling in your eyes."E-Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-""Hey kid!"Eliza smiles."Heh, what's the long face for? Aren't you glad to see me again? Pft. Typical! Anyway get yourself together. You'll get what you want later. I'll just handle this one first!"She smashes her fists together and begins walking towards Issho with a stride.>This is your chance to run away!>Sit back and watch her work>"NO! I'LL FIGHT WITH YOU!">Other?
>>4911186How a qm can be so based ?
>>4911196>"NO! I'LL FIGHT WITH YOU!"ALSO WE HAVE A WHOLE NEW FAMILY FOR YOU TO MEET! SOME OF THEM ARENT HERE BUT THEYRE JUST AS GREAT! ONE OF THEM IS ACTUALLY A SHIP AND ANOTHER IS A GIANT AND WILL LOVES TO STEAL PANITES! IM SO HAPPY I COULD KILL A WHOLE NOTHER FAMILY BRANCH OF DRAGONS!
>>4911196>>This is your chance to run away!Don't want to be sitting around getting in the way.
>>4911196>>This is your chance to run away!Damit I'm torn but we need to get out of here.
>>4911196>>This is your chance to run away!Big Sis got this! We can safely get the crew away in the meantime.
>>4911196>Sit back and watch her work
>>4911196>This is your chance to run away!We are just going get in the away, Eliza is going to need all her attention to fight someone like fujitora.
>>4911196I wanna fight, I wanna fight, I don't wanna run... Can't run when Kaizoku-nee is watching... everyone else is being sane tho, I don't have to feel bad. >Sit back and watch her work
>>4911223It's okay bud. Soon. Soon we will be able to get praise and headpats for our awesome progress and can-do attitude. We'll even get to show off our tattoo and get bonked for not including her on it somewhere.Truly wholesome.
>>4911196>Sit back and watch her workWhile running is probably a good idea, I wanna watch this fight, if only Gu was here so we could get popcorn
>>4911196Changing my vote>>4911214To>Sit back and watch her workget our inner fangirl fed
>>4911196>>Sit back and watch her work
Sitting back and watching the fireworks just barely won the voteShame about the tag-team stuff>writing
I wonder what deplorable things Sis is gonna teach us.
You feel several pairs of hands grabbing hold of you and hear the voice of Murray."Come on Silver we got to go! It's not safe here!""NO! I DON'T WANT TO!"You actually elbow him in the face and use every bit of strength you have to get out of their hold."I'LL STAY!""You idiot! We're dead if we don't skedaddle RIGHT NOW!"But it appears that Eliza heard that and she chuckles."Sniff. Silver huh? Did you really steal my name like that?""WHAT?!""WHAT?!""WHAT?!""WHAT?!""W-Well I-""Heh. It's okay. But if you're gonna lug that around you gotta learn the secret family recipe. Now pay attention because I'll only show you once. Hey you, fishman. Let him go. That old fart over there knows if he ignores me I'll chew through all those meatbags behind him. So sit down and enjoy the show!"She then starts winding her arm and a loud crackling sound can be heard coming from it."The big boys are about to play!""If you think I'll let you get away with this you're sorely mistaken! Though I may be blind even I can see that these pirates can not be allowed to live! Gravito-"Issho pulls his sword behind his back in a reverse grip and it feels like the entire Red Line is shaking because of him."Sorry old fart. I don't care. And maybe you should stop using the color of observation if you want to garner some pity points. Now... Mad-Dog Style-"Eliza pulls her left arm back and just holds it there, waiting for the deadly swordsman to unleash his attack."RAGING TIGER!""SILVER VOICE!"The old guy is the first to make a move and Eliza only reacts to it at the last moment, her fist hitting the invisible attack the moment it was fully thrown out. A line appears on the ground inches away from her fist and it continues to spread in both directions, destroying any and all that gets in its way. It's nigh on impossible for you to remain steady as the mountain itself is struggling to keep itself together as these two monsters engage each other. But the shockwave dissipates and both of them take a moment to look at the other before they take off in a mad dash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsBHWIgQQpcLeaning forward until her torso is practically in parallel with the ground the lady-pirate moves forward with her hands pointing forward, like a beast ready to pounce on its prey. Meanwhile the swordsman grits his teeth and swings his weapon around without hesitation or reservation. They exchange several blows during which sparks fly out from where they block each others attacks. A few times it feels like Issho is getting the upper hand like when he's about to gut Eliza but the sword simply bounces off her abs. Realizing he can't just deal with this issue in one blow the mercenary then switches to swinging his sword around seemingly randomly, causing the debris around him to start floating. But his impromptu projectiles only serve to give her platforms which she can jump between, making her wild attacks even more erratic.
>>4911350>but the sword simply bounces off her abs. H-hot
>>4911355I am MOIST.
The man is clearly very skilled and manages to block most of the incoming violence but judging from how much his sword is being swatted around it's probably safe to assume he's having a hard time. In his desperation he does a quick iai cut which produces these strange rings of purple energy. Looking up at the sky where they went you soon start to see a second sun appearing. Or more accurately a meteor falling out of the sky. Even Eliza needs to pause to look at this."Heh. Shit... What rock your crawled out from and what did they feed you?""Go ahead. Make your move! But I got more where that came from.""Is that so? Well then. Mad-Dog Style: Silver Fang!"Jumping as if she was fired out of a cannon Eliza flew up to the gigantic rock and hit it with a great, arcing kick. The blazing meteor blew up into innumerable pieces, showering the entire battlefield. Issho was thus forced to use his devil fruit to stop these pebbles from killing most of the men and women standing behind him. Seeing this Eliza made her way down to the rookie pirates."Okay this guy is actually nutty and I wanna fight him properly later. So we have to leave!"She then grabbed each of you one by one and hurled you in the direction of the cliff. But she left you for last."B-BUH I GOT THIS COOL TATTOO! AND MY ARM! AND EYE! A-AND I GOT FRIENDS NOW-""Hey. Hey! You can tell me everything when we're safe, okay? Now go!"You then get hurled away and start flying much faster than you ever managed on your own. Within moments you violently crash land near the part of the cliff that got designated as your drop-off point. The others don't waste any time asking questions from you though."Was that who I think it was?! SILVER? Answer us!""Erm Mister Murray I think we have other things to worry about. Like getting off the mountain? Are we ready Miss Hagetaka?""Ready as always."Using her logia powers Angel creates a great glass cage big enough to house all of the freed slaves that managed to get out and you. Meanwhile Spider is busy spinning a big enough web which she could turn into a bag. And finally you will do as you planned and provide the amount of heat necessary for the hot air balloon to take off. Granted this is way more people than you accounted for but it'll work. It has to. With everything in place you push the contraption off the cliff and escape Mary Geoise.
Okay for real this time, I am done for the day.This 40+ heat is making me want to an hero so bad. Can barely think straightAnyways! Congratulations on successfully raiding one of the most important places in the world and escaping relatively unharmed!Next time you'll have a reunion to deal with as well as the aftermath of not only your but Blackbeards and Luffys bullshit tooAnyway. Have a good night!
>>4911381Thanks for the run Spooks, and good night!
>>4911381Thanks Spooks and have a good night!
>>4911381Thanks for running spooks! Oh this got good Spooks, real good. S
>>4911381Night spooks. Thanks for the madness
thanks for the run spooky
>>4911381Rock on Spooks have a good night!
>>4911381I may have missed it, but that was a great run.
>>4911381Hey Boss, I've finally found an image that accurately describes Silver's entire decision making process.
>>4911513It's funny because some form of raptor would've been Silvers ancient Zoan. Or some giant monitor lizard. Or some ancient crocodile
>>4912236>Silver could have been the "Clever Boy"It hurts, but being a bat is still good.
>>4911513Doctor Dinosaur heh? I see someone is familiar with Atomic Robo
>>4912236>Or some ancient crocodile>Marines when they see a fucking Galloping Crocodile gunning at them at full speed while on fire and cackling like a madman.
>>4912647Why does that read like something in a Batman comic about a stunt Joker pulled?
>>4911381>40+ heatI didn't know Spook was a Euro.
Also if we went to Pangaea would the curbstomp fight have been with the Gorosei, or Kong?
>>4913101Eastern Euro IIRC. Though I may be getting my QMs mixed up.
>>4913101My time-slot did not give it away?East Yurop where living is expensive, wages are small but gays have no rights and piracy is legal>>4913123Kong + CP0
>>4913507How strong is CP0?
>>4912647Don't think we'd have fire powers with any but our bat fruit
>>4913613Life finds a way.
>>4913596Lucci is promoted to head of CP0 after the timeskip, I think. So the real beatdown comes from Kong.
>>4913647Sounds about right, have we ever seen that guy fight? I want to say he uses a barrel.
>>4913613That's the fun part, Croco-Silver just opts to cover himself in oil and literally light himself on fire for effect.
>>4913596They are a CP that answers directly to the Celestial Dragons or the WG leaders, to the point that they act as their bodyguards.They also operate within the New World, the Underworld and deal with the Yonko
>>4913721That doesn't really say much when someone like Spandom runs CP9. It is basically the secret service, but this is still the Government that runs on nepotism.
>>4913793That's the funny part. He doesn't.Spandam actually works for Lucci now>After the timeskip, Spandam is shown to be a member of CP-0 along with his former subordinates, Rob Lucci and Kaku, although their roles are now reversed as Lucci is Spandam's superior. While Lucci seems to have given up on taking revenge on Spandam, he does find Spandam annoying. It is currently unknown exactly how Spandam joined CP-0 and how he became Rob Lucci's subordinate within the organization.
>>4913647I don't think he's the leader, just one of the members. After all we only saw him dealing with matters with Doflamingo, not the Yonko like Stussy or the members at Onigashima.
"You IDIOTS!"Two kids were nursing their set of lumps. They received one during the skirmish and one now as their mentor hit them on the head for their foolishness."I told you to stay in the back-lines!""P-Please don't hit us vice-admiral! They just let us out of the infirmary!""That's the reason why I'm punishing you! Do you two morons have any idea what you just did?! If it were anyone other than my grandson both of you would be DEAD by now!""Garp-"Tsuru raised her voice."Enough. Nobody needs this right now. Least of all those two."Indeed the war which would later dubbed The Paramount War had quite a profound effect on the soldiers of the government, especially the fresher recruits who did not have the experience necessary to deal with it. Many have come face to face with the harshness of reality, some more than others. People lost their lives, suffered permanent injuries and the horrors of war brought about a most unpleasant awakening for many as the mental strain unlocked their haki and made them aware of the suffering of the many, many people around them friend and foe alike. These two were among those most unfortunate.Aside Garp, Tsuru, Coby and Mary the fleet admiral himself as well as the former CP9 agent Rob Lucci are also pleasant in the room. Lucci himself has made quite a lot of progress in his recovery thanks to his knowledge of Life Release but he still requires the aid of a crutch to comfortably walk around."For once we are in agreement "Hero". Your Rokushiki is still far too weak. Especially since Strawhat himself made staggering progress since Enies Lobby.""Nobody asked Limpy! And I suggest you shut up unless you want me to replace my dog hat with a cat one!""ENOUGH! Both of you!"Sengoku slammed his fist on the table."How could this happen? This war was a travesty. It was meant to be the final nail in the coffin of piracy! DAMN that Newgate! All those lives were sacrificed for NOTHING! That blood was meant to serve a purpose! To quench the flames of this blasted pirate era! Now it will be fuel!""Don't blame yourself Sengoku."Tsuru spoke calmly."Even if we made every correct move there was simply no accounting for the factors outside our control. If we simply executed Portgas D. Ace then maybe Whitebeard would've been sensible and retreated with his objective gone. But with Sakazuki antagonizing him every step along the way and with the arrival of Teach this was simply inevitable. We pushed him to the brink and he had nothing to loose anymore. It makes sense he'd do the same thing Roger did to spite us.""Sigh. This was supposed to be the end. I simply can't do this anymore-""What are you saying?""Sengoku?""I'll give in my resignation and tell the Gorosei where they can shove it. I only hope that Kuzan has what it takes to take over and make things right. Maybe a fresh pair of eyes is exactly what this god forsaken organization needs."
But as Sengoku was lamenting his imminent retirement a soldier burst in through the front door."I have an urgent report for the fleet admiral!""Of all the- Proceed...""We found more of our missing troops that Whitebeard buried! Approximately 50 men and women, they are alive and currently on their way for treatment!""Finally some good news-"At that exact moment a second recruit sprints in, pale as snow and out of breath. The man looks like he's about to double over any second."U-U-U-Urgent call for F-Fleet Admiral Sengoku!"As the soldier lifts the receiver of the snail the den den mushi turns on and begins transmitting a VERY angry voice."SENGOKU! What the ACTUAL FUCK is going on?!""Kong? You received the verbal reports didn't you? The manuscripts are all on their way. I'm going to take responsibility for this blunder-""SENGOKU! Do you have ANY idea what is going on?! I am getting cooked up here! WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!""The elders are... angry?""GARP! YOU'RE THERE TOO?! CARE TO ELABORATE?!""You're not making any sense Kong. Why are the Celestial Dragons concerned with the outcome of the war and why are they showing interest just now? Maybe if the government sent us all the resources we requisitioned we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.""You guys REALLY don't know what is going on?!""We were just at war Kong...""We ARE at war! 23! 23 of the FUCKING TENRYUBITO ARE DEAD!"The blood in everyones vein freezes at once."FIVE houses! ONE OF THEM COMPLETELY WIPED OUT! Some noname pirate scaled the freaking Red Line while you were busy playing pattycake with Newgate and instigated a slave revolt!""I-Indentured human resources Commander."Sengoku, busy peeing his pants right now can't help but refer to his superior by his official title."SLAVES SENGOKU! SLAVES! I don't care whose FEELINGS I hurt by saying it how it is! And after they were released from slavery they merrily banded together to rip their masters apart with their bare hands! NOW! I'm going to ask one more time, what the fuck did you do! Because we looked over the bounties and only managed to identify ONE! And I hope you're about to tell me some Paradise-nobody was that kind of a threat and you did NOTHING to stop it or I SWEAR-""Kong... Who was the one you managed to identify?"
"The Mad Dog, Eliza D. Silver. She had five accomplices in total, a fishman, three women and some child with an eyepatch and a prosthetic arm."Reactions were mixed but everyone was hit like a truck by this news. Most simply petrified but Garp was getting furious to the point the veins on his fists were bulging outwards, making his protégées nervous. But it was not for the reasons one might think. He was conflicted. On one hand he felt overwhelming hatred for the little monster that did such a thing and on the other he was disgusted by the fact that on some level he was GLAD. But Rob Lucci... Rob Lucci just had the biggest grin on his face that just screamed "I told you so"."That man-"Sengoku spoke with a shaky voice."That man was "Cavaliere" Silver. The same man who murdered the three Celestial Dragons on the Sabaody Archipelago. He is indeed a Paradise Super Rookie with a bounty of 300.000.000. And despite our best efforts we did not manage to halt his progress.""Wait wait wait. The same pirate that Kizaru dispatched?! Are you telling me that you took one eye and one arm from him and his first reaction was to make a complete recovery in a few days and hit us back ten times as hard? What did you DO?""We made a terrible mistake."
This is just one of the several reactions that will happen. I'll post others once I manage to write them.And keep in mind these are all from a future perspective. The Paramount War is still going on in canonAnyway I'm thinking about running next on Wednesday around the usual time
I hate to say it but it's "lose" not "loose".
>>4913960Fuck...It's late here
Get fucked, Marines.
>>4913953Garp should be happy we had the balls to do what all of his family have basically wanted to see happen.
>>4913953>Rob LucciStatus: Erect
>>4913810Good, at least he suffers regardless. I wonder what kind of boss Lucci would be. >>4913944>it beginsOh and>Aside Garp, Tsuru, Coby and Mary the fleet admiral himself as well as the former CP9 agent Rob Lucci are also pleasant in the room.present*>Lucci himself has made quite a lot of progress in his recovery thanks to his knowledge of Life Release but he still requires the aid of a crutch to comfortably walk around.Rematch when?>>4913951>At that exact moment a second recruit sprints in, pale as snow and out of breath. The man looks like he's about to double over any second.>"U-U-U-Urgent call for F-Fleet Admiral Sengoku!"yes>"SENGOKU! Do you have ANY idea what is going on?! I am getting cooked up here! WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!"Yes>"GARP! YOU'RE THERE TOO?! CARE TO ELABORATE?!"Yesss>"We ARE at war! 23! 23 of the FUCKING TENRYUBITO ARE DEAD!">The blood in everyones vein freezes at once.>"FIVE houses! ONE OF THEM COMPLETELY WIPED OUT! Some noname pirate scaled the freaking Red Line while you were busy playing pattycake with Newgate and instigated a slave revolt!"YESSSSSSSSS! HIGH SCORE!>>4913953You go Lucci, you called it, we will kill the gods!>All the lightbulbs best effort="We made a terrible mistake.">>4913955You are the best. The gold you rain on us will be treasured forever.
>>4913953>"Wait wait wait. The same pirate that Kizaru dispatched?! Are you telling me that you took one eye and one arm from him and his first reaction was to make a complete recovery in a few days and hit us back ten times as hard? What did you DO?">"We made a terrible mistake."You heard we lived mothetfuckers, what the hell did you expect we were gonna do? Calm down?
Looked up Batman stuff and found this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJELNDu8Ol8Seems like a good fit.
>>4914022>Batman Who Laughsyikes
>>4914032Ah yes, the flying mammal what keks. An honestly awesome character when he was introduced. And already driven into the fucking dirt by desperate corporate nerds. Seriously they should have used him only in the metal series and then let him stew for a few years before even thinking of bringing him back.
>>4914022>batman who laughsHard pass from me buddy
>>4914022Kinda interesting when he came out, but he's already been put through the wringer despite basically being dry after the whole DC Metal run.Real shame that whenever DC gets something good, or hell, even halfway decent, they just run it into the ground.
Let's become a Titanic Captain.
>>4913955Nice, very nice indeed.Thank you Spooky.I do wonder how they're going to deal with us in the future, because anything less then "dead" seems to backfire *horribly*.Also I have to say that the fact the we keep proving Lucci right is just so good... Cause I bet he's been pushing and lobbying for our head ever since he got our of the hospital.
>>4914386To be fair to them they have been angling for "dead" ever since we pulled that shit at Eins Lobby. It's just the fact that Silver's harder to kill than a damn cockroach, will NOT let you contain him even if he has to lose a limb to escape, and it more than willing to bite the cost if it means he can bite your ass off once he's recovered means that they're not fighting a pirate captain so much as a rabid Coyote with opposable thumbs and an inbuilt need to spite God.I mean for fucks sake they sent a goddamn Admrial at him and all he did was pick up the pieces, spit out his teeth, replace them with fangs and attack literally the one place NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EVEN THINKS OF GOING TO.
still think we could've totally kileld more dragons
>>4914479Who says we're done? First go round netted us 1 destroyed bloodline and a killcount of 23.We just need to beat out highscore on round two.
>>4914497I don't think we're getting a round 2, at least not for a while. The war gave us a pretty easy in, and now that we have attacked I assume that they're going to be adding even more security than what they usually have.
>>4914479Bro, we just got our sister back, we drop off our new groupies, and then come back later for co-op and beat our high score!>>4914501Well what other big things are going to go on in the future? Or let me rephrase that, what catastrophe can we begin in the future that requires that much Marine attention?
Wait, I just realised something>We're a bat>We know kung fu>We eat poisons for breakfast>Everywhere we go we bring disaster>The rich and poor are scared of usSilver is just 2020 in character form.
>>4914501Good things come to those who wait. Besides the fact that we even killed 23, destroyed a bloodline, AND GOT AWAY WITH IT (even if only in the short term as the marines may hope) that's already done a fuckton more damage to the one thing that actually matters to them, their credibility.Fisher Tiger at least had the benefit of being a Slave that revolted, he was brought their by their hands and their will, and even then he was more focused on freeing other slaves and getting them out than doing damage. Rocks was there for the lore drops, was a monster with a possibly even more monstrous crew, and he didn't give a damn who he killed so they could play that off too.Silver though? He came there with the express desire to kill World Nobles, and not only that he or those specifically under his orders succeeded in killing 23, 23 people who should be "gods", untouchable, unkillable by any means.A nobody pirate from no fated bloodline, a mongrel cur born from the scum of the earth, someone who's blood is as common as muck, someone who hasn't even crossed over to the new world, someone coming straight from one of the FUCKING BLUE SEAS killed 23 gods.If he could do it, why the hell should anyone bow to them? If he could do it why the fuck should anyone fear their wrath? If he could do it, what's stopping you?
>>4914565We must send the slaves out to spread the word, the gods can die.
>>4914540I guess we could always blow up the endpoints and flood the New World with lava.
>>4914565>If he could do it, what's stopping you?My mommy said that climbing is dangerous and I shouldn't do it unsupervised. And that "No, your weirdo friends who wear headbands and talk about the number one hoke agy aren't proper supervision.".
>>4914565Yea I agree that this is going to have a pretty big impact, and that 23 is already a good number. I wasn't trying to downplay our actions, because man even us just killing the three down in the auction house would've been enough for us to be at the top of the shitter list.>>4914540I can't really think of any time in the near future where basically all the marines gather in one place and are super distracted, so we probably won't be taking another crack at it until we are way stronger.
>>4914571Oh that sounds fun, we can play lawn darts with the Dragons and aim for darker magma patches.
>>4914575We need to fake our deaths, that way when we come back. They will still only be as prepared as they are now to stop us. And it will be glorious.
>>4914575That and I don't see a reason to head back to the Redline any time soon, so we probably won't be there till we sail the New World.
>>4914431Oh yea, don't get me wrong: They haven't exactly been kind to us, but at this point I'm halfway expecting a "Do not engage" order to go out while they prepare something to properly, inescapably, kill us off for good. The other side of that coin is just a mad manhunt to not let us rest for five minutes, hell I wouldn't be surprised if they put two and two together and the Dragons send a (merc) hitsquad/army down to Fishman island because where else would we go? (And I bet they've been just waiting for an excuse to go there and accidentally grab some mermaids/fishmen while there) >>4914565This guy gets it, the killing is incidental at most... It's the illusion that's been shattered which matters. Not that Silver cares about that... But I bet we made the Revolutionary army's job a whole lot easier. >>4914497There's not gonna be a round 2. Possibly ever. The Marineford war and general hubris gaves us a once in a lifetime opportunity and we still would'a died if not for Eliza picking up on what we were doing. They will happily leave the rest of the world to pirates and revolution if it means Mariegeoise is *never* touched again.
>>4914579That sounds like something the revolution wimps would do.
Dressroas, a very peculiar kingdom within the New World ruled over by a great king who just so happens to be a pirate. Not just any pirate but one of the Royal Shichibukai, Donquixote Doflamingo."Aaaaah! It's good to be back!""Welcome young master!""Behehe! Welcome back Doffy! Did you have fun?""Oh most certainly! Fufuffufufu! Even though it put quite a dent in my plans.""Beeeeh? How come?""That damn old coot Whitebeard! He refused to go down quietly! What a magnificent little announcement he made! I was betting that with his death the new era would come."Doflamingo then sat back in his big couch and started slouching."But this is fine! A new transitional period with even MORE pirates! A Golden Age of Piracy if you will! Watching it will surely be interesting! Fufufufufu!""Eeeeh? Is that so? Should we slow down with production then?""No need. The Beast will still deliver us to a new age. The ride is simply going to be more interesting than expected!""Here's todays newspaper young master.""Ah thank you Sugar! It's good to relax and catch up with the news after a hard days work.""Your tea young master.""Thank you Baby 5..."But as Doflamingo took the cup from his crewmember he promptly let it slip from his finger as he started reading the papers. The ceramic shatters on the ground, spilling the liquid everywhere."DOFFY! What's wrong?"Doflamingo began laughing. He laughed and laughed ever harder until he couldn't help but lean back on his chair and hold his face. The paper fell to the ground and soaked up the tea but the headline was still visible for all his crewmembers to see. "S-Silver?""Wait you know him Trebol?"Diamante asked."Well sorta. I think that's the brat that disrupted our lead supplies that one time! We missed the deadline on one of our shipments because of him."But Doffy did not register their shock. He was too busy experiencing a great myriad of emotions. Images of his childhood flashed before his eyes as he imagined the scene. But while normally he'd only see these in his nightmares and wake up in a cold sweat from them now he enjoyed it. Because now it was the Celestial Dragons who got to experience the nightmare he went through. Just imagining their expressions, what they felt during their first bouts of fear made Doflamingo EXTATIC.He kept laughing like a maniac until his sides started to hurt. But after a while he managed to regain his composure enough to give orders to his subordinates."FUFUFUFUFUFU! I'm sorry my friends but I must ask you to leave now! We'll continue this conversation later! Not you Viola. You stay! I haven't felt this alive since the execution of Gold Roger! I wonder... what kind of a little monster is he?"
>>4915563>Not you Viola. You stay!Oh, no. Doofy got hard and someone has to take care of it.
>>4915563Dressroas please, we are young and supple.
>>4915810>>4915834I guess you can say that Spooky's spelling has been Dressroasted
>>4915563Oh god, he's gonna have Viola spy on us and masturbate furiously, not even to get off, just to beat meat. This won't have any consequences I'm sure.
>>4915995At this rate SIlver's bed is going to end up like the fucking Smash Bros roster.
>>4915563Also while I'm thinking about it, they just went out and said it, just let loose that some no name Pirate got the drop on the entire government's security measures, fucked the gods' anuses raw, came on their backs, and didn't even bother to throw them a dirty rag to wipe?Who the fuck authorized that? Because I know for a fact that, unless Morgan's crazy ass has taken a liking to us, the World Government would NOT let news like this go out.Well unless the CD's went over everyone's heads and are doing this to offer some kind of reward? Like they expect there's some amount of money they could offer that'd make coming after someone as crazy as "Fuck this mountain, fuck these gods, and fuck anyone who had the gall to piss me off" Silver without enough iron and steel to make the Spirit of America erect with jealousy.
>>4916029I bet the CD's told one of Morgan's people, probably because they were complaining that the government doesn't do shit for them, and bad mouthing the Dragon's that did die.
>>4916029Big News Morgans would definitely publish this story with or without the governments approval. If it’s BIG NEWS he will make sure everyone knows about it.
>>4916016Filled to the brim by every man and woman in town?
>>4916029You don't understand Morgan, BIG NEWS is his safe word, and since no one can reliably catch his feathery ass, he's gonna publish it. Now how fast with the World Government spam out contradicting reports, downplaying events, outright lying, ect, that is the real question,
>>4916029>Who authorized thisNobody. Morgans being one of the emperors of the underworld (probably as an information broker) is no stranger to taking bribes to alter a few things. This is the primary reason why good pirates like Luffy and actually dangerous ones like you don't get credit and instead get labeled with non-descript common crimes.But once things get BIG Morgans won't hesitate to spit in the WG and a Yonkos face because being the one who brings these major events to the surface get his rocks off
>>4916208There is NO downplaying this friend. Like how others pointed it out before, very accurately, the main thing about the nobles (and pretty much every big player, yonko included) is that it's not just about being powerful. It's about projecting an image of power. Once the mere thought that the CD can be opposed enters the public it won't leave. There is now a nick in their armor and every psycho or disgruntled citizen will at least consider fucking with them.Sure, the chances of them succeeding are microscopic. Butthere are a lot more people than dragons. So what if the first ten thousand people die if for that number they take one dragon with them?
If nothing else, the Revolutionaries have to be feeling really conflicted about us right now.
>>4916237Probably feel like Rosie did after we smacked her ass. Fear, shame, and a confusing erection.
>>4916237I can even see this as a pretty hot topic among the Revolutionaries. They've been at this war for a while, and here we are straight up killing the people who are responsible for tons of the problems they have with the World Government. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the more trigger happy/jaded people want to start doing more direct warfare, annoyed with how slow the approach of slowly turning islands over one by one is.I could easily see this as causing a divide, potentially leading into a new faction of revolutionaries, with a far more direct approach.
>>4916259I, for one, can't wait to see the Neo Revolutionary Marines in action.
>>4916259I imagine there won't be many people nuts enough to want to scale the Red Line any time soon.
>>4916297To be fair the CD's have fucked over a LOT of people. If it wasn't for the Marines quite literally covering their asses (and their blackmail on the WG's forcing such an arrangement to exist) someone would have probably tried before Silver did.As it stands? If someone is willing, mad enough, or just ballsy enough to think that their deaths would be worth the blood of a CD staining the earth? They might be willing to give it another go.After all anon you have to remember, gods don't bleed, and if something bleeds it can die. What is a CD but a man now, and if one of them ever comes down from their gilded tower again without a literal army of marines covering their ass with enough led to level a city there's a very real chance they'll never get back up there.They've spent generations fucking with people for their own amusement, and now everyone knows you can fuck with them right back.There's a reason Doffy was laughing his ass off. He's known this lesson for almost 30 years and now the last fucking horse has finally crossed the finish line.
>>4916308As with every revolution, after a while all it takes is a spark.Well in this case it's more like a fucking wildfire but hey details amirite?
>>4916308I mean... You are right, but you're also not. I don't think much is going to change with the Dragons... They still have the threat of an Admiral looming over everyone and that's what kept people in check before... They will still have that. They will probably demand a whole lot more then that.And there's the kicker! Consolidation means weakening themselves everywhere else, while they try to build up the forces necessary to be everywhere again, I don't think we will see more Tenryobito's biting the dust but I can certainly see the life of pirates and revolutionary's becoming a whole lot more comfortable with a fair few less marines around to be annoying. I can also imagine the mercenary (pirate hunter) business flourishing as a result of that and the damn near endless coffers of the Dragons and their... Newfound interest in that particular form of gladiatorial combat (Seriously, imagine it: them forming up slave warbands/mercenaries/bought pirates or marines and turning it essentially into a league about whose team can do the best, kill the highest bounty etc etc. Cause I can imagine them doing that, easily. )
So, how do you think Luffy and Kidd reacted?
Might start a few minutea late. Horrible traffic>>4916612Luffy doesn'tHe'll be too busy crying for like a day and then he'll spend the next 2 years playing George of the Jungle without any access to the news
>>4916620Oh yeah, are we getting a Timeskip? Or we heading too the New World like Kidd and Law?
>>4916623I'd be really quite disappointed if we had a timeskip. Two whole years of absolute unexplored freedom from the main plot. Yes please!Also the whole timeskip powerup thing was such lazy writing, why have the characters earn something when it can be given off screen?
The contraption you hastily assembled is working flawlessly. It is astounding how easy it is to abuse physics like that. Hot air lighter than cold air? Put it in a bag and it lets you fly or fall slower in your case. Sometimes your (or your crews) genius astounds even you. Unfortunately the hot air balloon trick has a pretty big downside. Producing the heat for it to work is hard as balls."PANT! PANT!""Just a bit more Silver! Keep it up!""PANT! I'M HUNGRY!""Just hold on! I can already see the Dauntless below! And another ship. Must be the vessel of our savior.""Erm Mister Murray? I don't mean to be that woman but I don't think we'll be able to land on the ship with this thing, let alone carry all these people!""Leave that to me-"Hagetaka slams her palm down on the glass basket and the obsidian making it up begins expanding. The extra material changes shape until it looks like a big rowboat."There. It's not pretty but it should keep us afloat.""FFFFFFFFFFF-!"Sadly all that extra weight pushes you over the tipping point where you can no longer support the balloon with your heat so you start to loose altitude quickly. You land violently on the water, making many of the people with you scream."Ahm tihed!""Alright step back idiots! Deploying emergency milk."Marcella takes a can of condensed milk and shoves the whole thing down your gullet alongside a ration pill. Even those two combined are just barely enough to make you stand back up."Good job dumbass. We almost managed to land."Just barely managing to stand up you look around the freed slaves as your makeshift boat is bobbing quite a bit. With the conflict over and their successful escape they are in quite a delirious state. They still have a hard time believing what they experience is reality. You decide to give them a bit of time to collect themselves and instead look at the two ships anchored close to each other. The ship which you presume to be Elizas is a fair bit bigger than your own but smaller than a navy battleship and lacks any of the unique flare you'd expect from the ship of a prominent pirate. You hear voices coming from up there. A lot of voices in fact.>Let's go and say hi to them!>Better check on the Dauntless and the others first>Other?
>>4916623Not planning on doing one, noLike >>4916630 said, why would I just give you a random stat boost when you could earn it through adventure?Though it likely won't be two years. 1 maybeDepending on player choice of course
>>4916632>Better check on the Dauntless and the others first
>>4916632>>Let's go and say hi to them!I mean... not prioritizing our crew isn't cool but its Eliza's ship!
>>4916632>>Better check on the Dauntless and the others first
>>Better check on the Dauntless and the others first
>>4916632>Better check on the Dauntless and the others firstnma
>>4916632>>Better check on the Dauntless and the others firstWe require emergency Gu support
Time to refuel>writing
"I'm gonna check on the ship real quick-"BAPYou faceplant the boat as you try to jump up and fly over."Need a little help?"You hum in confirmation and Murray grabs you by the collar in order to hurl you over to the Dauntless where you land on your face again."Hi guys...""S-Silver!""Welcome back lad!""SILVER!""We were wondering when you'd be back. So how did it go? You look like crap."Lyda, Greki, Will and Gu appear to be perfectly fine which makes you relieved."FOOD!"Toxin nods and brings out an entire pot of curry with rice. Using a funnel he pours the whole thing down your gullet whilst Lyda is busy addressing your injuries. Much to her shock you haven't suffered any serious injuries aside a few fractures from when that blind dude pinned you guys down. As you're finally allowed to swallow you start explaining things and let your body digest the meal in peace. After hearing your report of what transpired up there the others cross their arms and nod."Well that went better than expected! How many Celestial Dragons did you guys kill by the way?""I'unno. Lost count. I killed like four I think. The rest were mainly done by the slaves over there and I didn't count.""Damn! If they weren't mad at us before they surely will now. I just wish I could've seen it myself. Anyway what about those guys? There's an awful lot of them. What's the idea there?""Nothing. I thought I might keep them! Not as slaves of course. As friends!""You do realize we can't carry that many people with us, right? We are stretched pretty thin with our giant friend as is. And he has to sleep out in the open! Not to mention the sheer amount of food and water we'd need to sustain a crew like that would surely sink us."Gu has a point there. A shame since you kinda like these guys. Sure they are a bunch of weenies but if you showed them the ropes they'd surely get better. But their numbers are a little big."Well I don't mind sleeping under the stars and the sun. Sometimes I wish I had a little tent to keep me dry or a better blanket but that's it. Anyway don't let that break your spirit lad. I'm sure we'll think of something. Maybe we could keep a few of the very best and let the rest settle down on some island?""Erm are you guys forgetting something?"Will raises his hand."All of them have the dragon mark. The government will hunt them down no matter where they go."Your stomach growls, signaling that it has done its job and you feel your strength returning. After jumping up you smash your fist into your palm and grin."Let them! I'll just remind them how they escaped!"
All these people wondering what others think of all this but we have been ignoring a potential time bomb.What does Dauntlesschan think of all this?
How many Celestial Dragons are there in total?
>>4916739I'm sure, convinced even, that she'l let us know. Our Dauntless isn't exactly one to mince words
>>4916743I'm kind of amazed she was willing to even sail here knowing what we were about to do. I expected plank2ass action just from mentioning the idea out loud.
>>4916739>What does Dauntlesschan think of all this?She's already mindbroken.>>4916741bout 350 We killed 23, crippling four houses and exterminating one
>>4916758350? Where is that number from? I'm curious. An SBS or Vivre Card?
>>4916735>"Let them! I'll just remind them how they escaped!"Someone call the paddywagon the lad's insane.>>4916739Well, does she like the Celestial Dragons? She was a Marine ship first and foremost. And she did like Justice, if we have our new friends talk about their time as slaves, we might disillusion her further from the World Government.>>4916758And we'll do it again, and have them killed by the Blackjack players, and the hookers.
"Hold your horses champ. I think that's enough bloodshed for a while. For now I think we should lay low for a while.""Hmmmmm. Maybe. I did have my fill for a while. I wouldn't mind a vacation! ""G-Gu is right. I don't want to be chased by marines...""Did they chase you?""No-"Will replies."I kept watch. No ships came except this one. But there were a lot of BIG waves! Thankfully we had Grampy to take care of them! He took his BIG hammer and WOOSH put a hole in the tsunami!""Grekikikiki! And thanks to our lovely doctor my hips did not give up this time!"That's good. Anyway, what's up with them?"You point at the ship Eliza arrived in since apparently Will saw it coming."W-We don't know. They just arrived, gave us mean looks and that's it.""There was one person from that ship who... ran up the Red Line."Ah yes. You wonder how she's doing up there. And at that moment you hear something LOUD coming from up there which makes the waters shake even 10.000 meters away. Gu and the others start wondering just what the hell is going on when you see a figure pierce through the clouds and land on the other ship. The landing is in no way soft or gentle and almost makes the ship sink as its backside gets DANGEROUSLY close to tipping over. Everybody waits a moment for the "enemy" ship to stabilize and for its crew to show any signs of movement. Unfortunately you start to hear some very familiar clicking noises. The sound of guns being cocked. You look over the railings of your ship and see that they've aimed quite a lot of things at you, even some of their cannons. Well that's about what you can expect from pirates."I'm gonna go over there-""SILVER!""BOY!""Y-You shouldn't fight now and you know that!""Don't worry. It'll be okay.">Go over alone>Tell the others to come as well>Other?
>>4916767>>Tell the others to come as wellFAMILY
>>4916767>Tell the others to come as well
>>4916767>"COME ON GUYS, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY SISTER!">"NEE-CHAN!">Deploy fluffy bat mode.
>>4916767>>Tell the others to come as wellHell, just dock the ships to one another. Or I guess Spider/Angel can make a bridge for everyone.
>Tell the others to come as well>>Time for you guys too meet my sis
>>4916761That's how many Nessie wanted Oda to have.>>4916767>Tell the others to come over as well>Tell everyone on the other side you're coming over and Eliza says you're cool
>>4916767>Tell the others to come as wellSometimes, it really is just about the "ara ara"
Oh boi! Family reunion!>writing
I will say that picking a waifu is like, turbofuckhard. All the girls are primo in their own ways. There's no losing choice. Oh wait right Mary exists yeeeessssssshh :^)
>>4916867>picking a waifuFuck that, I'll let Spooky do that in whatever epilogue we get, if we live to get one.
>>4916867Idiot, Silver doesn't get waifus, he doesn't even know what sex is, he just takes loooong naps in Lyda's medbay, and wakes up with a cramp in his pelvis. Nothing weird with that, what is weird is his female crew walking funny, and he'll give them hugs and ask if their okay.
>>4916888Silver being interviewed:>So about your sons->What sons?>Y'know your children?>Who?>The kids running around on your ship>Oh those. I don't know who they are. One day the girls just showed up with a kid each. I don't know where they got them from so I told them if they want to keep them they'll have to take care of them
>>4916867>waifus Fuck outta here with that gay shit. Silver doesn’t care about pulling bitches.
>>4916893>They'll have to take care of them.>theyLOL
"Follow me!""W-Wait Silver!"Lyda reaches after you as you transform into a tiny bat but you just laugh it off."Come on it'll be fine! Look Jaws and the others are already going!"Flapping over to the other ship you almost catch a bullet but luckily these guys suck. After landing on the railing of their ship you revert to your regular form and start laughing."Kekeke! I'm coming over!""YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT BEFORE YOU DO IT!"They all shout at you."Anyway I'm Silver! Nice to meet you!""Who does this brat think he is?""Yeeeah! Doesn't he know who we are? Let's waste him and rob his ship! Maybe the captain will reward us!""Or step on us~""NO!"As they argue between each other you take a closer look at them and feel... disappointed. There really is nothing exceptional about them. Some are tough sure and all of them seem capable enough to survive sailing the new world but in a fight you don't think they could keep themselves safe they are just so weak. It's very disappointing how most, if not all of the girls on your ship are more dangerous than these guys. Speaking of which, there isn't actually any girls on this ship now that you're looking at it."Oy..."A voice speaks up."What do you think you're doing, idiot?""Oooooooh! Looks like Cap'n is pissed! Hah! Say goodbye boy because you're about to enter a world of-"But you ignore the guy in front of you and instead focus on the subject of your fascination, the one to whom the voice belonged. Locking eyes with her you start grinning and Eliza does the same. You spot a glint in her eyes and you start feeling weird. Excitement surges until you feel it erupting from within and somehow clashing with her own. The resulting explosion feels like a clash between two unstoppable forces and makes about half of her crew pass out just from being near it. When it ends the remaining ones drop their weapons and start to back off just as your crewmembers make their way on the ship."What the hell is going on?!"Jaws asks."T-That brat has the power of a conqueror?"One of Elizas goons backs off."How?!""Oy. I'll ask again. What are you still doing idiot?""H-Heh! Yeah captain! Show this bastard who we-"Eliza then rushes forward and kicks the guy that's been holding a gun at your head all this time in the head. As the guy rolls around unconscious and bleeding from his head Eliza starts shouting at him."WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HOLDING A GUN AT MY BUDDY?!""EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?"
>>4916922MOM YOU COME HOME FROM THE MILK RUN.
>>4916893Hey now, Silver helps too, he just repeats what he did with Will. He wants them all safe, sound, and strong enough to kill anyone that steps foot on the ship. It's fine!>>4916922>Neechan has a bunch of masochists on her shipWell, when you have a reputation like hers any grunt in a storm or however that saying goes.>>4916937Kek. Now, how about we try and produce the fluffiest bat point form possible, and then hug her.
As her crew stands there unsure of what just happened she walks over to you and sizes you up. She puts her hands on her waist and smirks."Bat huh? Itty bitty batty."As she pinches your cheeks you transform into your bat form so she can smush your face in more. As Eliza starts playing Gu starts looking at Murray for answers."Oy is that who I think it is?""I think so. Eliza D. Silver. The woman Silver told us about. She came up there and saved our hides. But whether she did it on purpose or just on a whim?""Well judging by that I'd say it's the former."Eliza then finally stops which prompts you to transform back."It's good to see you again kid. No... I suppose it's Silver now."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjuImlE3-LQBoth of you sit down on the deck and give the other one a big hug which you simply refuse to break up. Nestling up to her makes you feel like you're back on the island but this time it feels good. The silence which fell on the ship is broken as Eliza begins to hum a familiar tune to you as she ruffles your hair and you feel your hold on your emotions weaken. You start to cling and hug harder as you start sobbing. As she finishes Binks Sake you stop crying as well, feeling relieved. Finally she moves her hand away from your hair and starts exploring a bit more. Specifically she lifts your eyepatch and examines your arm closer."Nice scars. Real big boy stuff! Did it hurt?"You shake your head and she bumps you on the shoulder."Ooooh we got a real tough guy right here! I'd love to hear to story behind it!"But before you get too excited you remember that you probably should introduce your friends first. As you stand back up however you struggle to figure out where you should be standing. On one hand you want to be by the side of your friends, on the other you don't want to let go of Eliza. But she notices how clingy you are and she gently pushes you to your crew."Well it looks like you managed to gather quite a gang there! Name's Eliza. Eliza D. Silver. And you guys are?">They are my crew!>They are my friends!>They are my family!>Other?
>>4916976>They are my family!
>>4916976>>They are my family!
>>4916976>They are my family!>Just like you, Eliza-nee!
>>4916976>>They are my family!Why is this a vote
>>4916976Oh and we gotta tell her we got kicked by the Admiral Light guy.
>>4916976>They are my family!I wouldn't mind adding that she's also apart of our family.
>>4916976>They are my family!as if there was any other choice. >>4917001So what happened to your eye Silver?"Well there was this Kuma guy" *crew nods* "And this Sentomaru guy" *Eliza nods in understanding* "And this Admiral Kizaru guy" and cue the "How Are You Alive!?" shouting
>>4916976>They are my family!>>4916988Agreed
>>4917009>>4917010>>4917005>>4916988I'll second this as well. It's good spaghetti, and she started it by calling us a puppy in front of Whitebeard
>>4917009Kek, at least our crew learned to not bother asking.
Got it>writing>>4917022They learned the importance of ignorance
>>4916988I like this post, its a good post, supporting
>>4917030>New member joins>First step they go through is being told to don't bother asking questions, your head will hurt lessWe got them trained so well
"Oh me me! Let me do it! This is Jaws, this is Hook, Toxin, Angel, Stitches, Spider, Bullseye and Tiny! And they are my family!"Murray then hits you on the head."Let us introduce ourselves Silver!"They each give their proper names to Eliza who just laughs at your rogues gallery of people that you call family. She finds your choices highly amusing but she does stifle her laugh once they are done."Arara! Thanks for taking care of the idiot kid. Must've been quite hard!""You... have no idea.""But that's good. Looks like you finally got what you wanted huh? Good!"Marcella crosses her arms and scoffs."Yeah you know what would've been better? If a certain bitch didn't abandon him on an island with a bunch of torturers and slavers. Just a thought!""Oh? You want to go babydoll? I'll ruin your-"But Eliza bites her own tongue."No I'm not gonna snap.""HEY! No fighting! Hook it's okay. It's because of her that I could meet you guys! And she's family too!""Y-Yeah. About that. Look kid. You remember what I said that day? I wanted nothing more than to take you with me. I would've shown you shit you never could've imagined! But I knew it was a bad idea. And here's why. Look at these goofballs I gathered. Notice anything? They aren't strong. I do all the fighting around here. They are just here to run the ship and keep me well fed and healthy in exchange for treasure-""AND BEATINGS!""I WILL FUCKING END YOU! Look. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a dumbass. I can barely take care of myself. All I know is how to fight. I couldn't take care of a kid. And with half the world after my head it wouldn't have been safe for you to travel with me.""B-But we are-""Of course we are. But what do you want to do? Hide behind mommas skirt all your life or go and make your name known with the cool family you made for yourself? You will always be my special little boy. My little Silver. But you got your own adventures to do and I have mine. Get it?""U-uh huh...""Hey! What's with the long face? I didn't say I'll leave you now! Not before I give you all the hugs you deserve you little shit! Hehe!""Erm... Captain Eliza?""Just Eliza fishface. Only these degenerates call me captain. Or mad dog if you want to.""Well Eliza. You say that people are after you. But ever since Silver told us about your story we searched for information about you and found nothing. Not even a wanted poster.""Ah. Well don't think everyone gets their bounty reprinted like you rookies since after like... 500.000.000 it's super hard to increase your bounty. I got one but it's old as balls. Here, I have an old copy."Upon revealing the old and stained paper it becomes readily apparent for everyone that she was correct. The others gagged while choking on their saliva. For they were in the presence of a woman with a bounty of 1.5 billion.
"So yeah. Taking a kid with me to the New World would've been a bad idea. I almost died rowing through the Calm Belt. But all this talk reminds me of something. What happened to that shitty island? I was half tempted to go there and destroy it with my bare hands!""I burnt it to the ground!""Oh. AHAHAHHAHA! That's the spirit! Going from burning small slavers to burning big slavers at the top of the world? Now I simply must hear about your stories!"Eagerly you recount your tales to Eliza about how you set sail from home, how you met each of your friends, what kind of wackos you met on the various island and naturally about the kind of fights you got in to. At one point you go through every little bit that you gained on your journey like your jade earrings, your various scars and of course the big tattoo on your back. As you proudly tell her about everything your crewmembers start to mingle with each other since they have little else to do."I don't believe it. Never would've thought I'd see our captain being so... so... warm. We assumed she doesn't care about anyone beside herself.""It's quite bizarre. It took us a lot of time to make Silver feel comfortable. But even to this day he sometimes thrashes around in his sleep. Somehow I don't think he'd have a problem like that now. But if your captain is such a monster why do you follow her?""Wealth, fame, power. What else? Some bastards are kinky but they are mostly in it for the money as well. Not everyone makes it out alive but those that do can retire as kings."As Gu and one of Elizas men keep talking you continue your discussion with her. Finally you start to run out of things to say and it looks like she got it all."Okay. I just have one question left. When you killed those dragons which admiral did they send after you?""Why?""No reason."She cracks her knuckles."Some guy in a yellow suit. He was very fast and shiny.""Shit. Borsalino. I hate that guy. I was thinking about going to Marineford real quick and dish out some payback but that guy is a pain in the ass no matter how much you wear him down. Too bad, they should be wrapping up soon.""How do you know that?""I just have a bad feeling. It probably means Newgate is dead. Too bad. I liked the old guy. But he was sick anyway so this is probably a better way for him to die anyway.""Wait-"Marcella raises an eyebrow."Did you just say you were going to fight a man made of light? How in hell were you planning on doing that?!""Hmmmm yes. Sometimes I forget weenies outside the New World don't know what Haki is. Hey Silver! Remember what I showed you up there?"You think she refers to that attack she did so you try to imitate it."No no no. That's no good. Alright, I'm not a teacher but I'll show you how to use it. After that it's your job to figure it out and teach it to your friends if you want to."
And that's all I could do for today. Time's up sadlyNext thread we'll continue with some more bonding intertwined with a bit of educational beatingHave a good night!
>>4917091And she knows she has some kinky fucks with her. That's sad, LETS BRING HER WITH US!>Bounty postersOh yeah, we must be getting a new one soon. Wonder how much our crews heads cost.>>4917191>>4917193For a brutal killer, Nee-San is adorable.>Learning Haki from Muscle Brain SilverJokes on her, half our brain power comes from Silver's pain receptors.
>>4917193Thanks for the run Spooks!
>>4917191Based Mom.>>4917193Thanks for the run Boney nigger
>>4917193Thanks for running spooks, its been everything I'd hoped for so far.
>>4917193Rock on Spooks
Also a bit of something for you Spoops!
>>4917193How embarrassed were our female crew members when we bragged about them?
>>4917236+1 approval anon
Silver ~ chan is best waifu. Fucking fight me.
>>4917648I've never been in a fucking fight before. Should I bring condoms or a knife?
>>4917650Knife fighting is fun, I'll bring three feet of rope so we can do this the traditional way.
>>4917206>For a brutal killer, Nee-San is adorable.I don't know how well it came across but this isn't her natural personality.>>4917236Thank you anon very cool!>>4917269Not at all. Silver does that all the time>>4917648>Silver-chanThat could be arranged y'know. If you ask Tim Curry nicely
Baltigo: the secret headquarters of the Revolutionary Army. There is much excitement within the ranks of the rebels as it's not every day that a world changing event takes place."Calm down everyone there are papers for everyone! Hey hey hey buddy I said calm down!"The outcome of the war would determine how they proceed from this point forward. Do they continue business as usual or has the strong arm of the government been crippled and they start mobilizing immediately? Everybody is anxious and nobody is certain what the future holds. Naturally the front page gives away little, only serving to hype up the contents of the paper. "Paramount War Over: Dawn of a new Era". But as people start flipping the papers open everything becomes clear. Some take this poorly, mostly the ones that are tired of idly sitting by and biding their time. But others like the "Revolutionary" Dragon only nod in approval.Things could've gone horribly wrong, no doubt about that. And while this isn't the best outcome it has something quite beneficial going for it: Opportunity. With the death of Whitebeard people are scrambling to fill the void he left. Most likely his replacement won't be as benevolent, someone like Marshal D. Teach. And cruel or incompetent overlords breed discontent which is the perfect environment to nurture revolutions. Not only that but through the confirmation of One Piece's existence there will be more pirates at sea than ever. That has its downsides, sure. But disruption of trade, the flow of information or travel aren't too big of a price to pay when it means the Governments resources will be stretched pretty thin even with their newly revealed Pacifista project."Good. We can work with this."But as more and more people get their hands on the papers things start to take a turn for the worse quite rapidly. First Dragons second in command collapses as a sobbing mess. His friends and close associates are quick to rush over to him, especially Koala."SABO! What's wrong?""Luffy! Ace! SAKAZUKI!"He began to cry loudly as grief overwhelmed him."LUFFY! ACE! I... I REMEMBER!"The memories which flooded his mind and the new context that came with them was too much for him to handle. As he was taken to the infirmary Koala remained and felt conflicted."Are you okay Koala?""Y-Yes Rosie. I just always assumed that Sabo getting back his memories would be a happy occasion. I just don't know anymore.""We'll have to ask him once he calms down. For now all we can do is wait.""You're right Hack. Thank you."
"Now what do you say we finish this? At least we'll have something to take our minds off things-"Hack then flipped the page over and his eyes bulged out."HMMMMMM?""What's wrong Hack? Is it that ba- GASP!"As people finished reading the main article and went on with their reading they too experienced the shock that awaited them. 23 dead. 23 Celestial Dragons were brutally murdered in a raid by a pirate. And they got away with it! The masses didn't know how to react at first until one man couldn't contain himself and shouted."YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH! GET 'EM PIRATES! WOOOOO!"Herd mentality kicked in fast and soon everyone was cheering. Finally after many years of grueling, hard guerrilla warfare they see their enemies suffering. Even if it's not by their hands it's still very satisfying. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" couldn't be more right and soon the revolutionaries chanted the name "Silver" over and over again in triumph.Well... all but a select few."S-Silver?!""T-That's the pirate you told me about isn't it?"Koala nodded and Rosie was shaking."I-It can't be! I-I-I attacked him! I-""Breathe Rosie breathe! It's okay! You're not in any danger!"As she was trying to calm down her friend Koala began thinking. How could he do that? Why would he do that? And will he do it again?But it wasn't just them who lamented this development. Dragon himself was greatly displeased, to the point that he crumbled up the paper in his hands in frustration. His men were cheering but because they couldn't see the big picture. This isn't some big thing to be celebrated, it's a monkey-wrench thrown in their carefully laid plans. This half-assed raid against the world nobles only managed to achieve one thing for the Revolutionary Army. It made all future operations of theirs much more difficult. Security will increase, the complacent divinity might take preventative measures that such a thing will never happen again."Damn pirates..."
>>4917826The only Monkey Silver is on decent terms with is Luffy. And even then they have some disagreements, although ultimately I think the both of them want to see the other succeed, as long as one doesn't get in the way of their goal.
>>4917845I dunno, I'd say he'd fight him for the One Piece. Tho we didn't take the last few chances for loot so maybe Silver isn't that greedy
>>4917865What I find funny about that is that Silver probably wouldn't give two shits about actually having the treasure. It's not like he needs it for anything specific. He'd want it just because he could take it. Luffy would care about it insofar as even he can put two and two together and see that whoever gets that treasure is pretty much going to be considered the Pirate King. If anything Silver would be going after it explicitly to spite Luffy. And if he ended up getting his ass kicked afterwards he may still be satisfied with it.Unless there's something really, REALLY cool in it. Then all bets are off.
>>4917865I don't think One Piece really cares much about it.I feel like in a way he's almost the Whitebeard of this generation.Cares greatly about his crew/family, believes that people should live as they want, although Silver's is a bit indirect, as he believes anyone with power should live as they want, and ultimately doesn't care about becoming Pirate King.If anything, I can see Silver being curious about One Piece, and maybe wanting to see what it is after Luffy is cemented as Pirate King.
>>4918012Ugh, meant Silver in that first sentence, but adding onto this I suppose Silver isn't very humanitarian, and he's way more viscous than Whitebeard.
>>4917960Yea, Silver isn't really the greedy hoarder type... He doesn't really get off on *having* things near as much as he enjoys *taking* them... And it's not like he really has the whole "value of money" thing down, since if he wants something and can't afford its a case of either: Just taking it or raiding some other place for the cash.
>>4917845Our beef with Luffy is the same kinda beef Bugs has with Daffy. We don't /really/ care about him per say because his goals don't mesh or interrupt ours, but we will fuck with him because it's both fun and we think he deserves to be fucked with.Luffy on the other hand thinks we a food stealing asshole, which to be fair we are, and a bloodthirsty maniac, also true, but other than that he doesn't hate us either. Oh he will definitely throw down if he has the time, as would we, but it'd never dissolve into a death match.Ultimately it's less hatred, or even rivalry if you look at it objectively, and more of a clash of ideals.Luffy wants to be the Pirate King, he's chasing after a title that a lot of folks are but that doesn't discourage him because /he/ wants it.Silver wants an identity, a selfhood. Ultimately he's fighting not for a title, but just to /be/ a person, to be someone instead of something. If people want his title after he's dead and done with it that's on them, but Silver wants to actually make it and not inherit it.Silver thinks Luffy is an idiot chasing after someone else's leavings and treating that shit like gospel, Luffy thinks, well not much because he's Luffy, but what he does think is probably along the lines of "this guy is a meanie. He means well, but he's still a meanie." and by that logic he wants to punch us in the face because that's just his natural instinct to men and women who don't seem to care about anyone around them when they start doing shit.But provided we both survive I could also see Old man Luffy and Old man Silver at a table sharing a drink, absolutely willing to stab each other over the food, and generally reminiscing about the good old days of their adventures before throwing down into a "goodbye bar fight" and getting on their respective ships for more adventure because the only thing that's going to make these two stop fucking around is death and possibly not even that.
>>4918022Spot on. Honestly if any proper rivalry is going to appear with the strawhats it'l be Zoro and us... Because he wants to be the swordiest swordsman who ever sworded and Silver *needs* to be at the top of the foodchain; not only to feel safe but to be a moral person. (and we have a sword)There you have a clash of interests, add on top of it we that are talking about two *very* self destructive individuals who are a lot more afraid of failure then they are of dying and to top it off both base a lot of their value as an individual on their ability to do violence. Luffy is just there... But that's Luffy, he is always kind of just there as the story happens around him. *picture of an old grey bat with a long beard and walking cane flying away from the Sunny with a massive set of ribs in its claws and a length of sausages wrapped around its shoulders*
i look forward to gu getting another powerup when he gets a hold of the fishmans booster steroid
>>4917823>I don't know how well it came across but this isn't her natural personality.Yeah, it's big sister mode.>Not at all. Silver does that all the timeBlast, Silver must get sappier.
>>4918251That shit's addictive and ages you rapidlySteroids are for weenies, there's no substitute for real power
>>4918477That doesn't mean he couldn't make something useful out of it; his whole quest is based around conquering dangerous substances after all.
Man seeing the spoilers for Sasaki is fucking me up right now but at least it confirms that Silvers bullshit is 100% possible even in canon>>4918022>>4918032>>4918012>>4917960Interesting observations
I got this meme from somewhere else and just remembered to post it here.
>>4918607also one more
>>4918607>>4918609Okay, but why does this exist?
>>4918623Another Quest. DM had a Davy Jones expy raid Mariejois and kill a Admiral back in the Pre Roger Era.
On the island of Rusukaina:"Ah dearest Luffy! How my chest aches for you. I wish I could go after him and be the one to relieve the horrible pain he must be in! INSTEAD I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU MEN!""Hey Hancock-ya, if it bothers you so much I'll just remove the stitches holding him togethere and take my leave. That what you want?""WHY YOU-""Princess! Get a hold of yourself. Were it not for the bravery of these men your beloved would most likely be dead. Calm down and show some respect!""Gloriosa is right Pirate Empress-"Rayleigh spoke up."I know you're frustrated right now but there is little else we can do but wait. Sadly none of us have the ability or the right to help Straw Hat Luffy right now. Don't you think it'd be distasteful if us complete strangers would try to console him for the death of his brother?""I- You're right Dark King. My apologies. I shall wait patiently and continue to tolerate your presence for my dears sake!""Pfffft. Look how flustered big sis became. And all because of a man. Ridiculous isn't it Soni? Soni?""Huff huff.""Sonia. What are you doing? And why are you breathing so heavy? Hmmmm. What's that in your hand?""W-WHAT?! N-Nothing! It's just the news. I borrowed it from the talking bear after he read the comic strips."Ah I see-"But Marigold sneakily transformed into her snake form and using her long snake tail snatched the paper out of Sandersonias hand."HEY!""Gotcha! Now let's see- URK! W-W-What?""GIVE IT BACK!"
As Sandersonia and Marigold began wrestling each other for the paper Trafalgar Law walked up to his first-mate."Hey Bepo. Are you done with your comics yet? I wanna read the news.""Erm it's over there.""Oh for the love of- Shambles! Now let's see... What? The notorious pirate "Cavaliere" Silvers bloodthirst appears to be insatiable. After not only assaulting and killing three of the Celestial Dragons but surviving the wrath of the government he decided to drive the point home by taking the fight to the world nobles directly! His brazen actions reminiscent of the infamous and long dead terrorist Fisher Tiger are so dreadful and downright horrifying that they make one almost forget about the terrible war costing hundreds of lives which just happened a few days ago. Oy oy is this for real? 23 celestial dragons killed? An entire bloodline destroyed? Hey old man. You've been eavesdropping right? Don't you find this even a little bit interesting?""Not really-"Rayleigh drank from his flask."I knew exactly what to expect from that kid the moment I saw him. If you're wise you'll steer clear of that one. It's the kind of madness that will only get worse until he's killed.""I'll be the judge of that. Cuz I think you've been out of the game for far too long old timer. That kind of madness is exactly what one needs to succeed out at sea."But it was not only Rayleigh who overheard that. The Boa sisters were listening closely and it became abundantly clear what got Sandersonia so excited. And in that confused pause she could snatch back her precious wanted poster that came with the papers. The one depicting Captain "Cavaliere" Silver, the Dragon Slayer.
>>4918609>>4918607I don't know what that is but me like
>>4918635Look at that, we did get a new epithet. Seems like we may also be apart of Law's plans, or he at least has a bit of respect for us.
>>4918698>new epithetno that's just Sandersonia romanticizing you
>>4918700Ah, I see.
>>4918629Huh, when did this happen?>>4918630>It is timeThe Double Virgin Amazon vs the Chad Virgin Idiot>>4918635>Law and Rayleigh, mind duking>Sandersonia planning the scrapbook of Silver Photos from the newspaperI feel bad for Marigold, all her sisters found the men of their dreams, worrying tastes in them aside, she hasn't found hers yet. She did get along with Murray though, for the brief time they were near each other.>>4918700Ahhh, Sandersonia coming up with the name then. Makes sense, her dashing manlet in bat fur, eating a dragon or two, and freeing slaves. It will be great to read them meeting again, and then showing her we still have the Dragons Mark on us. Do we get Hordy or are you waiting for that?
>>4918706>Do we get HodyI don't fucking know man. I still have him and maybe Teach left? But I'm already like reaching the limit of how many times I can write "Hey what's in this newspaper" We'll see
>>4918712If you have to choose one, I'd like to see Teach, just because we have some history with him and I'm really curious to know what he thinks about the situation in general.
>>4918712If you’re reaching your limit then I’d say just finish with Teach. You’ve gone above and beyond with these omakes already, you deserve a break from this outline.
>>4918712as greedy as I am; Don't push yourself mate. You've been spoiling us and I've really quite enjoyed the little scenes, Doffy and poor Rosie in particular. If you can't think of something neat, well, then we have a nice icebreaker if and when we next see them.
>>4918712You not dying or burning out is more important, we can save Hody being Silvers #1 Fanboy when we meet him, I am satisfied with just teach.
>>4918712There's been too many omakes already
Whew. Looks like Kino is back on the menus boys! Manga is killing it, anime animation was stunning this episode. Tobi Roppo voices are like someone pouring honey down my ears.Truly blessed.Only thing I'm iffy about is the cat/fox hybrid. But maybe it'll grow on me or it was just a bad angleANYWAY! I think I'm going to run on Saturday next. Get things rolling a bit after all that sappy shit. Although things will be fairly slow for a while>>4919029I think you're right. That was more than enough
>>4919917Kaido's hybrid also looked pretty bad at first, but got better and better in action imo
>>4920135It still looks bad, it's really really boring. Zoans have always gotten the short end of the stick, but at least the Tobi Robbo looked good (besides Maria, what the fuck Oda?)
"Haki? Isn't that a marine technique? How do you know that? And would you really just tell us how to use that?"Hagetaka starts bombarding Eliza with questions which visibly annoys her."No. It's not a marine trick. Everyone has haki even animals. Just not everyone can use it. You can learn it from others or you can just... unlock it. But you need to be under a lot of pressure for that to happen and even then you might just crack. In the New World it's common knowledge but only because you either have it and can compete or you don't and die. It's that simple. And I'm not going to teach you squat! I'm gonna show my boy what it's like. Afterwards it's your job to figure it out and it's up to him if he even shows you. Cuz I don't care.""Tch. Some help that is! If you just want to do this out of pity then shove it up your ass! We'll manage!"Eliza looks down at you."Man where did you find this annoying boy?""I'LL KILL YOU!""Anyway cool your sails shorty. I'm only gonna show him the ropes because that's how it should be. Haki is not easy stuff. Don't think I can properly explain it. And it'll be better for you in the long run if you figure it out yourselves. Wanna know what "learning" haki looks like? Look at the marines. Everyone at Vice-Admiral level has it and they teach you how to use it which is why they suck. You can't learn this from a book, you need to experience it. Anyway that's way too much talking already!"She leads you to the other end of the ship and she makes all her crewmates leave the area before shoving you forward."Wah! What are we going to do on the deck Eliza?""Simple! Violence!"You grin and roll up your sleeves because you've been anticipating this from the very beginning. She starts laughing at you."Calm down big guy calm down! Let me finish first! Then we'll bump fists. Since you have the power of Conquerors already I think we can ignore that one. So what would you like to start with? The color of Armaments or Observation?">Armament?>Observation?>Conquerors? What's that?>Other?
>>4921022Whoops I dropped my trip. My bad
>>4921022>ObservationLet's focus on that first and not be an armament-NPC like the rest
>>4921022>>Observation?We will PERCEIVE THE AROMA
>>4921022>Conquerors? What's that?We must learn how to punch someone in the soul as well as the nuts.
>>4921022>Observation?Hey, this means we can use Shakushi whenever we want!
Observation just won with a landslide victory>writingNo rolling needed>>4921031Sadly even if this won you wouldn't be anywhere CLOSE to that level
"Observation? What's that?""Erm how do I explain this?"She lightly taps your tummy."It's basically this. You can call it anything, it has a lot of names. Observation Haki, the Color of Observation and a bunch more but they all basically mean the same thing. It's a sense like your eyes or ears. The blind guy on the rock? He was using this to see the cheating bastard.""Aha! So how do I use it?""You probably already do. It's that feeling in your guts when something dangerous is happening around you. But remember how I said everyone has haki even if you don't know it? It's a presence, a fighting spirit and it reflects everything you do. When you want to do something there is an intent behind it. And you can use Observation to read their intent through their own haki basically. Shit I'm not making any sense am I? Fuck I'm not a good teacher. Okay, no more boring stuff! Put your hand up!"Following her instructions you throw a punch and she does the same. When your fists meet your arm goes limp and she starts shaking her hand."Alright! Now I know how hard I can hit you before you die. Alright! Let's hope you got it because if not this'll hurt!"She starts hopping in place with her hands raised and ready to throw down. You put up your guard in preparation but it doesn't look like she's making a move. For a moment you start thinking about attacking first but your focus is broken by Lydas scream."W-WATCH OUT!"At first you don't know what she means but then you detect it. A hit is coming in from the left side and fast! Eliza attacked your blind side on purpose. Luckily despite its astounding speed you manage to duck under the blow and avoid it in the last moment. She grins at your display."Alright very good! Looks like you got the hang of that very quickly!"You shake your head in defiance."Nope.""What are you talking about? You dodged my hit.""I just heard it coming, that's all."Eliza starts to chuckle and pats you on the head."Oh you silly little- You couldn't have heard that. I punched faster than sound! What you just experienced was your observation! It's very weak but you definitely have it. A'ight that makes my job easier!"She kneels down so she's on your level."Now to use it properly you need to focus. Observation works best if your mind is sharp.""But I'm dumb.""So am I, you see me complaining? You don't need to be smart, just sharp. Ignore everything else, your eyes, your ears, your nose and even your touch. Only listen to your gut. Don't let anything else cloud your judgment!"
>>4921089>Lyda can see the attackOr she's just a smart cookie and knew that was how it was going to play out
You nod and try to do as she instructed. But it's not entirely clear how you can focus on something like that so you improvise by shutting your eye and stuffing your ears with pieces of cloth. Almost immediately afterwards you "feel" Eliza swinging at you. At first it's only a glimmer, a single glint in the dark which tells you that something is coming. It's a very limited in how much it can detect but it's just enough for you to narrowly dodge what she throws at you. But as your movement becomes more sure so do her attacks get more fierce. For a while it feels like you're making no progress and just stumble around aimlessly but the image steadily becomes clearer over time. The glints turn into shapes, the shapes become more and more detailed until it looks like you can see Elizas outlines. You become so confident in this ability to "see" with your guts that you open up your eyes just to see what the world would look like right now but the excess of information quickly overwhelms you and Eliza manages to deck you in the face."Whoops. Sorry! It looked like you had it down for good!""O-Ow!""Yeaaaaah. Your concentration broke. Better take it slowly. But if you keep using it your observation will get good enough that you can just use it whenever as long as your concentration doesn't lax. Oh and there is one more thing. All haki is like a muscle, it can get tired. If you run out of it you can't use it until you get some rest.""Run out? Wait, where is it?""Weren't you paying attention? I said it's your fighting spirit! It's all stored in your balls! The bigger balls you have the more haki you have! Simple!""But... you don't have any. Does that mean girls can't use Haki?""And just how exactly do you know that?""I live together with four girls-"You tip your hat to reveal some of the lumps on your head."And I refuse to knock on my own ship.""PFFFFFT AHAHAHHAHAHA! W-Well it's the balls in your heart that count. So if you want more haki you gotta be more ballsy, pick big fights, get into tough situations! Anyway I think you get the gist of Observation. As long as you remember to keep practicing you should be able to develop it. Now all that's left is Armament. Shit...""What's wrong?""Well if you thought observation is a pain in the ass wait till you hear about armament. Not really sure how to tackle all that. What do you say we take a little break and you recover from that suckerpunch?">No I can keep going!>Okay. Rest sounds good>Other?
>>4921120>No I can keep going!Like she just said, we gotta be ballsy.
>>4921120>Squeeze your nose till it stops hurting>OK, I can keep going!
>>4921120>>No I can keep going!Gotta give our balls a real workout
>>4921120>No I can keep going!
>>4921120>No I can keep going!>it's the balls in your heart that count>"Does that mean my heart also has a willy?"
Alright we continue trainingThis one however will require a roll, and an unmodified one at that3d10 best of 3, dc 20, crit 24>writing
Rolled 3, 6, 1 = 10 (3d10)>>4921166Can't disappoint Big Sis.
Rolled 4, 1, 8 = 13 (3d10)>>4921166
Rolled 3, 5, 1 = 9 (3d10)>>4921166>>4921168Yes you can
>>4921176>>4921175>>4921168Wow not even the bonuses would've saved that one. Fitting!
>>4921178Well, listen. Clearly Armament just isn't our thing, yea?
Rolled 6, 4, 7 = 17 (3d10)>>4921184Bitch you thought?
>>4921192This isn't over.
Rolled 6, 5, 6 = 17 (3d10)>>4921187Idiot. This is how you do it. would be real underwhelming if I got a 20 here
>>4921197I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Rolled 9, 1, 4 = 14 (3d10)>>4921166Let's goooo!
Dice Gods say no armamentEver
>>4921209>>4921197>>4921187>>4921176>>4921175>>4921168Look the universe clearly doesn't want you to be a punchmeat monsterSo better accept the fact that you just won't be able to compete :^)
>>4921222Death trips. Very ominous.
>>4921225It's just trying to say the gamer world but stutters, give him time
>>4921197>>4921202>>4921219>>4921222i only regret that i have but one roll to give to my motherquest
>>4921166We should be fine without it for a bit. And she'll probably give us a general idea of how it usually goes, so we just need to practice on our own like she says.
We already have some bootleg Armament with the vibroblade.
Rolled 6, 4, 8 = 18 (3d10)>>4921228Hm. Nicaragua?
You grab your nose and crank it back in place."I can keep going!""Alright but don't say I didn't warn you. Now how to do this?""Hey Eliza?""Yes?""If I have balls in my heart does that mean my heart has a willy too?""Yes. Anyway, first things first. Can you see this? You should be able to."Eliza raises her hand and you see black spots appearing on it which slowly encroach on her entire forearm."WHOA!""Oh yeah. Armament is basically "invisible armor". This is what it looks like for someone who has the Color of Observation. Well, at first it really is invisible because you use so little of it. But everyone uses at least this much of it. The color will always be black but it will be deeper depending on how strong it is and may have a sheen to it.""Okay! How I do?""Well that's the hard part. I told you what haki is, it's presence, will. That is the most important. 'The act of not doubting'. That is strength. To first use armament you'll need to be absolutely certain. To punch through steel it's not enough to think or feel. You must know with all of your being that when you punch your fist will beat metal. Pump yourself up and hit without restraint! Once you get a taste of it it'll be easier but you must make that leap of faith first."You nod and wind up the biggest punch you've ever thrown. With your tongue sticking out you hope that Eliza knows what she's doing because if this goes through then it will likely cause a lot of destruction. But you just shrug and throw the punch straight into her open palm. The loud smack is accompanied by the sound of bones cracking. Looking down you see that your arm is bent in all the wrong places and it feels like the whole thing is on fire right now."Oooooooow.""O-Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! Show me your ha-a-a... let's not look at that anymore. Erm I thought that with how easy it was for you to figure out observation you'd get a hold of this as well. Usually people have trouble with that and not the other way around."Both of your medics rush over and address your broken hand to the best of their abilities. Sadly it will be out of commission for a while now, meaning you have no useful hands anymore. Eliza seems really upset that she harmed you like that."Craaaap. I messed up. Okay we'll call it quits here and pick up later-""NO! I won't stop just because I got no hands left! The willy in my heart is completely erect and it demands I keep going!"
>>4921269>"Yes. Anyway,Doesn't even miss a beat. Nice.
Eliza lets out a chortle and she shakes her head."Alright. One more try. But that's it! Understand? I'll knock you out if you act fussy again! Now remember what I did in Mary Geoise? You'll give it a shot.""The family recipe?""Exactly. Come on. Lift that other hand up.""Does it work if it's not my arm?""Yeah. You can use haki on anything. Even things you wouldn't think like fire."Eliza then takes her stance and you mirror her every motion."Now there is a trick to this that I like to do. I always throw this one out raw, no armament or anything and at the very last moment when I hit them I push the haki in as well. That way they won't expect it and won't guard. Now do it after me. Pull your hand back, clench your buttcheeks and shout!""Silver Style: Silver Voice!""Mad Dog Style: Silver Voice!"As you moved in sync you felt like there is nothing that could stand in your way now and the result of the punch was a testimony to that. The moment you threw the punch a shockwave was created which rocked the ship. Looking down at your hand after the fact revealed nothing, there was no trace of the black coating. However the voice of the prosthetic changed and as you tapped it with your bandaged arm it felt much harder than it had any right being."Good job kid you did it! Kid?""Y-Yeay!"Suddenly your eyes feel heavy and your legs loose their strength. As you fall Eliza catches you and gives you a concerned look."Did I do good?""Yeah you did. Unfortunately it looks like you have very little armament to work with. One hit is all it took for you to deplete it. How are you feeling?""Hongry.""Alright. HEY DOUCHEBAGS! IF YOU GOT TIME TO LAZE AROUND YOU GOT TIME TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN! MOVE IT MOVE IT! I DEMAND A FIFTEEN COURSE MEAL OR I'LL HAVE YOUR ASSES FOR DINNER! Food's on it's way!"Things get a bit out of control after that as both Elizas men and Gu begin cooking up a fierce storm inside as they not only have to feed you but probably the slaves from Mary Geoise could use something to eat as well. They get invited onto the ship and you throw a big feast for everyone. But with your only good arm busted up you are being hand fed by Eliza as she threatened Lyda to back off. Between two spoonfuls of gruel she looks at the slaves."That's quite a crowd you gathered. What are you planning to do with them?""I don't know. I just wanted to free them.""You probably should do something about them then. Cause otherwise the marines will just drag them back in chains.">I wanna take them to Fishman Island>I'll just give them some supplies, they can go where they want to>Your ship is big. Can't you take them?>Other?
>>4921316>I wanna take them to Fishman IslandOk, so, here's the thing. We need to get them to some temporary safety and fishman island is probably that, then what comes after? I'd believe that Silver strongly believes in teaching them how to fish rather then protecting them... If some want to tag along with us, and we think they can survive it... Sure, but for most I'd say the best thing we can do for them is to get them a ship, a flag, our name and tell them to "Come find me in the New World!"... Possibly after pointing them at BanderasBecause they are free now, but they will need to fight tooth and claw for the rest of their lives if they are to remain that way...And sadly unless they got the Conan style of slavery build I very much doubt they'd survive coming to the New World with us... Assuming poor Daunty could carry all of them for an extended amount of time. Thoughts everyone?
>>4921342This makes sense. Though I do kinda hesitate to take them to Fishman island, but that might be going too meta. Do we even have enough room on the ship for the slaves? Enough coated ships?
>>4921342I think you're completely on the mark. I was considering giving them supplies and sending them off but who knows if they even know how to sail, might as well dump them overboard. But we can't nanny them. Fishman Island they would at least be able to get some breathing room to decide what to do with themselves.
>>4921352Eliza is heading for the New World as well. Even if you don't ask her to take them she will at least help carry them down
>>4921352I'd guess that we could probably pack ourselves in like sardines in the Dauntless on the (very) short term... Because that's the only coated ship we have, and we also need to disappear ASAP before every man, woman and child the navy, dragons and WG can muster comes crashing down on us. >>4921357Well not just that, they're probably starved half to death and in need of some serious medical care. We can get them on their feet. We can, and have, given them the opportunity and quite frankly the rest will be up to them no matter what.
>>4921316> “I want to start a grand fleet 1,000,000 berri says that stupid monkey doesn’t have one of those”
>>4921361>We can get them on their feet. We can, and have, given them the opportunity and quite frankly the rest will be up to them no matter what.Yeah I think that's the best choice here.>>4921316>Prep the slaves to go on their own and leave with our crew to Fishman island
>>4921316>I wanna take them to Fishman IslandSeems like the safest option in the short term.>>4921342There should also be some people with no aptitude for fighting, and these people will have to be taken outside the World Government's sphere of authority. Then again, given the panic over the 23 dead Dragons, the others will prioritize keeping themselves safe from crazy pirates over chasing down replaceable slaves, having realized they aren't so invincible anymore. That ought to buy us some time.
>>4921371>There should also be some people with no aptitude for fightingDo you know who else couldn't fight for shit? Who was just a thing that took abuse day in and day out without a thought of even defending himself? They'l learn or they'l die or get captured. If they don't want that then they'l learn fast.
>>4921316>I wanna take them to Fishman IslandYea Fishman Island gives us, and the slaves, a bit more time to think about what exactly they're going to do.
So not a whole lot of votes this time but I think this leans towards "Taking them to Fishman Island"With some mild support for just leaving them to their own devicesI guess Fishman Island wins by a little?>writing
>>4921269>"NO! I won't stop just because I got no hands left! The willy in my heart is completely erect and it demands I keep going!"Jesus christ this is gold, and I will use it in the future.
"I don't know. I was thinking about taking them to Fishman Island with us.""Really? Why not just let them loose? You did more to help them than anyone else as is.""If I do that won't the government take them back? If that happens I did nothing. So I'll take them down until I can think of something better."Ann then looks at Eliza with a questioning gaze."You ask such strange things Miss Eliza. Aren't you also going out of your way to help Silver?""Yeap. But I got my reason. I wouldn't be alive right now if it weren't for my buddy. So I can't let him down now can I?""By your own reasoning you already helped us and saved his life. You had no reason to teach him that Haki technique.""Are your crewmembers all this nosy? Well if you must know that is the only reason but it's not that simple. I was born in the New World and lived alone. No parents, no home, no food, nothing. So I had to get by however I could stealing food and what have you. Until one day a pirate crew came and reduced the whole thing to rubble. They ended up taking me in because the captain liked me. There was this shop where you could get ice cream and I could try it for the first time when they killed the owner. But when I got my prize one of those scumbags knocked the cone out of my hand so I killed him on the spot. That's what impressed the captain. What I mean to say is that I know what it's like to have nothing. And when I was on the verge of death this little runt found me who had less than nothing and he still went out of his way to help me. I respect that... And well I learned to love this little dork along the way! That also helped!"As she gives you a big hug your bones start to crack and you ask her to do it harder. She does not comply under the threats of all medics present. But when she lets go of you she promises that she'll lend you her ship until you transport the slaves to Fishman Island, which is good. In addition to that it appears that they have several talented mechanics on her ship who, combined with Lydas expertise in biology managed to help you with your prosthetic problem. They added several joints and artificial muscle in the form of threaded steel cables and springs. Now under normal circumstances this would do nothing but because the arm is cursed and now has the means to move on its own it can do so even without any automation. So with your new arm you spend the next couple of days waiting for the heat to die down and for the coating expert you kidnapped to finish his work. Once he was finished he was given a boat and enough treasure to set him up for life."Captain we took in as many of the slaves as we could and Mad Dog kept her word. We are ready to dive at your command.""Good! THEN SET SAILS!"
And I'm going to call it quits here.I'm feeling a bit under the weather and would like to sleep.Next session we'll make our way towards Fishman Island!Have a good night
>>4921471Aww she's adorable and we hit that sweet spot in her between her sado-domme and mommy instincts.>>4921474have a good one Spooks!
>>4921471Eliza is cute.Also, our prosthetic is going to be pretty cool. We might even be able to add some attachments like Sekiro. Maybe like a cannon, or a flashbang. Something that could catch someone off guard, since I doubt anything we could attach would be stronger than what we can do with our fists or weapons. >>4921474Thanks for the run Spooks, have a good night.
>>4921471this>>4921481Her glaring at Lyda so she could feed her Lil Silver was great. Best Tiger mom.>>4921474Good night spooks, get some rest and drink plenty of heavily filtered water.
>>4921474Good stuff as usual Spooks, good night!
>>4921474Good night spooks
>>4921474Thanks for running SpooksEliza is great... It's so nice to have two characters as absolutely paranoid, scared and damaged as her and Silver relax around one another because there's no need for the usual bristle and violence. That and how she is really trying to be helpful and personable while admitting to being absolutely horrible at it. So good.
>>4921489>all this goofy shit instead of the real important add-ons like a spork
>>4921530Silver already has fingers