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Back at it again, it's PKMN Gold/Silver Quest Vol. 2!

Last time we beat out first gym, got a gun, badge and EGG, and then proceeded to knock ourselves stupid by headbutting a tree.
It's been a bit of a struggle, but time's a-wasting - Wake up, GOLD!

>Wake

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Quest Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=PKMN
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>>4980585

Your head hurts. It's dark. You feel something nudging your shoulder.

What do?

>Calmly open your eyes
>Attack
>Play Dead
>Write in
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>>4980587
>Calmly open your eyes
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>>4980587
>>Calmly open your eyes
Cool guys stay cool under pressure
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>>4980587
>>Calmly open your eyes
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>>4980587
>Calmly open your eyes
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>>4980587
Calmly open eyes
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>>4980587
>Mumble incoherently
Glad to see you back!
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>Calmly open your eyes

You keep chill and just wake up.
A stinky old man hovers above you.

"You OK, Boyo? looks like you've just been passed out here for hours."
You have. You get up and dust yourself off and regain your bearings.

"Ah, good to see it. Say, do you like fishing?"

What do?

>Yeah I like fishing
>Sorry old man, fishing is for GEEKS
>Write in
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>>4980719
>>Yeah I like fishing
The last old guy gave us some cool shit.
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>>4980719
>>Yeah I like fishing
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>>4980719
>Guess I've never really tried it
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>>4980719
Do I like fishing? HEH, I LIVE and BREATH fishing. Get angry and aggressive that he is implying that you don't fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNS65db6jDg
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>>4980719
>Yeah I like fishing
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>>4980719
>>Yeah I like fishing
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>Yeah I like fishing

Hell yes you like fishing.
The man removes his bucket hat to reveal his more provocative fishing enthusiast gear.

"Glad to hear it. You don 't know who you can trust these days. Say young man, I've got an OLD ROD that I wouldn't mind leaving in the hands of a young whippersnapper like yourself. But I don't believe in hand outs... you're gonna have to earn it, if you know what I mean."

uh. Things are getting weird but an OLD ROD would be useful....

What do?

>Challenge him to physical combat
>Challenge him to PKMN combat
>Show him your gun
>Leave
>Write in
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>>4980818
>Challenge him to PKMN combat
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>>4980818
>>Challenge him to PKMN combat
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>>4980818
fishing competition
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>>4980818
>chalenge him to a PKMN combat
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>>4980820
POKEMON BATTLE. It's our glorious cultural tradition.
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>>4980818
>Check your stuff to see if you have everything. After securing that nothing is missing, THEN challenge him to PKMN combat.
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>>4981012
No way, he wouldn't rob a fellow fisherman.
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>>4981051
It's not the fisherman I'm worried about. Our dickbag rival the Sentret could've done anything to us...but didn't. That's a clear indication that it's going to fuck us over but in secrecy. If not already.
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>>4980818
>>Challenge him to PKMN combat
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>>4981012
This
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>>4980818
>Trade for gun
Only scoundrels and Americans have guns
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>>4980818
Can we get the discarded cap for Brutaxinator?
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>>4981012
+1
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>>4981012
support
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>>4980818
>Challenge him to PKMN Combat
You do that, and it's ON.

You decide to check your items after.

The Fisherman sends out GOLDEEN!

What do?

>ATK (Write in PKMN & ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>4981722
Teddy is go! Use Fury Swipes.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4981726
...Now with dice.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4981722
Teddy eats the Goldeen like pic related.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4981722
>Teddy fucking eats the fish
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>>4981726
>>4981727
>>4981744
>>4981766

Uh, that happens.
Turns out a fish and a bear are pretty natural enemies.
The old man hands over the OLD ROD!

You check your inventory and find that OH SHIT the EGG and your GUN are missing.
Those are two things that you're probably going to want back if you're going to solve the case of WHO KILLED MR. POKEMON.

Welp, nothing you can do about it right now. You're sure they'll turn up.

Anyway, what are you up to now?

>Head towards the ruins of ALPH
>Seek PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek trainer battle
>Write in
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>>4981787
Search for clues as to who might have stolen the egg and gun.
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>>4981787
>Head towards the ruins of ALPH
Time to learn Pokerunes
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>>4981790
Oh, and call up DR. ELM and ask who might have been trying to steal it.
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>>4981787
>Search for clues as to who might have stolen the egg and gun.
>Fetch the discarded hat to give to Teddy as trophie
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>>4981823
Supporting!
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Rolled (1d00)

>>4981787
>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)
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>>4981787
>Head towards the ruins of ALPH
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>>4981787
>GO FISHIN
WE GONNA GIT TO SUM FISHIN BOAH!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4981926
Okay let's see if I remembered how to roll this time
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4981787
>>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)
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>Search for Clues
>Head to the ruins

Porque no los dos?

You search the area where you were passed out and find nothing out of the ordinary. Whoever did this took what they wanted and left you without a mark. A skilled pickpocket... of people that are knocked out cold.

You call ELM as you head towards the ruins and lay the bad news on him.

"You LOST them? the GUN and the EGG?..."
There's an uncomfortably long pause.
"GOLD... it's been 5 hours. How do you lose a gun and a precious specimen in 5 hours? What kind of COP are you?"

Oh God he's right. What kind of cop are you?

WHAT COP?

>Hobocop
>Cop of the Apocalypse
>Fancy Cop
>Regular Law Official
>Some Kind of Superstar Cop
>Write in
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>>4981945
>>Some Kind of Superstar Cop
The world just isn't ready for a superstar cop, it seems. But when has that ever stopped a cool guy like us before?
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>>4981945
>The best damn Cop this side of Mt Silver
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IM A COP LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME AND ONE DAY ILL BE POLICE CHIEF. BELIEVE IT.
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>>4981945
AND SO, RATHER THAN ASPIRING TO BECOME A WORLD LEAGUE POKEMASTER, GOLD GOLDOVANNA DREAMED OF BEING A COPSTAR
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>>4981945
>>Some Kind of Superstar Cop
Just no drugs, they are not Cool, mom said
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>>Some Kind of Superstar Cop
Just no drugs, they are not Cool, mom said
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>>4981945
>Cop of the Apocalypse
>Some Kind of Superstar Cop
We can both rock the fuck out AND be cool as fuck in the apocalypse.
Have you seen a post apoc film? People rock the fuck out in them.
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>>4981945
>>Some Kind of Superstar Cop of the Apocalypse
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>Some Kind of Superstar Cop

It appears you're also dead. There's clearly rigor mortis on your face, or wait... is that an "expression"? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why?

You're not making it, the face is making itself.

Please stop. It's horrible! You're scaring yourself.

Alas, this is what superstars do.


In short, you ignore the fuck out of whatever ELM is trying to get at. You're a COOL GUY, you'll figure this thing out as you go along. You hang up and head on towards the RUINS.

To be honest they look kind of boring. There's a few caves. The UNION CAVE is closed for repairs. How do you repair a cave? Whatever. There's also a cute little VISITOR CENTER.

WHAT DO?

>Check the Caves
>Check the Visitor Center
>Blow this popstand, head to AZALEA TOWN via RT. 33
>Write in
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>>4982004
>Check the Visitor Center
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4982004
>Go FISHING
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>>4982004
>Check the Visitor Center
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>>4982004
>Blow this popstand, head to AZALEA TOWN via RT. 33
>Ruins are for nerds and Indiana Jones rip offs, and on the Harrison Ford scale, I'm a Han Solo.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4982004
>>Write in
Go fishing inside the Visitor Center
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4982040
>>4982004
I'll change my vote to this.
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>>4981970
we can do both, we can do both, and be the best there is.

>>4982040
Supporting this
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>>4981970
>>4982073
No matter what Gold does, we should try to live by the guiding word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjTny0Fe5Jo
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>>4982040
This seems like the most logical decision.
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>>4982004
>>4982040
This
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>>4982004
What do?
>Ask the horrific necktie
What? It must be a dimensional slip, ignore it
>>4982040
>Support
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>>4982004
>Check the Visitor Center
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>Go fishing at the Visitor Center

There's no water there, but nature be damned you're gonna fish and you're gonna fish good.

You cast your line and ... BINGO! You caught a big one!
Actually it's just the sad teenager working the front desk as a summer Job.

"Sir..." He points to the sign. NO FISHING.
And wait a second, you thought it was ALPH.
"Common misconception." The teen notes.

What do?

>Disobey, continue fishing
>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site
>Barter for ALF costume
>Write in
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>>4982109
Clearly, it’s time for a Pokémon battle with this nerd.
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>>4982109
>>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site
>>Write in
Also demand a prize for our masterful display of fishery.
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>>4982109
>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site
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>>4982117
>>4982117
supporting this
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>>4982109
Go fishing for information
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>>4982109
>>Disobey, continue fishing

Quitters aren’t COOL
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>>4982117
>Demand Prize

“What? Oh. Ok I guess.”
The young mascot pulls out a bright and shiny TOKEN OF ALF.
“Here’s the garbage we give kids that solve the puzzles in the caves. Here ya go.”
You take the shiny token. It’s made of cardboard.
Nice, now you don’t have to bother with any obnoxious puzzles, AND you’ve got ALF in pog form.
It’s probably time to leave.

What do?

>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
>Head through to RT. 33
>Write in
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>>4982109
>Disobey, continue fishing
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Rolled 19 (1d26)

>>4982152
>>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
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Rolled 19 (1d26)

>>4982152
>>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
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Rolled 3 (1d26)

>>4982152
>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
>>4982153
Well shit
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>>4982156
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>>4982154
>>4982156
So a shiny S Unown, then?
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>>4982156
>>4982154
Well shit, supporting these guys
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>>4982152
>>Head through to RT. 33
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Rolled 18 (1d26)

>>4982152
>>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
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>>4982183
so close to another 19
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Rolled 8 (1d26)

>>4982152
>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
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Rolled 23 (1d26)

>>4982174
I'll roll. Check this 19, nerds
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>>4982198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqCi6o5r5I
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>>4982203
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Rolled 20 (1d26)

>>4982152
>Check the ruins for PKMN
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Rolled 6 (1d26)

>>4982152
>check the ruins for PKMN
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>>4982152
>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 23 (1d26)

>>4982522
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>>4982004
>dat ref
i keked
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>Rolled 19 (1d26)

You check the ruins for some interesting PKMN.
Hey look, it's an UNOWN!

he's a weird S shaped boy.

What do?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4987116
>Throw Pokeball
good ol' MVPS
Pretty sure we'll be able to unlock the powerfull secret evolved form
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4987116
We speak and spell as Unknown fly by!

And then POKE IT IN THAT GIANT EYE!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4987116
>Irwin, Water Gun
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>>4987116
Dude looks like one of those old school Bop-It Extreme’s. See how well we can keep up to the beat!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4987116
>>4987142
Forgot to roll…
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>>4987142
>Bop it

you bop it. Twist it. Pull it. spin it.
You try all combinations but it only seems to piss the UNOWN off.

Either way the bopping and agitation put it in a rather catchable state.

What do?

>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Bop it
>Run
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4987192
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
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>>4987192
>Bop it
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4987192
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
I'm sure somebody would be willing to pay big bucks for this guy.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4987192
>Throw pokeball
Still sure we can evolve it in a not useless thing
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>Throw Pokeball

Yep, you catch that guy no problem.

ANYWAY, these ruins are lame and you decided they are not cool enough for a COOL GUY of your caliber.
You head to RT. 33 - just outside of Azalea town!

What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Head to AZALEA
>Write in
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4987251
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>4987251
>Seek Trainer Battle

we're kinda broke, aren't we?
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>>4987251
Buy a couple of balls. We're running low.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4987251
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Naming the Unknown Sun-Bopit
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>>4987251
>>Seek Trainer Battle
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>>4987251
>Visit JOY
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>>4987260
Supporting, but yeah we need them poke-man balls.
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>Purchase Balls
For sure, but you're going to need to get to town first. You still have a few left, right? Right.

>Sun-Bopit
That's his name! Maybe Bopit for short.

>look for PKMN
You do that. Hey, an Ekans! A pretty rare sight around here.

What do?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4987299
Rocky, bind
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4987299
>Irwin, BITE 'em!
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>>4987299
IRWIN, GIV' EM' THE GOOD OL' ONE TWO SCRATCH
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4987355
FUCK I FORGOT THE GOOD OL' ONE TWO ROLL
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4987327
Seconding
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4987299
Irwin, attack! Scratch works.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4987327
Thirded
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>>4987299
ROCKY, USE BIND! SHOW THEM YOU'RE THE COOLER SNAKE
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4987299
>>4988154
forgot roll
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>>4988154
Maybe it was a good thing that you forgot it.
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>ROCKY BIND

It's regular snake vs big rock snake!
It ends pretty predictibly - EKANS is in trouble!

What do?

>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Finish it
>Run
>Write in
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>>4988458
>Finish it
We already got a solid snake in the team, we won't need a flacid one
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>>4988458
throw the pokeboole
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4988458
>Throw Pokeball
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>>4988480
This. The fleshy, weak, nerd-snake can get bent.
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Whoops you caught the snake.

Roll 1 D100 to name it!

What do now?

>Head to Azalea
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
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>>4988458
Finish him
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4988642
name it Znake
>Head to Azalea
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>>4988645
Nice
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4988642
Dilos

Head to Azale
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>>4988642
Flacid
>Head to Azale
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4988642
>Head to Azalea
Kobe
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Znake it is!

You Head onward to AZALEA TOWN.
But before you get there, you come across a guy in a SNAZZY OUTFIT.

"Hey kid, you want to buy a SLOWPOKE TAIL? Grind this up and snort it and it will give you some serious virility. Just 1000g and it's yours!"

Virility, huh? That sounds great but you're not so sure how ethical consuming that tail is.

WHAT DO?

>Buy SLOWPOKE TAIL
>Admonish the peddler of PKMN parts
>Write in
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>>4988731
>Ask him for his merchant's license to know if he's legit.
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>>4988731
COOL GUYS dont need DRUGS to BONE THEIR GIRLFRIEND (which you don't have, sadly)
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>>4988731
>Offer him money to buy his hat
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>>4988731
>>Write in
I out of money dude
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>>4988731
>>Admonish the peddler of PKMN parts
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>>4988731
Trade Znake to the Rocket for a Tail! SlowpokeTail's a great Pokemon, isn't it?
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>>4988731
>>Admonish the peddler of PKMN parts
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>>4988731
>Seize contraband
Without paying
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>>4988761
Crystalyra disagrees

>>4988735
>>4988798
Supporting this
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>>4988731
Ask to inspect the merchandise, then beat him over the head with the Slowpoke tail until he falls unconscious.
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>Admonish

Harvesting PKMN Parts? That sounds like something that's against the law, and in case anyone forgot -
YOU ARE THE LAW.

"A cop? Cheese It!"
The Rocket Grunt drops the tail and runs off into the woods before you can book him.

You get a SLOWPOKE TAIL - although it's illegal to even carry these things.

Looking at SLOWPOKE WELL it stands to reason that there's more of these Team Rocket goons inside, carving up innocent dumb monsters.

WHAT DO?

>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
>Continue on to AZALEA TOWN
>Write in

(Last post for the night!)
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>>4988831
>>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
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>>4988831
Check the heft on that Tail; is it heavy enough to beat a thug unconscious with?

After that, head on down the well...
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>>4988831
>Into the well!
All's well that is well
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>>4988831
>Take Tail
>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
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>>4988831
Confiscate tail and investigate slowpoke well
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>>4988831
>Take Tail
>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
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>>4988831
Bag it up, turn it in as evidence
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>>4988837
Support.
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>>4988831
take tail
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>>4988831
>Investigate slowpoke well
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>Investigate Slowpoke Well

Why not, you're not in a hurry.
No murders to solve, or anything. Wait, you actually DO have a murder to solve!
Ehhhhh you're a superstar cop, it'll work itself out.

What do?

>Seek ROCKET Battle
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4989771
>Look for PKMN
Oh boy, I hope we get ourselves a Slowpoke!
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>>4989771
>Seek ROCKET Battle
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>>4989841
Support
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>>4989771
>Rocket battle
We are the fuzz, and there's crime afoot
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>>4989841

Hey look, it's a SLOWPOKE.
You rolled well so it's... glossy.
Or is he just kind of wet and sticky? Gross.
Either way there he is.

It's also... completely unaware of your presence.
You could probably just catch it with just an OK catch roll.
And you've got how many balls left? You forgot?
Uh, one. Let's say one left.

What do?

>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
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>>4989895
>ATK, Teddiursa, Feint Attack

Can we get a pastebin with our captures and approximate movelists?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4989897
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4989895
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
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>>4989895
>Waggle the SLOWPOKETAIL at Slowpoke
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4989895
Irwin, scratch that sumbitch.
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>>4989841
>>4989949
what is going on with my rolls for this?
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>>4989897
>Can we get a pastebin with our captures and approximate movelists?

voting against this
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4989895
Throw Pokeball
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>>4989972
It was a week between threads, and it'll be longer still. How the fuck are we going to remember who we've got.
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>>4989953
you've been blessed
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>>4989949
>IRWIN, SCRATCH

Irwin slashes the hapless monster's face up real good.
It barely reacts, but you can tell it's probably ready to be caught.

What do?

>Catch
>Finish it
>Write in
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>>4990044
>>Catch
Slowking here we go.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4990044
>Catch
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>>4990044
>Catch
Fine, we'll catch the literal retard.
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>>4990044
Catch the shiny
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>>4990044
>Catch
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>>4990044
Catch
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>CATCH

Sweet, you got SLOWBRO.
You're out of Pokeballs, and also out of space on your team!

Time to decide which one to send to THEBOX.

WHAT DO?

>Send IRWIN to the box
>Send TEDDY to the box
>Send BRUTAXINATOR to the box
>Send ROCKY to the box
>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box
>Send ZNAKE to the box
>Send SLOWBRO to the box

Also roll 1D100 to name SLOWBRO!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box
Much as I want to see the Rockette over there try to play Bop-It, he's kinda not good.

Also, call him Brosef.
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>>4990176
>Send ZNAKE to the box.
There is only room for one snake in this party. Also

>Ask the rocket lady why she's being a stalker and not properly introducing herself.
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>>4990176
>SLOWBRO
Did we catch that Slowpoke so hard it evolved?
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>>4990195
uhh whoops SLOWPOKE
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>>4990176
>>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Seduce the rocket chick with your skills
Also >>4990188
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>>4990176
>Send Slowpoke to the box
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>>4990021
Could keep track yourself?
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>>4990176
Send ZNAKE to the box

Also:
>>4990190
I second the other part of ths anon's post. What's the big idea, Crime Babe? Ogling my sweet LAW BADGE?
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>>4990176
>>Send ZNAKE to the box
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4990176
Sun-bopit goes innabox
Name: Retotter (Retard+otter)

>Role play with rockette
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Also roll 1D100 to name SLOWBRO!
Supporting Brosef Brostar for the Slowpoke.

Also supporting asking the rocket tail if she's enjoying 'miring our sweet LAW GROOVE
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box
Einstein
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Einstein for Slowpoke name
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4990176
Znake in the box
Hawking for the name
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What time period is this on?
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>>4990767
I'd say from 20h to midnight UTC + 0
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4990176
>Znake to box
>Slowpoke name Einstein
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Votes are in!

ZNAKE is OUT
BROSEF is IN

Great. Now you can get back to checking out this weird well.
You head further in and sense an ominous presence.
This place is actually kind of creepy. Caves like this make strange noises. You could almost swear you hear someone saying "Ara Ara".
Spooky.

What do?

>Turn around quickly
>Keep heading forward
>Leave
>Write in
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>>4991118
>>Turn around quickly
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>>4991118
>Keep heading forward
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>>4991118
Take a quick lean on this oddly soft stalagmite. Even kinda smells nice...
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>>4991118
>Turn around quickly
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>Turn Around

You do a quick 360.
Hey, it got dark.
And soft.

"WOAH, HEY! TAKE A GIRL TO DINNER FIRST!"
You hear a voice echo in the darkness.

Oh, it's a lady. a lady ROCKET!
It looks like there aren't any other Rocket members around.

What do?


>Polite Introduction
>Flirt
>You're under arrest
>Write in
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>>4991155
>Motorboat
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>>4991165
Seconded
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>>4991155
>>Flirt
Maybe we can seduce her out of her bad ways, as a superstar cop
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>>4991155
>Flirt
Like a COOL guy, of course. Let's learn from our mistakes with the policewoman
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>>4991155
>Polite Introduction
Apologize for groping, that's LAME.
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>>4991155
>Polite Introduction
followed by
>Flirt
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>>4991155
>Flirt
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>>4991155
>>Polite Introduction
>Flirt
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>>4991155
>Polite Flirtroduction
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>>4991207
seconded
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>>4991155
Flirt, no introduction
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>>4991165
Supporting
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>>4991155
>>You're under arrest
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>Motorboat
You barely resist your urge to abububub this Rocket Grunt's fat udders.
You gain +1 point in the MILKER MANIAC in the DISPOSITION MATRIX.

>Polite introduction / Flirtation

You tell her your name is GOLD, and you' re an up and coming PKMN trainer and more recently the LAW around here.

"Oh, hey. The name's CASSIDY YAMATO. Friends just call me YAMATO, though. Look at you little law-man, have you come to take me away?"
She asks.

What do?

>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)
>Offer to cuff her (Serious)
>PKMN Battle (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>4991243
>>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)
>>Offer to cuff her (Serious)
Every batman has a catwoman.
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>>4991245
Seconded
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>>4991245
Support
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>>4991243
>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)
>"Ma'am, unless you can show me your permit to operate and maintain that dynamite bod, I'm going to have to bring you in for unauthorized use and ownership of explosive materials."
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>>4991243
>>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)
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>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)

You teasingly offer to take her away in handcuffs. Bold.

She laughs.

"You're funny, Kid. Geeze, it looks like all of the other grunts scrammed ad the sight of you. You must be some kinda guy. Listen, I know I'm running around with these goons but I really can't have something like this on my record. How about a trade? I give you this KING'S ROCK that we found here and you let me off the hook. Whaddaya say?"
She tosses in a little wink.

Yamato is cute. CUTE!

What do?

>Let her go (Gain KING'S ROCK)
>Book her
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
>Write in
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
If she refuses
>Bring her in, take the KINGS ROCK as evidence
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>>4991327
Seconded
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
Get her number, too, so we can work on an underc- er, sting operation.
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
I like her. Let's bring her over to the COOL Side of JUSTICE.
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>>4991322
>>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
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>>4991322
>>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
We shall reach her the ways of JUSTICE and BEING COOL. A worthy apprentice, she shall be.
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
>>
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
> Contemplate that no one seems to find it weird that adult women are willing to get together with children. Like didn't the champion of Kanto get together with that chick double his age what ever happened with tha-
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>>4991322
>Offer to deputize, clear record and all, but really, take that rock and give to brosef.
>>
Is it just me or have women been more readily interested in Gold than Red this quest
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>>4991431
Chad Energy.
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>>4991431
All the Kanto women knew RED was for NEET Joy
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)

>>4991431
That's just how cool guys roll, and we're pretty cool.
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>>4991415
>>4991327
>>4991335
supporting this
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
It's tough to be the only law.
We can maybe form a fully train police force in our adventure, cutting us some slack and bringing back order to the region
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>>4991322
>>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
She can do much better then the unpaid dregs of a team that was only for making money in the first place.
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
>Get her number too
>Contemplate that no one seems to find it weird that adult women are willing to get together with children. Like didn't the champion of Kanto get together with that chick double his age what ever happened with tha-
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>>4991322
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
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>>4991322
>Let her go (Gain KING'S ROCK)
Let's get a cops and robbers thing going first.
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You there QM
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>Deputize

Ok, you ask her to join up for a bit and tell her about the MURDER and such.

"Yeah, why not? Those ROCKET goons ditched me and I've got nothing better to do."

YAMATO Joins the party!
She's a bit of a firecracker with a mean streak, but she's got that onee-san energy that trainers like you crave.

She brings with her a ZUBAT and an EKANS.

You both decide to head to AZALEA TOWN.
And you get there! It was like 50 feet away.

It's not a big town, but there are a few things you can get up to.

WHAT DO?

>PKMN GYM
>PKMN MART
>BLACKSMITH
>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO
>WRITE IN
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>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO
We can't have her going around in a rocket outfit, it'll alert people and make us look bad.
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>>4995154
>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO
Her new threads better show off her midriff.
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>>4995154
>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO
>BLACKSMITH
>TRY TO CATCH A POKE FOR YAMATO
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>New Outfit

Yeah, might as well get her out of those ROCKET duds if you want anyone to respect you.
There's a few clothing shops in the area, or you could just adlib this thing.

WHAT DO?

>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG
>Shop at BEAUTY BOUTIQUE
>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT
>Draw In
>Write in
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>>4995181
>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG
As if there was any other choice
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>>4995181
Since we've deputized her, find her a SEXY POLICEWOMAN UNIFORM

Even if she just wears it for us now and then.
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>>4995181
>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG
>>4995190
Impersonating a police officer is NOT COOL
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>>4995181
>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG
The COOL will be ours!
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>>4995181
>Shop at BEAUTY BOUTIQUE
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>>4995181
>Shop at ELEGANT SUIT MALL
I have a thing for suits
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>>4995181
>>
>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT
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>>4995181
>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT
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>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG

You play things cool and skip the duck costume for a COOL outfit.

Yamato is cool. COOL!

Alright now that you're done with that nonsense -

What do?

>GYM
>MART
>BLACKSMITH
>WRITE IN
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>>4995255
>DATE
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>BLACKSMITH
>>
>>4995255
>ACTUAL GYM
How are we supposed to be a COOL COP if we aren't swole enough for SICK TAKEDOWNS
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>>4995255
>BLACKSMITH
>>
>>4995255
>Blacksmith

We're low on balls
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>>4995255
>>GYM
>Sneak peek at cleavage window
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>>4995255
>BLACKSMITH
>>
>>4995191
She's not impersonating, she is a DEPUTY
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>>4995255
>BLACKSMITH
>>
>>4995255
>Blacksmith
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>>4995255
>Blacksmith
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>>4995255
>BLACKSMITH
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>BLACKSMITH

Why not? It's the only notably unique thing in town and you could use some BALLS.

You walk into the shop. It's a bit loud and there's an insanely buff old dude hammering away at some balls. You didn't know how POKEBALLS were made but this is not what you expected.

"If you're looking for balls go the the MART. I'm not selling a damn thing until somebody takes care of the ROCKETS messing with the SLOWPOKE just outside of town."

Weird introduction, buy you'll bite.

WHAT DO?

>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COP
>Have YAMATO use her FEMININE WILES
>Write in
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>>4995380
>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
vve did it
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>>4995380
>>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>>
>>4995380
>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
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>>4995380
>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COP
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>>4995380
>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COP
We stop crime before we even realise they're criminals
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>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem

"Prove it."

uh. You didn't expect that.

HOW PROVE?

>Show Badge
>Show Slowpoke tail
>Yamato: Flirt
>Write in
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>>4995482
> Write In
Yamato, explain how after I arrived I flashed my badge to then lead them away. You were there.
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>>4995482
Show badge and slowpoke tail
>I am the law
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>>4995482
Supporting >>4995487
We have a badge and confiscated contraband. We also don't look like the kind of dude to use said contraband.
>>
>>4995487
+1
>>
> Write In
Yamato, explain how after I arrived I flashed my badge to then lead them away. You were there.
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>Show badge and slowpoke tail
>I am the law

The old blacksmith looks at the tail. Then looks at you.

"All this proves is you've been carrying around the tail of one of those poor Slowpoke. And that badge..."

He turns around and rips off his shirt. That Tattoo. He's...
YAKUZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQa1SA3EtI&ab_channel=DanZan

A man who respects no laws save for his own personal code. The heart of his conviction etched into his very back!
This guy isn't going to put up with any police shenanigans, in fact it looks like he's about to BEAT your ASS.

What do?

>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
>Try to talk it out
>Run
>Yamato: Distract! (Remove Shirt)
>Write in
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
This criminal will know the meaning of the law.
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
I don't have high hopes considering we're 10(?) and he's a grown ass man and our rolls but
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>>4995512
>Fight Man-to-man
Where was he when you were taking down that racket?
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
J U S T I C E
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
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>>4995512
>>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
>Yamato: Distract! (Remove Shirt)

WE'LL HAVE A FLEX-OFF, ALL THREE OF US.
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>>4995534
The only one who will get to see Yamato shirtless will be GOLD. So no.
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>>4995540
Your educated opinion is that nobody has ever seen the flirty gang member topless before?
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>>4995596
She's flirty not a whore
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>>4995540
This. We're COOL guys, not some only-fans cucks.
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>>4995598
>>4995599
Haha, alright. I hope that the QM honours this amusingly unlikely characterization of a grown woman who joined a criminal enterprise, flirted with a ten year old, then joined up with us and let us pick out her clothes because we offered to sexily handcuff her.
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>>4995605
You're talking about the same QM who had a woman of similar age give another similarly aged kid a blowjob.
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>>4995605
So if you start talking to a girl, do you ask her show her tits to every guy that is trying to fight you because some others may have seen them before?
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>>4995521
+1
Where the FUCK was he, huh? Bitching about the Rockets and the Slowpoke tails when he has gains like that? Call him out on his shit!
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>>4995621
Actually a pretty good idea.

>>4995614
Nah, but it'd be funny in this fictional context. So would this weird sexy gangster being bizarrely chaste, though. I am admittedly less invested in our relationship with Cassidy Yamato than other people here, and I wish them and their waifu a happy future.

>>4995610
Huh. Never did read the first BathSalts Pokemon quest.
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>>4995605
That's just GOLD being COOL.

Other men would not be able to achieve this.
>>
Bathsalts didn't say that was the last post he can't leave us hanging
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>>4995685
He could and he would, and soon after he would break the Geneva Convention.
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>>4995512
>>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
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>>4995512
>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
This guy's a retard, point out how
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>>4995521
>>4995621
+1
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>>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)

It's on. Judging on physique alone you're in for the ass beating of a lifetime.

>Call him out on his bullshit

You tell the old guy he should have stopped the Rockets himself. He scoffs.

"You don't know anything. The Yakuza and the Rockets have a working business relationship. So even though I hate what they're doing over there, honor prevents me from interfering. Otherwise I would have taken my hammer here and cracked their dopey little skulls. I guess yours will have to do."

Ruh roh.

WHAT DO?

>LEFT JAB
>RIGHT HAYMAKER
>DUCK AND WEAVE
>POCKET SAND
>WRITE IN
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>>4996414
>FLYING SPIN KICK
They expect the punches. He won't expect this.
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>>4996414
>LEFT JAB
Haymaker are easily readable attacks, better keep it for later
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>>4996414
>Judo Throw his attack
He's a big guy, so he's gotta be slower than us. If one hit from him connects, we're getting our ass kicked. Let's use that speed to our advantage, and use judo techniques to use his own strength against him.
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>>4996414
>GOLD uses sand attack
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>>4996414
This is how he responds to us doing what he couldn't do? He chose an opposing gang over that of the pokemon he pretended to care about.
Aim for the back.
Actually, no, scatter ball bearings from his shop across the floor between you.
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>>4996414
>Take up the COOLGUY fighting style and STYLE UPON his lameo flow
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>Judo Throw

Hey, that's smart. You can't outpower this guy but if you can redirect his energy you might be able to take him out.
Problem: You don't know Judo.
You're just going to have to rely on what you've seen in movies. You decide to CHANNEL THE ELEMENTS.

WHAT ELEMENT?

>FIRE
>WATER
>EARTH
>WRITE IN
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>>4996494
>WRITE IN
Grass, because Grass counters Water, and that man has the tattoo of a gyarados.
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>>4996494
>WRITE IN
Electricity. Grass is lame as shit. Now bolts of lightning? That's cool. And it's also strong against water.
>>
>>4996494
>LIGHTNING
Its the coolest element after all
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>>4996502
>>4996498
Supporting lightning
Electricity is x4 against gyriados and it's awesome to be able to thunder punch
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>>4996498
Genius, that's 4x super-effective too.
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>>4996494
>Electric
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>Lightning

You choose to channel the power of THUNDER to get big damage against a guy with a GYARADOS Tattoo.

He socks you right in the kisser.

Your head spins and your ears ring. Somewhere, someplace you hear a wiseman say:
"Be like water, Friend."

A little too late, asshole. Your legs feel like Jelly, so that's kinda close though. Still, you manage to stay upright.

"You're pretty tough for a kid. Maybe you really DID run those Rockets off."

WHAT DO?

>Initiate Peace Talks
>Throw Punch
>Yamato: Distract
>Write in
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>>4996544
>>Write in
Channel your inner pokemon and prepare to deliver a Counter.
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>>4996544
>Initiate Peace Talks
>Whip blood running from the mouth with a stylish movement

We can't fight him physically it seems.
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>>4996544
Let us at least roll dice, OP!
>scatter ball bearings found in workshop
I didn't hear no bell
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>>4996556
>Throw Punch
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>>4996551
None of this would have happened if we'd had a sweet flex-off. Supporting this.
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>>4996544
>Throw Punch
We're having a foight like a man.
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>>4996544
>Initiate peace talks
Cool guys don't go down that easy.
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>>4996551
Supporting this
We need to look COOL
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>>4996551

>Look Cool, Peace Talks

You wipe the blood from your face and try to look as cool as someone CAN look when they've just gotten their ass beat.

You tell the old man that there's clearly no way you could best him in physical combat, but you feel that you're actions have proven you're a man of your word.

"Haha! You've got BALLS kid. That's the one thing that really counts. OK, I believe you. What, you needed BALLS? Here, have a few on me."

You get 6 POKEBALLS!
Sweet. He even throws in a specialty ball!
You get 1 FAST BALL, great for catching those PKMN that like to RUN FAST.

Great, you're stocked up and swollen.

WHAT DO?

>PKMN GYM
>PKMN MART
>WRITE IN
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>>4996592
Go to PKMN CENTER and get patched up. Then to the PKMN GYM
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>>4996592
>Gym
>>
>>4996595
+1
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>>4996592
Bathsalts, there's no ENDURANCE or similar stat we get points in for taking the punch standing?
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>>4996592
Hell yeah, we proved we had BALLS and didn't get humiliated in front of a girl.
>Visit the Pokémon center
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>>4996592
What face is YAMATO supposed be making here
>POKEMON CENTER
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>>4996592
PKMN MART

Everyone knows Pokémon Centers don't heal people. Instead, spray ourselves down with a potion. We'll be fiiine.
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>>4996592
>PKMN CENTER
We're moving up, boys. But first we gotta get healed up
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>PKMN Center

May as well take a rest and patch up before the GYM.

You head on in and find NUDIST JOY.
She greets you warmly and makes sure your monsters are in tip top shape.

WHAT DO?

>Use PC
>Flirt
>Head to the GYM
>Write in
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>>4996713
>Flirt
We are legally obligated to do it, come on.
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>>4996713
Don't flirt. Ask if Pokemon Centers can heal people in this crazy mixed-up region.

Also, why is everyone nude or getting shirtless? We wander into a nudist colony or something?
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>>4996713
>Ask for medical attention for yourself. Point at your face. Emphasize that you're not flirting or anything.
>If she can't help us get our face patched up, then does she know anybody who can?
>Ask why she's a nudist to begin with.
>Ask YAMATO if she's interested in the kind of thing this NUDIST JOY is clearly into.
All our mons are still healed from before
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>>4996713
No flirting
> Do you know where humans can get healed up here?
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>>4996713
>Any idea where I can get healed up?
I feel sorry for Johto Joy's, GOLD gives 0fucks
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>>4996729
Looking forward to seeing what tomfoolery Bath tries to bring out to get us to care about a joy
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>>4996713
>No flirting with Joy
>GYM
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>>4996713
>Ask for healing
>Decide to become SHIRTLESS GOLD
Hey man, when in Rome
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>>4996746
Supporting.
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>>4996713
DO NOT flirt.
>How can i get healed

No flirting with joys, and plus we have Yamato to flirt with already. She has thus far proven to be cute. There is no thematic connection between GOLD and joys.
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>>4996713
>Get patched up
>Heal up team
>Don't flirt
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>>4996722
>>4996796
>>4996802
supporting these also >>4996746
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>Get Patched up

That happens. Your face still hurts but it's killing me. Heyooooo.

>Don't Flirt

You decide that you hate fun. That's fine.

>Ask her why she's a nudist.

Tears well in her eyes. She blushes a deep scarlet. She's humiliated!

"It's... the local Gym Leader. He's a real perv and I lost a bet with him so now I have to work completely in the nude. It's so shameful... I could just die!"

Oooo that is IT. You may not be flirting with JOYs but you'll be damned if you let some punk go around making the cry. It's simply NOT COOL.

WHAT DO?

>Head to GYM
>Console Nudist JOY
>Suggest that YAMATO join her in nudity. You know, so she's not the only one.
>Write in
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>>4996856
woop also Last post for the night.
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>>4996856
>Head to GYM
We'll beat the gym leader up and she'll be able to gain her clothes back. Public indecency is NOT COOL.
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>>4996856
>Head to GYM
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>>4996856
>Head to GYM
Got to show them the BADGE to get our badge
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>>4996856
>>Head to GYM
>>
>>4996856
>Head to GYM
Hey just cause we don't flirt with joys doesn't mean we hate fun. We just don't wanna be like Red. Also, we have Yamato and Crystalyra. Kinda rude to flirt with other girls while attached to them.
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>>4996856
>Head to GYM
>Suggest that YAMATO join her in nudity. You know, so she's not the only one.
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>>4996856
Console Nudist Joy playonically, then go to the gym to win back her clothes.
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>>4996856
>Head to GYM
>Console Nudist JOY
>Remove shirt so she doesn't feel bad (and to show off our cool muscles that let us survive a punch to the face)
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>>4996881
+1
Its time for another badge, but we need to train sometime
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>>4996881
fuk it, supporting this
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>>4996881
Supporting this instead of merely >>4996879
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>>4996856
Supporting the coolest choice >>4996881
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>>4996881
Was there ever any other choice?

The answer is yes, but I disregard that.
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>>4996881
Supporting best choice
So... we're a superstar cloth-discard happy cop?
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>>4997467
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>>4996881
+1
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>GYM

Alright you whip off your shirt and head to the GYM. Pretty cool.

You enter the GYM and notice the lush greenery and a heavy ambient noise you can't place right away.
It's warmer in here than you expected, good thing you took your shirt off.

To get to the LEADER you're going to have to go through a couple of trainers, but that's no big deal.

Oh, and there's some creep in the corner.

WHAT DO?

>Challenge TRAINERS
>Confront CREEP
>Write in
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>>4997698
>Confront CREEP
I don't trust him
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>>4997698
>Confront CREEP
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>>4997698
>Confront CREEP
Tell us your secrets CREEP of the GYM bush
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>>4997698
>Confront CREEP
>Have Yamato block the exits
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>>4997698
>>Confront CREEP
Is that the same one of first gym?
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>Confront Creep

You have YAMATO block off his exit and start grilling the dweep.

"Wha? The GYM Leader's weakness? Well he uses BUG types so if you have a FLYING, ROCK or FIRE type you're all set. Easy win!"

Not so easy, you ask him about the ROIDS he was selling back in VIOLET CITY.

"ROIDS? No no that must have been my brother. He's always getting mixed up in cooky schemes. Hey listen, I don't want any trouble -
Take this and let me go, huh?"

The geek offers you a strange pill. WAS HE NOT LISTENING TO YOU!?

WHAT DO?

>Take the bribe
>BOOK HIM
>Let him off with a warning
>Write in
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>>4997785
Apple doesn't fall to far from the tree maybe probably. Book him.
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>>4997785
>>BOOK HIM
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>>4997785
>Book him
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>>4997785
>BOOK HIM
And take the pill as evidence
>Take the bribe
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>>4997785
>BOOK HIM
confiscate the pill as well
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>>4997785
>Take the pill as evidence
>Book him YAMATO
>Walk away COOLY
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>>4997785
>BOOK HIM
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>Book him

You do that. Take him away, YAMATO.
You're not sure where she's taking him but you're pretty sure it's NOT GOOD. Oh well.

>Confiscate Pill

A good cop would destroy this thing but you've chosen to keep the contraband.
This earns you +1 point in CROOKED COP in the DISPOSITION MATRIX.

Huh, it's a BONER pill. These aren't illegal at all.

WHAT DO?

>Take Pill
>Challenge Trainers
>Write in
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>>4997834
BONER pills are useless to us weather they be legal or illegal, sucks about the dude tho, oh well.
>Crush the pill between thyne mighty fingies and throw the dust away
>Challenge Trainers
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>>4997834
>>Challenge Trainers
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>>4997834
>Challenge Trainers
Keep the pill, it may come in handy.
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>>4997836
Supporting
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>>4997834
>Challenge Trainers
>Save pill
We can COOLY flick it into SILVER's mouth next time we meet him as a distraction
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>>4997855
Why
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>>4997855
Are you trying to get raped, Anon?
>Challenge trainers
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>Crush the pill between thyne mighty fingies and throw the dust away

You crush the pill and it explodes into dust and right into your face. Ack.
You don't feel any different, so it's probably fine.

>Challenge Trainers
OKIE DOKE. Looks like a pair of twins want to fight, and they're about to send out a LEDYBA.
No problemo.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Flee
>Write in
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(What pokemon do we have)
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>>4997915
>>Flee
those twin trainers saw how you embarrassed yourself
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>>4997915
Onix, Rock Throw
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>>4997915
Onyx, Rock Throw
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Its ROCKY you fools
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You guys aren't rolling jesus this is a disaster
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4997915
>ROCKY uses ROCK THROW
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>>4997951
Ooh, good. Nobody roll.
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>>4997951

>ROCKY - ROCK THROW

That happens. NEXT.

They're about to send out SPINARAK

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Flee
>Write in
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>>4997949
No one wants to be the guy who rolled a 1
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4997940
>>4997949
Oops! am dum
>>4997957
Huh? What'd you say?
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>>4997962
very cool, we won this one too
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4997960
Brosef, confusion
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>>4997966
You forgot to add your action. Let's say uhh, rock throw again?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4997960
>BROSEF uses CONFUSION
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>>4997969
? What? No, it's that Brosef (the slowpoke) uses confusion.
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>>4997960
aaaand last post for the night
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4997966
Supporting
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4997960
rock throw
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>>4980585
BATHSALTS!
/qtg/ summons you
Waifu tournament imminent, you've made plenty of good ones but I want you to nominate your best for it kindly if you would
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>Brosef - Confusion

Aww yeah, BROSEF sends out that confusion.
The spider is certainly confused by it - but it endures!

It hits back with a POISON STING, which sucks.
BROSEF seems OK though.

One good hit should finish it off.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Swat Spiter
>Flee
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4998824
>Brosef uses a rolled-up newspaper to smack the bug. Or a swat splitter. Either or.
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>>4998848
And more proof while I'm better off just being the idea guy rather than rolling for it as well.
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>>4998824
>>4998848

Well that goes about as poorly as you could expect.
BROSEF gets a little confused himself and ZONES OUT.
He's not defeated he's just kinda.... standing around.
Weird.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Flee
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4998869
Brosef, confusion.
on the opponent
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4998869
Brosef, confusion, the bugger
>Snap your fingers to make him snap out of it
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4998869
> Brosef, confusion
Please bro...please
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4998869
Brosef.... Use confusion...
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4998869
Water gun!
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>>4998880
>>4998892
I think Brosef is already using Confusion.
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>Brosef - Confusion

He just falls over.
Fortunately he falls right on the bug and squishes it.
YOU WIN!
The twins fork over 200g. That makes... yeah you're not sure how much cash you've got. You'll figure it out later.

OK - with those two out of the way it's a straight shot to the pervert who stripped the local JOY.
Just thinking about it makes you feel a bit funny.
Or is that the pill dust?

WHAT DO?

>GYM BATTLE
>Check BONER
>Write in
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>>4998903
>Check Boner

Oh jeez.
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>>4998903
>INVESTIGATE [BONER]
We are a cop now, checking just won't cut it
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>>4998903
>Check BONER
It may be wise to see if we are having problems before the battle with the perv. If we ended up ingesting it on accident, we might need to ask yamato to help
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>>4998903
>Investigate bonar
also
>why are there twin kids in a known perverts gym? this might be serious
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>>4998916
Inb4 they're all perverts that use their youth to get away with humiliating others.

Luckily, we're also young, so that won't stop us from booking them.
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>>4998903
>>GYM BATTLE
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>>4998916
+1, including asking those kids what they're doing here
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>>4998903
>GYM BATTLE
Ignore boner, acquire badge.
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>>4998903
I'm sure it's nothing
>Gym battle!
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>>4998931
You sure you wanna ignore it when we're about to battle a literal perv? Hell to the fuck no.
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>>4998916
+1, we need to be at our peak to perform arrest
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>Investigate BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3SBkgZtvXc&ab_channel=OneLinerArmory

welp. Now you're walking around in the pervert GYM with no shirt and a BONER.

You consider questioning the strange twin girls about their presence here but think better of walking up to two kids with a BONER.

GEEZE you're gonna have to deal with this thing somehow.

WHAT DO?

>Cover it with your hoodie
>Think Unsexy Thoughts
>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proud
>Write in
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>>4999008
>Get Yamato to Help you
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>>4999008
>>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proud
Cool guys let it go and hang low
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>>4999008
>Put on hoodie
>Deploy the waistband tuck
We're going undercover now boys
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>>4999008
>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proud
We aren't a pussy.
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>>4999008
>>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proud
Let's do this shit.
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>>4999008
> Step out for a moment
"Hey Yamato can you give me a hand. That's not a pun by the way I mean it"
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>>4999020
This is a good idea, and it's also the safest. You people saw what he did to that poor Joy, we don't want to take risks when Yamato can help us here.
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>>4999009
Supporting
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>>4999008
>You consider questioning the strange twin girls about their presence here but think better of walking up to two kids with a BONER.
Good point, they could blackmail us with those Japanese backpack alarms.
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>>4999020
Supporting, sounds funny.
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>>4999020
Didn't Yamato recoil at us groping her by accident? This would basically be propositioning her, which I doubt she'll just accept this early.
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>>4999045
Eh we'll take it as we go. The circumstances are different. It's less propositioning and more "Oh yeah I was basically drugged and this will be a problem if isn't fixed."
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>>4999045
She did also say Ara Ara when she met us.
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>>4999020
Supporting this, I suppose. If she won't help us out for the sake of JUSTICE, I guess we play through.
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>>4999047
But would that be COOL?
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>>4999061
I think Gold is slowly starting to realize that while it's cool to stand up for yourself and try your hardest in situations that seem hopeless. Sometimes coolness requires a little help to maintain
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>>4999061
If we don't just abandon her later like it was nothing, it can be. Obviously it's not a good situation, but asking her to do such things is not an light act. We should do it of course, but if she does accept, we must remember it well.
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Also I don't know if Bath is waiting to see what we pick or meant to call the previous post the last
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>>4999068
I hope we'll have this next one before it's over for today.
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>>4999020
>>4999020
I vote for this but explain our circunstances to her and explain it's ok if she refuses.
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>>4999008
>>Think Unsexy Thoughts
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>Seek YAMATO for assistance

You head outside and flag her down.

"Ugh, that twerp got away from me. Slippery bastard. WOAH - hey there GOLDENROD City, what's got you all excited?"

You explain the situation. She laughs heartily at you.

"What, you thought I was going to help with that? Listen I'm a flirt but I'm not looking to go to POKEPRISON. Call me in like, 7-8 years, weirdo. Anyway if you need that thing to go down why don't you just think about something gross like your MOM or something."

NOT HELPFUL.

"Or like, take a cold shower? IDK. Don't you guys have a way to deal with this sort of thing? Honestly not my area of expertise."

SHIT.

WHAT DO?

>COLD SHOWER
>THINK OF MOM
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
>WRITE IN

(Last post for the night)
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>>4999108
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
GET ON WITH IT.
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>>4999108
> not looking to go to pokeprison
You were working for a criminal organization. anyways.

> Put clothes back on, try to tuck. We'll deal with it later
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
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>>4999108
>Slip on hoodie and tuck
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
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>>4999108
>>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
We wasted enough time here, let's kick the gym leader's but, with any luck the leader is ugly enough to make us go limp.
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>>4999108
>COLD SHOWER
I still don't think it's a good idea.
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Also for those curious I knew that would be the intended outcome. Bath is too weak to draw any legitimate nsfw.
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>>4999108
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
Our drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens
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>>4999108
Oh, okay, cool. Yamato was a huge waste of time, got it.
>ARREST
>COLD SHOWER
>GYM BATTLE ALREADY
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>>4999120
> arrest
Come on man don't get salty.
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>>4999118
Why would we be curious about your Itoldyousos. Nobody cares.
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I just realized we're going to fight Bugsy.

>>4999114
>Bugsy
>ugly
We might not be gay but he's certainly not gonna help.
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>>4999122
lol loser
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>>4999108
>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
No tuck, no time. Go and beat this leader's ass already
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>>4999121
To be fair, it is sad that she seems to just think of us as a twerp
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>>4999135
It's not grounds for sending her to the slammer out of spite. That would makes us even more of a twerp
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>>4999108
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

>gym battle
>don't arrest Yamato, though, 'cause that ain't cool

Sorry about your waifu not being into kids, I guess, guys. Maybe you can win her over yet, or drag so much ass it takes 7 years to become the champ?
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>>4999136
It would be petty, yes, but we did end up wasting a lot of time on Yamato seeing as she's clearly not going to be a waifu option.
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>>4999142
Who cares? She's our DEPUTY. She can wingman for us with other ladies if need be. Stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your BADGE.
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>>4999142
Who cares, she's on the team so keep her on the team. You don't just sell out team members because you can't stick your dick in them.
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>>4999143
The fact speaker
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>>4999143
>>4999144
You're awfully innocent if you don't think the main reason anons voted to make her a deputy wasn't as a waifu option.
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>>4999149
Obviously that was the fucking reason. But she's here now so leave her on the team, that's what we're trying to say.
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>>4999149
If you think*, it ended up as a double negative.
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>>4999151
True, but now she doesn't really have a purpose, she's not exactly 'prime' deputy material.

At the same time, Red had already met neet joy by volume 2, so obviously the timing seemed to fit.
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>>4999153
I'm the one who made fun of anons for being too invested. Still, barely-reformed flirty ex-criminal makes for a fun sidekick as a sort of shitty "superstar cop". I like her. I vote she stays.
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>>4999153
Dude what are you talking about her purpose is to be our partner now. She'll learn as we go like we are.
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>>4999156
Oh no, she's probably going to stay, she just doesn't have much of a role anymore.
>>4999157
Standing in the background and doing something like blocking an exit every once in a blue moon is hardly an purpose, anon. What with her general personality, she isn't exactly going to be seeking out justice, so without the waifu angle she doesn't really have anything going for her. That's just the truth.
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>>4999160
Doubles battles.
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>>4999167
They're only cool if with a buddy, meanwhile she clearly sees us as an twerp. Like I said, no role or chemistry.
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>>4999168
She didn't call us a twerp. She called the guy she was apprehending a twerp. She called us a weirdo for trying to get her to jack us off, which... Like, yeah, fair.
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>>4999175
Considering she wasnt talking to us before we arrived, I would say she wasn't talking about the guy she arrested.
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>>4999185
She was talking to herself, grumbling over the fact that the guy we had her apprehend got away from her, as evinced by the fact she said:

>that twerp got away from me. Slippery bastard.

We didn't "get away" from her. Zhe knew exactly where we were: in a small building, easily spotted having Pokemon battles.

Chill, dude. She's our cool new deputy friend, and we barely even know her. Give it a day-night cycle or two before you decide she's purposeless because she didn't imemdiately do a NEET Joy on us. Even in Red/Blue, NEET Joy took effort to win over. If you're that set on a big titty gangster waifu, just keep trying. Or don't..she can be our platonic bud while we score elsewhere.
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>>4999193
>We didn't "get away" from her.
We went off to do our own thing, no? And with how easily she joined us, it would seem suspicious to me.
>we barely even know her
Doesn't seem too complex to me, as far as her personality's shown.
>Give it a day-night cycle or two before you decide she's purposeless
Is what I said not true? She doesn't have an angle as an normal deputy due to her personality.
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>>4999202
>We went off to do our own thing
This is some pilpul-tier semantics to justify being upset that a complete stranger didn't jack us off...
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>>4999228
How is it pilpul? We don't know what she did with the guy and we don't know her actual intentions. What if she's speaking about us? So I obviously took it in an pessimistic way. Funny as doing it would be, it's not what bothered me, but that line in particular
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>>4999234
>How is "we went off to do our own thing=got away" pilpul
Like the other anon said, just because we left her sight doesn't mean we escaped/got away from her.
>We don't know what she did with the guy--
We aren't talking about him, stay on track.
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I also said "pilpul-tier", because pilpul is like the Olympics for semantic argumentation.
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>>4999291
>>4999276
Y'all are retarded. It's too early for the final reward getting laid. Yamato is fine hanging around or fucking off. It doesn't matter because We're flirting with every girl this quest (except joys) with or without Yamato around. It's too early to commit to some waifu yet, or get mad about not getting a handy because we huffed a boner pill.

>>4999108
>Gym battle
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>>4999121
>salty
>"ugh that twerp got away from me. slippery bastard."

She's keeping tabs on us. She's still working for Rocket.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU GUYS PLAYED IT TOO STRONG TOO EARLY WE WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER SHOT AT YAMATO NOW REEEEEEEEEE

>>4999108
On the flip side
>fuck it gym battle
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>>4999138
>>4999113
>>4999111
Supporting these.

Also I don't want to throw my hat into this chimp fest but its only volume fucking 2. We just got Yamato, stop trying to push her into our waifu squeeze just yet. Our journey will be long and give us plenty of time to actually build up a relationship. Platonic or Romantic, it don't matter. Cool guys let things happen organically and don't lose their cool over not immediately having a GF. (Also there's always crystalyra to fall back on.)

We got more important things to worry about. Like the egg and our stalker sentret (I still think he's the one who took our egg and gun).
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No need to debate. She missed out on the coolest guy of all of Johto, too bad for her. We're too cool to be offended, because eventually every girl will be at our feet. Let's go and challenge the gym leader, with pride in ourselves!
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>FUCK IT, GYM BATTLE

You have a brief moment of inner turmoil. You feel rejected by YAMATO and nearly flip your wig before realizing that expecting sexual favors from a strange woman you met just outside of town is a little presumptuous.

To hold it against her or get all pissy about that would be some serious weakboy shit. Not cool at all.

Fortunately, you're GOLD. You play it cool, tug your hoodie over your woody and walk back into the GYM to get business done.

>Confront GYM LEADER

You confront the strange little pervert. He's giggling like a madman. You tell him you're here to get JOY's clothes back, and also to crush him mercilessly in PKMN battle.
It just seems to rile him up more.

"A stipulation, eh? Ok. But when you lose - I get YOUR clothes. AND the clothes of your lady friend over there."

You agree to the deal.
"Hey wait a second-" YAMATO Protests. Not time for that it's a LEADER BATTLE!

BUGSY is about to send out METAPOD.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Adjust your boner
>Flee
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4999791
>ATK (Onyx)
Watch this crit.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4999791
>ATK (Onyx, Smash 'n' Crash)
>Adjust your boner
Troublesome guy
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4999796
Support
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4999791
Rocky, Rocky Throw!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4999791
Rocky, Rock Throw!
AND WHEN WILL WE HAVE A ROCKY TRAINING MONTAGE WITH ROCKY BEFORE WE EVOLVE HIM INTO STEELIX?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4999791
>ATK (Rocky, Rock Throw)
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>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
That happens. Before the METAPOD has a chance to defend itself it's unceremoniously smushed by a rock. BYE.

"OK wow you're just gonna be one of those guys that comes into the GYM with a hard counter. No biggie. GO, KAKUNA - and HARDEN! Ohhhh yes baby HARDEN!"

He sends out KAKUNA in a very uncomfortable way.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Yawn
>Flee
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4999905
>ROCKY - ROCKY THROW
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4999905
>rocky, rocky throw, cockuna
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4999905
> Rocky, Rock Throw
I almost forget that there isn't a Damage split yet and chose to yawn.
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>>4999923
Maybe I should've chosen to yawn.
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>ROCKY - ROCK THROW

You yawn as the pervert keeps throwing out non-combat ready monsters. He's wasting time.
But...

KAKUNA uses HARDEN and...
IT ENDURES!

WOW. It uh... still can't do anything but that. How annoying.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Sigh
>Flee
>Write in
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4999939
>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4999939
Oh, a hard counter. Destroy it from the inside: Brosef, confusion
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4999939
>Brosef-Confusion
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>ROCKY - ROCK THROW

Ok enough fucking around. That's over.

"Yessss step on me, Daddy!" the pervert shouts at you.

He's about to send out SCYTHER!
This one is bound to be a bit tougher than the last two.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4999939
BROSEF, CONFUSION
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4999983
>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4999983
>>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
I love this drawing
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4999983
>sun-bopit
It's time to reveal your Hidden Power
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4999983
Lets change things up
Teddy, Bite!
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>>4990176
We should train up the others besides Rocky and Brosef sometime
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Check 'em boys
>>4999999
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>>4999997
Missed.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4999983
Teddy Bite
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Whoops
NOW check 'em boys
>5000000
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>>4999997
I got em'
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>>4999998
>>5000003
Who the fuck got those
>>4999999
>>5000000
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>ROCKY - ROCK THROW

Rocky winds up a big ol' rock throw...
But the SCYTHER uses a QUICK ATTACK!
It shouldn't be too bad but ROCKY is ROCKED. Looks like we've got a bad ass on our hands.

ROCKY can still fight, but he's taken some damage.

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>5000048
>Rocky, bind
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5000053
oops
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>>5000053
Support.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5000057
oops too
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>Rocky, bind

GOT HIM - ROCKY is putting the SQUEEZE on SCYTHER.
But SCYTHER ENDURES! It's certainly on it's last legs, but so is ROCKY! This is some serious combat.

WHAT DO?
>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>5000097
>Rocky, Smack Down
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5000102
How am I so bad at this?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5000102
Support.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>5000102
+1
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You defeat BUGSY!
You get the HIVE BADGE! One step closer to PKMN mastery.
The dirty pervert also forks over JOYS CLOTHING.

"Whatever, I sniffed it all already."
Fucking gross.
Whatever, this whole place makes your skin crawl - it's time to leave.

WHAT DO?

>Bring JOY her clothing back
>Make YAMATO wear JOY's clothing
>Keep the clothing for perverted purposes
>Write in
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>>5000153
>Bring JOY her clothing back
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>>5000153
>Bring JOY her clothing back
Deed done. We should ask the twins wtf they're doing here if our boner is gone.
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>>5000153
>Bring JOY her clothing back
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>>5000153
>Bring JOY her clothing back
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>>5000153
>Bring JOY her clothing back
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>Bring JOY her clothing back

You do that, handing over the bag. She thanks you sincerely.

"Oh thank you, I was so humiliated walking around in the nude like that. I really owe you one!"

...

She heals your PKMN, as well.

WELP this town is fucking weird, time to LEAVE.

What do?

>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
>Write in
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>>5000209
>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
buh bye
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>>5000209
>Take care of boner
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>>5000209

>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
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>>5000209
>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY

This city is too HEAVY MAN time to JET
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>>5000209
Take care of boner, THEN head into Ilex Forest
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>>5000209
>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
That's enough people for a while. You need to spend some time in the woods.
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>>5000209
>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
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>>5000209
>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
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>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY

Yeah, you need to get away from PEOPLE for a while.
You gather up YAMATO and make for the forest.

Wait. What's that sound. That theme music it's...
GOD. DAMNIT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3SrTCFuA0&ab_channel=7GamerMinutes%3AVideoGameMusic

"Wooah look who it is here. Mr. Golden Shower himself."

That insult barely makes sense.

"Hey JENNY, what's say we beat his ass again, just for kicks?"

Oh things are going to go MUCH differently this time.
It's a PKMN battle!

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Show off your traveling companion
>Wish you had your GUN
>Write in

(Last post for the night!)
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5000266
>>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
Slowpoke, Confusion
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>>5000266
>Show off your traveling companion.
>call him shill-ver... shuddup it's a good insult
>sun-bopit, hidden power
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>5000272
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What's our current party?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5000266
>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
Sun bopit, hidden power
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5000266
>ATK (You)
Watch this crit, you ginger bitch.
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>>5000276
Irwin (Totodile)
Teddy (Teddiursa)
Brutaxinator (Hoppip)
Rocky (Onix)
Sun-bopit (Unown)
Brosef (Slowpoke)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>5000266
>Sun-bopit, hidden power

I don't agree with showing Yamato off, not unless we beat Silver.
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>>5000283
Nobody roll anymore, we got it.
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>>5000283
>critical Hidden Power
Actually pretty good this early.
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>>5000283
support
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5000266
>Show off your travelling companion.. IN A DOUBLES BATTLE

Come on, Yamato! Let's show this prick and this DIRTY COP what REAL law and order looks like!

>Sun-bopit, hidden power
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>>5000283
supporting this
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>>5000411
Also I'm doubling down on not showing Yamato until we beat Silver. We don't want to appear desperate in trying to absolve ourselves of that lost. Beside, it'll probably destroy his pride more if solo him with no help.

Also I'm disappointed that Jenny turned pure thot here but considering she left us...I shouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, any plans on how we deal with Silver after we win.
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>>5000283
Support
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Oh I get it, he turned an honest policewoman into an evil thot, and we're going to turn a criminal into an honest policewoman.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>5000266
tell him the jerk store called, they are running out of him
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>>5000755
We're going to try. If that fails, we go find another cute girl as main waifu.
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>>5000807
>he rolled after we already critted
Really, nigger?

Somebody else roll to salvage this shit.
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Wait, that wasn't a Pokemon attack so it might not count.
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>>5002113
We can only hope.
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>>5002104
I knew that the only way for op to notice my sick nasty write In was to get another 10 or a 1. Either way, now op cannot ignore the jerkstore
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>>5002104
It's cool he didn't make a pokemon attack so it doesn't count.
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Sun-Boppit uses HIDDEN POWER!
And it's a BIG CRIT!
You're not quite sure what type of ability that was, but it works on SILVER's GHASTLY!
GHASTLY GOES DOWN!
"Tch..."

SILVER is about to send out ZUBAT

WHAT DO?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Mock
>Flex
>Write in
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>5003223
>Flex on him, flex on coronavirus
>Irwin, eat the bat
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>>5003239
no one roll
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>>5003240
Nah, just roll, don't be a nerd
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>5003223
>Pimp slap Jenny
Watch this crit.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>5003223
>Sun-Boppit uses HIDDEN POWER!
Biggest flex.
If he kept like this, maybe he will evolve in Sun-Bohan or Sun-Boten
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>>5003239
Supporting this.
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>>5003275
The dreaded unown-SS
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>>5003239
Support! #OpenUpJohto
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>Flex on him, flex on coronavirus
>Irwin, eat the bat

What? Pokerus?

>IRWIN - EAT

IRWIN uses EAT on ZUBAT
He takes a nasty bite out of the bat... it's on its last legs! or uh, wings? whatever.

What do?

>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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