Back at it again, it's PKMN Gold/Silver Quest Vol. 2!Last time we beat out first gym, got a gun, badge and EGG, and then proceeded to knock ourselves stupid by headbutting a tree. It's been a bit of a struggle, but time's a-wasting - Wake up, GOLD!>Wake-----Quest Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=PKMN
>>4980585Your head hurts. It's dark. You feel something nudging your shoulder. What do?>Calmly open your eyes>Attack>Play Dead>Write in
>>4980587>Calmly open your eyes
>>4980587>>Calmly open your eyesCool guys stay cool under pressure
>>4980587>>Calmly open your eyes
>>4980587Calmly open eyes
>>4980587>Mumble incoherentlyGlad to see you back!
>Calmly open your eyesYou keep chill and just wake up.A stinky old man hovers above you."You OK, Boyo? looks like you've just been passed out here for hours."You have. You get up and dust yourself off and regain your bearings. "Ah, good to see it. Say, do you like fishing?"What do?>Yeah I like fishing>Sorry old man, fishing is for GEEKS>Write in
>>4980719>>Yeah I like fishingThe last old guy gave us some cool shit.
>>4980719>>Yeah I like fishing
>>4980719>Guess I've never really tried it
>>4980719Do I like fishing? HEH, I LIVE and BREATH fishing. Get angry and aggressive that he is implying that you don't fish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNS65db6jDg
>>4980719>Yeah I like fishing
>Yeah I like fishingHell yes you like fishing. The man removes his bucket hat to reveal his more provocative fishing enthusiast gear. "Glad to hear it. You don 't know who you can trust these days. Say young man, I've got an OLD ROD that I wouldn't mind leaving in the hands of a young whippersnapper like yourself. But I don't believe in hand outs... you're gonna have to earn it, if you know what I mean." uh. Things are getting weird but an OLD ROD would be useful....What do?>Challenge him to physical combat>Challenge him to PKMN combat>Show him your gun>Leave>Write in
>>4980818>Challenge him to PKMN combat
>>4980818>>Challenge him to PKMN combat
>>4980818>chalenge him to a PKMN combat
>>4980820POKEMON BATTLE. It's our glorious cultural tradition.
>>4980818>Check your stuff to see if you have everything. After securing that nothing is missing, THEN challenge him to PKMN combat.
>>4981012No way, he wouldn't rob a fellow fisherman.
>>4981051It's not the fisherman I'm worried about. Our dickbag rival the Sentret could've done anything to us...but didn't. That's a clear indication that it's going to fuck us over but in secrecy. If not already.
>>4980818>Trade for gunOnly scoundrels and Americans have guns
>>4980818Can we get the discarded cap for Brutaxinator?
>>4980818>Challenge him to PKMN CombatYou do that, and it's ON.You decide to check your items after.The Fisherman sends out GOLDEEN!What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN & ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>4981722Teddy is go! Use Fury Swipes.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4981726...Now with dice.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4981722Teddy eats the Goldeen like pic related.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4981722>Teddy fucking eats the fish
>>4981726>>4981727>>4981744>>4981766Uh, that happens.Turns out a fish and a bear are pretty natural enemies.The old man hands over the OLD ROD!You check your inventory and find that OH SHIT the EGG and your GUN are missing.Those are two things that you're probably going to want back if you're going to solve the case of WHO KILLED MR. POKEMON.Welp, nothing you can do about it right now. You're sure they'll turn up.Anyway, what are you up to now?>Head towards the ruins of ALPH>Seek PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)>Seek trainer battle>Write in
>>4981787Search for clues as to who might have stolen the egg and gun.
>>4981787>Head towards the ruins of ALPHTime to learn Pokerunes
>>4981790Oh, and call up DR. ELM and ask who might have been trying to steal it.
>>4981787>Search for clues as to who might have stolen the egg and gun.>Fetch the discarded hat to give to Teddy as trophie
Rolled (1d00)>>4981787>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)
>>4981787>Head towards the ruins of ALPH
>>4981787>GO FISHINWE GONNA GIT TO SUM FISHIN BOAH!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4981926Okay let's see if I remembered how to roll this time
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4981787>>Go FISHIN (Roll 1D100)
>Search for Clues>Head to the ruinsPorque no los dos?You search the area where you were passed out and find nothing out of the ordinary. Whoever did this took what they wanted and left you without a mark. A skilled pickpocket... of people that are knocked out cold.You call ELM as you head towards the ruins and lay the bad news on him."You LOST them? the GUN and the EGG?..."There's an uncomfortably long pause."GOLD... it's been 5 hours. How do you lose a gun and a precious specimen in 5 hours? What kind of COP are you?"Oh God he's right. What kind of cop are you?WHAT COP?>Hobocop>Cop of the Apocalypse>Fancy Cop>Regular Law Official>Some Kind of Superstar Cop>Write in
>>4981945>>Some Kind of Superstar CopThe world just isn't ready for a superstar cop, it seems. But when has that ever stopped a cool guy like us before?
>>4981945>The best damn Cop this side of Mt Silver
IM A COP LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME AND ONE DAY ILL BE POLICE CHIEF. BELIEVE IT.
>>4981945AND SO, RATHER THAN ASPIRING TO BECOME A WORLD LEAGUE POKEMASTER, GOLD GOLDOVANNA DREAMED OF BEING A COPSTAR
>>4981945>>Some Kind of Superstar CopJust no drugs, they are not Cool, mom said
>>Some Kind of Superstar CopJust no drugs, they are not Cool, mom said
>>4981945>Cop of the Apocalypse >Some Kind of Superstar CopWe can both rock the fuck out AND be cool as fuck in the apocalypse. Have you seen a post apoc film? People rock the fuck out in them.
>>4981945>>Some Kind of Superstar Cop of the Apocalypse
>Some Kind of Superstar CopIt appears you're also dead. There's clearly rigor mortis on your face, or wait... is that an "expression"? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why?You're not making it, the face is making itself.Please stop. It's horrible! You're scaring yourself.Alas, this is what superstars do.In short, you ignore the fuck out of whatever ELM is trying to get at. You're a COOL GUY, you'll figure this thing out as you go along. You hang up and head on towards the RUINS.To be honest they look kind of boring. There's a few caves. The UNION CAVE is closed for repairs. How do you repair a cave? Whatever. There's also a cute little VISITOR CENTER.WHAT DO?>Check the Caves>Check the Visitor Center>Blow this popstand, head to AZALEA TOWN via RT. 33>Write in
>>4982004>Check the Visitor Center
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4982004>Go FISHING
>>4982004>Blow this popstand, head to AZALEA TOWN via RT. 33>Ruins are for nerds and Indiana Jones rip offs, and on the Harrison Ford scale, I'm a Han Solo.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4982004>>Write inGo fishing inside the Visitor Center
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4982040>>4982004I'll change my vote to this.
>>4981970we can do both, we can do both, and be the best there is. >>4982040Supporting this
>>4981970>>4982073No matter what Gold does, we should try to live by the guiding word. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjTny0Fe5Jo
>>4982040This seems like the most logical decision.
>>4982004What do?>Ask the horrific necktieWhat? It must be a dimensional slip, ignore it>>4982040>Support
>Go fishing at the Visitor CenterThere's no water there, but nature be damned you're gonna fish and you're gonna fish good.You cast your line and ... BINGO! You caught a big one!Actually it's just the sad teenager working the front desk as a summer Job."Sir..." He points to the sign. NO FISHING.And wait a second, you thought it was ALPH. "Common misconception." The teen notes.What do?>Disobey, continue fishing>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site>Barter for ALF costume>Write in
>>4982109Clearly, it’s time for a Pokémon battle with this nerd.
>>4982109>>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site>>Write inAlso demand a prize for our masterful display of fishery.
>>4982109>Respectfully put away the reel and inquire about the site
>>4982109Go fishing for information
>>4982109>>Disobey, continue fishingQuitters aren’t COOL
>>4982117>Demand Prize“What? Oh. Ok I guess.”The young mascot pulls out a bright and shiny TOKEN OF ALF.“Here’s the garbage we give kids that solve the puzzles in the caves. Here ya go.”You take the shiny token. It’s made of cardboard.Nice, now you don’t have to bother with any obnoxious puzzles, AND you’ve got ALF in pog form. It’s probably time to leave.What do?>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)>Head through to RT. 33>Write in
>>4982109>Disobey, continue fishing
Rolled 19 (1d26)>>4982152>>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
Rolled 3 (1d26)>>4982152>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)>>4982153Well shit
>>4982154>>4982156So a shiny S Unown, then?
>>4982156>>4982154Well shit, supporting these guys
>>4982152>>Head through to RT. 33
Rolled 18 (1d26)>>4982152>>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
>>4982183so close to another 19
Rolled 8 (1d26)>>4982152>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)
Rolled 23 (1d26)>>4982174I'll roll. Check this 19, nerds
Rolled 20 (1d26)>>4982152>Check the ruins for PKMN
Rolled 6 (1d26)>>4982152>check the ruins for PKMN
>>4982152>Check the ruins for PKMN (Roll 1D26)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 23 (1d26)>>4982522
>>4982004>dat refi keked
>Rolled 19 (1d26)You check the ruins for some interesting PKMN. Hey look, it's an UNOWN!he's a weird S shaped boy.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4987116>Throw Pokeballgood ol' MVPS Pretty sure we'll be able to unlock the powerfull secret evolved form
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4987116We speak and spell as Unknown fly by!And then POKE IT IN THAT GIANT EYE!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4987116>Irwin, Water Gun
>>4987116Dude looks like one of those old school Bop-It Extreme’s. See how well we can keep up to the beat!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4987116>>4987142Forgot to roll…
>>4987142>Bop ityou bop it. Twist it. Pull it. spin it.You try all combinations but it only seems to piss the UNOWN off.Either way the bopping and agitation put it in a rather catchable state.What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Bop it>Run>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4987192>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4987192>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)I'm sure somebody would be willing to pay big bucks for this guy.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4987192>Throw pokeballStill sure we can evolve it in a not useless thing
>Throw PokeballYep, you catch that guy no problem.ANYWAY, these ruins are lame and you decided they are not cool enough for a COOL GUY of your caliber. You head to RT. 33 - just outside of Azalea town!What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Head to AZALEA>Write in
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4987251>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4987251>Seek Trainer Battlewe're kinda broke, aren't we?
>>4987251Buy a couple of balls. We're running low.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4987251>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Naming the Unknown Sun-Bopit
>>4987251>>Seek Trainer Battle
>>4987260Supporting, but yeah we need them poke-man balls.
>Purchase BallsFor sure, but you're going to need to get to town first. You still have a few left, right? Right. >Sun-BopitThat's his name! Maybe Bopit for short.>look for PKMNYou do that. Hey, an Ekans! A pretty rare sight around here.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4987299Rocky, bind
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4987299>Irwin, BITE 'em!
>>4987299IRWIN, GIV' EM' THE GOOD OL' ONE TWO SCRATCH
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4987355FUCK I FORGOT THE GOOD OL' ONE TWO ROLL
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4987327Seconding
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4987299Irwin, attack! Scratch works.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4987327Thirded
>>4987299ROCKY, USE BIND! SHOW THEM YOU'RE THE COOLER SNAKE
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4987299>>4988154forgot roll
>>4988154Maybe it was a good thing that you forgot it.
>ROCKY BINDIt's regular snake vs big rock snake!It ends pretty predictibly - EKANS is in trouble!What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Finish it>Run>Write in
>>4988458>Finish itWe already got a solid snake in the team, we won't need a flacid one
>>4988458throw the pokeboole
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4988458>Throw Pokeball
>>4988480This. The fleshy, weak, nerd-snake can get bent.
Whoops you caught the snake.Roll 1 D100 to name it!What do now?>Head to Azalea>Seek Trainer Battle>Write in
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4988642name it Znake>Head to Azalea
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4988642DilosHead to Azale
>>4988642Flacid>Head to Azale
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4988642>Head to AzaleaKobe
Znake it is!You Head onward to AZALEA TOWN.But before you get there, you come across a guy in a SNAZZY OUTFIT."Hey kid, you want to buy a SLOWPOKE TAIL? Grind this up and snort it and it will give you some serious virility. Just 1000g and it's yours!" Virility, huh? That sounds great but you're not so sure how ethical consuming that tail is. WHAT DO?>Buy SLOWPOKE TAIL>Admonish the peddler of PKMN parts>Write in
>>4988731>Ask him for his merchant's license to know if he's legit.
>>4988731COOL GUYS dont need DRUGS to BONE THEIR GIRLFRIEND (which you don't have, sadly)
>>4988731>Offer him money to buy his hat
>>4988731>>Write inI out of money dude
>>4988731>>Admonish the peddler of PKMN parts
>>4988731Trade Znake to the Rocket for a Tail! SlowpokeTail's a great Pokemon, isn't it?
>>4988731>Seize contrabandWithout paying
>>4988761Crystalyra disagrees>>4988735>>4988798Supporting this
>>4988731Ask to inspect the merchandise, then beat him over the head with the Slowpoke tail until he falls unconscious.
>AdmonishHarvesting PKMN Parts? That sounds like something that's against the law, and in case anyone forgot - YOU ARE THE LAW."A cop? Cheese It!" The Rocket Grunt drops the tail and runs off into the woods before you can book him.You get a SLOWPOKE TAIL - although it's illegal to even carry these things.Looking at SLOWPOKE WELL it stands to reason that there's more of these Team Rocket goons inside, carving up innocent dumb monsters.WHAT DO?>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL>Continue on to AZALEA TOWN>Write in(Last post for the night!)
>>4988831>>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
>>4988831Check the heft on that Tail; is it heavy enough to beat a thug unconscious with?After that, head on down the well...
>>4988831>Into the well!All's well that is well
>>4988831>Take Tail>Investigate SLOWPOKE WELL
>>4988831Confiscate tail and investigate slowpoke well
>>4988831Bag it up, turn it in as evidence
>>4988831>Investigate slowpoke well
>Investigate Slowpoke WellWhy not, you're not in a hurry. No murders to solve, or anything. Wait, you actually DO have a murder to solve!Ehhhhh you're a superstar cop, it'll work itself out.What do?>Seek ROCKET Battle>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4989771>Look for PKMNOh boy, I hope we get ourselves a Slowpoke!
>>4989771>Seek ROCKET Battle
>>4989771>Rocket battleWe are the fuzz, and there's crime afoot
>>4989841Hey look, it's a SLOWPOKE. You rolled well so it's... glossy. Or is he just kind of wet and sticky? Gross. Either way there he is.It's also... completely unaware of your presence. You could probably just catch it with just an OK catch roll.And you've got how many balls left? You forgot?Uh, one. Let's say one left.What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
>>4989895>ATK, Teddiursa, Feint AttackCan we get a pastebin with our captures and approximate movelists?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4989897
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4989895>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>4989895>Waggle the SLOWPOKETAIL at Slowpoke
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4989895Irwin, scratch that sumbitch.
>>4989841>>4989949what is going on with my rolls for this?
>>4989897>Can we get a pastebin with our captures and approximate movelists?voting against this
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4989895Throw Pokeball
>>4989972It was a week between threads, and it'll be longer still. How the fuck are we going to remember who we've got.
>>4989953you've been blessed
>>4989949>IRWIN, SCRATCHIrwin slashes the hapless monster's face up real good.It barely reacts, but you can tell it's probably ready to be caught.What do?>Catch>Finish it>Write in
>>4990044>>CatchSlowking here we go.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4990044>Catch
>>4990044>CatchFine, we'll catch the literal retard.
>>4990044Catch the shiny
>CATCHSweet, you got SLOWBRO.You're out of Pokeballs, and also out of space on your team!Time to decide which one to send to THEBOX.WHAT DO?>Send IRWIN to the box>Send TEDDY to the box>Send BRUTAXINATOR to the box>Send ROCKY to the box>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box>Send ZNAKE to the box>Send SLOWBRO to the boxAlso roll 1D100 to name SLOWBRO!
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4990176>Send SUN-BOPIT to the boxMuch as I want to see the Rockette over there try to play Bop-It, he's kinda not good.Also, call him Brosef.
>>4990176>Send ZNAKE to the box.There is only room for one snake in this party. Also>Ask the rocket lady why she's being a stalker and not properly introducing herself.
>>4990176>SLOWBRODid we catch that Slowpoke so hard it evolved?
>>4990195uhh whoops SLOWPOKE
>>4990176>>Send SUN-BOPIT to the box
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4990176>Seduce the rocket chick with your skillsAlso >>4990188
>>4990176>Send Slowpoke to the box
>>4990021Could keep track yourself?
>>4990176Send ZNAKE to the boxAlso:>>4990190I second the other part of ths anon's post. What's the big idea, Crime Babe? Ogling my sweet LAW BADGE?
>>4990176>>Send ZNAKE to the box
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4990176Sun-bopit goes innaboxName: Retotter (Retard+otter)>Role play with rockette
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4990176>Also roll 1D100 to name SLOWBRO!Supporting Brosef Brostar for the Slowpoke. Also supporting asking the rocket tail if she's enjoying 'miring our sweet LAW GROOVE
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4990176>Send SUN-BOPIT to the boxEinstein
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4990176>Einstein for Slowpoke name
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4990176Znake in the boxHawking for the name
What time period is this on?
>>4990767I'd say from 20h to midnight UTC + 0
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4990176>Znake to box>Slowpoke name Einstein
Votes are in!ZNAKE is OUTBROSEF is INGreat. Now you can get back to checking out this weird well.You head further in and sense an ominous presence.This place is actually kind of creepy. Caves like this make strange noises. You could almost swear you hear someone saying "Ara Ara".Spooky.What do?>Turn around quickly>Keep heading forward>Leave>Write in
>>4991118>>Turn around quickly
>>4991118>Keep heading forward
>>4991118Take a quick lean on this oddly soft stalagmite. Even kinda smells nice...
>>4991118>Turn around quickly
>Turn AroundYou do a quick 360. Hey, it got dark.And soft."WOAH, HEY! TAKE A GIRL TO DINNER FIRST!"You hear a voice echo in the darkness.Oh, it's a lady. a lady ROCKET!It looks like there aren't any other Rocket members around.What do?>Polite Introduction>Flirt>You're under arrest>Write in
>>4991155>>FlirtMaybe we can seduce her out of her bad ways, as a superstar cop
>>4991155>FlirtLike a COOL guy, of course. Let's learn from our mistakes with the policewoman
>>4991155>Polite IntroductionApologize for groping, that's LAME.
>>4991155>Polite Introductionfollowed by>Flirt
>>4991155Flirt, no introduction
>>4991155>>You're under arrest
>MotorboatYou barely resist your urge to abububub this Rocket Grunt's fat udders.You gain +1 point in the MILKER MANIAC in the DISPOSITION MATRIX.>Polite introduction / FlirtationYou tell her your name is GOLD, and you' re an up and coming PKMN trainer and more recently the LAW around here."Oh, hey. The name's CASSIDY YAMATO. Friends just call me YAMATO, though. Look at you little law-man, have you come to take me away?"She asks.What do?>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)>Offer to cuff her (Serious)>PKMN Battle (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>4991243>>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)>>Offer to cuff her (Serious)Every batman has a catwoman.
>>4991243>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)>"Ma'am, unless you can show me your permit to operate and maintain that dynamite bod, I'm going to have to bring you in for unauthorized use and ownership of explosive materials."
>>4991243>>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)
>Offer to cuff her (Flirt)You teasingly offer to take her away in handcuffs. Bold.She laughs."You're funny, Kid. Geeze, it looks like all of the other grunts scrammed ad the sight of you. You must be some kinda guy. Listen, I know I'm running around with these goons but I really can't have something like this on my record. How about a trade? I give you this KING'S ROCK that we found here and you let me off the hook. Whaddaya say?"She tosses in a little wink.Yamato is cute. CUTE!What do?>Let her go (Gain KING'S ROCK)>Book her>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)>Write in
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)If she refuses>Bring her in, take the KINGS ROCK as evidence
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)Get her number, too, so we can work on an underc- er, sting operation.
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)I like her. Let's bring her over to the COOL Side of JUSTICE.
>>4991322>>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)We shall reach her the ways of JUSTICE and BEING COOL. A worthy apprentice, she shall be.
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)
>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)> Contemplate that no one seems to find it weird that adult women are willing to get together with children. Like didn't the champion of Kanto get together with that chick double his age what ever happened with tha-
>>4991322>Offer to deputize, clear record and all, but really, take that rock and give to brosef.
Is it just me or have women been more readily interested in Gold than Red this quest
>>4991431All the Kanto women knew RED was for NEET Joy
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)>>4991431That's just how cool guys roll, and we're pretty cool.
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)It's tough to be the only law.We can maybe form a fully train police force in our adventure, cutting us some slack and bringing back order to the region
>>4991322>>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)She can do much better then the unpaid dregs of a team that was only for making money in the first place.
>>4991322>Ask her to join up (DEPUTIZE)>Get her number too>Contemplate that no one seems to find it weird that adult women are willing to get together with children. Like didn't the champion of Kanto get together with that chick double his age what ever happened with tha-
>>4991322>Let her go (Gain KING'S ROCK)Let's get a cops and robbers thing going first.
You there QM
>DeputizeOk, you ask her to join up for a bit and tell her about the MURDER and such. "Yeah, why not? Those ROCKET goons ditched me and I've got nothing better to do."YAMATO Joins the party!She's a bit of a firecracker with a mean streak, but she's got that onee-san energy that trainers like you crave.She brings with her a ZUBAT and an EKANS.You both decide to head to AZALEA TOWN.And you get there! It was like 50 feet away.It's not a big town, but there are a few things you can get up to.WHAT DO?>PKMN GYM>PKMN MART>BLACKSMITH>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO>WRITE IN
>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATOWe can't have her going around in a rocket outfit, it'll alert people and make us look bad.
>>4995154>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATOHer new threads better show off her midriff.
>>4995154>LOOK FOR NEW OUTFIT FOR YAMATO>BLACKSMITH>TRY TO CATCH A POKE FOR YAMATO
>New OutfitYeah, might as well get her out of those ROCKET duds if you want anyone to respect you.There's a few clothing shops in the area, or you could just adlib this thing.WHAT DO?>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG>Shop at BEAUTY BOUTIQUE>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT>Draw In>Write in
>>4995181>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOGAs if there was any other choice
>>4995181Since we've deputized her, find her a SEXY POLICEWOMAN UNIFORMEven if she just wears it for us now and then.
>>4995181>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOG>>4995190Impersonating a police officer is NOT COOL
>>4995181>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOGThe COOL will be ours!
>>4995181>Shop at BEAUTY BOUTIQUE
>>4995181>Shop at ELEGANT SUIT MALLI have a thing for suits
>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT
>>4995181>Shop at AZALEA MICROKINI DEPOT
>Shop at COOLTRAINER CATLOGYou play things cool and skip the duck costume for a COOL outfit.Yamato is cool. COOL! Alright now that you're done with that nonsense - What do?>GYM>MART>BLACKSMITH>WRITE IN
>>4995255>ACTUAL GYMHow are we supposed to be a COOL COP if we aren't swole enough for SICK TAKEDOWNS
>>4995255>BlacksmithWe're low on balls
>>4995255>>GYM>Sneak peek at cleavage window
>>4995191She's not impersonating, she is a DEPUTY
>BLACKSMITHWhy not? It's the only notably unique thing in town and you could use some BALLS. You walk into the shop. It's a bit loud and there's an insanely buff old dude hammering away at some balls. You didn't know how POKEBALLS were made but this is not what you expected."If you're looking for balls go the the MART. I'm not selling a damn thing until somebody takes care of the ROCKETS messing with the SLOWPOKE just outside of town."Weird introduction, buy you'll bite.WHAT DO?>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COP>Have YAMATO use her FEMININE WILES>Write in
>>4995380>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problemvve did it
>>4995380>>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>>4995380>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem
>>4995380>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COP
>>4995380>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem>Show him your BADGE and tell him you're a COPWe stop crime before we even realise they're criminals
>Proudly proclaim you fixed the problem"Prove it."uh. You didn't expect that.HOW PROVE?>Show Badge>Show Slowpoke tail>Yamato: Flirt>Write in
>>4995482> Write InYamato, explain how after I arrived I flashed my badge to then lead them away. You were there.
>>4995482Show badge and slowpoke tail>I am the law
>>4995482Supporting >>4995487We have a badge and confiscated contraband. We also don't look like the kind of dude to use said contraband.
> Write InYamato, explain how after I arrived I flashed my badge to then lead them away. You were there.
>Show badge and slowpoke tail>I am the lawThe old blacksmith looks at the tail. Then looks at you."All this proves is you've been carrying around the tail of one of those poor Slowpoke. And that badge..."He turns around and rips off his shirt. That Tattoo. He's...YAKUZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQa1SA3EtI&ab_channel=DanZanA man who respects no laws save for his own personal code. The heart of his conviction etched into his very back!This guy isn't going to put up with any police shenanigans, in fact it looks like he's about to BEAT your ASS.What do?>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)>Try to talk it out>Run>Yamato: Distract! (Remove Shirt)>Write in
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)This criminal will know the meaning of the law.
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)I don't have high hopes considering we're 10(?) and he's a grown ass man and our rolls but
>>4995512>Fight Man-to-manWhere was he when you were taking down that racket?
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)J U S T I C E
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
>>4995512>>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)>Yamato: Distract! (Remove Shirt)WE'LL HAVE A FLEX-OFF, ALL THREE OF US.
>>4995534The only one who will get to see Yamato shirtless will be GOLD. So no.
>>4995540Your educated opinion is that nobody has ever seen the flirty gang member topless before?
>>4995596She's flirty not a whore
>>4995540This. We're COOL guys, not some only-fans cucks.
>>4995598>>4995599Haha, alright. I hope that the QM honours this amusingly unlikely characterization of a grown woman who joined a criminal enterprise, flirted with a ten year old, then joined up with us and let us pick out her clothes because we offered to sexily handcuff her.
>>4995605You're talking about the same QM who had a woman of similar age give another similarly aged kid a blowjob.
>>4995605So if you start talking to a girl, do you ask her show her tits to every guy that is trying to fight you because some others may have seen them before?
>>4995521+1Where the FUCK was he, huh? Bitching about the Rockets and the Slowpoke tails when he has gains like that? Call him out on his shit!
>>4995621Actually a pretty good idea.>>4995614Nah, but it'd be funny in this fictional context. So would this weird sexy gangster being bizarrely chaste, though. I am admittedly less invested in our relationship with Cassidy Yamato than other people here, and I wish them and their waifu a happy future.>>4995610Huh. Never did read the first BathSalts Pokemon quest.
>>4995605That's just GOLD being COOL.Other men would not be able to achieve this.
Bathsalts didn't say that was the last post he can't leave us hanging
>>4995685He could and he would, and soon after he would break the Geneva Convention.
>>4995512>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)This guy's a retard, point out how
>>Fight Man to man (Remove Shirt)It's on. Judging on physique alone you're in for the ass beating of a lifetime.>Call him out on his bullshitYou tell the old guy he should have stopped the Rockets himself. He scoffs."You don't know anything. The Yakuza and the Rockets have a working business relationship. So even though I hate what they're doing over there, honor prevents me from interfering. Otherwise I would have taken my hammer here and cracked their dopey little skulls. I guess yours will have to do."Ruh roh.WHAT DO?>LEFT JAB>RIGHT HAYMAKER>DUCK AND WEAVE>POCKET SAND>WRITE IN
>>4996414>FLYING SPIN KICK They expect the punches. He won't expect this.
>>4996414>LEFT JABHaymaker are easily readable attacks, better keep it for later
>>4996414>Judo Throw his attackHe's a big guy, so he's gotta be slower than us. If one hit from him connects, we're getting our ass kicked. Let's use that speed to our advantage, and use judo techniques to use his own strength against him.
>>4996414>GOLD uses sand attack
>>4996414This is how he responds to us doing what he couldn't do? He chose an opposing gang over that of the pokemon he pretended to care about.Aim for the back.Actually, no, scatter ball bearings from his shop across the floor between you.
>>4996414>Take up the COOLGUY fighting style and STYLE UPON his lameo flow
>Judo ThrowHey, that's smart. You can't outpower this guy but if you can redirect his energy you might be able to take him out. Problem: You don't know Judo.You're just going to have to rely on what you've seen in movies. You decide to CHANNEL THE ELEMENTS.WHAT ELEMENT?>FIRE>WATER>EARTH>WRITE IN
>>4996494>WRITE INGrass, because Grass counters Water, and that man has the tattoo of a gyarados.
>>4996494>WRITE INElectricity. Grass is lame as shit. Now bolts of lightning? That's cool. And it's also strong against water.
>>4996494>LIGHTNINGIts the coolest element after all
>>4996502>>4996498Supporting lightningElectricity is x4 against gyriados and it's awesome to be able to thunder punch
>>4996498Genius, that's 4x super-effective too.
>LightningYou choose to channel the power of THUNDER to get big damage against a guy with a GYARADOS Tattoo.He socks you right in the kisser.Your head spins and your ears ring. Somewhere, someplace you hear a wiseman say:"Be like water, Friend."A little too late, asshole. Your legs feel like Jelly, so that's kinda close though. Still, you manage to stay upright."You're pretty tough for a kid. Maybe you really DID run those Rockets off."WHAT DO?>Initiate Peace Talks>Throw Punch>Yamato: Distract>Write in
>>4996544>>Write inChannel your inner pokemon and prepare to deliver a Counter.
>>4996544>Initiate Peace Talks>Whip blood running from the mouth with a stylish movementWe can't fight him physically it seems.
>>4996544Let us at least roll dice, OP!>scatter ball bearings found in workshopI didn't hear no bell
>>4996551None of this would have happened if we'd had a sweet flex-off. Supporting this.
>>4996544>Throw PunchWe're having a foight like a man.
>>4996544>Initiate peace talksCool guys don't go down that easy.
>>4996551Supporting thisWe need to look COOL
>>4996551>Look Cool, Peace TalksYou wipe the blood from your face and try to look as cool as someone CAN look when they've just gotten their ass beat. You tell the old man that there's clearly no way you could best him in physical combat, but you feel that you're actions have proven you're a man of your word."Haha! You've got BALLS kid. That's the one thing that really counts. OK, I believe you. What, you needed BALLS? Here, have a few on me."You get 6 POKEBALLS!Sweet. He even throws in a specialty ball!You get 1 FAST BALL, great for catching those PKMN that like to RUN FAST.Great, you're stocked up and swollen. WHAT DO?>PKMN GYM>PKMN MART>WRITE IN
>>4996592Go to PKMN CENTER and get patched up. Then to the PKMN GYM
>>4996592Bathsalts, there's no ENDURANCE or similar stat we get points in for taking the punch standing?
>>4996592Hell yeah, we proved we had BALLS and didn't get humiliated in front of a girl. >Visit the Pokémon center
>>4996592What face is YAMATO supposed be making here >POKEMON CENTER
>>4996592PKMN MARTEveryone knows Pokémon Centers don't heal people. Instead, spray ourselves down with a potion. We'll be fiiine.
>>4996592>PKMN CENTERWe're moving up, boys. But first we gotta get healed up
>PKMN CenterMay as well take a rest and patch up before the GYM.You head on in and find NUDIST JOY.She greets you warmly and makes sure your monsters are in tip top shape.WHAT DO?>Use PC>Flirt>Head to the GYM>Write in
>>4996713>FlirtWe are legally obligated to do it, come on.
>>4996713Don't flirt. Ask if Pokemon Centers can heal people in this crazy mixed-up region.Also, why is everyone nude or getting shirtless? We wander into a nudist colony or something?
>>4996713>Ask for medical attention for yourself. Point at your face. Emphasize that you're not flirting or anything.>If she can't help us get our face patched up, then does she know anybody who can?>Ask why she's a nudist to begin with.>Ask YAMATO if she's interested in the kind of thing this NUDIST JOY is clearly into.All our mons are still healed from before
>>4996713No flirting> Do you know where humans can get healed up here?
>>4996713>Any idea where I can get healed up?I feel sorry for Johto Joy's, GOLD gives 0fucks
>>4996729Looking forward to seeing what tomfoolery Bath tries to bring out to get us to care about a joy
>>4996713>No flirting with Joy>GYM
>>4996713>Ask for healing >Decide to become SHIRTLESS GOLDHey man, when in Rome
>>4996713DO NOT flirt.>How can i get healedNo flirting with joys, and plus we have Yamato to flirt with already. She has thus far proven to be cute. There is no thematic connection between GOLD and joys.
>>4996713>Get patched up>Heal up team>Don't flirt
>>4996722>>4996796>>4996802supporting these also >>4996746
>Get Patched upThat happens. Your face still hurts but it's killing me. Heyooooo.>Don't FlirtYou decide that you hate fun. That's fine.>Ask her why she's a nudist.Tears well in her eyes. She blushes a deep scarlet. She's humiliated!"It's... the local Gym Leader. He's a real perv and I lost a bet with him so now I have to work completely in the nude. It's so shameful... I could just die!"Oooo that is IT. You may not be flirting with JOYs but you'll be damned if you let some punk go around making the cry. It's simply NOT COOL.WHAT DO?>Head to GYM>Console Nudist JOY>Suggest that YAMATO join her in nudity. You know, so she's not the only one.>Write in
>>4996856woop also Last post for the night.
>>4996856>Head to GYMWe'll beat the gym leader up and she'll be able to gain her clothes back. Public indecency is NOT COOL.
>>4996856>Head to GYM
>>4996856>Head to GYMGot to show them the BADGE to get our badge
>>4996856>>Head to GYM
>>4996856>Head to GYMHey just cause we don't flirt with joys doesn't mean we hate fun. We just don't wanna be like Red. Also, we have Yamato and Crystalyra. Kinda rude to flirt with other girls while attached to them.
>>4996856>Head to GYM>Suggest that YAMATO join her in nudity. You know, so she's not the only one.
>>4996856Console Nudist Joy playonically, then go to the gym to win back her clothes.
>>4996856>Head to GYM>Console Nudist JOY>Remove shirt so she doesn't feel bad (and to show off our cool muscles that let us survive a punch to the face)
>>4996881+1Its time for another badge, but we need to train sometime
>>4996881fuk it, supporting this
>>4996881Supporting this instead of merely >>4996879
>>4996856Supporting the coolest choice >>4996881
>>4996881Was there ever any other choice?The answer is yes, but I disregard that.
>>4996881Supporting best choiceSo... we're a superstar cloth-discard happy cop?
>GYMAlright you whip off your shirt and head to the GYM. Pretty cool.You enter the GYM and notice the lush greenery and a heavy ambient noise you can't place right away. It's warmer in here than you expected, good thing you took your shirt off.To get to the LEADER you're going to have to go through a couple of trainers, but that's no big deal. Oh, and there's some creep in the corner.WHAT DO?>Challenge TRAINERS>Confront CREEP>Write in
>>4997698>Confront CREEPI don't trust him
>>4997698>Confront CREEPTell us your secrets CREEP of the GYM bush
>>4997698>Confront CREEP>Have Yamato block the exits
>>4997698>>Confront CREEPIs that the same one of first gym?
>Confront CreepYou have YAMATO block off his exit and start grilling the dweep."Wha? The GYM Leader's weakness? Well he uses BUG types so if you have a FLYING, ROCK or FIRE type you're all set. Easy win!"Not so easy, you ask him about the ROIDS he was selling back in VIOLET CITY."ROIDS? No no that must have been my brother. He's always getting mixed up in cooky schemes. Hey listen, I don't want any trouble - Take this and let me go, huh?"The geek offers you a strange pill. WAS HE NOT LISTENING TO YOU!?WHAT DO?>Take the bribe>BOOK HIM>Let him off with a warning>Write in
>>4997785Apple doesn't fall to far from the tree maybe probably. Book him.
>>4997785>BOOK HIMAnd take the pill as evidence>Take the bribe
>>4997785>BOOK HIMconfiscate the pill as well
>>4997785>Take the pill as evidence>Book him YAMATO>Walk away COOLY
>Book himYou do that. Take him away, YAMATO.You're not sure where she's taking him but you're pretty sure it's NOT GOOD. Oh well.>Confiscate PillA good cop would destroy this thing but you've chosen to keep the contraband. This earns you +1 point in CROOKED COP in the DISPOSITION MATRIX. Huh, it's a BONER pill. These aren't illegal at all.WHAT DO?>Take Pill>Challenge Trainers>Write in
>>4997834BONER pills are useless to us weather they be legal or illegal, sucks about the dude tho, oh well.>Crush the pill between thyne mighty fingies and throw the dust away>Challenge Trainers
>>4997834>Challenge TrainersKeep the pill, it may come in handy.
>>4997834>Challenge Trainers>Save pillWe can COOLY flick it into SILVER's mouth next time we meet him as a distraction
>>4997855Are you trying to get raped, Anon?>Challenge trainers
>Crush the pill between thyne mighty fingies and throw the dust awayYou crush the pill and it explodes into dust and right into your face. Ack.You don't feel any different, so it's probably fine.>Challenge TrainersOKIE DOKE. Looks like a pair of twins want to fight, and they're about to send out a LEDYBA.No problemo.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Flee>Write in
(What pokemon do we have)
>>4997915>>Fleethose twin trainers saw how you embarrassed yourself
>>4997915Onix, Rock Throw
>>4997915Onyx, Rock Throw
Its ROCKY you fools
You guys aren't rolling jesus this is a disaster
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4997915>ROCKY uses ROCK THROW
>>4997951Ooh, good. Nobody roll.
>>4997951>ROCKY - ROCK THROWThat happens. NEXT.They're about to send out SPINARAKWHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Flee>Write in
>>4997949No one wants to be the guy who rolled a 1
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4997940>>4997949Oops! am dum>>4997957Huh? What'd you say?
>>4997962very cool, we won this one too
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4997960Brosef, confusion
>>4997966You forgot to add your action. Let's say uhh, rock throw again?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4997960>BROSEF uses CONFUSION
>>4997969? What? No, it's that Brosef (the slowpoke) uses confusion.
>>4997960aaaand last post for the night
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4997966Supporting
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4997960rock throw
>>4980585BATHSALTS!/qtg/ summons youWaifu tournament imminent, you've made plenty of good ones but I want you to nominate your best for it kindly if you would
>Brosef - ConfusionAww yeah, BROSEF sends out that confusion.The spider is certainly confused by it - but it endures!It hits back with a POISON STING, which sucks. BROSEF seems OK though.One good hit should finish it off.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Swat Spiter>Flee>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4998824>Brosef uses a rolled-up newspaper to smack the bug. Or a swat splitter. Either or.
>>4998848And more proof while I'm better off just being the idea guy rather than rolling for it as well.
>>4998824>>4998848Well that goes about as poorly as you could expect.BROSEF gets a little confused himself and ZONES OUT. He's not defeated he's just kinda.... standing around.Weird.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Flee>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4998869Brosef, confusion.on the opponent
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4998869Brosef, confusion, the bugger>Snap your fingers to make him snap out of it
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4998869> Brosef, confusionPlease bro...please
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4998869Brosef.... Use confusion...
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4998869Water gun!
>>4998880>>4998892I think Brosef is already using Confusion.
>Brosef - ConfusionHe just falls over.Fortunately he falls right on the bug and squishes it.YOU WIN!The twins fork over 200g. That makes... yeah you're not sure how much cash you've got. You'll figure it out later.OK - with those two out of the way it's a straight shot to the pervert who stripped the local JOY. Just thinking about it makes you feel a bit funny. Or is that the pill dust?WHAT DO?>GYM BATTLE>Check BONER>Write in
>>4998903>Check BonerOh jeez.
>>4998903>INVESTIGATE [BONER]We are a cop now, checking just won't cut it
>>4998903>Check BONERIt may be wise to see if we are having problems before the battle with the perv. If we ended up ingesting it on accident, we might need to ask yamato to help
>>4998903>Investigate bonaralso>why are there twin kids in a known perverts gym? this might be serious
>>4998916Inb4 they're all perverts that use their youth to get away with humiliating others.Luckily, we're also young, so that won't stop us from booking them.
>>4998916+1, including asking those kids what they're doing here
>>4998903>GYM BATTLEIgnore boner, acquire badge.
>>4998903I'm sure it's nothing>Gym battle!
>>4998931You sure you wanna ignore it when we're about to battle a literal perv? Hell to the fuck no.
>>4998916+1, we need to be at our peak to perform arrest
>Investigate BONERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3SBkgZtvXc&ab_channel=OneLinerArmorywelp. Now you're walking around in the pervert GYM with no shirt and a BONER. You consider questioning the strange twin girls about their presence here but think better of walking up to two kids with a BONER.GEEZE you're gonna have to deal with this thing somehow.WHAT DO?>Cover it with your hoodie>Think Unsexy Thoughts>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proud>Write in
>>4999008>Get Yamato to Help you
>>4999008>>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proudCool guys let it go and hang low
>>4999008>Put on hoodie>Deploy the waistband tuckWe're going undercover now boys
>>4999008>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proudWe aren't a pussy.
>>4999008>>Barge into the GYM BATTLE loud and proudLet's do this shit.
>>4999008> Step out for a moment "Hey Yamato can you give me a hand. That's not a pun by the way I mean it"
>>4999020This is a good idea, and it's also the safest. You people saw what he did to that poor Joy, we don't want to take risks when Yamato can help us here.
>>4999008>You consider questioning the strange twin girls about their presence here but think better of walking up to two kids with a BONER.Good point, they could blackmail us with those Japanese backpack alarms.
>>4999020Supporting, sounds funny.
>>4999020Didn't Yamato recoil at us groping her by accident? This would basically be propositioning her, which I doubt she'll just accept this early.
>>4999045Eh we'll take it as we go. The circumstances are different. It's less propositioning and more "Oh yeah I was basically drugged and this will be a problem if isn't fixed."
>>4999045She did also say Ara Ara when she met us.
>>4999020Supporting this, I suppose. If she won't help us out for the sake of JUSTICE, I guess we play through.
>>4999047But would that be COOL?
>>4999061I think Gold is slowly starting to realize that while it's cool to stand up for yourself and try your hardest in situations that seem hopeless. Sometimes coolness requires a little help to maintain
>>4999061If we don't just abandon her later like it was nothing, it can be. Obviously it's not a good situation, but asking her to do such things is not an light act. We should do it of course, but if she does accept, we must remember it well.
Also I don't know if Bath is waiting to see what we pick or meant to call the previous post the last
>>4999068I hope we'll have this next one before it's over for today.
>>4999020>>4999020I vote for this but explain our circunstances to her and explain it's ok if she refuses.
>>4999008>>Think Unsexy Thoughts
>Seek YAMATO for assistanceYou head outside and flag her down."Ugh, that twerp got away from me. Slippery bastard. WOAH - hey there GOLDENROD City, what's got you all excited?"You explain the situation. She laughs heartily at you."What, you thought I was going to help with that? Listen I'm a flirt but I'm not looking to go to POKEPRISON. Call me in like, 7-8 years, weirdo. Anyway if you need that thing to go down why don't you just think about something gross like your MOM or something." NOT HELPFUL. "Or like, take a cold shower? IDK. Don't you guys have a way to deal with this sort of thing? Honestly not my area of expertise."SHIT.WHAT DO?>COLD SHOWER>THINK OF MOM>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE>WRITE IN(Last post for the night)
>>4999108>FUCK IT GYM BATTLEGET ON WITH IT.
>>4999108> not looking to go to pokeprisonYou were working for a criminal organization. anyways. > Put clothes back on, try to tuck. We'll deal with it later>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
>>4999108>Slip on hoodie and tuck>FUCK IT GYM BATTLE
>>4999108>>FUCK IT GYM BATTLEWe wasted enough time here, let's kick the gym leader's but, with any luck the leader is ugly enough to make us go limp.
>>4999108>COLD SHOWERI still don't think it's a good idea.
Also for those curious I knew that would be the intended outcome. Bath is too weak to draw any legitimate nsfw.
>>4999108>FUCK IT GYM BATTLEOur drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens
>>4999108Oh, okay, cool. Yamato was a huge waste of time, got it. >ARREST>COLD SHOWER>GYM BATTLE ALREADY
>>4999120> arrest Come on man don't get salty.
>>4999118Why would we be curious about your Itoldyousos. Nobody cares.
I just realized we're going to fight Bugsy.>>4999114>Bugsy>uglyWe might not be gay but he's certainly not gonna help.
>>4999108>FUCK IT GYM BATTLENo tuck, no time. Go and beat this leader's ass already
>>4999121To be fair, it is sad that she seems to just think of us as a twerp
>>4999135It's not grounds for sending her to the slammer out of spite. That would makes us even more of a twerp
>>4999108FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE>gym battle>don't arrest Yamato, though, 'cause that ain't coolSorry about your waifu not being into kids, I guess, guys. Maybe you can win her over yet, or drag so much ass it takes 7 years to become the champ?
>>4999136It would be petty, yes, but we did end up wasting a lot of time on Yamato seeing as she's clearly not going to be a waifu option.
>>4999142Who cares? She's our DEPUTY. She can wingman for us with other ladies if need be. Stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your BADGE.
>>4999142Who cares, she's on the team so keep her on the team. You don't just sell out team members because you can't stick your dick in them.
>>4999143The fact speaker
>>4999143>>4999144You're awfully innocent if you don't think the main reason anons voted to make her a deputy wasn't as a waifu option.
>>4999149Obviously that was the fucking reason. But she's here now so leave her on the team, that's what we're trying to say.
>>4999149If you think*, it ended up as a double negative.
>>4999151True, but now she doesn't really have a purpose, she's not exactly 'prime' deputy material. At the same time, Red had already met neet joy by volume 2, so obviously the timing seemed to fit.
>>4999153I'm the one who made fun of anons for being too invested. Still, barely-reformed flirty ex-criminal makes for a fun sidekick as a sort of shitty "superstar cop". I like her. I vote she stays.
>>4999153Dude what are you talking about her purpose is to be our partner now. She'll learn as we go like we are.
>>4999156Oh no, she's probably going to stay, she just doesn't have much of a role anymore. >>4999157Standing in the background and doing something like blocking an exit every once in a blue moon is hardly an purpose, anon. What with her general personality, she isn't exactly going to be seeking out justice, so without the waifu angle she doesn't really have anything going for her. That's just the truth.
>>4999167They're only cool if with a buddy, meanwhile she clearly sees us as an twerp. Like I said, no role or chemistry.
>>4999168She didn't call us a twerp. She called the guy she was apprehending a twerp. She called us a weirdo for trying to get her to jack us off, which... Like, yeah, fair.
>>4999175Considering she wasnt talking to us before we arrived, I would say she wasn't talking about the guy she arrested.
>>4999185She was talking to herself, grumbling over the fact that the guy we had her apprehend got away from her, as evinced by the fact she said:>that twerp got away from me. Slippery bastard.We didn't "get away" from her. Zhe knew exactly where we were: in a small building, easily spotted having Pokemon battles.Chill, dude. She's our cool new deputy friend, and we barely even know her. Give it a day-night cycle or two before you decide she's purposeless because she didn't imemdiately do a NEET Joy on us. Even in Red/Blue, NEET Joy took effort to win over. If you're that set on a big titty gangster waifu, just keep trying. Or don't..she can be our platonic bud while we score elsewhere.
>>4999193>We didn't "get away" from her. We went off to do our own thing, no? And with how easily she joined us, it would seem suspicious to me.>we barely even know herDoesn't seem too complex to me, as far as her personality's shown. >Give it a day-night cycle or two before you decide she's purposelessIs what I said not true? She doesn't have an angle as an normal deputy due to her personality.
>>4999202>We went off to do our own thingThis is some pilpul-tier semantics to justify being upset that a complete stranger didn't jack us off...
>>4999228How is it pilpul? We don't know what she did with the guy and we don't know her actual intentions. What if she's speaking about us? So I obviously took it in an pessimistic way. Funny as doing it would be, it's not what bothered me, but that line in particular
>>4999234>How is "we went off to do our own thing=got away" pilpulLike the other anon said, just because we left her sight doesn't mean we escaped/got away from her. >We don't know what she did with the guy--We aren't talking about him, stay on track.
I also said "pilpul-tier", because pilpul is like the Olympics for semantic argumentation.
>>4999291>>4999276Y'all are retarded. It's too early for the final reward getting laid. Yamato is fine hanging around or fucking off. It doesn't matter because We're flirting with every girl this quest (except joys) with or without Yamato around. It's too early to commit to some waifu yet, or get mad about not getting a handy because we huffed a boner pill.>>4999108>Gym battle
>>4999121>salty>"ugh that twerp got away from me. slippery bastard."She's keeping tabs on us. She's still working for Rocket.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU GUYS PLAYED IT TOO STRONG TOO EARLY WE WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER SHOT AT YAMATO NOW REEEEEEEEEE>>4999108On the flip side >fuck it gym battle
>>4999138>>4999113>>4999111Supporting these.Also I don't want to throw my hat into this chimp fest but its only volume fucking 2. We just got Yamato, stop trying to push her into our waifu squeeze just yet. Our journey will be long and give us plenty of time to actually build up a relationship. Platonic or Romantic, it don't matter. Cool guys let things happen organically and don't lose their cool over not immediately having a GF. (Also there's always crystalyra to fall back on.)We got more important things to worry about. Like the egg and our stalker sentret (I still think he's the one who took our egg and gun).
No need to debate. She missed out on the coolest guy of all of Johto, too bad for her. We're too cool to be offended, because eventually every girl will be at our feet. Let's go and challenge the gym leader, with pride in ourselves!
>FUCK IT, GYM BATTLEYou have a brief moment of inner turmoil. You feel rejected by YAMATO and nearly flip your wig before realizing that expecting sexual favors from a strange woman you met just outside of town is a little presumptuous. To hold it against her or get all pissy about that would be some serious weakboy shit. Not cool at all.Fortunately, you're GOLD. You play it cool, tug your hoodie over your woody and walk back into the GYM to get business done. >Confront GYM LEADERYou confront the strange little pervert. He's giggling like a madman. You tell him you're here to get JOY's clothes back, and also to crush him mercilessly in PKMN battle. It just seems to rile him up more."A stipulation, eh? Ok. But when you lose - I get YOUR clothes. AND the clothes of your lady friend over there."You agree to the deal."Hey wait a second-" YAMATO Protests. Not time for that it's a LEADER BATTLE!BUGSY is about to send out METAPOD.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Adjust your boner>Flee>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4999791>ATK (Onyx)Watch this crit.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4999791>ATK (Onyx, Smash 'n' Crash)>Adjust your bonerTroublesome guy
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4999796Support
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4999791Rocky, Rocky Throw!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4999791Rocky, Rock Throw!AND WHEN WILL WE HAVE A ROCKY TRAINING MONTAGE WITH ROCKY BEFORE WE EVOLVE HIM INTO STEELIX?
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4999791>ATK (Rocky, Rock Throw)
>ROCKY - ROCK THROWThat happens. Before the METAPOD has a chance to defend itself it's unceremoniously smushed by a rock. BYE."OK wow you're just gonna be one of those guys that comes into the GYM with a hard counter. No biggie. GO, KAKUNA - and HARDEN! Ohhhh yes baby HARDEN!"He sends out KAKUNA in a very uncomfortable way.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Yawn>Flee>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4999905>ROCKY - ROCKY THROW
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4999905>rocky, rocky throw, cockuna
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4999905> Rocky, Rock ThrowI almost forget that there isn't a Damage split yet and chose to yawn.
>>4999923Maybe I should've chosen to yawn.
>ROCKY - ROCK THROWYou yawn as the pervert keeps throwing out non-combat ready monsters. He's wasting time.But...KAKUNA uses HARDEN and...IT ENDURES!WOW. It uh... still can't do anything but that. How annoying.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Sigh>Flee>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4999939>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4999939Oh, a hard counter. Destroy it from the inside: Brosef, confusion
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4999939>Brosef-Confusion
>ROCKY - ROCK THROWOk enough fucking around. That's over."Yessss step on me, Daddy!" the pervert shouts at you.He's about to send out SCYTHER!This one is bound to be a bit tougher than the last two.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4999939BROSEF, CONFUSION
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4999983>ROCKY - ROCK THROW
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4999983>>ROCKY - ROCK THROWI love this drawing
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4999983>sun-bopitIt's time to reveal your Hidden Power
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4999983Lets change things upTeddy, Bite!
>>4990176We should train up the others besides Rocky and Brosef sometime
Check 'em boys>>4999999
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4999983Teddy Bite
WhoopsNOW check 'em boys>5000000
>>4999997I got em'
>>4999998>>5000003Who the fuck got those>>4999999>>5000000
>ROCKY - ROCK THROWRocky winds up a big ol' rock throw...But the SCYTHER uses a QUICK ATTACK!It shouldn't be too bad but ROCKY is ROCKED. Looks like we've got a bad ass on our hands.ROCKY can still fight, but he's taken some damage.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>5000053oops
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>5000057oops too
>Rocky, bindGOT HIM - ROCKY is putting the SQUEEZE on SCYTHER. But SCYTHER ENDURES! It's certainly on it's last legs, but so is ROCKY! This is some serious combat.WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>5000097>Rocky, Smack Down
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>5000102How am I so bad at this?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>5000102Support.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>5000102+1
You defeat BUGSY!You get the HIVE BADGE! One step closer to PKMN mastery.The dirty pervert also forks over JOYS CLOTHING."Whatever, I sniffed it all already."Fucking gross. Whatever, this whole place makes your skin crawl - it's time to leave.WHAT DO?>Bring JOY her clothing back>Make YAMATO wear JOY's clothing>Keep the clothing for perverted purposes>Write in
>>5000153>Bring JOY her clothing back
>>5000153>Bring JOY her clothing backDeed done. We should ask the twins wtf they're doing here if our boner is gone.
>Bring JOY her clothing backYou do that, handing over the bag. She thanks you sincerely."Oh thank you, I was so humiliated walking around in the nude like that. I really owe you one!"...She heals your PKMN, as well.WELP this town is fucking weird, time to LEAVE.What do?>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY>Write in
>>5000209>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITYbuh bye
>>5000209>Take care of boner
>>5000209>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
>>5000209>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITYThis city is too HEAVY MAN time to JET
>>5000209Take care of boner, THEN head into Ilex Forest
>>5000209>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITYThat's enough people for a while. You need to spend some time in the woods.
>>5000209>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITY
>>Exit into ILEX FORREST towards GOLDENROD CITYYeah, you need to get away from PEOPLE for a while.You gather up YAMATO and make for the forest.Wait. What's that sound. That theme music it's...GOD. DAMNIT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3SrTCFuA0&ab_channel=7GamerMinutes%3AVideoGameMusic"Wooah look who it is here. Mr. Golden Shower himself."That insult barely makes sense."Hey JENNY, what's say we beat his ass again, just for kicks?"Oh things are going to go MUCH differently this time.It's a PKMN battle!WHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Show off your traveling companion>Wish you had your GUN>Write in(Last post for the night!)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>5000266>>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Slowpoke, Confusion
>>5000266>Show off your traveling companion.>call him shill-ver... shuddup it's a good insult>sun-bopit, hidden power
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>5000272
What's our current party?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>5000266>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Sun bopit, hidden power
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>5000266>ATK (You)Watch this crit, you ginger bitch.
>>5000276Irwin (Totodile)Teddy (Teddiursa)Brutaxinator (Hoppip)Rocky (Onix)Sun-bopit (Unown)Brosef (Slowpoke)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>5000266>Sun-bopit, hidden powerI don't agree with showing Yamato off, not unless we beat Silver.
>>5000283Nobody roll anymore, we got it.
>>5000283>critical Hidden PowerActually pretty good this early.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>5000266>Show off your travelling companion.. IN A DOUBLES BATTLECome on, Yamato! Let's show this prick and this DIRTY COP what REAL law and order looks like!>Sun-bopit, hidden power
>>5000411Also I'm doubling down on not showing Yamato until we beat Silver. We don't want to appear desperate in trying to absolve ourselves of that lost. Beside, it'll probably destroy his pride more if solo him with no help.Also I'm disappointed that Jenny turned pure thot here but considering she left us...I shouldn't be surprised.Anyway, any plans on how we deal with Silver after we win.
Oh I get it, he turned an honest policewoman into an evil thot, and we're going to turn a criminal into an honest policewoman.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>5000266tell him the jerk store called, they are running out of him
>>5000755We're going to try. If that fails, we go find another cute girl as main waifu.
>>5000807>he rolled after we already crittedReally, nigger?Somebody else roll to salvage this shit.
Wait, that wasn't a Pokemon attack so it might not count.
>>5002113We can only hope.
>>5002104I knew that the only way for op to notice my sick nasty write In was to get another 10 or a 1. Either way, now op cannot ignore the jerkstore
>>5002104It's cool he didn't make a pokemon attack so it doesn't count.
Sun-Boppit uses HIDDEN POWER!And it's a BIG CRIT!You're not quite sure what type of ability that was, but it works on SILVER's GHASTLY!GHASTLY GOES DOWN!"Tch..."SILVER is about to send out ZUBATWHAT DO?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Mock>Flex>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>5003223>Flex on him, flex on coronavirus>Irwin, eat the bat
>>5003239no one roll
>>5003240Nah, just roll, don't be a nerd
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>5003223>Pimp slap JennyWatch this crit.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>5003223>Sun-Boppit uses HIDDEN POWER!Biggest flex.If he kept like this, maybe he will evolve in Sun-Bohan or Sun-Boten
>>5003275The dreaded unown-SS
>Flex on him, flex on coronavirus>Irwin, eat the batWhat? Pokerus? >IRWIN - EATIRWIN uses EAT on ZUBATHe takes a nasty bite out of the bat... it's on its last legs! or uh, wings? whatever.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Write in