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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the glorious glory for their glorious kingdom and therefore glorifying their glorious exploits.

Each knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.

Just name yourself Knight 1 or Knight 2 or Knight 3 or Knight 4 to identify which team you're going with.
Need at least 1 player for each dude
So we can move on to picking classes and actual team naming.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>4983711
>4 knights
uh oh
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>>4983711
Call red knight
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>>4983711
yo
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>>4983711
I shall be Knight 4 for no particular reason. Disaster awaits us!
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Okei
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>>4983715
>>4983711
I mean Knight 2 red knight
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>>4983716
Fuck, ninja'd
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Wonderful. Imma just count >>4983715 as Knight 3

Here be the class list
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>>4983721
where's the mystery box option
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>>4983721
KARATE KNIGHT
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>>4983721
the box
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>>4983722
There's no such thing as a mystery box option
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>>4983725
under white knight's foot
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>>4983725
Lies give us the mystery box
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>>4983725
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>>4983721
>no halberd knight
We truly live in a society. Guess I'll go for the Scythe Knight then.
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>>4983726
There's nothing under his foot, I checked
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>>4983730
its under tall knight's foot now
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>>4983730
Why would tall knight need a myster box foot stool he's tall already
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>>4983731
Unlocking the mysterious mystery box has caused a big fat load of nothing to appear
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>>4983733
Well, damn I thought there was gonna be something
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>>4983733
Turn up Opacity!
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>>4983733
is there
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Fine, you forced my hand. I will reveal its secrets
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>>4983738
OH NO IT'S TODD KNIGHT
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>>4983738
TODD GET OUTTA HERE
we're not buying your game or DLC
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>>4983738
Bombard Knight destroys Skyrim and launches himself out of the Character Selection Screen
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>>4983738
HOWAAAARRRRDDDD
And how come there is no Sentai Knight? Or Spider-Knight, or Batface Knight?
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>>4983742
disney and warner will have our heads
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>>4983743
Let them come we are KNIGHTS HUZZAAHHHH
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>>4983741
How dare you blow up Goty 2011
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>bayoknight-a
hah
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>>4983745
Fuck... well Red Knight takes Weeb Knight. Maybe I can turn it into a Sentai Knight
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>>4983745
Alright, I'm gonna pick Mob Knight.
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>>4983747
NOte that from this point onwards,

Put any variation of the Knight's class name into your name so I can know which one you're controlling.

E.g: Putting Weeb in your name if you're Weeb Knight
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>>4983749
aight
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>>4983749
K
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>>4983745
I'll still stick to Scythe Knight, even if both of OP's Barely Disguised Fetishes are very tempting.
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Also, Lilly Knight looks like the best all rounder
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>>4983749
guess I'll go with Lilly Knight then
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Are you all sure with your choices? Gave it some thought? Contemplated the pros and cons?
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>>4983757
pretty confident, let's goooooo
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>>4983756
HA WHAT HOT SEXY FAG
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>>4983757
>>4983761
DON'T JUDGE ME AT LEAST I DON'T USE A KATANA
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>>4983757
We ain't gonna make any headway by playing it smart. Lets go and get shit done, full melee team!
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>>4983757
I'm sure just make sure my knight has an ork helm
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>>4983763
Surely OP will not populate the entire quest with exclusively ranged enemies
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>>4983762
>I DON'T USE A KATANA
How else do you weeb?
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>>4983765
Worst case scenario we can just lob the Lily Knight at the enemy, that twink is light as a feather.
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>>4983765
we could just close the distance
>>4983768
like that
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.tfw just realized bombard knight is doomslayer
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>>4983770
I hope you're all happy with your choices.

Now spend 50 years thinking of your character's names.
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>>4983774
Abel and Cain
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>>4983774
Gustaf Oppenheimer
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>>4983774
ORKUZASHI
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>>4983774
Twink
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Clearly names only the greatest minds of this generation can think of

Confirm Y/N
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>>4983775
Don't break my heart, Mob Knight. Oh no.
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>>4983784
YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO
>>4983786
no promises
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>>4983784
o actually Put Twinkle and then confirm
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>>4983784
Y
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>>4983784
Time for the greatest adventure of our time
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Huzzah! Time to load new game
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>>4983796
Looking forward to it, OP
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>>4983796
No loading game? What were the developers thinking!.
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beep boop loaded in
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>>4983804
click both options
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>>4983796
>>4983804
Click neither
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>>4983804
Launch the Pirated Version instead to get around this screen.
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>>4983808
I see you have managed to solve an incredibly difficult puzzle
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>>4983811
yay
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Alright.

So

Twinkle, a highborn noble, currently enrolled in The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies. Incredibly high class. incredibly smug. Today is the day of your final exam. Pass this and you will officially graduate

Orkuzashi. Or at least that's what you call yourself after a trip to the eastern lands. Your king has found you loitering around the castle and reading from those dang ol' eastern scrolls again

Gustaf Oppenheimer. You are a part of a secretive ancient monastic order. The Grandmaster has called upon you, ostensibly for a great mission

Abel and CAin.....you're drinking in the tavern, you slackers
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>>4983819
I'LL DRINK TO THAT
CHEERS
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>>4983819
The smugness is through the roof
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>>4983819
M'Lord! You see I can learn various techniques to slay foes! See this! It says if I spin my blade in a drill like motion and scream GIGA DORILLU! I can pierce through anything!
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>>4983819
The enemies of our order will fall to my scythe. Send me forth to do the Lord's bidding, Grandmaster!
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>>4983823
As you (smugly) head to the Head Knight Office to receive your final assignment, you spot some of the other Lilly Knights-in-training mumbling something at your direction.

>>4983828
"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?"

>>4983829
"Good, good, Brother Gustaf. We do have need of your scythe. There is something that you must do that is of the utmost importance to our cause"

>>4983822
"ABEL!" "CAIN!" You suddenly hear somebody call for your names amidst your drunken revelry
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>>4983841
Aw shit, it's our mom.
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Damn this shit’s good. Shame I couldn’t join but it’s going to be nice to watch
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>>4983847
nigger what are you talking about, just assign yourself to a team by putting "____ Knight"
there can be more than one voice in a head
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>>4983841
Clearly they're just jealous of my skills, pretend to ignore them but listen in anyway
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>>4983849
Yes.

PSA: There can be multiple dudes controlling a Knight.


You just have to sort among your team on what to do next.
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>>4983841
I am ready to serve the Order.
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>>4983851
Or wait until a new slot opens up
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>>4983854
Or give OP money. That would take you places
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>>4983841
>"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?"
HEH, so notice King-sama-dono-senpai, this armor was made from the skin of demons and spirits of fallen warriors and pop idols.
It is my destiny and my curse to wear this armor! I'm sure my love intrest will understand as well for my personal code or BOH-SHEE-DOE will be my guide. These scrolls have taught me that much M'Lord-sama-dono-senpai that I simply can't go back to my previous way of life for it is inferior to my new BOH-SHEE-DOE Lifestyle.
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>>4983845
oh shit it's your boss, brute knight!
"YOU TWO! WHY DO I CATCH YOU IN THE TAVERN AGAIN? YOU WERE ON HOLY GRAIL GUARD DUTY!"
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>>4983860
GENUFLECT WITH DRINKS IN HAND
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>>4983849
Oh fuck yeah team Scythe let’s go
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>>4983860
Boss, its a crazy story you wont believe it
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>>4983863
I hope you're better at dialouge than I am.
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>>4983853
"Then tell me, Gustaf. What do you know of...The Holy Grail?"
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>>4983857
Your king stares at you like a disappointed father with an intensity akin to a man trying to make your head explode with only his mind
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>>4983869
Look you just don't understand this new high art form ok da- imean M'lord-Kami-Sama-Bento-Chan-San!
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>>4983850
"do you think she can handle the graduation quest? It's so much harder than last year's!"
"of course! if anyone can it's our school's ace! not to mention the prettiest!"
"I'm more of a K-Knight fan personally"
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>>4983866
It was the vessel that our Holy Lord and Savior Belle Delphine, blessed be her name, used to scoop out the Holy Bathwater with to serve her devoted followers with during the Long Night of Thrist. It has been closely guarded by another trustworthy order ever since the rampaging apostates of Twittaria ravaged the Holy Land centuries ago. Has something happened to this Great Relic, Grandmaster?
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>>4983872
Well, at least, they're not talking behind you-wait, K-Knight? THAT PRETENDER?
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>>4983866
Of course I know of this relic grandmaster! Any acolyte who has read the fifteen chronicles of the eastern maidens knows the story. How is such a relic related to my assignment?
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>>4983873
>>4983875
"Brother Gustaf. We have reasons to believe that this holy artifact has been....STOLEN! Those incompetent fools that were supposed to be guarding it has failed!"

>>4983870
"Nevermind that for now. I have a quest for you, honorable knight of our most glorious kingdom"
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>>4983861
>>4983864
"I DONT CAAAARE!! NOW THE HOLY GRAIL IS MISSING, AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT BEFORE THE BOSS COMES, WE'RE ALL TOAST!"
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>>4983879
Well shittttttttt
I guess we gotta go on a quest, Cain
>>4983864
YOU ARE NOW CAIN
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>>4983878
[Silent Holy Anger Intensifies]
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>>4983879
We'll get it back before noon boss! Promise
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>>4983878
A Quest!? But... I can't I have umm... more studying to do with these scrolls!
<grab scrolls while holding a burlapsack with a picture of Amazon knight>
REEEEEEEEE
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>>4983881
"As our most trusted agent. Brother Gustaf. I hereby task you with retrieving the Holy Grail. You are to take your leave immediately and find our most holy of artifacts and bring it back to our temple"

>>4983885
"...Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"
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>>4983874
K-Knight! that knight from distant lands that makes all the ladyknights swoon! You'll never forgive him!

You've been convoked by the headsister.
"Dear, will you be an angel and find the holy grail before that grandmaster old fart's minions? That will be your graduation exam sweetie"
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>>4983889
>Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"
Muh-Lord-sama-discount-dama-senpia
What is the quest and it will be done.
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>>4983890
Of course your grace, but which "grandmaster old fart" are we talking about this time?
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>>4983889
I will depart posthaste, Grandmaster. We can not allow the holiest of relics to fall into the hands of the unworthy. Pray to the Godess for my success, and that she may have mercy on those who would stand in my path. For I will have none.
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>>4983889
Am I allowed the use of lethal force, grandmaster? Beyond executing the perpetrators of the crime, of course
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>>4983880
>>4983884
"GREAT! I expect absolutely NOTHING out of you two. NOW MOVE!"

>>4983895
"You know the uh... the one that makes a face like this:"
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>>4983903
"Well come on, Cain that holy grail's important or some such"
take a BIG drink for confidence
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>>4983903
Oh, THOSE larpers
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>>4983896
>>4983901
"Good attitude you have, brother Gustaf. But it pains me to say this. No doubt the incompetent fools will send their own knights to retrieve the grail. So I want you to play nice.....At least until the grail is in your possession. Then take it back by any means necessary"

>>4983893
"Very well. The neighboring kingdom just lost one of their holy artifacts. Their apparent holy grail. I want you to head over there, find out where it went and get it for ourselves"
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>>4983908
Oh the Eastern Kingdoms!? I'll go that way posthaste!
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>>4983908
Very well, Grandmaster. I will see it done.
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>>4983911
"Not that Far East one you're thinking of. The one right next to us. Let's make it clear"
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>>4983919
..... fine.....<pout>
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looks like my bro got busy
I'm taking over again
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>>4983903
Lets head out, we can drink while we work
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>>4983904
Brute knight leaves. "FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE BUFFOONS"

>>4983905
"Yes dearie. Our girl scouts reported sighting their scouts looking for the grail around Tower City. This might be a good place to start, don't you think?"
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>>4983925
LET'S DO SOME SCOUTING FOR THE GRAIL
BOOYAH
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>>4983925
Ask around if anyone seen any of them grails!!
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>>4983925
That would be a good place to start. Those fools are so incompetent that they can't even scout right or hide the fact that they're basically farmers who take every single job they do like it's some sort of grand quest!
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>>4983917
"Per our reports, the Grail's trail went cold at Tower City. Leave immediately. You have my blessing"

>>4983922
"Good. Now head over there and find the place they call Tower City. Our informants say that you may find a lead there. Shouldn't be hard to miss. As it's a city. That's also a tower"
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>>4983932
oh man
here's why the storylines converge
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>>4983932
HIA! <SMOKE BOMB SELF TO THE NEXT KINGDOM>
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And so the Knights traveled TO TOWERRR CITTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>4983950
LET'S GOOOOOO
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>>4983927
>>4983928
You step outside of the tavern and ask the first random shmuck you find if they've seen any grail.
"Hmm nah, I've seen a shady looking person about an hour ago running through the streets with a big grail-like object in hands and get into the next coach for Tower City, but that's about it. Sorry I can't help more"

>>4983930
you share a good OHOOOOHOHOHO with your elder, before you set off to Tower City.
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>>4983955
OFF TO TOWER CITY!!!
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Side Note:

Remember to drink your prayers, say your vitamins and teeth your brush, anons
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>>4983955
>>4983957
We ride to Tower City on our horses.
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>>4983917
Ready to murder heretics?
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>>4983961
Gustaf arrives at Tower City on his mighty War Steed.
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>>4983955
Inquire any fair ladies on the HOLY GRAIL along the way, making sure to hold their hands.
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and call your mom every once in a while!
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>>4983969
AND SO. The knights arrive at the Western Gate.

Each one atop their own mighty steed, I'm sure.

Remember to play nice, kids
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cain an able are great
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>>4983974
"Hey who are you fuckers?"
Feed our horse some beer too
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>>4983976
This but our horse is a donkey and we have only 1
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>>4983974
Narrow eyes and present my self in kabuki form
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>>4983974
Huff in disdain.
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>>4983966
of course, you asked a lot of questions to many a fair maiden on your journeys.
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>>4983974
Recognize Cain/Able as being part of the Order that was supposed to guard the Grail. Inquire on how they manged to lose this most holy of relics. Inquire very fiercly.
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Wait do we know that Twinkle’s order exists? I mean they seem pretty well established and apparently they’re our rivals
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Jesus, how many knights are here?
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>>4983996
technically five since the mob knights count as two
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>>4983976
>>4983978
After "politely" asking the other knights who they are, one of them starts moving very aggressively towards Cain and Abel! He seems friendly.

>>4983986
>>4983994
You recognize one of the present knights as one from The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies! A rival order to your own! But that's not important right now! As you see the two fuckers from the order that's supposed to protect the grail!

>>4983979
You stomp your feet and yell out your name. Surely this will win you over with the locals


>>4983981
Seeing present company. You have no choice but to huff. Disdainfully.
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>>4983999
ayyyyy that grail lost itself hooded dude, we ain't had nothing to do with it
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>>4983999
Strike up the signature mob knight pose together and say "dunno man it vanished
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>>4983999
Wow, who's that nerd
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>>4983999
Tis an honor
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>>4983999
>>4984001
>>4984002
Then you shalt repent for your slacking and restore the Honor of your Order by aiding me in the re-acquisition of the Holy Grail. Onwards, steadfast knights!

Gustaf then picks up both Cain and Able and storms into the city, ignoring the other two dorks with Holy Fervor.
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I be back in 20 mins
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>>4984001
First chance I get I will castrate you and make sure you life through the experience
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>>4984015
>>4984007
<while poorly playing the fuke flute, throw cherry blossoms I the air and act mysterious> heh, with my blade we can't fail
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>>4984001
>>4984002
>>4984007
as the mob knights explain it's no big deal, the scythe knight angrily grabs them and enters the underground part of the city.

>>4984004
You greet the lady knight in a most honorable way.

>>4984003
wow what a nerd
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>>4984021
Sick dude we managed to hitch a ride
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>>4984021
Drink some beer and offer it to the Scythe Knight so he can chill out lmao
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>>4984021
Well he doesn't seem like those larpers the headsister talked about...looks like he's trying to hard to be those Far East knights you heard about though.
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>>4984021
<surely this will impress lady knight chan>
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>no one picked Amazon so we can't be punch knight
Smhtbhfam
>>4984021
Naruto run to catch up to the others
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>>4984029
Forgot the name dammit
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>>4984021
>>4984024
There shall be time for Celebration come the success of our mission, but not before. Keep your eyes peeled brothers, for our foes may lurk around every corner.
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>>4984022
>>4984024
>>4984031
CAin and Abel tries to get Gustaf to chill out. But he is a man on a mission. So he keeps his focus. Gotta keep your eye on the ball. Gotta get your head in the game!

>>4984029
>>4984028
>>4984026
As Twinkle was sizing up the weeb, he turns around and naruto runs into the city after the 3 other weirdos
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>>4984034
Daintly follow him
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>>4984034
put on our serious faces I guess
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>>4984034
<try to climb roof to ninja jump only to fail, and then naruto run somemore.>
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>>4984034
>>4984037

Wait what’s that noise- was that a cart breaking or is my utter dedication to the mission making me imagine things?
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>>4984034
Aggressively pester passersby about any mysterious cloaked strangers (aside from ourselves) or holy artifacts they've seen recently.
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>>4984040
>>4984036
You aggressively ask a random passerby if he's seen shady individuals around.
"y-you see th-the underground is h-home to m-many sh-shady individuals they-they're literally everywh-everywhere please stop shaking me"

>>4984039
>>4984037
>>4984035
the last two followed in their own ways
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>>4984048
Start offering beer to the shady/homeless people in exchange for info about the grail; the Scythe Knight's way of doing stuff is way too rough
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>>4984048
Yell "ANYONE SEE A GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL"
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>>4984048
Start smashing pots looking for the cup
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>>4984048
Watch the other knights try to get information
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>>4984048
Reflect upon the ancient holy lore I am surely privy to- who would know of such a holy relic, and who of those would have the gall to steal it?
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>>4983997
Oh, I got confused by the many trips
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>>4984056
>>4984048
Of course! The Apostate Heretics of Twittaria must be operating within the underground of Tower City! They seek to defile the relic! We have no time to waste, inquire with the now boozed up civilians about who controls this territory of the underground and how we can reach their headquarters.
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Rolled 31, 92 = 123 (2d100)

>>4984050
>>4984052
Clearly this needs a more gentle approach.

Roll 1d100 against my first roll

>>4984056
Roll 1d100 against my second roll to remember possible suspects

>>4984053
The locals may or may not take issue

>>4984054
You observe the other's expert interrogation techn iques
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4984074
HERE HAVE A BEER
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4984074
>lore check of 92
I see you're still rigging those fucking dice, OP
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>>4984052
ROLL NOW WE GET A CHANCE CAUSE WE GET COUNTED AS ONE KNIGHT
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>>4984074
Inquire the nearest maiden because it's clearly not going well for the rest of those bozos.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

oh shit
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>>4984095
COULD IT BE?
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THE WEEB HAS DIED
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>>4984104
I blame orks
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>>4984104
Arrested by the Underworld Mob for his poor tastes in Eastern Scrolls.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4984074
May the divines be with me!
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>>4984053
>>4984104
he's still smashing pots
anyone can take over for his brain?
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>>4984104
Sorry I will show locals drawings of the cup with anime babes holding it
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>>4984075
>>4984095
the old man immediately went to sleep after drinking his beer.
However, screaming about the grail made a little dude come to you from a back alley. "A grail? I think I saw someone with a big cup talking to the local crime lord. I could get you to him, for a price"

>>4984081
You find a pitiful looking street urchin, and ask her for help finding someone.
roll a d100 against me, if I managed to roll it, to convince. Or seduce with a -30 penalty to your roll

>>4984078
>>4984108
You can't remember jack. Which is a shame because it's probably Jack

Weeb knight was contemplating broken pottery, thinking: "I could make a haiku of this I think"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4984128
you forgot to roll
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>>4984128
The pot is broken
There are no grails to be had
There is snow on fuji
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4984130
Hereve, have this
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>>4984128
Offer the conehead guy some beer and a few coins in exchange for taking us to the crime lord.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4984134
aw
>>4984133
>5-7-6
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>>4984130
dammit
>>
stop giving away all of our fucking beer you thinkbeer grows on trees?
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>>4984136
I'm a weeb doesn't mean I actually know japanese poetry
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>>4984128
Overhear the exchange between Abel and the man from the long nose tribe and help incentivice him with promises of great rewards should his information lead to the recovery of the holy artifact.
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>>4984138
we got a buttload on our donkey, don't worry
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>4984130
>>4984136
...OH FUCK THAT URCHIN GIRL HAS A KNIFE! ROLL 1d20 TO DODGE!

+10 Speed Bonus

>>4984133
>>4984135
>>4984141
"Alright sirs. Just step into this totally safe and non-sketch back alley with me" The coneheaded man says to the knights.

Orkuzashi is called a weeb by the locals for fucking up a haiku
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>4984152
GRAB IT AND DISARM
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>>4984128
>>4984141
Add that this mission’s failure would draw the ire of the divines upon us all and that he’ll be the first to die should he not help us
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>>4984152
Noone's gonna fuck with Scythe Knight cause he looks badass
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>>4984152
Smoke bomb and follow fellow knights but in the shadows!
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>>4984152
Follow the man, he is the only lead we have at the present, but draw the Scythe and be on guard for an ambush. Also try to look cool to inspire the lesser knights, they clearly need a proper role model.
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Rolled 64, 54 = 118 (2d100)

>>4984154
you easily grab the waist of, and disarm the young lady with your superior speed!
"let me go you rich bitch!"

>>4984155
after berating the little gnomish creature, you follow it into the dark alley!
>>4984159
you blindly follow scythe knight that looks like he knows what he's doing!
>>4984163
you smoke out the embarassment and follow the other 3!
the three of you, make a preparedness check against my first roll, except scythe knight gets +10 for having the scythe out, and mob knight -30 for being mob knight

second roll is for the type of encounter
1-10: nice encounter
11-50: muggers
51-90: it's a trap!
91-100: it's a nemesis!
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Rolled 46, 40 = 86 (2d100)

>>4984203
>-30 for being mob knight
based
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4984203
I can not believe this honest man would lead us into such a foul ambush.
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>>4984203
If you wanted money you only had to ask, not try to rob me.
This offer is not valid if you're a man of course.
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>>4984211
>54 is a pass
>roll 53
You can't make this shit up.
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Rolled 57, 53 = 110 (2d100)

>>4984203
>>
cain your group is in trouble if you don't roll
never go down dark alleyways unless you do a check first
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4984212
"m-miss knight~"

Meanwhile, unrelated to whatever the hell is going on in the first panel. The ground under the alleyway is coming loose! IT'S A PIT TRAP!

EVERYONE IN THE ALLEYWAY ROLL 1d100!

since nobody succeeded the preparedness check, you all get a -25 malus
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4984248
our unluckiness will prove us right
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4984248
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>>4984252
Exquisite
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4984248
Just roll a 75 or higher, easy for a man as devout as I. Maybe. Hopefully Please dice gods I need this, I don't want to end up like Quattro.
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>>4984248
beautiful...
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>>4984228
HEY FEMKNIGHT
JOIN US IN THE ENCOUNTER ALREADY
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>>4984248
Now quickly, give me the information before-
>>4984252
>>4984253
>>4984256
WHAT'S THAT SCREAMING
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i'ma need a volunteer to step up for mob knight, I stayed up for 20 hours to participate in this
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I always knew your ass was weak brother
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>>4984270
how about you roll to prove me wrong and take over cause I gotta sleep bro
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yeah suure I got this
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>>4984248
Honestly, I thought the other OP drew this at first
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Hey I passed out for a moment what’s going o-
Oh we’re dying. Cool
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>>4984276
We have many secrets
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>>4984252
>>4984253
>>4984256
>>4984260
You hear a terrible rumble and scream as the floor breaks in the back alley, plunging everyone in darkness!
"FOOLS! We don't trust your kind in Tower City!"

Lilly Knight is alone once again
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The biggest secret is how much of a pervert OP actually is. You got no idea
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>>4984292
Grab around for the light switch, try not to grab anybodys ASS
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>>4984292
Great, now I have to rescue some dork knights.
Interrogate the girl for information while stabbing the man that led them to this trap.
Also judge whether you can land safely if you jump in after them.
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>>4984292
Prepare with a ninja grappling hook that the king said it was a waste of money but boy was he wrong
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>>4984301
My ass has been blessed by a hundred priests. To touch it is to incur the divines’ wrath
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>>4984292
Mental Note: Never trust a long nose tribesman again.

Summon forth from your piety Holy Light to illuminate the surroundings. If we're not allowed simple magicks, attempt to find a wall and see if there are any holders for torche.
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>>4984303
Nah we’re fine, keep romancin the girl. Follow your destiny
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>>4984327
I'm not going to go take the grail by myself without meatsh...companions.
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Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)

>>4984301
Roll 1d20 against my first roll

>>4984306
Roll 1d20 against my second roll

>>4984310
Roll 1d20. You need to get 12. +3 Special Bonus

>>4984303
Still holding the urchin by the waist, you run into the alley! You find a giant hole in the ground and you hear the dorks down in the pit. The coneheaded man are nowhere to be seen
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>4984333
here we go
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>4984333
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>4984333
The Light Guides me!
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I'm stopping there for today, see ya gang
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>>4984341
Draw more vampire waifus or its stopping there forever
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>>4984340
Are you fucking serious.
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>>4984333
Luckily, the weeb knight has attached a hook for easy access downwards or climbing up.
Though you also hear shout about someone touching manass.
Judge how deep is that pit from the hook
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>>4984342
wait are you that guy
saw this post while looking up old threads before this one
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>>4984346
I dont remember it might be me. YEah its probably me
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>>4984343
You invoked the name of He Who Rolls Bad in the Cusp of Victory, you have been cursed.
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>>4984347
someone out there who likes my Helen doodles... you're a cool guy.
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>>4984349
Truly mine is a painful existence.
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>>4984352
So is this going to be a Collab OP quest
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>>4984359
that's the idea, though my schedule is a lot more complicated than when i was a young and naive OP back then
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>that time opee drew for skeleton island in early threads
>he drew marian as big and manly
lmao
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Twinkle arrives at the edge of the pit! Just in time for Orkuzashi to throw up his grappling hook!

Meanwhile Cain and Abel grabs Gustaf's ass.

It was not a good time
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>>4984362
Then he took advantage of your child like innocents
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>>4984368
Now climb singing the theme song to evangelion for motivation
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>>4984368
How deep are they? Maybe me and the urchin thief girl could pull them up if they're shallow enough.
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>>4984368
Cain and Abel find themselves unconscious (from being hit in the face) as Gustaf attempts to lob them out of the hole.
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mob knights try to lit up a candle
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As the trapped knights find various ways to make it outta the hole....A GAGGLE OF THUGS APPEAR! Seems they don't appreciate you escaping from the pit!

And that's it for this session. See you next time. Whenever that is. Probably when Opee is also available.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4984386
hell yea. I'll make myself available
>>
So, first session in and the mob bros shaping up to be the leading characters. Not bad
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>>4984386
A disasterous first session in terms of dice rolls. Hopefully it won't set a quest lasting precedent for poor Gustaf.
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>>4984392
Comic relief is not leading, and now you better get your asses back here or I have to jump in
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>>4984393
We shall succeed next time!
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>>4984393
You just need to play everything seriously, like everything is a test of your faith.
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>>4984394
yeah okay lesbo
>>
I have no idea what is happening in this quest
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>>4985023
A bunch of anons control 4 (5) knights on a quest. One of the knights has tits and is a faggot.
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>>4985023
Welcome to the club! Just grab some popcorn and bask in the insanity lad, that's what I'm doing!
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>>4985030
Or control the knights and be part of the chaos
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>>4985031

Fine, I'll control Amazon Knight
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>>4985030
Same, I'm more than fine looking at everyone doing their thing. It's pretty cool, keep doing what you're doing fellas
>>
is it dead
>>
>>4986685
GOnna resume in a few days

IRL stuff is a drag
>>
OH NO
I'M LATE
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

Attempting to roll for an Antagonist to reveal themselves, the Germanic Herr Ring the Red.
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>It was better when it was really bad
>>
What are the chances that the holy grail is actually evil
>>
>>4989024
Low but never zero
>>
>>4988853
this but ironically
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>>4989238
this but metaphorically
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>>4989062
Are the chances of a update today less than zero
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>>4989311
No
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>>4989311
Hey nigger. It appears that you are new here, oops! I will tell you about these threads.
The OP does not make singular updates, he runs sessions entire hours at a time with many updates. You can find out when by looking at his twitter
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>twitter
and who's the nigger in here?
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>>4989315
Yeah it's just zero
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thread soon
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>>4989743
based
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oh nooo
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>>4989756
Climb up the grappling hook and JOIN THE FIGHT
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>>4989756
Gustaf is done with this hole and uses his Scythe as an Ice Axe to climb out
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>>4989756
oh no
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>>4989763
based you're here
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>>4989756
Lily attempts to bait these gaggle of thugs into the hole.

Not the original Lilly, just stepping in in case Lilly anon isn't here.
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>no weeb knight
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>>4989772
Weebs drop the ball again baka
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>>4989772
https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Tree_Climbing_Practice

Just have him Naruto run up the wall.
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Oh no
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>>4989784
extend hand in cordial greeting for the salvation of the nation
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>>4989784
THE MOB KNIGHT BROS THROW WEEB KNIGHT AT THE CREATURE
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>>4989784
Recite the Litanies to boost combat ability for the coming battle
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>>4989784
Weedknight AWAY!
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>>4989784
>>4989756
Climb you fools
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>>4989794
This is me that is me I said things
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>>4989796
>This is me that is me I said things

Curious, you seem to use English words yet I fail to comprehend. Ah! Is this the fabled language of the Weebs?
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>>4989804
I am simply trying to translate superior language for your feeble brains to comprehend.
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As the stand off above continues, shenanigans are also happening down in the pit.

One of the Mob Knights extends his hand to the creature. While the Scythe Knight is reciting the holy litanies of Combat.

The other Mob Knight is trying to pull the Weeb Knight down. To throw him at the monster.

Mob and Weeb roll 1d100 at eachother
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4989812
shake my hand... come on boy.. won't you shake a poor knight's hand?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4989812
No I must save Lilly Chan!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4989812
nigger you're staying here
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>>4989816
That is a bad word no!
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>>4989812
Lilly makes a passive aggressive remark that will bait the thugs into a charge, then daintily dodges the fools, who then charged straight into the pit.

Bonus if Lilly looks like a Matador while doing it.
>>
55+62=117

62

yeah... we're one fist and stuff.. what we always say
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>>4989822
>>4989814
WE TWO NIGGAS
YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT WEEB KNIGHT
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Now where's that scythe nig
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>>4989828
Bitch be praying
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>>4989812
Prepare to strike the abomination should it attempt to eat Mob Knight #1
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>>4989831
no chance of that me and shadow man here are straight blissing
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Rolled 48, 50 = 98 (2d50)

Twinkle the Lily Knight baits the thugs to charge!

Roll 1d50 against my first roll

+10 Speed bonus

Orkuzashi gets thrown at the creature! Mob Knights roll 1d50 against my second roll for accuracy. Highest of your rolls gets picked

+4 bonus
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Rolled 22 (1d50)

>my meme post actually passed
holy fuck lmao
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Rolled 3 (1d50)

>>4989844
Oh boy.
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Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>4989844
YEET
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>>4989853
>rolled 3
welcome to the pit twinkle
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>>4989844
>48, 50
>on two d50's
You couldn't even pretend to hide the level of rigging you're doing to the dice, OP.
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>>4989844
Aw du fug? You added them? I beat both rolls.
Well I demand I get to do the Rising Sun Slash!
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>>4989856
>stuck in a dank pit with a bunch of smelly boys

Ugh.
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Rolled 6 (1d50)

>>4989861
Then Roll 1d50 against this roll

-5 malus cuz they missed the throw up here >>4989852
>>4989854
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Rolled 48 (1d50)

>>4989866
Fucking mob knights you will be the bastards that kills us all!
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>>4989866
>motherfucking weeb stole my opposing roll
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>>4989869
hey, stop simping for lilly knight and we wouldn't have this problem
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>>4989866
Can I step up and deliver a follow-up strike to the creature after the Weeb-slash?
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>>4989869
>motherfucking weeb stole my dice roll
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>>4989874
>don't be upset Lilly chan there will be another chance I will avenge your failed rollz!
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>>4989872
I have to! It's in the Weeb code to white simp in superior Japanese way!
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>>4989875
>now the weeb wants to white knight me

*chokes on vomit*
>>
dude im bugging out
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>>4989885
see ya bro
>>
just kidding I cant sleep until I see the conclusion
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>>4989885
See ya mate
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>>4989891
I retract this statement.
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Rolled 49, 41 = 90 (2d50)

>>4989853
the thugs go around the hole and jump on you!
roll 1d50 against the best of my two rolls to parry!

>>4989814
>>4989816
>>4989815
the mob knights throw the weeb at the shadow beast, and the knight cuts it in twain with its trusty katana!

Scythe knight wanted to do that
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>>4989866
I actually have to go to bed so Put Orkuzashi on Weeb Auto Mode until someone takes over or I come back. Night
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>>4989904
Auto mode night
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>>4989904
Now find the light switch finally not the ass
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>>4989904
Okay cool, let's climb up the rope now to help Lilly Knight with the banditos
>>
OP and OPer cant give us a break with them rolls shit!!
>>
Rolled 31 (1d50)

>>4989904
Fun
>>
I assure you that we do not rig these rolls whatsoever
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>>4989904
Excellent work, Brother Samurai, but our work is not yet done. We must ascend this pit and strike down the blasphemers that surrounds us!

Begin climbing the wall with Fervent Zeal.
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Rolled (1d0)

>>4989921
Sure, OP, sure.
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uh oh
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Rolled 127148 (1d1000000)

>>4989929
Activate bullet time to peek up at skirt
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>>4989929
TUMBLE!
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>>4989929
>>4989930
I DO THE SAME AS MY BRO TO GET A BUFF
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>>4989929
Ascended the rope with all due haste before it gets detached from the edge. One of the simps can catch Twinkle, there's Holy Punishment to deliver to Heathens!
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>>4989930
I throw my sword at thee

>>4989932
and at thee.
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>>4989906
I could help since someone else is on my role.
>>4989929
LILLY-SAN IS IN DANGER, GET BOOST TO CLIMB
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>>4989930
>>4989931
>>4989932

>>4989936
you are now on top of the hole, with weeb night close behind, intent on not letting you avenge his waifu
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>>4989946
NICE HEARTED SHAPED PANTIES
now we climb up the rope to join the battle
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>>4989950
I got an idea
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>>4989946
Do a generic weeb entrance to get ahead of scythe knight, like a weeb kick
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>>4989946
>image is 60% panty shot
N I C E.

It is finally time for these heathens to reap what they have sown. Their numbers will be trimmed by the Scythe of the Lord.
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>>4989946
Now Lilly's sword fall on both Mobs heads.

Lilly picks herself off, dusts off the dirt, and death glares the Mob knights. Lilly will remember this.
>>
We both catch her and then throw her back using our combined power and her momentum, propelling her all the way back onto the enemy where she will, enraged from earlier, demolish the opposing forces
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>>4989946
>>4989950
>>4989957
I CHANGE MY ACTION TO THIS
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>>4989956
Forgot trip
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>>4989946
Use the cliff to somehow backflip to the top ahead of the scythe knight
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>>4989957
>>4989959
GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, I SWEAR UPON MY OATH TO THE ORDER OF THE LILLY!
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>>4989970
LOOKING UP YOUR SKIRT HAS ALREADY GIVEN US A BUFF, IT'S TOO LATE
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>>4989971
I WILL REMEMBER YOU INSOLENCE, FOOLS!

Brb
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Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>4989956
>>4989957
>>4989970
MOB KNIGHTS CAIN AND ABEL ATTEMPT TO THROW TWINKLE THE LILLY KNIGHT BACK UP

Lilly Knight 1d100

Lilly Knight has +10 Speed bonus

Mob Knights roll 1d120 but only for this roll

Also highest gets picked, no adding

MEANWHILE
>>4989955
>>4989961
>>4989954

Gustaf the Scythe Knight makes it to the top, ready to do battle. But right behind him, Orkuzashi the Weeb Knight attempts to do some anime shit to make it up there ahead of Gustaf

Weeb, roll 1d50 against my roll
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>>4989981
the mob always wins
>>
Rolled 32 (1d120)

>>4989981
MOB ALWAYS WINS BABY
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Rolled 35 (1d120)

>>4989983
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4989981
JUMP IN RAGE AT BEING SIMPED
>>4989961
>>4989955
WAKE UP SIMPS
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>>4989996
looks like you lost to the mob knights BABY
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>>4989997
REEEEEEEEE
>>
Gustaf and Orkuzashi backflipped into the shadow realm
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>>4989981
Gustaf vaults over the edge and strikes a very intimidating pose.

>>4989996
Cease your prattling, wench!
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Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>4990002
>>4989981
these niggers are delaying the quest
ROLL
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>>4990006
Amazing dice skills
>>
>>4990006
Absolutely fantastic work.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4989981
BITCHES GET STICHES MOBS

*Twinkle becomes fully enraged*

>>4990004
SHUT YOUR TRAP WHELP, AND LET A REAL WOMAN HANDLE THIS!
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uh oh, 23 mins is a bit late yes it is
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>>4990020
Oho, you think such a fickle thing like time will let you escape my wrath? Think again, foolish knight.
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Rolled 46, 74 = 120 (2d100)

>>4989985
>>4989988
>>4989996
Despite her best attempts against them, the mob knights throw Lilly Knight out of the hole with force toward the enemy!
This is a surprise attack and Lilly Knight gets to fight against the worst of the two rolls, with a +10 speed bonus, to strike at the enemy!

however, as you're launched towards their weapons, failure could mean serious injury.

>>4990004
Scythe knight, all buffed up with prayers, takes a battle stance! the thugs seems hesitant!

>>4990006
Orkuzashi faceplanted back down the hole and is knocked out for this round. roll 1d100 to see if you at least had a good dream
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>>4990027
Quickly build a miniature catapult to launch ourselves out of the hole and into striking range of the thugs.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4990027
*Lilly goes ballistic*
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4990027
shhhh
>>
KEK
I gotta go now to bed and tomorrow I wake up again. I appreciate the epic vampire you posted
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>>4990027
It is time that the Garden of the Lord be trimmed of weeds and parasites! I strike at the Heathen with Righteous Fury!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4990027
>>4990033
OH GOD
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>>4990036
Thanks anon, I'm out for tonight too anyways
see ya everyone
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Which knight has the least voices controlling them?
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>>4990041
right now it's gustav or weeb knight
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>>4990041
weebknight or scythe
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>>4990041
If you give OP all your money it might unlock the fifth character slot for you to control
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>>4990042
>>4990043
>>4990045
All of these are true
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>>4990041
pay OP money
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>>4990048
remember to donate to his pateron for nsfw pics of shotasniffer
these befall a lot of /qst/ artists
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>>4990038
I'm sorry OG Twinkle, I failed you as a companion. I'll will cleanse my honor. Farewell, friend.

>>4990041
You can be the 2nd voice of Lilly now, my tenure has led us to disgrace and shame. I hope the next generation will be able to write my wrongs. Farewell, little bud.
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Rolled 340162 (1d500000)

>>4990037
>>4990038
Right as Gustaf was about to square up, Lilly comes crashing down on the thug and stabbed the fuck outta him!

>>4990035
Orkuzashi dreamed of terrible dice rolls

>>4990031
Roll 1d50 against my roll to use your epic Mob Knight intellect to make a catapult with zero materials
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FUCK I JUST GOT HERE AND I AM SHITTING MY PANTS OF HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING, FUCK, WHAT A MARVELOUS THREAD THIS ALREADY IS
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Rolled 11 (1d50)

>>4990057
(the catapult is just the other mob knight throwing me up there)
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>>4990057
SPOOK THE OTHER THUG WITH OUR WANTON MURDER
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>>4990057
I'm not going to get to do any Reaping, am I? And I even recited the Holy Litanies of Combat and all. Grumble grumble.

Pick Twinkle up and chuck her back down into the hole for interrupting the Reapening.
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>>4990062
DON'T TOUCH ME
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>>4990057
*stab stab stab*

>>4990062
*glares with blood running down her helmet*

You wanna go, whelp?
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>>4990057
Awaken
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>>4990069
For someone whom supposedly hails from the so called "prestigious" Convent School for Proper Ladies, you act with a distinct lack of etiquette. Their standards must've slipped if they allow uncouth youth like yourself to attend their school.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4990057
Rolling to wake the fuck up in cold sweat.
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Rolled 34, 44 = 78 (2d50)

Twinkle dives into the fray! Ready for more stabbings! Ticked off at being immensely blueballed, Gustaf attempts to grab her!

Meanwhile Cain suddenly gains "Weak Baby Arm disease" for 1 turn and fails to throw Abel up there.


Scythe Knight roll 1d50
Lilly Knight roll 2d50. First roll is against my first Roll. Second Roll is against Gustaf

+10 Speed for Twinkle for both rolls

>>4990076
Orkuzashi is still kissing the ground. Let's see how he does against my second roll
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4990078
WE CAN'T MISS THE FIGHT
JUST CLIMB UP THE GRAPPLING HOOK NORMALLY AND START HANDING OUT BEERS TO OUR FRIENDLY KNIGHTS
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Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>4990078
BY HOLY PROCLAMATION, BE GONE THOT!

Yeah, like I can fucking pass a dice check. Fuck you OP.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4990078
Well I hope
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Rolled 26, 41 = 67 (2d50)

>>4990078
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4990085
I assure you that OP does not rig dice
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4990078
nat 1
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>>4990062
>>4990085
maybe it would be better if you reaped the others instead of your manliness being threatened
also OW
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>>4990089
You keep saying that
>>4990092
Nice
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>>4990092
>>4990095
Nice
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Rolled 31 (1d50)

>>4990078
Kill kill kill

>>4990074
For someone who hails from the Edgelord School of Reaping, you sure like mouthing off instead of killing, whelp. I guess their standards must've went up.
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Rolled 50 (1d50)

>>4990097
Ops, forgot the secod roll, though my companions has it in the bag.

>>4990085
Kick him back into the hole.
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Also wait I actually won the roll
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Lilly was moving too fast through the enemy's ranks for Gustaf to grab her! Instead his hand caught a thug accidentally.

Meanwhile, Orkuzashi got up just in time to see the Mob Knights climbing up
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>>4990102
You go girl!
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>>4990103
GET UP THERE AND START BASHING SOME THUGS with our empty mugs after drinking
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>>4990103
Climb the mob knights to get on the top first.
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>>4990103
Continue stabbing until someone stops the fight
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>>4990103
Intimidate the thug to lead us to the local crime lord, under pain of being handed over to Twinkle should he refuse.
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>>4990111
+1, but if Reaperboy gets uppity again use him as a springboard in a twirling attack and kick him back into the hole.
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Rolled 6, 50 = 56 (2d50)

Twinkle continues fighting the thugs! Roll 1d50 against my first roll

Gustaf starts interrogating the thug he grabbed. Roll 1d50 against my second roll

+10 Speed Bonus for Lilly Knight
+7 Will Bonus for Scythe Knight

Meanwhile, Abel and Cain prepares to join the fight and....ay yo what the weeb doing

Mob and Weeb roll 1d50 against eachother. highest rolls from each gets picked
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Rolled 33 (1d50)

>>4990128
>this weeb
Kick him down for being a jackass if he can just take his time
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Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>4990128
A fucking 50. What the fuck is the willpower of this dude.
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>>4990134
What in the actual fuck is happening right now. How rigged are these fucking dice.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4990128
FASTA
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Rolled 45 (1d50)

>>4990128
Fucking pathetic. Is that piss I smell?
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>>4990134
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>>4990140
nigger you were supposed to roll 1d50
but a nice 100 nonetheless
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Rolled 31 (1d50)

>>4990128
>>4990140
Wait, wrong dice
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Rolled 26 (1d50)

>>4990128
>autowin
Theif girl calls everyone to stop as Twinkle just keeps stabbing people
>>4990134
>>4990137
I have no idea.
Check's in the mail OP
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Rolled 33 (1d50)

>>4990128
cmooon
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Rolled 29 (1d50)

I may change to other one some day, but for the moment, Scythe Knight time
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>>4990152
>>4990134
Dice God sez:
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>>4990155
Wait, we can change the rolls results a bit depending in certain actions/talk, or the dice is final?
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>>4990134
My god, did you just piss yourself when trying to use Twinkle as intimidation?

>inb4 thug just Sparta kicks Scytheboi back into the hole
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>>4990158
Dice's been rolled. Can't do much then.

Unless you pay OP
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>>4990160
God no, not when we're climbing.
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>>4990160
Or he squeezed the thug too hard
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>>4990163
Subtle :)
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

Gustaf choked out the thug. While he suffocated, the thug never gave up any info til the bitter end. A real human bean and a real hero.

MEanwhile Twinkle is whittling down the thug numbers. Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reason

Meanwhile meanwhile. Orkuzashi attempts to step on Cain and Abel to make his way up top. But the Mob Knights attempted to kick him down in counter.....In the end neither succeeded so they're awkwardly engaged in a slap fight amongst themselves on the rope
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4990175
Yo hold u-
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4990175
Uh oh
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>>4990175
Can't we just swing very hard from left to right and get to the top via swinging?
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>>4990178
>off by one
Nevermind
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>>4990175
Brothers! There is no time for you shenanigans, we must find the hideout of this crime lord posthaste if we wish to make any headway into finding the Grail!

Attempt to aid the Dinkleberries dangling on the rope in escaping the pit.
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>>4990175
okay stop playfighting with orkuzashi
just get to the top so we can start help killing the thugs
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>>4990186
Agreed. We climb as a team now.
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>>4990183
Your stupid brothers, you better start moving your asses, or I am going to confiscate your beer for a month
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Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>4990177
>>4990178
OH SHIT IT'S THE THUG BOSS

>>4990179
>>4990183
>>4990186
All of you Roll 1d50 against my roll
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>>4990192
You can take their beer, but you will never steal my sake!
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Rolled 18 (1d50)

>>4990198
WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM CAUSE FUCK THAT'S A BOSS DUDE
COME ON BROS
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Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>4990198
Guess I'm falling down the hole again
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Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>4990198
nat 0
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Rolled 26 (1d50)

>>4990198
Use the power of BELIEF to kick his ass
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>>4990203
YOU SAVED US BROTHER
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>>4990203
Based and Crucified
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>>4990199
The fuck is sake, sounds stupid
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>>4990198
First question I ask is why does he have a breath mask with an bandana.
Second question is HOW DEAD IS YOUR ASS WHEN I STAB YOU
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Rolled 3 (1d50)

>>4990198
*stab stab stab*
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>>4990211
Not as stupid as bringing scythe to a swordfight.
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>>4990212
I fear I have failed you yet again sister.
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Rolled 16 (1d50)

>>4990198
Skaboosh
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>>4990232
THE HEFT OF ALL OF US SHOULD BE ABLE TO STOP THE LIGHTWEIGHT OF TWINKLE
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>>4990232
CHARGE BACK IN
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>>4990234
Just spin her, you guys at the very least can do that, RIGHT?
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>>4990232
NOW BROTHERS, SURROUND OUR FOE AND SMITE HIM SO THAT WE MAY CONTINUE ON OUR QUEST and not be stuck in a fucking hole for two sessions in a row
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>>4990235
+1

USE THE BOYS AS A SPRINGBOARD FOR OUR COUNTERATTACK!
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>>4990241
Boot Lilly back in action
Unfold the fucking katana, it's odachi time.
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Don't worry, nobody got knocked back into the pit
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>>4990254
What's the turn order?
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Rolled 50 (1d50)

>>4990257
Everyone roll 1d50 to determine turn order.

Twinkle the Lilly Knight has a +10 bonus
Abel and Cain the Mob Knights has a +4 bonus
Orkuzashi the Weeb Knight has a +7 bonus
Gustaf the Scythe Knight and the Boss Thug has a +5 bonus
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>>4990254
This is definitely not a stealth advertisment for Pixel Remaster
https://youtu.be/syeudRZuuMo
Do a stab attack due to being the fastest via ATB
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Rolled 3 (1d50)

>>4990260
fwoosh
aw shit boss man is going first
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No I do not rig the dice
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Rolled 43 (1d50)

>>4990260
>>4990265
(X) Doubt
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Rolled 25 (1d50)

>>4990260
ninjan
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Rolled 4 (1d50)

>>4990260
That is the 3rd time OP has rolled a natural crit this session, not counting the close rolls of 48 and 49. Sounds pretty damn rigged to me.
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Rolled 47 (1d50)

>>4990260
Yep, OP's dice are definitely loaded.
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>>4990273
HAYAI
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Ah. So Lilly goes first. Then the Baws. Then the rest.
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>>4990278
Stab him on the leg to slow him down
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>>4990284
+1

Bonus if we hit da bone.
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Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>4990284
Roll 1d50
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Rolled 9 (1d50)

>>4990298
Stab
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Rolled 35 (1d50)

>>4990298
STAB.
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>>4990301
Shank dat bitch girl!
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>>4990301
BOSS THUG HAS BEEN SLOWED THIS ROUND! HE'LL ACT LAST! IT'S NOW THE WEEB KNIGHT'S TURN!

Also meanwhile Lilly roll 1d2 plus 5 power bonus for the damage dealt, please and thank you
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Rolled 36 (1d50)

>>4990305
Come I didn't commission this katana from just any hack!
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4990305
Learned: Crippling Blow
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>>4990306
Ah bugger
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4990305
YO
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>>4990311
Do we have Libra?
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Rolled 23 (1d50)

>>4990306
ROLL 1d50

You have a +7 Speed Bonus
Boss Thug has +5
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Rolled 13 (1d50)

>>4990316
Oh bugger
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>>4990318
Ya beef'd it.

ANYWAY IT'S THE SCYTHE KNIGHT'S TURN
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>>4990313
Seems like it Sis
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>>4990323
Refresh the Holy Litany of Combat to buff the whole team.

Ut mundum a peste, fame et bello serváre dignéris
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>>4990326
Do it while remembering the teachings
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>>4990326
SCYTHE KNIGHT ROLL 1d2 + 3 SPECIAL BONUS. RESULT WILL BE ADDED TO EVERYONE'S BONUSES

ALSO MOB KNIGHT, WHAT DO
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d2 + 3)

>>4990337
Father that art in Heaven, thy will be done.
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>>4990337
The Mob Knight bros are gonna combo with themselves, attacking the thug boss from two different directions at once!
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Rolled 48 (1d50)

>>4990340
ROLL 2d50. PICK THE HIGHEST ONE

YOU HAVE A 4 SPEED AND 4 SCYTHE KNIGHT BUFF BONUS OF +8

BOSS THUG HAS A +5
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Rolled 16, 26 = 42 (2d50)

>>4990346
URAAAAAAAAAAH
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shit nigga OP be rolling rigged dice
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>>4990346
Fuckin dice is loaded
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Rolled 22 (1d50)

Damn. That's a miss.

Anyway everybody roll 1d50 to see who The Boss Thug is gonna slash. Lowest gets it

Boss Thug has +5 Speed Bonus

Twinkle has 10+4 = 14 Bonus
Cain and Abel has 4+4 = 8 Bonus
Orkuzashi has 7+4 = 11 Bonus
Gustaf has 5+4 = 9 bonus
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Rolled 8 (1d50)

>>4990356
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Rolled 49 (1d50)

>>4990356
OP turned off the dice hack for this roll.
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Rolled 22 (1d50)

>>4990356
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Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>4990356
Yo
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Rolled 33 (1d50)

>>4990356
Ah bugger
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Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>4990356
PLEASE DON'T BE 1
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>4990357
Ah. So the Mob Knight gets it.

Im just gonna roll how much damage he does, excuse me

+6 Power bonus
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>>4990375
SHIT THAT'S ALL OUR HEALTH
IS THERE ANY SPECIAL ABILITIES WE CAN PULL OUT OF OUR ASS?
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>>4990379
YOU GUYS DON'T BETTER DIE YET, I NEED TO STILL PUNISH YOU, and you may actually help in stuff
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>>4990380
don't worry, being mooks is part of the job
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C'mon now. I'm not THAT mean. Unlike other points. Each HP point is worth 2
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>>4990382
5 health left, alright
cool
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>>4990379
DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN!

*proceeds to kick Mob knight bros deeper into the Boss's swing*
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So. Recap of the first round:

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Lilly Knight: 16/16 HP

Bosss Thug: 14/21 HP
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>>4990386
What if we stab him in the heart
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>>4990386
>two lilly knights
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>>4990386
>when you get two health bars

We gucci now OP.
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>>4990388
By the powers off the rpg bullshittery, that will do at most, two more point of damage, or will just give bleeding status
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>>4990389
Get cucked haters
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>>4990388
I say we aim for the head and blind the Boss. It's only cloth protecting his head right?
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>>4990389
>>4990390
Damn, didn't know how that happened. Better download the update patch:

Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP

Bosss Thug: 140/147 HP

Lilly Knight: 2/10 HP
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>>4990398
lmao, revert the patch op
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>>4990398
Throw OP to the thug
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>>4990398
Are we just going to ignore that Twinkle is about to get blasted?
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>>4990403
She's fast, she can dodge
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>>4990405
I bet Twinkle has in her mp3 music of Sonic

The fuck just my mouth said, the hell is a mp3 and a Sonic
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>>4990398
Shit nigga I thought we were gucci.

Though learning that Scytheboi wants to imitate the Lily Knights is flattering in the extreme. You must know though Gustoff, no boys allowed in our Order.
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>>4990400
>>4990402
update patch:
Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 5/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 16/16 HP

Bosss Thug: 1400/1407 HP
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>>4990412
Shit's busted, we should refund on St- uhhh....Vapor
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>>4990412
SLAM DUNK op into the thug with our WICKED and TURBULENT moves
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>>4990412
Just revert back to the original update, but turn Gustoff into a leaner Lilly Knight.
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>>4990417

Bosss Thug: 14/21 HP
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>>4990412
Thug Boss stop playing with the fucking stats
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>>4990421
>>4990424
take your turn goober
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>>4990421
Disarm Thug Boss
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Actually, just shove all your actions into this post.

We'll resolve them one by one in order then
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>>4990429
A Scythe Swipe to the center mass to increase aim.
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>>4990429
>>4990428
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>>4990436
+1
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>>4990429
Cain and Abel take a drink to recover some health
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>>4990429
Attack with Katana using tecniques learned from scrolls
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Rolled 20 (1d50)

>>4990436
>>4990440
Right. First up. LILLY GOES FOR A DISARM MANEUVER. ROLL 1D50
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Rolled 37 (1d50)

>>4990451
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>>4990453
URRRAAAAHHH
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>>4990453
Twinkle disarmed the Boss Thug! Losing his weapon, he decided to punch one of you instead!

everybody roll 1d50 to see who The Boss Thug is gonna slash. Lowest gets it

Boss Thug has +5 Speed Bonus

Twinkle has 10 Bonus
Cain and Abel has 4 Bonus
Orkuzashi has 7 Bonus
Gustaf has 5 bonus
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Rolled 49 (1d50)

>>4990464
URAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 24 + 10 (1d50 + 10)

>>4990464
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Rolled 30 (1d50)

>>4990464
Whoops dropped my dice
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Rolled 9 (1d50)

>>4990464
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Rolled 26 (1d50)

>>4990464
How can he clash with a fist?
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Rolled 50 + 10 (1d50 + 10)

>>4990464
How do you slash with a fist
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>>4990471
>>4990470
Ancient Thug Techniques
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>>4990473
Missed a chance on giving us an option on a thug knight, but I guess Mob ones will have to do
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>>4990471
Based Sister Lilly Knight, I stand in awe of your technique! Such skill! You go girl!
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4990469
Anyway Gustaf eats a fist. Imma roll for damage

+3 bonus
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>>4990484
Ha, my own flagellation deals more lasting damage to me than your insignificant strikes!
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>>4990487
wtf dude
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>>4990469
One second that I go out, fuck
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Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>4990484
Scythe Knight: 12/16 HP

WEEB, ROLL 2d50 FOR A SPECIAL 2 HIT ATTACK
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Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d50)

>>4990490
>Broken japanese blabbering
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>>4990491
Oh fuck, I am sorry for your lose
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>>4990491
Thug Boss calls Weeb Knight a "fuckin' weeb lol"
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Rolled 49 (1d50)

Boss Thug calls Orkuzashi a fucking weeb. Disabling his attack.

Anyway Scythe Knight roll 1d50

+5 bonus
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Rolled 16 (1d50)

>>4990496
The Lord tests my faith with these dice.
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>>4990501
Nope

And then the Mob Knights took a swig of their beer. Regaining 4 HP
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>>4990506
OK HOLD IT.
Why is the Thug Boss not dodging my attacks, is he a fucking simp?
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End of round recap:

Lilly Knight: 10/10 HP
Weeb Knight: 10/10 HP
Mob Knight: 9/12 HP
Scythe Knight: 12/16 HP

Bosss Thug: 14/21 HP - Will miss next round due to having to go pick up his sword


....aaaand gotta end it here chumps. Gotta go do shit.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4990512
If you didn't fucking rig the dice we could've ended this encounter this session.
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>>4990512
See ya OP
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>>4990516
There is no dice rigging in Knight Quest
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>>4990509
He was a white knight once...
>>4990512
See ya dice rigger
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>>4990509
Next session seduce him, you are a woman... I think, so it should work
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>>4990529
According to OP, so were you Scytheboi. Why not offer your trap ass for the cause, and not bother a lady with such unclout ideas.
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