Somewhere in the BIG city of stikland...Our protagonist finds himself in a dire situation!
"Hey man... you really trying to rob me with a banana?"
"N-no! I am clearly holding a gun. Now hand over all your money!"
This has gotta be the biggest dumbass i met in my life......AAAAAAnd he is just standing there. Well this just got akward
>>5222148Eat the banana, disarming him and giving you delicious nutrients at the same time.
>>5222148ask him why is he doing that while trying to take out the banana from his hand.
>>5222148so when are you planning to drop this quest without a word?
>>5222150>>5222151Ill follow your advice random voices..."Why me of all stickpeople?!""Well you lo-" while the goon is replying the Stikman quickly grabs the banana and without hesitation devours it [s]peel on[/s]"My gun!" The goon yells out in despair, thuroughly intimidated by the display"I'll repeat myself. Why me?" The Stikman says"Uhhhh... I-i thought you are one of those easily spooked guys, get some easy dosh for the gang!" Replied the intimidated goon...This fucking dumbass"Uhhh im just gonna go." The goon tries to flee
>>5222195Wave goodbye to the goon as he flees. What a strange man.
>>5222195Chase after him so that we can beat him up and steal his wallet.
>>5222234>>5222238 was in middle of drawing updateBut seriously samefagging and failing at it too? Man.>>5222204The stikman waves goodbye to the flleing goon"Strange fellow. Anyways back to getting those donuts." The stikman says to no one in perticularAfter heading to the store and buying the donuts. The stikman heads back towards his apartment while avoiding an ongoing battle between members of the Bug and knight clans
Entering the apartment and heading up to the first floor. The stikman hears a familiar voice"Eyyy Charlie! got those donuts man!" The other stikman yells"Got them right here Bob. No need to scream." Replied charlie"Awesome!"After entering Charlies apartment and going to the balcony the friends start conversing"Dude, Really? Someone really tried to rob you with a banana?" Asked bobCharlie nodded "Idiot thought i would get scared and give him my money. I just grabed the banana and ate it in front of him.""Dude. Do you think he might be part of some clan?" Bob nervously asked"Dunno, dont recognize him as a member of any big clan around here. Either his clan are new or very obscure" Charlie shruged"You wanna play some Stik fightaZ?""Hell yeah!!!"And so our hero concludes his adventure of the day!
>>5222265Do some onanism when arriving at home, because it's completely deserved.
>>5222258Maybe he didn't want to post with name?
[MEANWHILE IN A TOP SECRET BASE OF THE NEWLY FORMED PETES CLAN AT THE CITY OUTSKIRTS]"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ATE THE GUN!" Yelled the mysterious figure on the throne"The freak ate the gun in front of me! Like a savage he munched on it while looking at me with his scary look!" Awnsered the goon"This... THIS CANNOT STAND! PETES CLAN MEMBERS SHALL NOT BE PUT TO SHAME BY SOME SAVAGE OAF! TOMMOROW WE SHALL GO AND FIGHT THIS STIKMAN AND SHOW HIM THE MIGHT OF PETES!" Screamed obviously PeteWhat will happen to our brave stikman with this upcomming threat!Tune in tommorow when QM wakes up!
>>5222258I see that spider and raise you anotheralso fun quest, will be watching
>>5222284I will give this quest benefit of the doubt, please do not flake on us and if it falls apart have the courtesy to tell us it's dead.
>>5222258Naw man you got it all wrong, I was playing Pepe Quest and forgot to change my name back to anon so I deleted the post and repasted my reply as anon again.
[THE VERY NEXT DAY]"Dude. Im so hyped for the next Stik Miners game!" Hyped Bob"Yep. So long we dont get interupted we will reach the store before a line apears" 'I really dont want to be anywhere but first'A figure rounds the corner and stops at the sight of charlie"BOSS! I FOUND HIM!"'Oh god damnit'
The figure imediately gets knocked to the floor by who everyone can guess is his boss"YOU! You are the fool who dared trifle with a member of Petes clan!" Yelled Pete"Charlie?""Yeah?""You got into the bad side of a clan.""Yep""It was good knowing you buddy.""Dont be such a drama queen Bob""HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!"
"BECAUSE I HEREBY DECLARE A CHALENGE ON YOU! PETES CLAN VERSUS THE CHARLIE GUY!" Declares pete "Surrender now because you dont stand a chance against us."'Mystery voices... how do i deal with this idiot'
>>5222713As we all know, video games are as good as real life experiences in almost every case. With over 500 hours in 'Stik FightaZ', you are a bona-fide martial artist of the highest rank. Take an intimidating stance and prepare for Round 1.
>>5222713In a raspy voice:>"Or what, you're gonna trample more of your men? Fuck off, Skinny Pete."
>>5222713Show him how hard you can piss
>>5222747'What?! No! Thats just wierd!'>>5222720Charlie channels his iner stik fighterZ skills and rushes Pete. Decking him in the jaw and launching him across the road into the nearby wall""BOSS!"" Scream out the other two of Pete's goons that were around the corner"Well that is surprising..." grumbled Pete who was embeded in the wall across the road
"Well you are strong ill give you that. But it wont matter to what im about to do." Pete declares>>5222721"Or what, you're gonna trample more of your men? Fuck off, Skinny Pete." Charlie replies agressively"...Heh. You got balls to insult me fool." Pete says as he frees himself from the wall. His eyes glowing deep red.
He raises his arm and conjures an dark red energy attack'Fuck he has blaster powers.'sorry for the delay. Got hit with some irl BS right when i was working on the updateAlso im gonna usualy start working on updates every one and a half or two hours
>>5222779Prepare to activate your I-frames as he chucks his anime powers at you.
>>5222779Rolling gives I-frames. Curl up into a ball to become invincible to damage. Just to be sure, wiggle a little bit to indicate the rolling action if the ball is headed your way. Get behind him, and perform a backstab with your incredibly sharp stickman arm. Just make sure to avoid close-ups, so the hand doesn't appear and it remains a sticc.
>>5222779Sheesh, everyone knows wizards are fucking losers. Taunt him for using magic to compensate for physical shortcomings and becoming a criminal to compensate for being a total failure in life.Point out that puffed-up ego and fear tactics of his make it clear he's a desperate for control, weak little bitch, who exploits those dumber than him to do his bidding.This gaggle of abortions he calls a "gang" looks more like a dysfunctional fucking circus, with his goons threatening people with BANANAS and him looking like a clown, with this little silly crown and all. His makeup is missing something, though...Then break his nose in to make it red, it's called improv.
>>5222779>hit him really hard
>>5222811>>5222819Charlie starts rolling like a madman utilizing a strategy lewrned from the stick souls series. [IMUNITY FRAMES]Charlie keeps rolling through Petes energy blasts "Quit dodging my attacks and die already!!!!!" Screamed a very angry Pete. But charlie kept rollingAfter some more rolls Charlie manages to find an opening for attack and >>5222847 strikes pete in the back wih the most powerfull punch he could muster!
Pete Falls on the road. Defeated.His goons stare on in horror (the triangle headed one is still face first on the pavement). The widehead goon stares frozen in horror and disbelief while the big head flees the scene.Charlie stares down at the defeated Pete "Pathetic. First your goon tries to rob me with a banana. THEN you come here to fight me using your blaster powers AND failed to win. You are a pathetic excuse for a clan leader."Pete does'nt respond'shit i knocked him out cold. Cool line wasted!!!!!... Fuck we gotta go to the store a line might have already formed... Shit!'Charlie mind starts racing as the adrenaline wears off
>>5222863>Go to the store
>>5222863>RUN to the store
>>5222863Go to the store and buy an NPC reset voucher. Specifically for aggression, no need to delete yourself from everybody's memory yet.
>>5222886>>5222916>>5222929'The hells a npc reset voucher?'Charlie calls oit to Bob "Dude. We gotta run to the store!"Bob jerks from looking at Charlie in amazement "Oh damn. Right!" And starts runing with charlieThey reach the store. But there is a LOOONG line in front of it'Crap'
>>5222976>Start doing parkour on the peoples head to reach the entrance faster
"Ah darn we are late. Guess we gotta go to the back of the line" Bob says sadly'Wait' "Wait""Whuh? What is it?" Bob questions"Blue guy at end of the line. Just watch""Why wou-" He is interupted as a blue stikman starts beating the ever living hell out of everyone in the line "oh shoot. Right, fight protagonists"
"Man this game rocks" Bob cheers"Hey. Attention to the game. We got a horde incomming""Ah dang right!" Bob returns to playingAnd so our stikmen game for the rest of the day uninterupted
[MEANWHILE YET AGAIN!]"So your telling me the problem had been dealt with by just some rando? Mhm... aha... allright ill see it done Commander."[TO BE CONTINUED TOMORROW!]OP here. Im looking for some opinions and suggestions on what you wish to see in the possible future!
>>5222990I am dumb and should double check more
>>5222990>what you wish to see in the possible futureOur stickmen's short term goal and long term goal. The skill tree. More pixels!Honestly, random slice of life stuff ain't really interesting.
update from QM. sadly no updates today due to real life circumstance. Ill see about running a bigger session tommorow
>>5223639Just so you know, there's no need to overcompensate for a break, just keep doing your thing.
[THE NEXT WEEK]Charlie is traveling back home after finishing his work for the day.'Its nice not getting hassled by strangers'
>>5225095TIME TO GET HASSLED BY STRANGERS!
>>5225105'Oh god damnit'Charlie turns around to spot a quite surprised stickman peeking around a corner"And who are you supposed to be!"The figure pulls back around the corner fleeing the scene'Uhhhh, that worked'
>>5225133pillface looks delicious AND nutritious. we must find and imbibe him, so we can become stronger with all the vitamins and pill juice he has to offer.If it's a mask, i want that mask.
>>5225134'Defenetely a hood. Not a pill. I want it.'Charlie chases after the figure. After some time of chasing them they suddenly turn 60% opacity and disapearSUDDENLY the ninja apears behind charlia kunai at hand! yell stuff and roll them 1d20s!
Rolled 11 (1d20)"GIVE ME YOUR HAT"
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>5225239Hand over the goods and you'll get hurt slightly less!
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>5225239Grab his hand and do a reversal on his kunai attack!!
>>5225259Oh shit wait, we were supposed to yell something. My bad, yell: "AHHHHHHHH" as loud as possible at him.
>>5225250Doing a quick spin and putting the momentum into his fist he catches the ninja off guard landing a hit on his windpipeThe ninja crumples to the ground droping his kunai and holding his throat"Thats what you get you stalking dumbass!"The ninja doesent respond'... shit another knock out... i should leave...'
>>5225247>>5225250'...'Charlie skidadles from the area pausing here for today, will continue tommorrow!
>>5225353TAKE THE MASK.WEAR HIS SKINIF YOU CAN'T DO THE SECOND ONE AT LEAST DO THE FIRST IT'S REALLY QUITE A REASONABLE REQUEST.
Charlie skidadles for some time"STOP YOU THIEF!"Charlie turns around to see the green guy from before'Oh god he even has yes. Its like the things peer through your soul. Not really. Just look wierd.'"Dont you dare try running away, the ninja clan will find you anyways after the stunt you pulled!"
>>5226187STAND AND BEAT HIS ASS AGAIN
>>5226187BEAT HIS ASS
Rolled 17 (1d20)Charlie goes in for a swift punch. But its another illusionThis time before he can react the ninja lands a flying kick to his back knocking him forward. But he keeps his balance"Theres no getting away now. I called in for backup and they should be here preety soon."The ninja takes some form of martial artist stance. Charlie readies his 'catch these hands stance' sorry for delay, was making chicken for lunch. I should say, you can roll d20s whenever ya want, they may or may not have effects :)
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>5226257RANDOM BULLSHIT, GO!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>5226257UNSCREW HIS HEAD TO INSTILL FEAR IN OTHER ENEMIES, CROWD CONTROL BABY
>>5226260After fighting in a stalemate for a bit suddenly more figures apear out of random. The reinforcements have arrived"Just in time" says green ninja"Alright lets take down this fool Chuck" says the blue ninja"Keep your wits up, he is skilled." Says greenNot even a moment later Charlie in panic throws everything he has with weight in his pocket. He hurls 2 cd disks and the kunai he stole at the ninjas
...'That was more effective than i thought'...
>>5226351"If this is the best the Ninja clan has to offer, I am not impressed". Then strike a fabulous victory pose, just like in Stik FightaZ.
>>5226351AND TAKE THEIR MASKS TOO
>>5226351Kick the blue guy in the balls for a good measure. Welcome among the based, Charlie.
Charlie takes a powerful pose over his downed oponents. And then he takes the rest of their hoods>>5226426 'now that would be way too much of a dick move'Charlie heads back home and goes to bed[END OF TODAYS SESSION!]
>>5226455Charlie now has 3 hoods, now nobody has the power to stop him.
No session today sadly. Irl work increased so no time to drawHave pic of the chimken i made jesterday
>>5227283got any left?
>>5227305Gone, consumed by meIt was delishous
[A COUPLE DAYS LATER]Charlie is eating a sandwich. He is bored'Wonder what bob is doing' captcha: a82na. Good to know captcha likes tuna
>>5228260We should start our own clan, been kicking some serious ass these past few days. Bob can be the Co-Commander in Chief.
>>5228260Give Bob one of the extra hoods we stole from the ninjas as a gift.
>>5228260AND HOLY SHIT THAT SANDWHICH IS HUGE.
>>5228265'I do wonder what Bobs up to.'Setting his comicaly large sandwich onto the table Charlie begins imagining what bobs up to'Yoooo. Dude... we should totaly play stik FigterZ.' imaginary Bob says__________"This is a stickup! Hand over the mony!"'Oh hey its that pete guys goon. He really is using a banana as if it were a gun.'
>>5228332Bro, finish that huge fuckoff sandwitch. You need ALL the food buffs.
>>5228332Oh, we're playing as Bob now.Threaten to eat the banana, Charlie said that freaked him out when he did it. Might get him to back off.
>>5228336'What huge sandwich?'>>5228337"You know my friend beat your boss a couple weeks ago. Right?"The goon freezes"Ill eat that banana if you dont leave me be."Then ge starts to panic like hell"NO YOU CANT EAT MY GUN! ITS THE LAST ONE WE HAVE!" He blurts out very loudly"Then scram" Bob says"I cant, after your boss beat mine our clan got demoted down on the leaderboards due to getting beat by a nobody. We need the notoriety boost man!" He sounds very desperate, and very bad at shutting up
>>5228392Have they considered punching people instead of using banana stickups? Hell, go to the guy at the top of the leaderboard and punch his lights out. A good deck in the schnoz. That'll put you at the top.Or the retaliation will wipe the clan out to the man, which is a sacrifice Bob is willing to make.
>>5228392Why don't they fight other clans then? That's how you climb the leaderboards.
>>5228392EAT THE GUN
"Have you considered punching people instead of doing banana stickups. One good punch seems to work well so why dont you go punch one of the highest leaderboard clan leaders and get top scores?" Bob says"Because what you just said is like ten times worse than suicide." The goon replies bluntly "walking into the knights base and going through all the security just to get one punch on Ralgas is something only high ranking daredevil clanners can hope to pull off"'I haven't been up to date on clan info but-' "Daredevils?"The goon looks at bob like he is stupid "Yeah. The current second ranking clan to the knights. They skyrocketed in the leaderboards within the past two months after countless sucessful clan wars. How do you not know about them?!" Bob shrugs at he goon"Haven't been paying attention to clan news because they dont interest me..." he says "But now im interested. Whats up with the clanns nowdays?""Well besides the daredevils rise in the leads. Clan tusk were kicked down from second place to 3rd place and the wizards have finaly managed to climb to the top tens up to 4th ranking. Nothing big happened outside of that. Couple wars and challenges." Bob nods along to the massive dump of information"Okay... okay. Now can you please scram before i decide im hungry" bob saysThe goon skimpers off in fear stoping session for todayDoodling is fun
>>5228522Ah, yes. world lore, my beloved.
Bob arrives at charliesHe finds him very concentrated on a sandwich on his table'Ah. He is in one of those sandwich perfectionist moods'
>>5229403Take a bite out of the sandwich, you are hungry and it looks delicious.
>>5229448>>5229403At least give Charlie a heads up that you're going to nom his sandwich.
>>5229448>>5229449'That is a good idea. Gotta break that sandwich making mood before talking to him'Bob snatches the sandwich Charlie was working on. Charlie yells in protest but cannot stop him before he takes one bite out of the sandwich."This is preety good." Bob says "But im here to talk to you about something.""Yeah? Whats up?" Charlie asks"You wanna make a clan?""..."
"Sure why not. But whats gonna be our name and flag?"NAME AND FLAG VOTE (flag can also be a vague description which i will doodle myself)
>>5229493I take it Charlie's Angels would be too cheesy of a name.The Camraderies. Flag is an open fireplace with two hats in front of it. Clan requirement is you must wear a hat, mask or other head ornament that fulfills a similar purpose when acting as a clan representative.
>>5229493The Sandwiches clan. Clan flag is a sandwhich that Charlie once made a while back. To enter, you must have good sandwich making skillz
Hmmm ill take the session end here so more interested anons can vote/suggest/make clan ideas
Two propositions for the clan name and flag are made>The comeraderiesAnd>The sandwichesCurrently in a tie
>>5230555I can dig the Sandwiches too, it don't matter that much to me.
>>5230555>>5230556I can back the comeraderies
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>5230556>>5230605Welp time to put the dice gods choice to it
>>5230618Sandwiches it isIll doodle up the next update and end the session early due to an apointment i got
After some discussion both agree that sandwiches would make a great unifier for a clan[HOURS LATER]Both look at a stack of papers they signed with jaded looks"Is this all the paperwork..." Bob asks"Nope. This is only a fifth of it..." Charlie says, eye twitching [End of the day]
>>5230624maybe give us something to vote for at the end of the day? the pause seems unnecessary
SureFor next story partChoose>getting notoriety>finding a base>recruitment time
>>5230638>getting notorietyWe get notoriety, we get potential recruits. We get recruits, we can snipe a cool base for our clan.
[Next week]After finishing all the paperwork and waiting. The Sandwiches clan has been fully aproved._____"So how do we do this climbing the ranks stuff?" Charlie asked"I spent some free time reading into it. You get notoriety by fighting random people, participating in clan wars and beating some big creatures outside the city." Bob says "Also we seem to have got a head start due to your reputation.""Ah cool."Which of the options do the Stikmen take
>>5231554>participate in a clan warMaybe there are some small clans nearby Charlie and Bob's apartment, beat them up and establish our own turf.
>>5231554>beating some big creatures outside the city.Lets go AoT style.
>>5231554>Taking on the bananafag clanWe wipe them and then the floor with them
Deciding some rise in notoriety would be a good first step Charlie and Bob begin sifting through clans within their ranking rangeThey manage to assemble a list_________>The ninja clan- Although they are a preety mid ranking clan they have been repeadetly trying to start a official war since the forming of the sandwich clan. Something about their honour and Charlie being a barbaric thief.>The Shade clan- one of the many low ranking clans. Its mostly composed of shadow beings and are known for cuasing havoc during the night.>Golem clan- A bunch of Rocky giants. They are strong but really stupid so they go up far in the ranks.>Kalcium Klan- A bunch of Skeletons that keep stealing all the milk from the stores close to their base. They are a terror upon anyone who likes milk.>Banana clan- Nutorious scammers. Known for selling bananas and tricking people into seeing them as guns with illusion magic. Very small clan whos base location is a mystery.
>>5231649Hm ip changed... so custom texts are a no go
>>5231649>Banana clan- Nutorious scammers. Known for selling bananas and tricking people into seeing them as guns with illusion magic. Very small clan whos base location is a mystery.Nobody will cry and taking them out would be a good first step to increase our street cred.
>>5231649>Banana clanYeah, ending the Banana Clan is a good start. They also have a super sekrit HQ, so if we beat them and find it we can take it for ourselves.
>>5231649>Banana clan- Nutorious scammers. Known for selling bananas and tricking people into seeing them as guns with illusion magic. Very small clan whos base location is a mystery.
The duo decide beating up some bannana clanners in a war would be a good way to gain some notoriety and goodwill._______After some time walking and searching they find a stand at an alley with a big poorly written cheap gunz sign.Upon aproaching it the figure at the stand speaks"Well you seem like the type of duo who are up to no good and are in need of some guns!"
>>5231849Buy a gun and shoot him with it to check whether or not the gun is real or a banana.
>>5231919>>5231849Soild tactic. It'll either be second degree murder or banana cream.
>>5231849Buy a gun, politely. You don't try to shoot the guy that has guns, he's got shopkeeper power levels.You don't fuck with shopkeeps.
After bying just one banana from the stikman Charlie imediately points it at the shopkeep and pulls the trigger.Nothing happnes outside of the shopkeeper getting a surprised look in his eyes for a second before it moves to worry."Crap. So you know of the gig huh...">ask questions! its getting late. Ending session for today
>>5232059Grab him by the collar and tell him if he tells us where the banana clan base is we will hurt him slightly less.
>>5232059Also ask him how Charlie and Bob are able to see the guns as bananas when other people can't?
No session todayWill be taking a break
After a thurough interogation of the scammer tells them the location of the clan base... Right over the street oposite of the stall"So how do we aproach this." pondered Bob"Well the security is preety heavy and with how we literaly beat up one of their members right in front of their base probably alerted." Charlie responds"Well there is the back entrance and the roof entrance if we dont want to go through the front.">wat do voices
>>5234445Infiltrate through the ventilation system, just like Stick Willis does it in 'Stick Hard: Revengance'.
>>5234445climb the building and kick off the weak banana supportenter through the roof following the wrecking banana
>>5234445Tell that you have them surrounded, at least from this side, and that they can choose between joining your organisation or getting decked in the face
Alarms blare in the banana clan HQ as actualy armed guards run through the hallwaysIts a chaos of people preparing their possitions for an attack from the outside... Bit it will never come from there
Meanwhile in the ventilation system"Charlie. Intel from the scammer says that all of their clans wealth is located in a vault hidden behind a painting in their meeting hall west of your possition. Aditionaly their armory should be eastwards with all the genuine arms they keep there. Do note its havily guarded though." Bob says through the phone"Rodger that Bob" Charlie responds before ending the phone call>Head over to the meeting hall to break into the vault>go to the Armory to steal weaponry
>>5234514>Head over to the meeting hall to break into the vault
>>5234514>Head over to the meeting hall to break into the vaultMoney > Weapons. Who knows, they might just have a bunch of bananas locked in the armory.
>>5234514I somehow completely forgot to post the imageBrain is rot
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>5234646Mobile posting auto caps is a bitch ass motherfucker
Rolled 8084580 (1d9999999)>>5234646you got it, boss
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>5234646Sneeki Breeki.
>>5234648I rolled like 16.1691616169, btwNice.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>5234646My turn.
>>5234709OkayIll go pause now and write up a bigger update tommorow
After treversing through through the ventilation system for some time Charlie finds the meeting room. In it he finds only one large painting which upon removal revealed a big vault door... which was left unlocked in the panic
Opening the vault and looking inside Charlie finds it filled with bags of money and in the centre upon a pedestal a sword stands.>what does charlie do
>>5235485This is an obvious trap. Do not enter the vault, but make sure the door remains open. Put a shoe in the corner or something.Then call out:"I can see you, you dumb bastards. Come out before I lock this damned thing with you in it!"If nothing appears, you can grab the money, do not touch the sword under any circumstances
>>5235485>take the Sword and one of the cash bagsCharlie should be able to carry one bag and the sword no problem.
Rolled 17 (1d20)Okay, roll
Rolled 15 (1d20)Pitter Patter let's get at 'er.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>5235557bet
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>5235485Take the sword and money
>>5235706What are the chances of throwing a nat 20 twice?
>>5235708The probability of two nat20's in a row is 0.975%. You could also have rigged the die, of course.
>>5235710Nigga I wish I was smart enough to do that. Sadly, I'm not and don't even have the first idea on how to. I guess the dice gods have a hard-on for me for some reason.
>>5235711I'm actually incorrect, 9.75% is the chance of rolling one 20 on two seperate dice. The actual probability to roll two nat20's in a row is 0.25%. So I guess I'm not smart at all.
>>5235715...just multiply 20 by 20, do you actually have to use math to figure this out, lmao
Charlie throws a random rock he had in his pocket at one of the bags but nothing happenes.Charlie grabs a bag of cash and exits the vault but the person waiting for him outside catches him off guard
A stikman wearing a berret has a gun pointed at him"Well what do we got here. The thief thats been causing us all this trouble." The figure speaks "Caused us truble you really did. We gotta start moving to a new base because of you. Do you kno-"
THWACKWith a monologue interupt attack charlie sends the Banana member flying and crashing into a wall
Exiting the meeting hall and thwacking more banana clan members Charlie wonders what to do>continue to the armory>beat up more members of the clan>leaveOr just write up random suggestionsimma go pause sesh for today
>>5235750>Go back for the swordThen>continue to the armory
Gonna be visiting someone today and tomorrow so no sessionsSorry for the inconvenience anons so i offer you cat pics till next session
>>5236663nice cats, can I have one
>>5236663That's a nice pair of cats QM, what do you think of my cats?
Still alive, tired as hell>>5236781HorrofyingAlso whats captchas obsession with kr00t
Charlie goes back to the vault and brings the sword from before. It radiates with awesome power____Charlie arrives at the armory to find a goon frozen in fear staring at him. One thwack later he is inside the armory rifling through all the guns. Its all ordinary guns ranging from pistols to battle rifles. Charlie defenetely cant carry all that>leave>set a fuse to blow up the armory (probably move everyone unconscious outside before doing that)>take some guns im back baby
>>5238956>leave>Leave our calling card: a half-eaten banana
>>5238956>set a fuse to blow up the armory (probably move everyone unconscious outside before doing that)>take some gunsTake as many guns as we can and destroy the rest.>Leave our calling card: a half-eaten banana
After spending some time moving unconscious goons to the other side of the building. Charlie grabs some pistols and sets up a short fuse makeshift bomb next to the ammo and gun crates of the armory after he packed them all next to a wall.He runs out of the building to bob who was behind the scamer stand"So howd it go?"An explosion blows a massive hole on one side of the building"Good."The duo leave
"Holy crap. We could like buy so many games with this." Bob says"Hell we could probably buy the game shop itself." Charlie statesMission end!What next?>finding a base>looking for recruits gonna stop early, still tored from jesterday
>>5239027>finding a baseWe got the cash, we can get a sweet lair for this money.
>>5239027>finding a baseWe have money, guns, status, a badass sword, now all we need is a base to store all this loot and then get some goons to guard it.
update, extended work time is hellill see you anons tommorow
A couple days laterBob has went through a lot of paperwork to find property on sale within the afordability of their newly aquired budgetThere are 4 options>A small old arcade buildingIts the cheapest of the choices. It was closed for a raher long time and the property might not look as fine as it is in the picture.>An old mechanics WorkshopThe owner has recently decided to move out of the city to a new location and has put up the workshop for sale. It lacks most of the smaller equipment you would find in the workshop but there is some stuff left as a bonus.>A recently abandoned towerNo one knows why its there or who owned it. It used to be active untill recently and when people checked the building out it was completely abandoned. No one knows what happened but the building is clear and up for sale.>Old industrial buildingIts in a rather large industrial building that was used to produce deserts and cakes then packed them off for sale. The buisness crumbled a couple months back due to being cought in the middle of a rather big clan war which lead to severe damage to all of the expensive equipment.
>>5241280>A recently abandoned tower
>>5241280>A small old arcade building
>>5241280>A recently abandoned towerSounds ominous, I wonder what we might find in it too…
>>5241293>>5241417Tower locked will be updating tommorow
The tower looms ahead of its new owners"Are you sure this was a good idea?" Bob asks"Its within budget and rather cheap for a building of this size. Though the fact no one noted whats inside or even the floorplan blueprints besides the ammount of floors..."The duo enter the tower and at the ground floor they find an empty lobby area
The floors listed from very limited random observation>ground floorCurrently mostly unexplored>Floor 1Unexplored>Floor 2Unexplored>Floor 3The only floor with a note about it and its about it being larger than the others. Unexplored>floor 4UnexploredChoose which floor to explore first
>>5242600>Ground floorMake sure we give Bob a gun and that Charlie has his new sword with him while they explore so if there is something like a spooky monster there he can test out the cool sword while bob gives ranged support.
Rolled 1 (1d20)OkayROLL
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>5242689Uh, that nat 1 is a good thing right...?
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>5242689watch me nat 1
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>5242689Defeat the spooky ghost and make them join our clan.
Exploring the ground floor the duo walk through a hallway. Suddenly the lights start to dim.At the end of the hallway the lights go out and some sort of near unoticable silhouette with red glowing eyes glares at them.put way too much effort on this pic for a mood
Charlie chucks a rock at the darkness. A thunk is heard followed by a loud screech. The creature skitters off...."Charlie i dont wanna explore anymore..."'Nothing can be simple and easy for me can it...'>continue exploring>chase after creature>NOPE (leave)
>>5243845Clearly just a normal fellow. No need to give chase. Continued exploring!
>>5243845>continue exploringNice, a free shadow demon came with the place. And with no extra cost to boot! What a steal!
After some time exploring the ground floor un-interupted by wierd creatures of the dark. The duo clear the ground foorWhich floor to check out now?>F1-F4ending session now, im tired
>>5244017>F4Reverse tower clearing. The ghosts won't see it coming.